Films I thought were crap

MMM,campy over the top TVM springs to mind here,especially when Liliana Komorowska turns megalomaniac and the whole plot revolving around her conquering the world through TV was bollocks!Stick with the original.

Another unecessary remake....was everything I expected...ie- not very good.

Blatant saw ripoff....if you loved the saw series- avoid like the plague!

Man, what an utter disappointment this was for me!It sounded like MY kind of movie...yet it wasn't after all.Nothing felt right,the plot was baffling at times and cliché riddled...didn't find it scary or suspenseful at all.I Got bored quite quickly,in fact after the dumb fuck sex scenes in the first 10 mins(Which u gotta chuck in these days for the 14 yr olds,huh?)...the thing was doomed.From the DVD jacket I expected a lot of gore from the killer but all you really see is a few quick glimpses of someone getting drilled,bitten off finger etc(Probably should have got unrated version).The lead's acting leaves a lot to be desired and the dialogue...not really any better.And what the fuck was with the whole conversation with the injured sheriff- I nearly went into a coma waiting for it to end.. A complete let down.... something like High Tension shits all over it's face.I want my money back and the 82 mins of my life I wasted watching it! *Rant over*

Pretty mind-numbing direct to video 'group of people in a house with spycams' slasher.Poor acting all round from the cast of relative unknowns, with a laughable script.The pretty good kills,and often surreal images/music just don't save it.I rate it alongside the similar and equally poor 'Are you scared'.

Oh,someone's stood on a butterfly!!The only sound I heard was 'fuck, I just spent money on this!'Dire,totally unconvincing time travel/dinosaur/save the world
nonsense with some of the worst CGI you'll
ever likely to see(Ridiculous dinos with baboons heads are one example and some very dodgy green-screen work is another).Ben Kingsley's hammy performance is a real shame...he's totally wasted here- stay away.

Shriek if you've now realised how bad this pile of cack is.