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Films That I Thought Were Crap - Star Rating 2 or Below!

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Aeon Flux (2005,  PG-13)
Aeon Flux 1.0 Star
Charlize was sexy but wasn't enough to save the film!
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Batman & Robin (1997,  PG-13)
Batman & Robin 1.0 Star
A colourful Batman, how nice for the children!!! PLONKERS!!!
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Batman Forever (1995,  PG-13)
Batman Forever 1.0 Star
Could they do worse? Oh, wait they can! NOOOOO!!!
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Battlefield Earth (2000,  PG-13)
Battlefield Earth 1.0 Star
YAAAAAAWN!!!
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Bulletproof Monk (2003,  PG-13)
Bulletproof Monk 1.0 Star
Another Asian superstar ruined by the US
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Donnie Darko (2001,  R)
Donnie Darko 2.0 Stars
Strange film but watchable
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Fist of the North Star (1995,  R)
Fist of the North Star 1.0 Star
Poor
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Hero (2002,  PG-13)
Hero 1.0 Star
Wire-fu sucks, the deflecting arrows on the roof scene just looked stupid, yeah, I'm sure two people can deflect about 1000 arrows!
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Hg Wells War of the Worlds (2005,  Unrated)
Hg Wells War of the Worlds 1.0 Star
Titled 'Invasion' in the UK, think of a Uwe Boll movie and you're close
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10
Shu dan long wei (High Risk) (Meltdown) (1995,  R)
Shu dan long wei (High Risk) (Meltdown) 1.5 Stars
Think 'Die Hard' now think - the poor, Chinese rip-off version and voila you have 'Meltdown'. How many comparisons can you make between the two? They even have the 'token' black hacker! Jackie Cheung plays an actor who claims to 'do his own stunts' but is actually a coward and has Jet Li as his bodyguard and stunt double. However, the best fight belongs to Cheung as he goes 'Bruce Lee' for a one-on-one fight - some great moves!
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House of Flying Daggers (Shi mian mai fu) (2004,  PG-13)
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House of the Dead (2003,  R)
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Jurassic Park III (2001,  PG-13)
Jurassic Park III 2.0 Stars
Nowhere near as good or as fun as the previous two despite the new dinosaurs added to the mix.
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14
Meltdown (,  R)
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Shaun of the Dead (2004,  R)
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Street Fighter (1994,  PG-13)
Street Fighter 1.0 Star
Van Damme at his crap-tastic best
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The Da Vinci Code (2006,  PG-13)
The Da Vinci Code 1.0 Star
I just watched this with two friends, male and female and we all agreed it was awful. The story and conspiracy was interesting but it just dragged on. Didn't live up to the hype.
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The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (2001,  PG-13)
The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring 1.0 Star
Boring
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The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (2002,  PG-13)
The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers 2.0 Stars
Better than the first...
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20
The Super Mario Bros. (1990,  PG)
The Super Mario Bros. 0.5 Stars
worst game-to-film EVER!!!
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21
Trainspotting (1996,  R)
Trainspotting 1.0 Star
Boring!
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Ultraviolet (2006,  PG-13)
Ultraviolet 1.0 Star
I watched this to see if it was as bad as people made it out to be. They were right. Bad acting, action scenes that you've seen countless times before. The CGI was awful in parts, so was the action in parts too. Why did her hair keep changing colour throughout the film? Confusing!!!
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Versus (2001,  Unrated)
Versus 1.0 Star
Had the potential but didn't use it
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Pulse (Kairo) (2005,  Unrated)
Pulse (Kairo) 2.0 Stars
After seeing the Hollywood remake trailer, I happened to see the original to buy and immediately snapped it up - being an avid fan of Japanese horror but it was just a big disappointment to me. There was nothing scary about it (for me anyway), most of the characters esp the girls just acted (and looked) as if they were depressed, this is BEFORE the strangeness happens. Someone disappears so they assume something strange is happening - people disappear all the time! All the characters talked about were loneliness and death! Actually got me depressed listening to it and when the sense of unease first kicks in after 40mins of watching the characters in their mundane lives, you don't really care, although the sense of them alone in the world does have an essence of creepiness. Although it doesn't help when one character says 'it doesn't matter that we're all alone in the world, we're most definetely alive though' - the dialogue was messy and acting was pretty bad. The remake looks much scarier than this was and hopefully has less plotholes too.
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Exiled (Fong juk) (2007,  R)
Exiled (Fong juk) 2.0 Stars
A very disappointing movie, it has very little character background, doesn't explain who they are or how they met. From the start gunfight between the three 'friends' which doesn't go any further to explain what 'score' they have to settle. The main characters are all indecisive about everything (flipping coins to decide what road to take or if they should do a certain job) and there's barely any dialogue between them at points. The blood is also replaced by some strange red powder/sand hybrid. Plus, at times, there was a LOT of smoke when there were gunfights and sometimes you couldn't really see what was going on because of it. It seemed a very unprofessional movie in all. There was nothing notably impressive or memorable about this movie.
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The Order (The Sin Eater) (2003,  R)
The Order (The Sin Eater) 2.0 Stars
A priest that's a member of a renegade part of the church is sent to investigate the apparent suicide of his mentor in Rome but uncovers a deeper mystery involving a Sin Eater. There's a lot of religious talk, slit wrists, crucifixes and even more talk. To be honest I found it really boring but maybe I missed any 'deep meaning' to it if there was any.
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