Horrible movies that wasted my time


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Horrible movies that wasted my time

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Mamma Mia! (2008,  PG-13)
Mamma Mia! 0.5 Stars
What a dumb, dumb, DUMB movie. I could only manage 20 minutes without upchucking. All the women - the young girls, the older women - spent most the time shrieking and giving me headaches. The Julie Walters character had very little character development - we didn't know what her "thing" was in the first 20 minutes??? (At least we understood Christine Baranski) and Meryl Streep's behavior in the movie, to run around shrieking and behaving like she's going to freak out, is really unappealing in a mature woman. It was just plain dumb. Wouldn't recommend unless you're a die-hard ABBA fan or a fan of idiotic chick flicks. I can't imagine a man sitting through this.

It was hard to feel warm and cozy about a couple of 20-year-old who decide they need to get married - ridiculous. What a waste of Colin Firth, who is so reliable. And I can't believe Meryl Streep even did this piece of crap-fluff.
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10,000 B.C. (2008,  PG-13)
10,000 B.C. 0.5 Stars
Wow. This sucked so badly that I wouldn't even recommend it for a $1 rental. Unless you're into big budget, pretentious, crappy movies, don't waste the time or energy or money!
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Must Love Dogs (2005,  PG-13)
Must Love Dogs 1.0 Star
pretty weak
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Kung Fu Panda (2008,  PG)
Kung Fu Panda 1.0 Star
Story rather uninvolving and the animation was difficult to watch on a drive-in screen. Would NOT recommend it.
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Grease (1978,  PG)
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Stepmom (1998,  PG-13)
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Coyote Ugly (2000,  PG-13)
Coyote Ugly 0.5 Stars
idiot film, waste of Piper Perabo, who can act
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Charlie's Angels (2000,  PG-13)
Charlie's Angels 0.5 Stars
WASTE OF TIME
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Bring It On Again (2003,  PG-13)
Bring It On Again 0.5 Stars
too dumb
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Bean (1997,  PG-13)
Bean 0.5 Stars
BAD movie - watch the series instead. Shame on you, Mel Smith - I know you've done some really great directorial work!
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Sleepless in Seattle (1993,  PG)
Sleepless in Seattle 0.5 Stars
too gooey
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I Heart Huckabees (2004,  R)
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Vanilla Sky (2001,  R)
Vanilla Sky 0.5 Stars
watch the original instead
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Tromeo and Juliet (1995,  R)
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999,  R)
Eyes Wide Shut 0.5 Stars
I was amazed this movie was so bad.
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Gothika (2003,  R)
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Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004,  PG-13)
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Annie (1999) (1999,  Unrated)
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The Bodyguard (1992,  R)
The Bodyguard 0.5 Stars
Whiney (excuse me, Whitney) Houston can't act.
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R.V. (RV) (2006,  PG)
R.V. (RV) 0.5 Stars
wow, I was surprised how much I hated Robin Williams and his family in this. What a bunch of jerks.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007,  PG-13)
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006,  R)
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008,  PG-13)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 0.5 Stars
What a stinky movie. Couldn't buy him doing all those stunts and the storyline was tired, never deciding if it wanted to be Indiana Jones or Close Encounters. I hated it.
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008,  PG-13)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan 0.5 Stars
I knew this movie would suck. It did. Waste of time.
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What Happens in Vegas (2008,  PG-13)
What Happens in Vegas 0.5 Stars
Can't believe anyone PAID for this movie to be made. Sat through 20 or 30 minutes and the Vegas montage was so dull and standard that there was simply no reason to stick around. WASTE OF TIME.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007,  PG-13)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End 0.5 Stars
Could this really be so bad? YES!
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Titanic (1997,  PG-13)
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006,  PG-13)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 0.5 Stars
no patience for Will Ferrell. It was a wretched slapstick comedy and it stunk.
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Forget About It (2006,  Unrated)
Forget About It 0.5 Stars
I had such hopes for the film. Raquel Welch looked fantastic. Outside of that, a great cast, wasted.
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Step Brothers (2008,  R)
Step Brothers 0.5 Stars
As stupid as it sounds - it looks. "Bad" doesn't begin to describe it. I thought "Zohan" was the worst movie I've seen this summer but no - this was worse. Way worse. Maybe if you're 13, it's funny... but it's just embarrassing. The film seems to approve of 40-something useless men who live with their parents and how can ANYONE give a seal of approval to THAT?
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Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control (2008,  PG-13)
Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control 0.5 Stars
Wow. It's like they called in the junior scriptwriters who were begging to do their own movie and said "okay, do your worst" and then they made the movie anyway! What a waste of all of the cameos by Patrick Warburton and Terry Crews. What a waste of Larry Miller, who is truly a funny man. What an amazingly dumb movie.
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  1. lutar1
    lutar1 posted 22 days ago

    I agree with 2 exceptions. S.Kubrick and Cameron Crowe.