Films I've Seen in 2009


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All the movies i saw for the first time in '09

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1
Twilight (2008,  PG-13)
Twilight
Wow...no
First of all i dont get all the fuss...i find Robert Pattinson attractive but seriously ppl started crushing on his ass just b/c they found out that he would be playing their favourite character in a movie? seriously...no.
Second of all, vampire baseball? oh yeah you know exactly what im talking about. But its not the movie's fault cause it was just going with what was in the book i hear... something i have no desire to read now because of this hilarious comedy...wait? its not a comedy?
Third, he watches her while she's sleeping? something that could only be attractive in a fictional character for god sakes. And even then its extremely creepy.
Fourth, Kristen Stewart's needy acting. maybe she was being true to the book i dont know but seriously you're a whiny annoying you know what... shut up
and Fifth, my favourite---lets go lie in a field and stare at each other??? seriously? was this in the book? even if it was, horrible horrible shot thats all i have to say...but freakin hilarious.

Still, im glad this movie exists because it gives me loads of material for mocking. It's like a vampire Cool As Ice.
But, i dont even think Cool as Ice was this mysogonystic!
2
Overnight Delivery (1998,  PG-13)
Overnight Delivery
Okay...
3
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009,  PG)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Bad...but no so bad thats its actually bad if you know what i mean....kind of teetering on the bad bad and the so bad its good line.
4
Wet Hot American Summer (2001,  R)
Wet Hot American Summer
Wow soo funny and awesome. Awesome cast (except for Molly Shannon but that's just a personal aversion). And its a spoof of my favourite kinds of movies. And its by the dudes who did Stella. And did i mention i loved it? I love silly absurd humour.
5
Step Brothers (2008,  R)
Step Brothers
Pretty freakin funny...
there were some gross parts that seemed a bit unneccessary but thats to be expected...
6
Pineapple Express (2008,  R)
Pineapple Express
OMG so funny... i've yet to see an Apatow project i didnt enjoy. Seth Rogen and James Franco make this movie awesome!!!
7
River's Edge (1987,  R)
River's Edge
Intense... very stirring. Great cast.
8
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009,  PG)
9
Coraline (2009,  PG)
Coraline
Creepy and wierd. But still good. I like 3D.
10
My Best Friend's Girl (2008,  R)
My Best Friend's Girl
I'm ashamed for enjoying this movie.
11
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008,  R)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Pretty good. Not spectacular but still funny.
12
Friday the 13th (2009,  R)
Friday the 13th
The only horror remake that hasn't bastardized the original, IMO.
So, it stuck to the classic formula...its classic for a reason...and i enjoyed it.
13
Watching the Detectives (2007,  Unrated)
Watching the Detectives
Usually Lucy Liu is annoying but i reeaaallly liked this movie. Maybe because of Cillian Murphy?
14
I Love You, Man (2009,  R)
I Love You, Man
I love Jason Segel....and i loved the man love in this movie. it was heartwarming.
15
Roman Holiday (1953,  Unrated)
16
The Blues Brothers (1980,  R)
17
Bringing Up Baby (1938,  Unrated)
18
Sabrina (1954,  Unrated)
Sabrina
yayyy audrey
19
Baby Mama (2008,  PG-13)
20
The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944,  Unrated)
The Miracle of Morgan's Creek
where have you been all my life 1944 on crack movie?
See teenage pregancy is funny...
especially when Hitler wants a recount of your babies...
seriously though its like they were having a brainstorm session and used every idea they came up with and crammed it into the movie and you're like what is going on where am i? this is 1944 accidental pregnancy shouldn't be funny. haha Kockenlocker.
21
17 Again (2009,  PG-13)
22
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005,  PG)
23
X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009,  PG-13)
24
Gidget Goes Hawaiian (1961,  Unrated)
25
Dogfight (1991,  R)
26
The Thing Called Love (1993,  PG-13)
27
A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon (1988,  R)
28
Breakin' (Breakdance: The Movie) (1984,  PG)
Breakin' (Breakdance: The Movie)
All i can say is gay luke perry.
29
The Hangover (2009,  R)
The Hangover
Really Hilarious...
Fav Quote: Oh yeah it's on the corner of shut the fuck up and get a map...i'm a doctor not a tour guide.
30
Gidget (1959,  Unrated)
31
Explorers (1985,  PG)
32
D.A.R.Y.L. (1985,  PG)
33
The Philadelphia Story (1940,  Unrated)
34
Death Tunnel (2005,  R)
Death Tunnel
Yeah...really bad.
The place is scary though.
35
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009,  PG)
36
Land of the Lost (2009,  PG-13)
37
Spooked: The Ghosts of Waverly Hills Sanatorium (2006,  Unrated)
38
Year One (2009,  PG-13)
39
Dazed and Confused (1993,  R)
40
Sex Drive (2008,  R)
Sex Drive
Pretty Funny...
It's not a masterpiece or anything but there are worse teenage comedies out there you could be watching.
41
My Bloody Valentine (1981,  R)
42
Bride Wars (2009,  PG)
43
Blood and Donuts (1995,  R)
Blood and Donuts
An actually good vampire movie. Twilight fans should watch this instead.
44
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (What Killed Sam Dorker?) (1971,  PG-13)
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (What Killed Sam Dorker?)
Not as good as i thought it would be but quite original
45
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009,  PG)
46
Crazy/ Beautiful (2001,  PG-13)
Crazy/ Beautiful
Pretty good movie but Kirsten Dunst's hair bothered me.
47
The Unborn (2009,  PG-13)
The Unborn
gets two stars because i liked making fun of it
48
Adventureland (2009,  R)
49
Hamlet 2 (2008,  R)
50
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (2008,  PG-13)
51
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009,  PG-13)
52
Summer Rental (1985,  PG)
53
Funny People (2009,  R)
54
One Week (2008,  Unrated)

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