Movies I hate

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Meh. Cliché. Very predictable. I hate the ending.

Bleh. So cliché that it made me throw up. Wins my award for "Ending I hate the most".

This movie is so bad that I lack words to describe it. The only good thing about it, is that the kid dies. Wins my award for "Most stupid ending ever".

The book was really bad, so I thought that the movie couldn't be any worse... I was wrong.

A typical (bad!) horror movie with an "elephant-man" monster. Gore party. The only good thing about it was the ending (everyone dies).

Bleh. I hate Gary Sinise.

A torture that goes on for three hours.

One word: stupid. A guy lands the plane and the only experience he has, is playing on the Playstation?! And no children dies, that's bad!

Boring.

No, no, no.

Am I suppose to laugh or cry? So bad!

Just as bad as the first one!

Good idea, bad movie.

Meh. Now why did I watch this?!

I watched it only beacuse the music is good. To bad the movie sucks.

Another bad Matrix movie.

It doesn't get much worse than this.

Bad sequel.

This is a good example of "How to make a bad sequel to a good movie". I hate this one.

It sounded good when I read about it, but it sucked. Skip this one.

The monsters are so ridiculous!

The girl dies in the end, and that is the only good thing about this movie.

This is so bad! Why would anyone make a movie like this?

This is so bad! Why would anyone want to watch this garbage?!

I hate the donkey. I really, REALLY hate the annoying donkey. And the movie wasn't even funny!

Meh. The alien grows a lot faster in this one, the dog-alien that is. The queen inside Ripley takes forever to hatch on the other hand. How convinient. The men in this movie are simply disgusting, I hate them. I (still) only like the ending.

The book was decent, so why did they have to make the movie so boring?

I hate Gary Sinise. But I like Randall Flagg. Why, oh why, does it have to be so long?!

Not my kind of movie. Really. Giant crocodile. But I like the old lady beacause she says: "Officer Fuckmeat".

This is a horror movie? More like a sleeping pill. Boring!

Too much Cloud. Not enough Sephiroth. Enough said.

I never watched another Disney movie after this. Want to guess why?

Such a typical horror movie. There is a strange noise in the bedroom with a strange doll. And what does the girl do? She enters the bedroom! This movie is full of this stupidity, and it makes me really annoyed. And the ending, what was that?! So bad!

I don't know what I hate most about this movie. But I really hate Adam Sandler's character! And the movie isn't even funny! I would say this is a "feel bad" movie.

This movie is so slow! I watched the trailer before I saw this, and all the scenes that were suppose to be funny, were in the trailer. I hated seeing this.

This is suppose to be funny? When?! The whole movie is so boring I could fall asleep! And the ending is the worst part of the whole movie. It is so bad I can hardly describe it. After breaking up, they get together again, and say all these cheesy and cliché things that really make me sick. I would rather bash my forehead against a wall than see this movie again.

What kind of drugs were the ones who write the scrips taking when they made this? What were they thinking?! The story is one of the worst I have ever seen! And the ending is really bad!

This was probably suppose to be a realistic guy-friend movie. It really is full of clichés that even Hollywood should be ashamed of. I mean really, four guys wins against a whole army of bikers? Not only that, but the whole town decides to defend the four guys, after being scared of the bikers this whole time! And of course, the geek gets the hot chick. Realistic? Yeah right...

Could someone please tell me what this has to do with the Final Fantasy games? Because the games are good. This shit isn't.

So, random guy have sex with random girl without a condom. The guy is a real creep and I hate him. Why in the world would she have a baby with someone she can hardly stand? Hello?! And he just get worst through the whole movie! Gah! Lesson learned: Abortion!

This has to be the worst way to destroy a good movie by making a worthless "remake". The japanese version is so much better than this one. So let's rip this shit apart, shall we?

1) I hate that kid, Aidan. Why is there so many "Aidan scenes"? He is just annoying and stupid. And his mother is hysterical and screams all the time. Not cool, hate her. And his "father" Noah, I only have one word for: Bleh! I hate the characters, it feels like they have nothing to do with the movie!

2) All the stupid scenes that were NOT in the original film or the book. For example:
a) the scene where she "throws up" hair. That was just silly.
b) the scene with the horse going crazy. I was amazed at how stupid they could actually make a remake.
c) Samaras father, the scene when he electricute himself in the bathtub. SO BAD!
d) all the stupid scenes where Rachel and Aidan gets their hand burned, and then disappears (on Rachel anyway). Oh.. scary.. NOT. Silly? YES!
e) last but not least, Rachel falls into a well and survives without a scratch. HELLO?!

3) Instead of focusing on the psycological horror, as the Japanese original, this shitty remake desides to be scary with:
a) random "noises"
b) some random flashes of light in the background
c) "scary" music
d) "blinking" Samara (see "5" below)
e) everyone in the movie is saying "you are going to die, bla bla", like everyone knows that, exept for the main characters...
f) everyone (or is it just that pile of shit Aidan?) says that Samara "never sleeps". Eh?
All of these combined makes a really bad remake, because you don't get scared, you get annoyed at the americanised horror "effects" because the movie becomes so predictable. BLEH!

4) Let's compare Samara Morgan (US) with Sadako Yamamura(J). In this shitty remake, Samara is made to look like an innocent child who gets killed by her mother (for no apparent reason). She is made the adopted girl who gets locked up in the barn. Sadako, in the Japanese original, is way more explained in the Japanese movie. You get to know what she can do, and what her mother can do. The story is so much better, because it follows Suzuki's book much much better. And Sadako is scary. Samara isn't. You have to read the book to understand ANYTHING about Samara, but you can understand Sadako without having to read the book (but it does explain some things).

5) The deathscene of Noah/Ryuji. This scene was really scary in the Japanese original. It was completely destroyed in the crappy remake. Samara is a child. The "thing" that attacks Noah is adult! Should I laugh or cry? And Samara is blinking! I am not kidding, she is blinking like she is on bad videotape!! It completely ruins everything and I just laughed. NOT scary!
Don't make crappy remakes of movies that are good!!

Wins award for "Worst remake ever".

It was decent in the beginning, but then slowly got worse and worse. At the end of the movie, when they are singing, I was so bored I almost fell asleep.

Oh, and the movie is full of untranslated french. Since I don't understand french (yet), I didn't understand a thing!
Next time: ADD SUBTITLES!

I read the book and hated it. Then I made the mistake of watching this movie, and guess what? I hated it! Bo hoo, Hannibal is bullied as a kid by nazis, bo hoo, let's kill them all when he is a teenager. So bad! Who is this character? It is not the creepy Hannibal Lecter I know from "Silence of the lambs". This is just some random violent teenager who shares the same name. A typical "action" movie, and not at all scary!

Pff. Too much "God", "Jesus" and religious crap for me. And then a mighty evil force that can't even break through a helmet? Cliché!

I remember seeing this a while ago, and I just remember it being stupid!

Here is another bad one. The three main characters dance on three graves. The dead gets angry and decides to get revenge. In order for them to "get peace", they need to be buried again. Only, in the ending, one of the main characters SPITS on the skull of one of the ghosts, and then throws it into the grave. And the ghost stop haunting! I would be even more pissed if I was that ghost. So, good story turns out to be rotten bad.