DVD Collection

holy shit what a film. the tension in this fucker is unbearable

good stuff, philip seymour hoffman is.

amazing film great stroyline and some truly scary moments

inter-esting story, bit on the slow, though.

anything with monkeys...espescially violent monkeys

never judge a film by its cover. this film looks good, but its actually shit.

only let down by a gay religous ending. graphic.

this is what comedy is about, rape, incest, children, beastiality, shit, piss, cum & fisting. love it.

what the hell

takes a while to get going but Sean Penn is such an accesible actor, its hard to stop watching

blooming good i says. the term "head-fuck" was blatantly invented ofr this film.

excellent, the actors do a superb job in convincing us that its all really happening. this film really proves that ones own imagination can conjour up far more terrifying images and ideas than anything they will ever see on the cinema screen. the final scene is also one of the greatest cinematic moments of the 90s. Kick Ass

for a film with no immediate plot that seems to wander meaninglessly it is very compelling and "cool"

classic already. not your average teen movie, more like an amazing detective film noir, with bangin characters & brutal dialogue

very very very very very boring. bill murray is boring. boring.

ey its a gddun. conjoined n all that. dirty bastards

the accent is totally gay

pretty goood. not long enough. doesnt feel finished.

this is a deep film. what makes us human?

Tom Cruise can act!

absolutely mental. so much weird shit, Danni Filth eating a cat!!!

good stuff, espescially the ending. surely they could have had a better gang name than "The Dandies", Gaaaay

intersting story. a few memorable scenes. standard slasher except its french.

so cheesey its good. the pimp is the icing on the cake in this.

not up to the standards of the 1st but a whole lot more blood, guts and green slime.

amazing film. unbearably tense from the moment they get in the cave, and an amazing "make you think" ending. worryingly its the kind of the film that would be all to easy to turn into a franchise, dont make any sequels.

I don't get it.

its good but they are gays. breaking into a house and re-arranging furniture is gay.

oh dear

could have been better. the elevator scene is quality

really good, ending could have been better though.

average slasher, with a slight twist. the woman getting posessed was good.

top notch. ed norton & brad pitt will never be in a greater film. although the constant camera jiggery is a little tedious

the balls. surely this is the dream of everysingle person alive.

clever & stylish

only for hardcore nightmare or fiday fans. otherwise your probably going to hate it, proper cheesey

Gen-X, i hate the word as i hate hell and hate thee.

very funny. David Beckham is one of the funniest actors of all time

trash......

the location this film was shot on gives it its only charm.

highly reminiscent of Seven. very dark though, darker than seven

aye its gd, its depressing and ting tho so watch out yo, marilyn manson is in this and he is mental, bastard. poor kid.

oh dear, yet another stain on De Niros career.

crazy crazy film, hauer is properly disturbing

good film, its not that sick or twisted, just a bit of funny.

good fun, not as good as spirited away. Christian Bale kicks ass though

lots and lots of lengthy dialogue may put people off but the action scenes are so fucking good its worth it

amazing, tells no lies when it comes to drugs

good movie. bill pullman is bo. and the bit with the apple is also bo. the whole film is a general bo.

its clever, probably won't turn out as you may think

absolute shiner. the remake has some very high standards to meet.

you can watch this over & over, each time discovering somehting new. like the nods to 2001 space odyssey

no. watch Full Metal instead, the drill sergeant in this is cute & cuddly when compared to that of Full Metal

one of the best if not, the best "animal attacker" ever made.

a boring version of a classic

not quite as tense as the 1st one. however the little boy has become totally ineffective and is more annoying than scary. the bit with the hair was alright.

well good, amazing music, baseball bats and 15 year olds, bitch fights, drugs, face carving, this film has the lot.

amazing, more dinosaurs than Jacksons one. and its a real accurate portrayal of life in the thirties. King Kong = black man

fuckin yeah

i bloody love it. blatantly the inspiration for every reality tv show. you can see where Saw got there idea from and My Little Eye. some well funny lines in this aswell, very very bloody, the face getting crushed against the sink was top balls.

bloomin eck'. this film is a bit dark i reckons. paul dano is a good actor and Brian Cox is a good paedophile, one of the best.

expected a lot more with this. no stand out scenes. although the big city is called "Fiddlers Green" which is funny because it sounds a bit rude.

not bad, the ending is quite cool. not worthy of its comparisons with blair witch though.

amazing, captures the sense of isolation perfectly.

very good. not as brutal as i had expected, the guy that plays the killer does a banger of a job. the ending is absolute genius though, genius. proper genius.

not as bad as you may expect. there is a golden chainsaw in this and someone with a remote controlled leg.

brilliant times. best devil to ever appear on film.

yeah, seagulls man. and a shark.

good shit, bit long tho

try to see past the cheese

cinematography and choice of music is excellent. all the characters are good, apart from Knoxville, why is he in this?

cool, little fashion over function

good film, the twist was a little obvious.

you disgust me. in a bad way.

proper fruity. fucking funny, this films not sick, we are.

would hav ebeen so much better if he stayed in the underground world. the ending is lame as well.

aint too shabby, easy to watch. Brosnan is actually quite likeable in this.

classic, been immitated a lot but none of them have been a scratch on this.

hard task to follow the "mintness" of the 1st one, this almost succeeds, its a gd film but gets a little too wrapped up in itself.

surprisingly amazing if a little "arty" at times.

Cor blimey them kids are mental. Better than Larry Clark's "Bully".

impossoble not to get drawn into this. the final twist will make you say "fuck", really, really loud.

one of em best films ever like. unintentionally hillarious as well.

What the hell was that about?

pretty good.i think its more consciously surreal than it is cheesy. one too many bad jokes though and hardly any scares, the truck did look good though.

more emotional than i thought it would be, and its no way near as brutal as they make it out to be.

why the hell did Tarrantino put his name on this?!

amazing film, deals with some really dark matters yet doesnt force you to make judgement upon any of the characters

eastwood is the king. what a fucking ending. tim robbins, sean penn & kevin bacon are fantastic actors.

it was probably funny many many years ago.

amazing. combining the western with the horror, it was ten years before Dusk Til Dawn

full of brilliant characters. Manga set in feudal japan is always the balls.

not very good, poor dialogue, the last scene is so stupid. i cant see the point to this at all.

amazing. every single shot is perfect.

interesting storyline save this from the over-tired slo-mo matrix effects and Jason Stathams disgusting American accent.

probably a bit too much for some people. not for me. birlliant in every way, fucking dark & yet still manages to make you laugh. Brill.

surprisingly creepy, espescially the "puking slime out of your eyes" scene

not what i have come to expect from Ghibli. brilliant though. its impossible not to get drawn into this film, wish there was more of the ape tribe, apes are cool. your not forced to make decisions about the morales of characters either which is fresh.

pretty weird, nazis & puppets though.

the last scene of this is freaky to say the least. i hope the 3rd one continues from this scene.

even better than the original, which is a rareity.

was ok, didnt keep me guessing because everything was explained every five minutes, overall its dumb.............and gay.

start to finish, its amazing. best ending ever

brilliant, they have northern accents.

love this ting. funniest british comedy ever & so many references to earlier zombie films, plues the whole name thing, Shaun = Born(again), Ed = Dead. tis very clever.

good storyline. but this film gets sold on the fact that its really gory, which it isnt. the terrible special effects really let this down.

this film is the pinnacle of the downfall of our society

watch this film.......

best animated movie of all time. Fuck Disney. the gays

forget every film you have ever seen.

could have been amazing, but the ending is far too messy and there are a fair few plotholes. good gore though.

totally over the top but still enjoyable. halle berry topless = genius.

clever storyline & well paced

lots of people to recognise in this, slater playing the "jock", Buscemi playing the "nerd". other than the star spotting, this is wank.

i want to like it more but its too much a rip off of seven.

absolute class. if you like cronenberg or lynch you will love this film. mans bonding with metal & magic and stuff. proper bo.

proper bo. clever narrative structure.

lush film, some insane moves.

even better than the 1st one with ten times more monsters and way harder bad guys! Rock On!

materpiece, James Stewart is the balls. the dream sequence is haunting

this film is unique. why have they remade it?

not a scratch on the 1st 1. although the bit where the guy gets dragged threw those bars is quality.

woah there heavy gear we got ere. Bacon looks good as a paedophile.

Probably the best film about Zidane, ever made. Ever. For ever.

Very very poor film. everything in it is just so shit.