Movies I Hate

Oh how I hated this moronic tripe. It's only redeeming value is that Monica Bellouci is so amazingly gorgeous. Sure, it's dumb on purpose, but why do I want to watch a dumb movie than fails to even be the least bit intelligent as it tries towink at it's audience. I can just see people thinking this is great "action". It's not. It's parody action that secretly wants to be John Woo-tastic, but fails miserably in a bath of moronic, souless, cartoonish and weak mockery of what good action can really be. I'm glad this movie was such a raving failure, as I want this kind of shit stopped before people just decide to start making more of these movies with no zero writing skills. Check my brain at the door, you say? No thanks, I like my brain just how it is and movies with, at the very least, some sort of coherent thought process other than, HOW cool would it be to shoot people with Carrots?? REALLY hated this thing.

What a raging, hideous, steaming pile of horse shit this thing was. Complete and utter New Age drivel. One of the supposed "experts" talking was RAMTHA (as channeled by this lady).. the spirit of RAMTHA was being "channeled" and passed off as an expert on the field of counsiciousness. HAHAHAH !!!!! This is one for the HATE LIST. WHat a fucking nightmare. I feel sad for people who buy into this waste of time. They might say that Im not "enlighted" enough to understand. HA. Ya I get it, and your NEW AGE fucking sad brainwashing bullshit vomitorium. Tell ya what.. you sit around and think happy thoughts, channel some spirits from another plane of existence while Im over here laughing at your moronic ass. SAD.