HATED: Stupid Cheap Flicks


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Movies That Shouldn't Have Been Made!

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Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (Bram Stoker's Legend of the Mummy 2) (1999,  Unrated)
Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (Bram Stoker's Legend of the Mummy 2)
*cackles* Why must the best thing be the cover arts than the film? Cover arts are more frightening and cool, while the film is a cheap piece of turd. Go figure.
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Ancient Evil 2: Guardian of the Underworld (Anubis: Rising) (2005,  R)
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Automaton Transfusion (2006,  R)
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Blackwater Valley Exorcism (2006,  R)
Blackwater Valley Exorcism
Can ya say pathetic and boring? I'm sure you can put names to a few movie titles this seems a bit to be ripped off.
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The Blair Witch Project (1999,  R)
The Blair Witch Project
This had hope. Doesn't show a clear picture of any damn thing but if it was done by professionals, it would have been scary indeed. So somebody suggest to the Pofessonalss to do a remake! How about Wes Craven or John Carpenter or Spielberg, or someone else?
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Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 (2000,  R)
Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2
Since when did Blair Witch turn X-Rated? Blew it there, boring crap. Worse than Blair Witch Project. This is hopeless.
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Broken (2005,  Unrated)
Broken
Most boring movie, drones on and on. Little gore where needed. Not scary, stuck in one place the entire film. (yawn)
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Christina, princesse de l'érotisme(Christine, Princess of Eroticism)(A Virgin Among the Living Dead) (,  Unrated)
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Death Tunnel (2005,  R)
Death Tunnel
Pathetic, a bit confusing at first about the virus/disease thing. Cheap and bad acting. Could have been alot better.
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Death Valley:Revenge of Bloody Bill (2004,  R)
Death Valley:Revenge of Bloody Bill
Bad acting zombie flick, all fakey looking zombies. Story ok. No likeable characters.
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Decoys (2004,  R)
Decoys
Boring teen alien bimbos needing to survive in the cold.
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Decoys 2: Alien Seduction (2006,  R)
Decoys 2: Alien Seduction
Worse than the first, shouldn't have been made!
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Demons at the Door (2004,  R)
Demons at the Door
I found this funny, the acting is laughable. No likeable characters really, in this case it's likeable demons. *cackles*
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Evil Remains (2004,  R)
Evil Remains
Not as I expected, but it could have improved. Not scary.
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Evil Dead Trap (1988,  Unrated)
Evil Dead Trap
Could be something more. I can't remember if it was the first or second volume that I didn't like. Interesting story though.
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Fear of Clowns (,  R)
Fear of Clowns
I can say that these people tried to make a good movie but fell short. I'll stick to Killer Clowns From Outer Space and Stephen King's IT, now those gave me the creeps and made me scared of clowns for a while. *laugh*
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Frost: Portrait of a Vampire (2001,  R)
Frost: Portrait of a Vampire
Cheap and kind of boring. But at least a little bit different. Could have been better acted, heck, could be better.
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G String Vampire (2005,  Unrated)
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Game Box 1.0 (2004,  PG-13)
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Mr. Jingles (2006,  R)
Mr. Jingles
How about we tie up ugly Mr. Jingles by his ankles and beat the crap out of him with sticks!?! *laugh*
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Left in Darkness (2006,  Unrated)
Left in Darkness
It could have been better. Interesting supernatural twist though.
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Legion of the , (Le6ion of the Dead) (2002,  R)
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Lust for a Vampire (1971,  R)
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The Prophecy - Uprising (2005,  R)
The Prophecy - Uprising
Shouldn't have been made. Nothing origina or interestingl, the first three prophecies was completed.
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The Prophecy - Forsaken (2005,  R)
The Prophecy - Forsaken
Just went downhill with this sequel to prophecy uprising. Again shouldn't have been created.
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Le Viol du vampire (The Rape of the Vampire) (1968,  Unrated)
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The Raven (2006,  R)
The Raven
Why must people degrade Edgar Allen Poe's magnificent piece of work?! At least they made an effort at something.
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Razor Blade Smile (1998,  R)
Razor Blade Smile
*YAWN* It could have turned out to be something. But nope.
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Redneck Zombies (1988,  R)
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Vierges et vampires (Requiem for a Vampire) (1971,  Unrated)
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Return in Red (2005,  Unrated)
Return in Red
Totally a piece of crap! Totally Fake! Totally boring! Burn this bad acting cheap flick!
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La Revanche des mortes vivantes (The Revenge of the Living Dead Girls) (1987,  Unrated)
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The Roost (2005,  Unrated)
The Roost
Good grief, did I just waste an half hour watching this and then fast forwarding?! What a laugh!
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Le Frisson des vampires (The Shiver of the Vampires) (1971,  Unrated)
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Sometimes They Come Back for More (1999,  R)
Sometimes They Come Back for More
Sucked big time, it's seriously boring and badly acted.
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Splendor (1999,  R)
Splendor
It just bored me. Not interesting as the synopsis mentioned.
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Sucker: The Vampire (1998,  Unrated)
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The Tomb (2006,  Unrated)
The Tomb
Terribly boring, nothing to do with Edgar Allen Poe story. Cheap teen murder flick, mini Saw wannabe. Too much talking as usual from highschool/college teens like making on camcorder kind of cheap looking flick thingy that gets nowhere and stays too much inside that one room during 70% of the film. Put me to sleep. Cure for those with sleep disorder. *cackles*
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Vampire Hookers (1978,  R)
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Vampire Sisters (2004,  R)
Vampire Sisters
Gimme a break, whores. Does not deserve a rating.
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Vampyres (1974,  R)
Vampyres
NO vampires here. Just a couple lesbians drugging men and women, cutting them up and drinking the blood. Not gory, not scary or very bloody even. Total boredom!! It's pathetic.
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Vampyros Lesbos (Lesbian Vampires: The Heiress of Dracula) (1970,  Unrated)
Vampyros Lesbos (Lesbian Vampires: The Heiress of Dracula)
Does not deserve any stars, nothing vampiric here, other than two lesbian women that like to cut up other people during sex or after and repeats through out the film. BORING! *yawn* Stake these two whores and be done with. Title is half correct, should be Lesbos Muertos... Lesbian Deaths. Well seems more appropriate. (laugh)
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Perawan disarang sindikat (Virgins From Hell) (1987,  Unrated)
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Watchers III (1994,  R)
Watchers III
All of a sudden its a freak greenish monster with yellow eyes instead of the usual werewolf creature of the previous 2 Watcher flicks. No captions or subtitles, so it doesn't get much rating from me, bores me.
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Watchers Reborn (Watchers 4) (1998,  R)
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Wishmaster 3 - Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001,  R)
Wishmaster 3 - Beyond the Gates of Hell
Different actor played the wishmaster and it sucks big time.
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Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled (2002,  R)
Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled
Worse than the third, using nudity to make up for a lousy flick!

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