Might Not Get You Laid
it's joke, man. reasons listed here.
1. romance: baby coming out vagina in close-up, give me a break.
2. fight club: are you sure you could do like tyler durden, harsh enough to shudder the whole floor?
3. gia: do you want your girlfriend suspect you get horny for angelina?
4. the piano teacher: see a woman carve her cunt with a razor and enjoy smelling the tissue tainted with semen..come on..
5. the paino: who wouldn't be intimidated by the frontal groin of havey keital?
6. boogie nights: mark walhberg plays karate with his 13 inches dildo, what a appeitizer.
7. inside deep throat: sorta too obvious, don't you think so?
8. singapore sling: vomit sex....yuck!
9. about schmidt: do you think elder nicholson and kathy bates look steamy together in nudity? it ain't personal. pardon.
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Romance (1999, R) |
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Fight Club (1999, R) |
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Gia (1997, R) |
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The Piano Teacher (La Pianiste) (2001, R) |
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The Piano (1993, R) |
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Boogie Nights (1997, R)
"boogie nights" is mark walhberg's breakthru into the caliber of a actors, and it might be paul thomas anderson's best work by far as well as a good enclosure among the 90s. walhberg used to be the calvin klein model for underwear so the size of his private thing has been nicely anchored before,and his "marky marky" white rapper image is highly helpful for the audience to lead into the imaginary ground of dirk diggler. |
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Inside Deep Throat (2005, NC-17) |
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Singapore sling: O anthropos pou agapise ena ptoma (1990, Unrated) |
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About Schmidt (2002, R) |










McKittrick posted 659 days ago
The trouble with Dirk Diggler's weiner is just that! It looks like a big frankfurter! hehe
I love Isabelle Huppert and she is astonishing in The Piano Teacher but I find it a horrible film to sit through.
I'm with you on a nude Harvey Keital. It was only slightly more disturbing than seeing Kathy Bates and Jack Nicholson naked in About Schmidt!
groaningbitch posted 557 days ago
to william,
good advice, "abour schmidt"! lol.
DrPhibes posted 543 days ago
This list isn't complete without Walerian Borowczyk's "The Beast" (a.k.a. "La Bete"). It contains some of the most intensely graphic scenes of bestiality I've ever seen on film, including a lengthy opening scene consisting of lingering shots of a stallion fucking a mare (complete with a money shot) and a surreal dream / flashback sequence involving a werewolf-like creature ejaculating gallons of semen all over a nubile young aristocrat. So... With that said, do you think "The Beast" qualifies for your list?