Most Disappointing Movies


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A list of the most disappointing movies that I've seen. Lord of the Rings represents all three movies...

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Crash (2004,  R)
Crash 0.5 Stars
I watched this and just wanted to get up and turn off the tv. It sucked bad. It jumps around alot and the majority of it is really boring. Its easy to get confused because it honestly has no plot. And the not-so-subtle theme of racism only made this movie even more crappy and pathetic than it was. The writer has a serious obsession.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007,  PG-13)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2.5 Stars
Definitely a let down. I walked in expecting an amazing follow-up to the previous films. Everyone was saying how the fifth was the best of the series and once I heard there was a new director, I was ecstatic. I hated how the previous directors made everything gloomy and depressing. Unfortunatly, the previous director was much better. This movie was terrible. It was really slow and the climax was rather short. It seemed like the entire movie was focused on that bitchy new teacher, Professor Umbridge taking over the school. The lack of plot put into the movie made it seem long but at the same time, rushed. I felt the the person who wrote the script just got lazy and only put in the key scenes. I was really disappointed.
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006,  R)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 2.0 Stars
This another one of those Napoleon-Dynamite-type movies. There are no real jokes, just stupidity. There was so much hype that I was expecting it to be so much better than it was. It was a really dumb, disgusting, awkward movie. It did have funny moments though but they were pretty rare. The Jewish cockroaches scene was hilarious.
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The Ring (2002,  PG-13)
The Ring 2.0 Stars
Wasn't nearly what I expected. The story wasn't great. Most of it didn't even make sense. It wasn't scary or exciting at all. If she drowned in a well, why the hell is she popping out of a tv? and where did the tape come from?...Not a good movie at all. I have to give them credit for the acting.
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Hatchet (2006,  R)
Hatchet 1.5 Stars
One huge mess of a cliche. It was basically a gory comedy. Everything was pulled from classic horror films. The Victory Crowley legend was an awkward combination of Jason and Freddy. As for Victor himself - he looked like the Muppet from hell. The ending just seemed as if Adam Green decided to stop a scene short and add end credits. I did have a couple of good laughs but Hatchet is definitely not the "re-inventive masterpiece" it was acclaimed to be...
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The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (2001,  PG-13)
The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring 0.5 Stars
HATE these movies. They are such a drag. Three movies of midgets walking. The only existing awesome dork movies are the Star Wars movies.
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The Day After Tomorrow (2004,  PG-13)
The Day After Tomorrow 0.5 Stars
LAME. I hate these political films that try using scare tactics against the public. It was completely unrealistic...I had to do a school report on it...
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Epic Movie (2007,  PG-13)
Epic Movie 0.5 Stars
Possibly the worst movie of all time. I honestly didn't find anything funny. It was either gross, predictable or just plain stupid. Definitely not worth the $10 I spent to see it.
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School of Rock (2003,  PG-13)
School of Rock 2.0 Stars
This movie wasn't that funny. I don't like the characters Jack Black plays. They're all the same. Except for his role in King Kong...
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