Movies I HATE

Woman dosen't want to marry a guy, so her family curses her which makes her throw up snakes and slime. Her new boyfriend tries to... I don't know, relieve the curse or something? He says some random spanish and puts the snake in a jar. To pass time, we see some uninteresting characters like some teenagers, some family with a kid and some drugdealers and... well, it's just a mess. The ending was the most stupid thing I have ever seen!

UH!!! I've tried to watch this movie several times now, but I get such a headache from the stupid everything in this movie! Dad gets new wife, teenage daughter hates her (how typical) and there's a son who is 10 I think. Dad is working, so new mommy (Amy) decides to take the kids on a safari trip. Well, son (David) needs to take a dump, so he and the guide gets out of the car so he can do it in some bushes. COME ON!!!! Go to the frikkin' bathroom before going on a safari!!! take a dump by the car!!!
Anyway, the guide gets slaughtered by a lion and the wife and kids tries to survive in the car.
It's basically "Cujo in Africa".

Unrealistic, BORING and there's no suspension. You know they're going to make it and all they do is whine and complain about the situation. I gave up on the movie when 'new wife' gets the keys and manages to wreck the car. Stupid!

Is this supposed to be funny or scary? I didn't see any of it. The movie was emberrassing, especially the scene with the bathroom where the snake latches on a guys... you get it. He starts yelling "My D***! My D***! Get off!". I mean come on!

I saw it and I hated it. Random blob from space eating people. The ending was horrible!

Let's see... "Blair Witch Project" bad-ripoff, "The Thing" bad-ripoff, add random movie I've never seen bad-ripoff...
This movie was boring, predictable and so stupid. Nothing makes sense or is ever explained.

The creators of this movie obviously have no clue what made the movies they ripped off good, you need a good story and a good explanation why it happens.
OK, I admit, they got the first part right, because there are so many things going on in this movie, but none of them has anything to do with the other, or they randomly happen for no reason what-so-ever.
- The ground is abnormally hot
- They find a dead pig/animal that has rot/boiled to death so they bring it back to camp. I still wonder WHY!
- Said animal, they decide to examine it (another f-ing why!!!???), some random black thing can be seen by them
- Animal dissappears, one of the women has it inside of her (???) or something. She complains about her stomache feeling funny, but it's never explained.
- Said woman runs away in the night, out of control and don't want to die
- Later on, she becomes some possed person, or whatever, she acts like an alien and is perfectly fine
- Other gets transformed into these "aliens" if they touch the dead animal
- Random "pot" in the ground, some kind of hole where animals get boiled to death in the ground

I mean, what the hell is going on??? Nothing is explained, and it's not a good thing, it's annoying.
I mean, these people turn into some aliens/whatever, but the only thing you could suspect is that black thing in the animal, which they... suprise, surprise... never explain what it is.

So by the end, we have these "alien-people" walking around and then they return to town. Like... eh... am I supposed to be scared by THAT?
It's just unbelivably stupid.

The characters... how should I explain this... the actors share the same name as their "characters", so are they supposed to act as themselves?
Then they deserve another stupid award, because the characters in this movie were all stupid and annoying.
The guys are sex-starving idiots and the women are complete airheads, no matter how many times you tell them something they just say "What?".
For example, the absolute worst part is a romantic couple trying to run away from the danger, at night they share a sleepingbag together, lying all alone in the pitch-dark woods, terrified of what is going to happen.
And the guy says "I want to break up! I can't walk around and pretend I love you when I don't."
Come on!!

This movie truly deserves a "one of the worst movies" award.

One word: DISGUSTING
Teenage guy realizes his family is some alien/whatevers that melt themselfs together and switch places with their bodyparts... ???
I don't know how to explain this movie, it's just bad.

I remember when this movie came out, it was the first thing I rented and watched with my family. I honestly felt EMBARRSED after watching it, especially for showing to my family! Instead of the fat-jokes and other jokes, they have all been replaced with sexjokes. Because that's it, this whole movie is just about sex. You even get to see the drama between Shermans mom and dad having problem in their sexlife...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay predictable, it's just Will Smith's personality from "Fresh Prince in Bel Air" on a fish... and the other fish also have the same personalitys as their actors chaarcters' . I hated Oscar and I can't stand this movie.

I remember being forced to watch this movie at the cinema... THE HORROR!!! I fell asleep several times watching this movie... constantly asking "Is it over yet??"
I was just a kid and I coulnd't leave the cinema because my family and I were out of town - to see this crap!!
The characters has personality of plastic dolls, they just excist for the sake of the movie. I didn't care for anyobdy of them, I didn't feel any emotion from them and then they all turn macho and... blaaah!
I wanted to just scream my head off, the movie is just effects and "ohhh, is everything real? Scarriii" kind of stuff.

The animation is awful compared to the original mermaid and I just think the movie is boring. The songs are just blah-ed together and nowhere near as catchy as the orignals. And what happened to Ariels personality? She just isn't herself anymore.

The animation was HIDEOUS, I mean, look at some of the flowers - did they use cheap crayons to paint them?!
Boring stories, I only liked the one about Anastasia, it was very sweet.

I honestly don't see the good thing about this movie, it's boring as hell and the plot is predictable. Where are the GHOSTS?

I hated the characters, they were emotionally dead. I mean, they don't care when their friends or loved ones die! I cried instead of them! Stupid movie!

Wow, I've never seen more stupid main characters in my life! They "accidently" let out Piranhas from a pool that escapes to a nearby summer camp full of kids!

But the most stupid thing is that a dog is standing by a bridge barking casually like dogs do. The "heroine" says "Is that dog always so vicious?"
Uh....

This movie is a total disaster, I think if they could do everything wrong - they did!

Mario and Lugigi are supposed to be close in age, but Lugigi is much younger in this movie and "hip". WTF?
Luigi is supposed to be a bit clumsy and overall friendly guy, not a bimbo!

And instead of Princess Peach (or Toadstool) they decided to pick Daisy. Yoshi is a realistic dinosaur. The goombas are human!

Not only did they ruin that, the story sucks crap and the characters are nothing special.

What is this shit?!

This movie is PAINFULLY BORING. I only watched it to complete I've seen every one of them - it wasn't worth it!

The effects are so bad, the piranha looks like toys! It's just random fish attacking random people you don't care about.

First time I actually watched the whole thing, now whenever I try to watch it again, I feel like I'm being tortured... it's sooooo boooooring....
There are way too many unrealistic survival scenes and some stupid things like Emmy Rossum and the guy having to get naked and hug him to warm him up. Ew!

Wow, I can't believe how much I hated this movie, it was just awful. How could Sigourney Weaver ever want to be in this movie?!

The first thing that is an instant fail in this movie, is that they kill off Hicks, Newt and Bishop from the movie. That's totally disregarding the fact that most of Aliens was about Ripley trying to save Newt and Hicks from danger. It's also interesting that while Hicks, Newt and Bishop are seriously hurt in an accident (I mean, you could barely see Hicks was human), Ripley just get a little bump on her head. That's it.

Anyway, Ripleys ship crashes in the worst thinkable area for a movie. She lands in some kind of prisonplanet where ex-murderers, rapists and childmolesters are. Now tell me, why would I feel sad about these disgusting men being murdered by an alien? They get what they deserve! I felt a wave of disgust watching this movie, that somehow I should feel bad about these men who obviously made their choice and do not deserve to be forgiven. But the movie tries to make us feel sorry for them. I didn't, I fast-forwarded the movie to see them die. They deserved it, I was hoping the Alien would kill them. Unfortunately, not enough people die fast enough, so I turned the movie off.

I was truly disgusted by this movie, this is one of the movies I could never bring myself to watch ever again.

I tried watching it, but I was bored. The computer 3d-effects looked way too different from the other parts in the movie and was distracting.

Stupid story and stupid characters. Way too many adult jokes for a movie like this. Most of the jokes weren't even funny, I don't remember laughing while watching this. The animation is great though.

Awful, awful, awful. So frikkin' slow and the only characters you like turn into bad guys.

Totally useless and f:ing boring. I don't care about any of the characters, they just randomly shoot whatever.

Boring and predictable. The original movie was very touching, because you followed Simba through the hardships in his life. This movie seemed more like it wanted to deal with racism, because on one side we have the lions with properly cared for coats and good living standards, and on the other side are the "bad" lions with dirty coats and bad living standards. And of course one kid from one clan falls in love with the other kid from other clan. It's just hard to like this movie at all, I watch it every now and then when they show it on TV, but I get bored with it every time.

This earns a spot on the "10 worst movies of all time" list because of the worst logic in all mankind EVER!
I actually would've rated this movie better than 3, but seriously, 3 can't be dumber than this movie is.

***SPOILER WARNING***
OK, so the movie makes the most common mistakes movies make: Kill off one of the main characters.
So little brother gets eaten by a shark one night and then mommy Ellen (who's now a grandma) is convinced that this was... eh, a shark that has made it personal to kill all Brody's? WHY???
Anyway, Mike (the other son) convinces her to come down to the Bahamas, because sharks "don't like the warm water", which is an understatement, shark DIES in warm water. So she agrees. And the shark... TADA... FOLLOWS her to the Bahamas in just two days.
So not only do we have a Shark on persnoal levels, we have a supershark that swims superfast. *uh!*

Anyway, Ellen meets love interest Hoagie who is one of the 2 comic reliefs in the movie. So what happened to Mr Brody?
Apparently he died of heart attack "induced by a shark attack". Eh...what?
That is what Ellen says. Anyways she quickly forgets about her husband and falls for Hoagie.

Mike has a daughter now, Tia played by the cute Judith Barsi, the only character like-able in this movie.

Mike works as something, I don't know what, but he marks snails to track how far they travel for some project. He has his jamaican comic relief friend who I forgot the name of, so let's just call him Jake.
So they spend all day long marking snails and one day shark shows up to eat Mike. And since Mark is terrified of sharks, the first idea they come up with is: Study the shark!
I mean, who cares that his wife and kids might be in danger or the townspeople for that matter? What if his wife decides to go for a swim in water where a shark is?
Nah, just study the shark a little and everything is fine.
Complete change of character in Mike, he would NEVER do that.
Oh, and how did the Shark survive in the water?
Oh wait, this is "supershark", stupid question.
Supershark even recognizes who is a Brody or not, when Jake is in the water it dosen't attack him, because it only wants to kill Brody's. o_o
That's bizarre right there.

Oblivious to the danger in the water, wifey shows off her model creation on shore and Tia goes to ride a"banana-boat" that goes straight to the deep water.
Ellen just stands on shore watching things.
Then shark shows up and attacks the bananaboat and eats unknown girl that sits just behind Tia.
That's right, if Tia would have sit on the end of the bananaboat, she would be DEAD.
Then we see some horrible acting when wifey and Ellen realizes that Tia is in danger.
Seeing the poor innocent Tia in that situationen almost brought me to tears, wifey and Ellen screams a bit, but honestly dosen't seem to care. UH!
People get Tia and the others left on the boat to safety, then Ellen for some weird reason decides to go "sacrifice" herself to the shark to stop the attacks. Did I mention bizarre earlier? It dosen't compare to this. o_o
I mean, why not take the kid to some county with NO sharks?

Home comes Mike and hears about the attack and sees Tia is in shock. He tells his wife he knew about the shark, she gets angry with him, but he dosen't care about his daughter, because now he heard his mom took the boat out. So he asks Hoagie to help them, so they take Hoagie's plane to follow her boat.

THIS MOVIE IS SO STUPID I DON'T WANT TO WRITE THE REST OF THE REVIEWS BECAUSE MY HANDS HURTS, BUT I MUST WRITE THE STUPID ENDING!!! >_<

So Hoagie, Mike and Jake takes the plane out and they find Ellen. Her boat is attacked by the shark (how f---ing suprising!). They actually don't bring any kind of weapon to find the shark or tell any authority to get help. -_-
Hoagie magically lands the plane fine, Mike and Jake swims to the boat, but OOPS, the shark attacks the plane and pulls Hoagie under. Boohoo :P
So the others get really sad he is dead, but then he shows up just fine and tells them the shark "had a bad breath". o_o
Then they try to figure out a smart way to kill the shark, because the boat is broken. -_-

Bizarre dosen't even describe the ending.
Jake make some weird device to... eh... "flash" the shark to disturb it's natural... something.
Anyway, the flashing makes the shark confused.
But when implenting the thing, Jake gets eaten by the shark, he is seen in the sharks mouth bleeding heavily.
The others scream, tralalala, Jake is gone.
So Mike gets angry, so he takes a camera and flashes the shark.
The shark jumps up and down in the water ROARING. XD
I admit this was hilarious, because it was so stupid.
Then Ellen has memories of things she never witness, especially when her husband tells the shark "Die you son a b---".
Ellen drives some long pole on the boat into the jumping shark and it.... EXPLODES!!!! O_O
How the hell did it EXPLODE???
And then the boat capsizes and sinks for no reason what-so-ever. o_o

And then Jake shows up, coughing blood. Where the hell did he come from? How did he get away from the sharks mouth?
And he survives. Everybody survives.

And then the movie ends. -_-

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

BORING! Fell asleep while watching it.

This should never have been made. Seriously. It was obviously made to cash in on unsuspecting video game fans. I mean, Barakka makes the magical appearence of, what, 5 seconds?
And Sektor and Kabal (who I also think they mis-named "Habal", or it was badly subtitled in my country) were killed before the movie even started. Great.

This movie was boring and the footage is too dark, you can't see a single thing. Maybe some more "traps" would have made it more interesting.

I hate this movie SO MUCH! It's so frikkin' stupid it's unreal! ARGH! Obviously this movie was intentionally made stupid, but that's why I hate it so much.

Watch if you want to laugh, this movie is boring and predictable.

This movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. They talk endlessly, then some crappy CG effects and some random whatever, then they just talk and talk. I was longing for this to end.

I fastforwarded this movie SO MUCH. Urgh, the dialogue is painful.
Anakin: I love you because you are beautiful.
Padmé: I love YOU because you are beautiful!

What could have been the most important scenes in Star Wars was ruined by bad script and bad acting. The characters were emotionally dead.

The most important scene in the movie should obviously have been Padmé giving birth to Luke and Leia and then dying... wow, I couldn't believe how bad it was. Basically Padmé makes some noises, they cut to the "worried" face of Obi-Wan, then they show her a baby. She says "Leia". Some more sounds, more shots of Obi-Wan, show the other baby and she says "Luke", then she dies.
Oh my god, I couldn't believe how bad it was!!

I expected this movie to be about a homosexual couple who "can't have each other", but love would conqour all.

What I got was a crappy movie that was basically "cheat on your wifes and don't care about your kids", WTF??
I was so angry when I watched this movie I wanted to throw the piece of crap in the trash.
And the romantic relationship isn't romantic at all, those guys don't even look like the enjoy being together, they constantly fight and argue, then kiss and make up, then they fight and argue. Over and over.

My most hated moment in this movie is when one of the guys is driving his daughter home to her place, because she lives with her mom and not him, she says "Dad, I don't have it good at home, can't I stay with you for the weekend?"
And he says NO because he's going to screw his boyfriend - I was furious!!

I had high expactations of this movie, but after the first attack the monster do, the movie becomes so rotten boring I had to force myself to watch it until it finally ended. Wow, how could you not figure out the woman with the bow would shoot the monster in the end? What a surprise... *yawn*

I really hate this movie, the whole movie is dumb and not anywhere near as good as the original. What happened to the brave Atreyu? He's a whiny, irritated teenager in this movie!
I hated the villain too. Some of the effects in this movie was really awful, obviously this movie didn't get as much attention as the first.

It's funny when the astronauts (??) are getting ready, but the rest of the movie is just painfully boring, not even the ending is entertaining, I fast-forwarded what seemed FOREVER and nothing happened.

I watched this movie only because I've seen Carpenters version and was expecting some more emotions and more caring characters.
This movie is like... 95% talk and 5% monster. The movie was horribly boring, the monster is what is interesting, but instead you get forced to watch way too long conversations between the characters. The characters aren't interesting either, I only liked the doctor who was actually interested in trying to talk to the monster. The characters are also, unfortunately, very macho. I saw some highlights were 2 men were terrified of the monsters, one of them could hardly speak, but the scared-factor of the other characters seemed zero, they just casually "Oh look, the monster is back. Let's prepare everyone!". Comparing it with the first King Kong, you knew how horribly afraid she was of King Kong because of her screaming, you just want to reach out into the TV and help her. But in this movie, it just felt "Well, they got everything under control, why should I bother?", so I think the acting really ruins this movie. I mean, it's the actors job to look scared so that we will be terrified of the monster. They do such a bad job, it almost looks silly when the monster puts all his effort into looking mean and scary... and nobody cares.

This could EASILY been the best monster movie ever made, I mean, the effects of some things are so awesome and classic!
But ARGG!!! Sara Jessica Parker's character is so hatable it's unbelievable. She breaks her friends trust, she steals something from him she shouldn't and guess who should apologize? HE SHOULD! WTF?!