Holy Croaking Onyrōs, Batman! (Asian Horror Luvs)
Sometimes a girl just needs a break from all those screaming Americans fleeing towering psychopaths who can kill you a dozen ways with a popsicle stick. When that happens, screaming Asians who flee whispy black-haired women make for a splendid treat. From ghost stories to gorefests and everything in-between, here's a list of my favourite horror flicks out of Japan, Korea, Hong Kong and Thailand (and no, they don't all have those damn pasty banshees). If you're curious, you can check most of them out for free at www.asian-horror-movies.com.
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Battle Royale (Batoru Rowaiaru) (2001, Unrated) |
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Ju-on: The Grudge (Ju-on 3) (2003, R)
This is a remarkable movie. When compared to American films of a similar nature, the ghost stories of Asia tend to be subtly crafted tales of chilling suspense host to a plethora of pasty yurei wielding the power of unrelenting, unblinking passive-aggressiveness. Ju-on, however, is refreshingly different. The bizarre imagery and surreal plot typical of J-horror spook stories are present in force, but Ju-on's token onryo is one so hell-bent on vengeance she is unafraid to wreck all manners of creative, bloody havoc on-screen. Thus is crafted the perfect storm: J-horror subtlety and quirkiness meets the Western slasher mentality head-on. (A formula that is still being copied!) The result is an extremely frightening, haunting film that is equal parts strange, atmospheric, and in-your-face scary. A definite must-see for all genre fans, and my #1 recommendation for all desiring their first taste of Asian horror. |
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Koroshiya 1 (Ichi the Killer) (2001, R)
Fabulously bizarre, Ichi the Killer is every bit as twisted and gruesome as you would expect from the maker of Audition, and then some. Ridiculously bloody and sporting a cast outrageous characters, it's an over-the-top fiesta that's every bit as gloriously demented as it is fun to watch. A fantastic movie from start to close! |
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Tôkyô Zankoku Keisatsu (Tokyo Gore Police) (2008, Unrated)
Oh, sweet gory mayhem! As expected, Tokyo Gore Police is absolute bloody insanity of the degree only Japan can provide. Does the story make sense? Of course not! But that's not important - what is, is the completely insane ways the makers of this film found to mutilate its characters. If you're a fan of flicks like Battle Royale and Machine Girl, Tokyo Gore Police will send you straight to heaven. A nightmarish heaven where mutants with weapons built into their bodies are battled by the most terrifying, mentally unstable police force ever formed ... but heaven, nonetheless. In all seriousness, though: see this movie, immediately. |
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Suicide Club (2002, Unrated) |
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Yi boh laai beng duk (Ebola Syndrome) (1996, Unrated) |
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The Eye (Gin gwai) (2002, R) |
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Kataude mashin gâru (The Machine Girl) (2008, Unrated) |
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Moon Child (2004, Unrated) |
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Art Of The Devil 3 (Long Khong 2) (2008, Unrated) |
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| 11 |
Kuchisake-onna (A Slit-Mouthed Woman) (Carved) (2007, Unrated) |
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| 12 |
Tomie: Beginning (2005, PG) |
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Sick Nurses (Suay Laak Sai) (2007, Unrated) |
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Tomie (1999, Unrated) |
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Akumu tantei (Nightmare Detective) (2006, Unrated)
Very good. I enjoyed the refreshing premise this movie presented, and the atmosphere was delightfully dreary. I have to agree with previous reviewers, though, that the actual Nightmare Detective is sorely amiss for most of the movie and the female lead is a little stiff. Nevertheless, a really enjoyable movie. |
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13 game sayawng (13: Game of Death) (13 Beloved) (2008, Unrated) |
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Shutter (They Are Around Us) (2004, R) |
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Long khong (Art of the Devil 2) (2005, Unrated) |

















