Movies I Definately Don't Reccomend (and I will never see again)

Terrible. Brutal.

The title cracks me up, and I don't that is a good way to start a horror movie. Seed? As in sperm? As in a plastic little dolly has a penis and balls? And bangs another plastic doll? And the other plastic doll has a VAGINA? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

WTF? Why did they make a prequel? It was unneccessary. Dickheads.

Crap... crap... crap... crap.. crap... Oh? There was two of them? DOUBLE EFFING CRAP. TWO! Two piles of poop.

If I was HIGH ALL THE TIME, I might have njoyed this.

This movie is a piece of shit, and that's putting it nicely. They lost me when they showed the very first shot of the house. WTF? It is scary, definately. And by scary, I mean retarded.

Yes, I know it was a satire. I know. I understood that. I'm not like, "omg i cnt bleve how bad tihs was not evne funny!11!" I just thought the movie didn't know what it the hell it was doing. I don't know how long it actually is, but it felt like it took a week to watch. The only funny parts are when she tries to commit suicide, and her ex boyfriend goes off the cliff.

Wooow, this is a bad movie. And I LIKE Aaliyah.

Terrible. It's so awful, that I don't want to spend any more time on it. I wish I had my life back and I can't believe I watched it to the end. Not even one star. Negative stars.

Wow, this wasn't even funny at all. Very few laughs, very few chuckles. Very few smiles. Plenty of cringes, though. Plenty of "Fuck, why am I watching this?!" I'm trying to remember a bit that actually made me laugh, but like, there really is nothing. I suppose some of the spoofs border on semi-intelligent. Maybe. Almost. Sort of. Bottom line? This is seriously bad. Yeah, I love the Scary Movies, but this is just shitty. Don't see it.

It's not that I don't appreciate the message, because I do. It's just... I hate movies when animals talk. And when pigs sit at tables and snort? Come on. That's just not cool.

Kick your fucking face in, again.

It's not even worth half of a star. This movie is pure crap. Die, Dana Carvey, die!

WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT THIS MOVIE? I DO NOT SEE IT.

Just, no.

Hah... please don't see it. One star because I was in a sappy mood. Another half star because Hilary Duff falls in a shower and it's really funny.

When you watch it in math class, you know it can't be that good. When there's a weird blind guy... you know it can't be good... hey, guess what? This movie wasn't good.

Poor!! Very poor!! I was too bored to finish it. I'm glad I didn't waste a full 2 hours of life, only about half.

No. I'm not into robots. Unless they blow the shit out of everything. Which the suck-ass Iron Giant didn't.

Big steamy pile of poo. Terrible. Useless.

Just, no. Why, why is there 2?

I know it's a spoof. But it's a painful spoof, and all the jokes fell flat for me. I, as well as everyone watching with me, fell asleep. Yeah, ha ha... Snore.

You know what? Being severely obese does not make me laugh. It makes me vomit in my mouth. Why is it okay for Albert to be disgustingly fat? As if he walks around and doesn't suffer severely awful chest pains every breath.

Predictably predictable with all the cliches and then some. Matthew McConaughey is hot all in the body, but not so much the face. Sarah Jessica Parker tries to come off as intelligent, and fails. I hate fake looking animals that attack people. Hate it. It's really stupid. Um, basically, this is bad and I am mad that I saw it. I also generally dislike movies that try and create a formula for romance and do a shitty job... "I'm going to let him teach me something."

I hate Frankie Munizlsjdf. If you can't spell someones name, then they shouldn't be allowed in movies.

Crap. Maybe it wasn't that bad and I'm being overly harsh because Adam Sandler gets under my skin and lays eggs which turn into flesh eating bugs that rip me apart from the inside out. Or maybe it was that bad, you know, with a moronic plot, zero chemistry, and overall brutal performances. I guess it's just a mystery. Oh! Another thing. I think this movie sucks more STD infected dick than the ho bag slut faces at my school. :-)

Uma Thurman is disgusting, always and without exception. Matthew McCoansdf name can't be spelt and shouldn't be in movies. Joan Cusack is just terrible in everything. What do you get when you combine ugly with crap times two? An ugly piece of shit. What's an ugly piece of shit? Prime!!!!

The first one was good. The second one was OK. The third one? I won't even go there.

As if everyone likes this. Get lobotomized. Or maybe you have been, because you have to be severely screwed in the head to like this. Um, Ashley Tisdale is a huge c-u-.... you know where I'm going.

Actually one of the largest piles of crap to be created. Did anyone else notice that Claire Danes eyes kept changing colour? Did anyone else notice that the movie sucked ass?

Yes. Impressively bad.

hahahahaha. I did use to love this one, but now, I'm gonna say NO.

OH GOD.

Stupid. I predicted the whole story about 15 minutes in and I was right. Mystery? Yeah, right.

What I saw? Pure brutal shit. I only watched about 20 minutes.

Wow, this is so bad. Definately one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. Anything involving Carrie-Anne Moss and a rifle should end with a dead Carrie-Anne Moss with a rifle through her face. God. I can't stand Crarie-Anne Moss.

Oh my god. Jim Carrey, you are irritating. Most of the jokes just weren't funny to me.

There was no one in the theatre. Unfortunately, when I left the theatre, I realized why. This movie is really terrible.

AHH A HILLBILLY WITH A PUSING FACE. WHOA OMG SCARY. Except it wasn't.

Good for days when you have an ache in your soul.

Does this movie have a purpose? No. Is it good? No. Should you watch it? No. Should I have watched it? No. Should every copy be destroyed? YES.

Max Keeble had sex with his mom. You know its true.

Franalskdf Muinasdfsdf. Enough said. Plus... it's really retarded and cliched and retarded.

This was brutal. It gets... 1/2 a star for boobs, and another half a star for hot guys. Neither of these things make it a quality movie and, now that I'm thinking about it... it is actually a very low quality movie. I'm going to be honest though? I just happen to enjoy hot people eating other hot people.