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SJMJ's Rating |
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Clive Owens best film. Possibly worth an oscar nomination. Really depressing and dramatic film. And also really tense aswell. The scene when Theo took Mariana and Kee into the camps to get to the labs the have the baby reminds me of the Holocaust because the gun fights and the killing on innocent people. The gun fights are like Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down. It is the sort of film that can easily be a fear of what the world could be like in like 100s or maybe 1000s of years to come.
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This was a good film. Not best animated film of 2002 though. This film was really magical. But it is a film that I wouldnt watch again I'm afraid. While there is nothing particularly inept about Treasure Planet, the pedigree of directors Musker and Clements promised better things.
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Hilarious Film!! Really Quite Gross When Borat And His Mate Are Fighting In The Hotel Room Naked Apart From That Hilarious!!
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Very Good!! Not As Good As Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Pretty shit.
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It was good but not brilliant. I expected it to be a bit better. Colors Of The Wind song is the best song in the whole film. I love that song. That is the only thing that is brilliant in it really.
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Very Good Action-Packed Film!! Probably The Best Pierce Brosnan Bond But It Isn't My Favourite Brosnan Bond. My Favourite Is The World Is Not Enough!!
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The best Pierce Brosnan Bond because the story is well layed out and it is easy to understand. Both Bond girls Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau were both gorgeous. As far as the acting is concerned the acting from Denise Richards is terrible. Sophie Marceau and Robert Carlyle are very good in the film. Pierce Brosnan is brilliant. A solid addition to the Bond canon, with all the expected elements present and correct - it's just a little to pat for it's own good.
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Hilarious Film!! Love Jim Carrey In It!! I Didn't Enjoy It As Much As Evan Almighty!!
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Clive Owen And Keira Knightley Were Brilliant!! Quite A Heavy Story And A Very Good Action Packed Film Aswell!! A Class Roman Based Film!! The War Action In This Film Is Absolutely Brilliant. Sort Of Like The Chronicles Of Narnia, The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe War Action!!
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I love this film so much because each of the characters bring out how a teenager would really behave at around 15-19 years old. Jim makes me laugh so much because he does the silly things with sex that turn out hilarious like the apple pie scene, the internet scene and also the scene at the very beginning with the porn video. Hilarious film. Classic teen series.
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Really funny film. Best one out of all of them. It is really good that Jim wants to be with a hot girl but later in the film changes his mind and wants to be with someone else. The American Pie trilogy are probably the funniest teenage films of all time. The gay kiss is funny and I also love the scene with the two girls and the glue scene. Every minute was full of laughter.
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What an hilarious teenager film this is. Best scenes is the beginning in the restaurant and the part when Stifler eats the dog shit. Ha ha! Not as good as second one but better than the first one.
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Good visual effects and family film. But not a recommendation I'm afraid for anyone.
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Really good and really funny too. I love the cannibal island the Kraken attacking the Black Pearl scenes the most. I love it when Jack is about to be roasted on a fire, he bounces on the stick and sets himself free. Also, when he is on the edge of the cliff the weight of the fruit forces him off. Brilliant visual effects. Funniest of the trilogy but not the best.
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Michael J. Fox is perfect for Marty McFly. Doc Brown is brilliant aswell. Really well acted by Christopher Lloyd. I like Doc more than Marty because Doc invents the time machine and he wants to be a famous scientist/inventor but makes me laugh because he sometimes gets things wrong and cant fix things off something that he created himself. The time machine is something that everybody would wish for. No wonder it was such a classic. I love the story. Very good example of a family film. Awesome visual effects, art direction and costumes. Good writing aswell. Funny that Martys mother had the hots for him. Though that that was funny. Biff makes me laugh aswell because he is a bit of an idiot even though he is a vile bully.
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Awesome film. It is just as much of a masterpiece as the first one is. Michael J. Fox is so cool as Marty McFly again. The best scene is with the hoverboard across the pond and also with the car when Marty tries to get the sport magazine from Biff. Christopher Lloyd is brilliant as Doc again. Awesome visual effects, costumes and art again. I was bit confused at first that at the beginning it was about Marty and Jennifers children but most of it was about his parents and himself again. This is the most dramatic one of the trilogy.
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What a fantastic film. It is a classic just like the first two. Awesome visual effects. Best scene is near the end with the train pushing the time machine to reach 88 MPH. There is a lot of good action-packed adventure in this one and this one is the romantic one. I could watch this film over and over again just like I could with the other two films.
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Class Action In The Film!! Especially Bike/Car/Helicopter Chase In Vietnam And When Bond Was In Back Of Car Controlling His Car With His Mobile Phone!!
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Very Good!! A Real Dramatic Story. Really Clever How The Real Football Players Can Have The Time To Star In This Film And Play Through The Season.
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I fuckin love Austin Powers! This is definately the best one out of all three because there is more humour involved and some funnier scenes. I love Fat Bastard in this film and also I love the scene where Felicity and Austin are in the tent and both are bending down and looks like Felicity is pulling and pushing stuff out of his ass but it is really coming out of a bag exactly next to Austin. Also there are some new and funnier characters that are introduced in this one like Fat Bastard and Mini Me. I love the coffee scene aswell. Heather Graham is definately the hottest Austin Powers girl even though Elizabeth Hurley and Beyoncé Knowles are both very attractive women. Mike Myers plays the character(s) so well because he is quite an ugly looking man who always looks perfect for the Austin character with the thick glasses, wavy hair and the thick yellow teeth. Also his voice is charming to women but he isnt really that charming at all if it wasnt for his mojo. My 5th favourite film series after Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, Pirates Of The Caribbean and Harry Potter.
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I love this one because Peter has to face his first rival which is the anger and fighting between Peter and Harry Osborn (Peter's best friend)!! Kirsten Dunst's hair colour always seems to change colour throughout all three of the trilogy. Brilliant!! This film is probably one of the biggest blockbusters in film history. It is cool that a real nerd like Peter Parker becomes a total New York City icon even though nobody knows that he is Spider-Man. Tobey Maguire is perfect for Peter Parker because he looks heroic and he looks like a total nerd aswell. I dont think Kirsten Dunst is that good in this film, but she is brilliant in the second one.
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Happy Gilmore is one of the funniest sports films of all time. I think that this is Adam Sandler?s best film. He is brilliant as Happy Gilmore because he is arrogant in a hilarious way. When Happy starts playing golf he acts like an arsehole who hits other people and throwing clubs but when he falls for Public Relations Director Virginia that all changes and he starts to cool down and he starts to become a golf icon and entertainer. It is a bit ridiculous that Happy is getting money for his grandmother?s house by becoming a professional golfer. That is one pathetic thing about the plot apart from that the plot is brilliant. The acting from rest of cast was alright. Carl Weathers was really good as Chubbs Peterson but a better actor could have been in this film. I think Morgan Freeman would have been good in this film. He would have brought some comedy into this film because he is quite a humorous actor himself and I think he would be a good partner in the film with Adam Sandler. Christopher McDonald was good as Shooter McGavin because I think he looks like a really good golfer in real life and he is also arrogant but in a comedy way but nothing like Adam Sandler though. Julie Bowen was ok as Public Relations Director Virginia because she acted a bit ridiculous and she didn?t look that good to her character. Ben Stiller makes an uncredited appearance in this film aswell. He is good in this aswell. One of my favourite comedies and one of favourite sport films of all time. I did prefer sport films like Cinderella Man, Bend It Like Beckham and Raging Bull.
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Good Film!! Similar Sort Of Film As The Wild!! But Better Than It!!
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It is like in Meet The Parents when Gaylord does something or makes a mistake you feel like "Oh no! Dont do it!!" Particularly with the baby and with the Focker's dog Moses. Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand are perfect for Gaylord's parents and Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller are hilarious in this film aswell. Meet The Parents is a comedy of awkward introductions when you meet Pams strict father and that leads Greg into awkward positions and makes him nervous when he is with him. But in Meet The Fockers, there is more comedy because Gregs parents are sex nuts with most of the artefacts are of sexual humour and so is anything that either Bernard of Roz Focker say. Bernard is a tactile, chatty stay-at-home dad and Roz is the lusty, hippy sex The Message in this film it that Jack needs to loosen up for his sake, his wifes and especially his daughters.
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I love the Godfather trilogy. I dont understand why Marlon Brando refused his Oscar for Best Leading Actor as Don Vito Corleone. It is one of the best male performances of all time. He was one of the greatest actors of all time. Vito Corleone is my favourite character from the Godfather trilogy. Vito Corleone is a all-time classic character because he is played by two of the greatest actors ever: Marlon Brando (elderly Vito) and Robert De Niro (young Vito in The Godfather: Part II). The picture of Vito Corleone with his cat in his hand sitting in the chair that is such a classic image. R.I.P. Marlon Brando. Al Pacino, James Caan and Robert Duvall were all absolutely fantastic and the three Corleone sons and Talia Shire as Vitos only daughter Connie. Probably the best film of the 1970s other close ones are The Godfather: Part II (sequel of first Godfather), Star Wars, The Deer Hunter, Jaws and One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest. This is probably the number one film when every single actor of the casts acting was fantastic. This is my favourite one of the trilogy. With performances, style and substance to savour, this shows how it is possible to smash box office records without being mindless.
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Probably the best film sequel ever made. Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Robert Duvall were absolutely outstanding. Robert De Niro deserved his oscar in this film for Best Supporting Actor. This was probably Robert De Niros first ever film, so along with Peter O Toole in Lawrence Of Arabia, it is one of the best film debuts in history. Al Pacino should have won for Best Leading Actor. I loved this film, but I didnt like it as much as the first Godfather because I love Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone. Dont get me wrong, Robert De Niro is also class as young Vito Corleone. This is the best directed film of the trilogy by Francis Ford Coppola. The art and cinematography was absolutely fantastic aswell. Michael Corleone is like Elizabeth I in some ways because in the first Godfather he was a nice, young man but since he became Don of the Corleone family after Vito died, and when he killed Fredo his half-brother, he became a cold-hearted murdering monster who simply wants power over all of the other families and industries in all of America. That is where Michael is different from Vito. Vito wanted power, but he didnt really turn into a cold-hearted murderer. Don Vito Corleone's youngest son isnt some leering, capering psycho. In Michaels mind he is avenging his family and saving them. Michael never thinks of himself as a gangster. To audience, though, hes the original gangster.
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A very good film. But was a bit disappointing. Al Pacino, Andy Garcia and Sofia Coppola (the daughter of director Francis Ford Coppola and cousin of Nicolas Cage). It is funny that only now Michael realises how much of a cold-hearted killer he really was. This one is quite sad in a lot of ways because you see Michael really grieve after killing his brother but the audience feel for him and then some don?t because he killed his own brother. Well, Michael was thinking that Fredo was betraying him, so he killed him. The Godfathers are a classic trilogy but I think that when Francis Ford Coppola directed this film it totally fucked up the trilogy even though the first two are just classics. I still really enjoyed this film. Shame that when Michael died at the end of elderly age, he died alone because he lost everything. But he deserved it really. Al Pacino was still brilliant as Michael, but he wasn?t as good in this as he was in the previous two films. I think that some different director could have directed this film instead of Francis Ford Coppola because he is such a great director, it was a great risk that the Godfather trilogy would have been totally ruined. I dont think they were ruined. The last film of the trilogy was just a bit of a disappointment. Fans of the first two instalments are likely to find The Godfather Part III an unworthy heir to the tradition. First-time voters, meanwhile, will surely wonder what on earth all the fuss was all about.
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A Very Good Film!! A Lot Of Famous Stars In It!! Really Funny Film Aswell!!
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Hulk
(2003, PG-13)
Not bad. Very good visual effects but it was a dissapointment. Bet it wont be as good as the new Incredible Hulk starring Edward Norton.
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Not bad but better than The Rescuers Down Under.
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It Was Good!! I Expected It To Be A Bit More Adventurous!! Sean Astin And Josh Brolin Were Amazing But It Was A Bit Slow Like They Didn't Enter The Magical Land Until Like 45 Mins Through The Film!! A Good Family Film That Everyone Will Enjoy!!
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Roger Moore makes a good return as James Bond. Maud Adams was good as Octopussy. Awesome action like in all the other Bond movies.
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Hilarious!! There Are So Many Crazy Yet Cool Stunt Involved!! Not As Good As Second One Though!! But Still Really Funny To Watch.
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Hilarious!! Better Than First One!! The Stunts In This Film Are More Dangerous And Cooler Than The Ones In The First One!!
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Amazing film. Best animated film of 2006. Very good animated effects. I went to the cinema to see this and it was very tense. You could tell it was a Zemeckis/Spielberg production because it is the sort of story that both directors would make.
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I love the Spider-Man trilogy but this one is the best of the three because this has a better plot, a better villain and better performances. Tobey Maguire is excellent as Spider-Man once again as he is in all three films. In fact, he is perfect for Peter Parker because Peter is a complete nerd and Tobey looks good as a nerd. Kirsten Dunsts performance was better in this once than the first Spider-Man because her character was a bit more personal and went into greater depth than the first one did. James Francos performance was alright in this film. He was terrible in first one and in third film he was awesome because he makes a really good villain. Alfred Molina makes a good greedy villain aswell but not a very good scientist I?m afraid. The visual effects and the mixing sound was absolutely fantastic. My favourite scene of this film is without a doubt the scene when Doc Ock and Spider-Man are fighting on the train and when Spider-Man tries to stop the train falling off the railway track. This film brings out some dark attitude so Spider-Man. Obviously not as much as third one does because of the black suit and venom. But this one is where Spider-Man starts to lose what he has always wanted like his forbidden love for Mary Jane and his friendship with his best friend Harry Osborn. This is my favourite MARVEL film along with X-Men 2 and Iron Man.
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I love John Cena in the WWE. He is a good actor in the WWE. But crap actor in films.
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A Good Fantasy Film!! Not As Good As The Golden Compass, The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe And Stardust.
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Class Action In It!! Not Favourite War Film!! A Very Dramatic Film Like All War Films Are!!
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My worst Roger Moore James Bond film. Christopher Lee was a brilliant James Bond villain.
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