This movie was so unintentionally funny! I was laughing so hard, especially this: "They are eating her... they are going to eat me... oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!"
This movie is terrible in every way possible, the funniest thing must be that the movie is truly taking itself seriously!!
The mother actor was soooo terrible, she looks like a psychopath and talks like one! "GO TO BED. I LOVE YOU. GOOD NIGHT."
I was seriously crying and screaming with laughter while watching this, this movie was just SO terrible!
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The funniest thing about this movie, besides it tries to be serious, is that the movie is aimed at 13+, but the story seemed more like a Disney movie. Kid sees dead grandfathers ghost, the ghost tells him to beware of Goblins. Then family moves to a town called... NILBOG. Hm, hm, hm, what is Nilbog backwards? Oh my god! It's Goblin!!! It actually takes a good 20 minutes before the youngest in the family actually discovers this.
The story just gets dumber and dumber, in the town Nilbog lives Goblins that are disguised as humans and they hate meat, so they transform people into vegetables and eats them. XD The town-meeting seriously made me laugh unstoppably for 5 minutes. Mayor: We hate meat! Uninterested towns people: .........yeah... Mayor: And we hate hot dogs!!! Uninterested towns people: ...........yuck. Mayoer: And we hate hamburgers!!!! Uninterested towns people: ................ew. I was laughing so much I was laughing through the whole part when things got suspensful (if you can even call it that!)
The plot gets EVEN DUMBER. There's a witch in town and she transform people into trees. (???!!!) So she transforms a guy into a tree, so scary. XD The dumbest thing is that the witch seduces another teenage guy, and while doing it, she tempts him to eat a corn and says "We are going to get hot!" What do you know, when they get "hot" popcorns starts flying!!
Ending is the stupidest. Grandfathers ghost appears and tells them "The only thing that can defeat Goblins is the power of happiness!", so the family touches a rock and think happy thoughts and the goblins die!!
The masks of the Goblins are ugly, but there is one of them that made me scream and cry with laughter. The son in the family has a nightmare that his family has turned into goblins. The dad and mom has ugly masks... but OH MY GOD!!! The sisters mask is beyond words!!!! And because of the low-budget, that mask returns several times in the movie.
This movie is hilarious!!!!! I laugh everytime I watch this, I actually rented it twice just to laugh at it again!
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There are so many stupid things in this movie, but one thing really takes the cake. A guy is standing outside the powerplant and talks on his cellphone, when he hangs up the tornado is 3 meters behind him and sucks him up!!! How couldn't he hear it?????
Actually, I think the mother saying "I love you" to her son just before getting sucked up into a tornado is the worst example...
Another dumb example, in the powerplant, radiation is somehow leaking in a room, so one of the persons there (4 people) has to sacrifice themselves and stop the leaking, they have only 4 minutes to do it. They decide the ugliest guy should go. So what do they do? .....they stand there.... FOR 2 MINUTES!!!!! They do NOTHING!!!! One person actually says "Now we only have 2 minutes left" and the characters have just been standing there!!! That made me laugh so hard I couldn't take the death of that guy serious....
Other stupid things
- Kid knows how to get the vinch (sp?) working on a police car. Why didn't my parents teach me this?? - 5 year old running faster than his mom? Wow, she must have been SLOW, because she was several meters behind... - The whole powerplant stuff is stupid. I don't know much about how powerplants works, but it all seemed stupid. A) It is run by 4 people? B) Mayor things can be shut down with some button? Located where kids and people walk on tours? C) Employees having to call some company on how to do in dangerous situations? D) Can only call people by a satellite that instantly gets smashed during a tornado?
This is, without a doubt, one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life. But the thing is... everything is so bad it's FUNNY!
You get the worst special effects movie-world has to offer, especially the Komodo looks out of place, it looks like a bad computer model placed onto a photograph. They don't even share the same lightning!
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Unforgettable stupid death scenes, like the guy who gets his foot stuck on a fence, but because of the bad animation, turns to stone until the Komodo walks by and eats him because they couldn't animate both at the same time! So the guy just stands there, with his foot on a fence, while the Komodo slowly walks up to him and then eats him - It's soooooo bad!
The worst acting ever. The heroine? whatever her name was witness a man dying in her arms after being slimed with Komodo saliva. She cries, boo-hoo, she is so upset. Then she gets up, now in a good mood and asks "What are we going to do now?" in a cheery voice.
The worst ending ever? no, wait, "Snakes on a Train" was worse, but this ending is really bad.
I've laughed more watching this movie than some comedy's!
I only watched this movie because I wanted to see more of T.K Carter - and I'm so glad I did! This movie so funny, it takes A LOT to make me laugh out loud - and I was doing it a lot in this movie! The dialogue is hilarious, there's always a little joke to keep the pace going. T.K Carter is great, his characters Chester is so funny! The acting is great, I enjoy watching great acting after seeing so many poor-quality productions with horrible acting.
I'll definately will be watching this movie over again, because there are so many funny comments I'll need to watch this a hundred times over to remember them all!