In order, what I will be watching next.

It rivals Plan 9 From Outer Space for the worst movie ever made. (I gave this movie to Flixster)

Ok. That is all. Ok... (I hate Eli Roth with all of my being) Thought that I was going to be watching 2000 maniacs, but was sadly mistaken

Visually appealing but a gigantic waste of time

4 stars because: Jennifer Lopez's tits, her rant about fucking her daddy, Phoenix as tnt and Billy Bob playing twister in his underwear holding a frying pan!

This isn't a movie. I don't know what to call it...

Up and down, in and out. (The cover is misleading people)

meh

In all it is shit, but if you have low expectations and look at the funny dialog and Jean Girard exclusively- it will give you 3 stars. (I'd like ta picture jesus as a ninja fightin off evil samurai)

At first I thought that the people who made this movie were trying way too hard. Once I got past that I enjoyed the film as a whole.

Hooray for wonderful propoganda!!!

Loved the mood of this one.

La la la. It was funny.

Fuckin rad movie? Hell yes. (I first thought that it was the golf course eating the people... I was wrong!

(You're welcome Flixster.)

Pretty good. For a while I thought that the killer was some race of fish monsters fishing for humans. I won't tell what the monster is for those of you who haven't seen it yet.

You're welcome Flixster.

Naked ladies and blood, nuff said.

It was cute. I was expecting the normal nonsense from the director and instead got a nice little movie!

My friends saw this in the theater and said it was terrible! I'm going to take their word for it. (Good thing I was busy or I'd have been out 9 bucks and pissed off) Nicolas Cage- boooo, stop acting like Nicolas Cage for once...
(Update) I watched it. Some things Cage did were so bad that they were funny, but not.

Wow, nazi torture galore! I can't even begin to explain how great this movie was...
Thanks for this recommendation KYLAN

I was not impressed. (Though I understood the meaning)

James Best, Rosco PPPP Coltrane guguguguguh.

Thank you for recommending this one KYLAN.
Update: This movie is now one of my all time favorites. Am wishing I could give it more than 5 stars. I am also taking both Kill Bills down half a star, I would do one whole star but I'm going to cut some slack because they are good for being recent. BUT Tarantino (I don't care if he was paying tribute or what) ripped this off to the max.

I'm re-watching this since it's been a long time.
Update: Now I remember WHY I love this movie.

Haha giant lobster monster.

Ah, Bette.

You're welcome flixster.

Nice. I'm growing out my fingernails super long.

Rutger Hauer!!! I'll never get tired of this movie.

Great dialog! "That's cause you've been packin steaks behind my back all day"
"This train's headed to the cemetary and the next one comins the gravy train, let's get on it."
"Nobody loves a fat man but the grocer and the tailor"

Matt Dillon was not the man for this role...

Greatness though the end was dissapointing.

ok...

This made me happy.

Kinda made me happy but not as happy as number one.

Happiness. Soundtrack, gore fx, zombies with machetes and machine guns that can fly planes and hide behind things to surprise their victims. They drank blood like vampires though... I don't think that is in the zombie movie rulebook

I get it. Just wasn't very entertained, really.

I watched this on mute. Will give another chance on later date.

oh Werner... pretty silly move here. Taking old miscellanious footage and smashing it together with a nonsensical dialogue coming from an old Billy Bibbit? interesting? possibly

pretentious bullshit! I know that the book must blow this adaptation out of the water.

Rape and murder

haha I turned you off after 5 minutes. Sorry

Now I remember why I've always called this one my favorite Rocky- Thunderlips and Clubber Lang!

Number ? on my list of movies to see.

Fuck yes.

Who knows, the cover looks inviting..

Synopsos: Virgins are raped, virgins are killed. Yessir

Why haven't I seen you?

Dr. Goldfoot and the BIKINI MACHINE!!!

Cannibal Women in the AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH!!!

I hear it is kinda slow, but Rutger Hauer and Verhoeven? Worth watching.

Amazon women, ON THE MOON?