Movies I despise


  1. TudorHart
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A list of movies Jigsaw would make me watch if I was a character in the next Saw installment.

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1
Crash (1996,  NC-17)
Crash 0.5 Stars
#1 in my Worst Films category. I got out of the theater in the middle of it. Awful.
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003,  PG-13)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 0.5 Stars
Way to botch an interesting concept. An insult to culture.
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3
First Knight (1995,  PG-13)
First Knight 1.5 Stars
Richard Gere chewing gum. Yeah right.
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4
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003,  PG-13)
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle 1.5 Stars
A bikini ad. Boring.
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5
Signs (2002,  PG-13)
Signs 2.0 Stars
Aliens allergic to water invade Earth (71% water) and drink blood (80% water). Stupid.
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6
Sin City (2005,  R)
Sin City 1.5 Stars
A bad excuse for unnecessary flesh and violence. First movie ever to make me wanna puke. And yes, I saw Evil Dead.
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The Lake House (2006,  PG)
The Lake House 2.0 Stars
Ridiculous and impossible story. The day I'll be able to communicate with the past or the future, my first step will be to check into rehab. Not to be friggin happy with life.
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8
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999,  R)
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9
Shocker (1989,  R)
Shocker 1.0 Star
Never could finish watching it back in the 80s. Re-tried last night, and couldn't finish it either. Plain awful.
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