movies i own

greatest movie ever fucking made shit heads! if you havnt seen this movie well then...go see is fucks! if you dont like it well then your borderline fucking retarded!

ah...what can i say? its a work of art...simple...nothing more just the greatest fucking movie ever made... it shows you dirty minds of consumers and mall freaks...yes im talking to you kids.... so watch it and understand the real problem here

romeroes great film from the 80s it just shows what happens when you just dont fucking care anymore and thats the art of it...really explores savinis work as a artist just wonderful!

this was the second horror film i got to see in theaters when i was a kid "dating myself a bit here.." but i will never forget it....the blood...the screams...the bruce campbell....god i fell in love with him that day and its still in me now!

oh oh evil dead 2....now...a work of art....you got bruce...most of the time alone "to bad i wasnt there..." and he cuts off his own fucking hand! how can you not love this gold? its just all so "groovy"

yesh i lowered the raiting a bit manly for the gore level...wasnt high enough but in general greatness...plus.... bruce with a ripped t shirt.. excuse me while i drop out my toung for the whole time in this movie.... and great one liners of course its just so "groovy"

i love this movie...i love it i love it i LOVE IT!... best fucking action epic film in years and hell...i got the ending credits theme song on my ipod and listen to it waaay to much

only gave it this many since the cast and romero has his name on it...other wise...make up sucked...direction...eh...savini... your a gore master... why did you give us a watered down romero movie? WHY?!

very fun classic 80s zombie flick it didnt go on romeros turf and was the first to have running zombies...hear that kids!? first! not fucking 28 days later or other bull shit like dawn remake!

ok ya know...people will say this movie sucked but i liked it it was fun even if the make up fx were weak it kinda reminded me in spots of the orignal truly the music so eh it was fun...

well lets face it im a brian yuzna fan and this movie was good becuase it was a fresh bit to this franchise that would of dyed at 2... so thank brain yuzna for giving some thing a little extra in what would of been a Z grade zombie movie

ehh...lets face it...this flick is only good for two reasons...james karen and thom mathews from the first who were AWSOME in the orignal so other then that...dont waste to much time tracking the bitch down

PUNISH!....a fun movie...and i say....best film to watch on christmas day....or eve...you got tits, killing, and a crazed dude killing in a santa suit....thats my idea of christmas....on the first day of xmas i went to thee house! slaughtered a little boy! threw the sisters boyfriend out the window! and hung the sister on a marry rain deer:D

heheh....this movie sucks so bad but to a point where you must love the last big fight other wise its nothing but a fucking reash with scenes filled from the orignal...but hey.. you get to see the knockers from the first flick so why complain?

worth watching for ed quin and sid haigs cameo...decent actor....but shit director and shit script and worst of all shit fx.... you might think the first one is bad...but watch this wanna be b aliens with zombies.... it sucks.......fuck you mark altman and mike hurst...and fuck you robert hall for doing so bad on the make up!

ok ya know what? fuck this movie... i do like some of danny boyles films and i do LOVE the look of this flick but jesus its not a work of art...in general its a romero rip off with running zombies... how you say? let me explain... the shoping scene "dawn" the milatary "day" the scenes of confusion with the main charecter "night" and of course... the chained up zombie....and wait...THEY WERENT ZOMBIES!....they dont even eat you...only good thing was the film stock they used to film it and the music...other then that...peace oh shit...

oh what oh what did i hate about this flamming turd?...every thing....bad acting...the statment was fucking taken out, the mother FUCKING running zombies! and of course...the gore...what gore?! only fucking decent thing was the god damn beganing credits with johnny cash music!!! fuckers if you this shit is decent...i will kill you...horribly

oh yeah fun... gore, tits, and crazy wepons and groovy dialoge and music... only problem was i wish tarintino would of lived longer through the strip joint...coulda been fun but still over all cool

ok...its corny...but it has bruce campbell in it...for 4 minutes... and it was directed by scott spegial so its still a bit of a fun one...about it.. also brought back danny trejo the toughest mexiCAN there is..

ehh...think the first movie in the wild west...yeah...worth a watch or two like the first...it might not of had bruce but hey...did have the gore and the titties...great thing about all three...KNB did the make up

in general...really trys to hard to be a cheap lynch movie... has great acting and was going pertty cool till that last fucking 15 minutes...then ruined it all...just made it bad...those fucking french bastads... need to learn to do a better movie...

proof i love this movie?...hmm...lets see... well i got the fucking prey tattooed on my back good enough for proof for ya fucks? this is a one of a kind movie you dont see made much more theses days and that is why kids... its a great flick

ok im going to be open here i hate star wars....and dont go with the becuase your a girl deal "for gods sake i grew up on troma, star terk and bruce campbell along with the stooges and orignal buck rogers!" but i had always heard this movie was trash...so in my mind i thought id give it a shot and all i must say is WOW the movie is the most amazing thing i have ever seen lucas touch. it was moving... and very heartfelt "good god i just used that word...only for movies do i do it.." but it shocked me just such a good movie from lucas without the cheesy dialoge...it makes me wonder...what happen to this lucas?... he says it holds a special place in his heart....so i beg...if you can see this lucas...make another movie like this...and give me like me some thing els to love from your career.....maybe even a howard the duck 2?...maybe thats asking to much.

a true masterpeace of all time some see it as horror...but in truth...its one of the great american indie films of all time in general becuase in truth the tone is more violent then on screen violents

....peace of shit...simple..... cant think of more words to discribe it...it sucks...

yeah this was fun...dennis hopper chainsaw fighting leather face...come on...its great and plus is gave us bill mosely might not of always done great films but still a fun actor

known as one of the worst but hell its fun as shit....really fun i cant help but love it in a werid plus come on...ken foree and william butler in same movie...just fun....plus metal music over the killing

dont care what any one says....i love this movie its fucking funny and mathew was born to play this role and nothing els...

pertty silly.....pertty bad...but good gore makes up for every thing am i right or what?

in a werid way if you think about it...its a david lynch movie for kids who dont know who the fuck david lynch is.... so... richard kelly is truly the next big cult deal...i give you my word...

6 or so words....asia argento bush and boobs.... how can you not pass that up? plus its a great little arthouse mind fuck movie

this shows you...mexican kids can make great fucking movies and better and more action filled then shit you see in theaters in amerca...do yourself a favor...go to amazon and buy this mother fucker and the best part...it also comes with part 1!!! wich is cool but not as insane as part 2 but of course watch 1 THEN 2 since they are connected and take place where the last one left off ENJOY!

first half is ehhh cept for the beganing and the ending rocks where the zombies come out and eat!

its called a blanent rip off to romero and return of the living dead...but oh so fun... in my mind...its lucios best...since its not filled with cheap looking tits just the good stuff...gore... its worth a watch...even though die to wall lucio fans will hate it

known to be the first ever zombie movie...it is good...but not the best...pefer night over this if you ask me...

eh...only worth watching for the cast but other wise its a drinking game movie... nothing more since how much of a rip off it is

alot alot better then the first but in truth thats not saying much to be honest. its kinda crappy and the cgi blood is annoying since its showen in bright day light...so...but good casting..

fun orignal HG lewis...you better thank this fucker kids...becuase he gave us...the gore shots... we must prey to him daily

whats that you say? a new film thats politcaly incorrect? im there.... fun movie not great but dose out do the orignal in certin spots and has alota cool cameos

in a world where theres split camp on best werewolf movie in 1981...for me...hands down...this one wins its got funny moments a GREAT transformation...and a great director...sure acting is a bit flat...but...when isnt in john landis films?...such great work from rick baker... and griffen dunne is just oh to funny when he is "the undead"

as said...split camps on the werewolf movies of 1981...this...isnt the one i think thats great....i will give a hands up for what rob bottin did with such little time and money becuase they do look good...cept when they are fully transformed...kinda look like a rabit with rabies....if you ask me...slap this movie right dam on easter day and call it the easter hippies... since thats all every fucker in this movie really is...although chris stone and dee wallace stone are just great in it...not to mention the cameo by dick miller...in general...the story is weak...oh also forgot the other great actor...robert picardo...other then those things...it really sucks ass...

good one. it mixs all my favorite movies and gives it a werewolf twist... evil dead, night of the living dead, american werewolf in london, predator, aliens, and spins them all into one its like one of those good drinking game movies in a way for real fans... i mean sure i cut down house for it...but this! this is just great...i mean hell...even listen to the names of some of the charecters sarge HG wells, capt bruce campbell... as you can...work of a true genre fan!

choose life...choose to watch this fucking movie. this is truly danny boyles best movie he ever and will ever do... funny as fuck too... just a great ride down the path of getting junk to getting straight to wanting junk to getting clean:D

in general...its a pertty shitty movie....best parts are casper van dein and robert englund....and the lesbo sex scene...

this is the king of ultra violent hollywood movies...god bless vernhoven the man he a genius....i swear uwe boll is the next him....gore and big budgets

missing moments of love from the first but you could tell thier hearts were in the right place so in a way still good...ed quin was fun in it...dude now has done two direct to video sqeuals...kinda funny...

might say unrated...but dont let that fool you....has just 5 seconds more goo....in general...its a sad film...the doc dude is the savor...but he dosnt last long so....a peace oh shit... although gore was fun...but no enough sex that made the first two so much fun...

ah....looooove jeffery combs....man is a genuis.... greatest fucking actor ever to live next to campbell.. plus...reason to see this... head giving head...oh yesh...

not as good as the orignal...but still fucking blast... a perison movie with herbert west...COME ON THAT JUST STEAMS COOL!...

brian yuzna really had fun making this one it seems... taking a dark comic and keeping the tone right in the movie...sure he changed some things but mostly for budget reasons and in general...did you really want to see a wolf man walking around with a wagging john holms sized cock? hmm? i thought so... plus jeffery combs fun as always and andrew divoff was good toos..

it happen....i didnt think it wouldnt but it did and boy was i existed....brain yuzna, dennis paoli and stuart gordon all working on a film togeather again after years.... and ya know what? they still fucking got it! sure i did miss having combs but ezra...is in fact the new combs...he has a diffrent style more on the line of a unreluctant hero and he knows what he is doing...if this man dosnt become big it shows how down hill our love for actors has gone....and plus...how could you pass up a movie with a great skinning scene? i think you can not!

stuart gordon has a good and down career he started with such classics as re animator and since then went up he worked with disney for a while then has gone to do some shit then....what can i say? walt disney is a evil self hating jew... but ok enough with that on to this fine arthouse thriller a simple story at first and goes into some thing you dont see every day in movies... gordon is my fav man when it comes to the way he shoots his films id say about at least all of them are shot hand held at least 98% and it just makes it all the creepyer truly whjen your main charecter goes bonkers... trust me this is one movie not to miss its not full of cheesy gun fights...but blunt wepons fights...its truly worth watching..

ok ya know what? this is not the gorest film ever and i still say i want more gore in it call me a pyscho bitch but its true i wanted more gore in this movie to be honest...i say its a bit dry... but other wise peter jacksons second best movie so fuck you lord of the rings fans

i give it that many fucking stars becuase it dose have zombies....and also romero did the orignal script and i got to see mia's tittys... so there....oh and the score was cool...buuut...it sucked to high ends...fuck you paul ws anderson...

this one is even WORSE!...worse music... again only thing good were some tits in the flick and other then that it was garbage...and again... fuck you paul... fuck you hard...

ya know what?...i love this movie....i really do... its so fucking funny...and gory..how can you not love it?!....just brings a tear to my eye that a man and ledgand such as the "UWE BOLL" can bring us this...fine fine work of art....

well...hmm...its a ok movie... cast isnt bad....could of used hurly's cans to save the movie more...but reason i own it.... bruce campbell....need i say more?....

has some good moments...only reason it got one star....oooh wes what happen to you damnit?!

well...most americans i really dont think will get or like this much since...well...sorry guys you just dont understand lingo from other country by much... so it is the type of movie you like or dont...but for me...it was ok..

ok this movie is like one of the best horror comedy buddy movies its just so cool and so fun micheal davis knows comedy well and he dose know how to give us some scars and surprises so i do love his work...even his romantic comedys and thats a big deal for me... and two scenes to watch out for... the "kitty" scene... and the "rosebud" speech

this id say is one of my favs from micheal moore in the since it really dose stick up for the little people out there and shows you you can make a diffrence with a camera...true micheal moore now is kinda a dick and becoming waaay to flashy....come on moore...we need the real you back...throw on those streach pants and take off those pink shades and put back on the bulky ones and that old trucker cap...thats what we loved about you...still hey..i cant complain about a man who rips on bush:D

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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

heheh...what can i say? its the best fucking line of the movie... and it is one of mel brooks best next to blazing saddles... just fun shit..

jenifer aniston in her break through role...as a stupid bitch running from a midget that thinks she stole her gold...in a way... its based on a story about a pimp little dude and his hoe...only now he is magical and she dosnt show her cans any more becuase she is petty virgin... but hey... how can you beat a line like "ok young fella what are you doing out so late?" "young fella? why i be over 600 years old..." warwick davis is a laugh riot....

a little under two hours of bruce campbell doing slap stick....shall i rip out my vibrator now to masterbate to this flick?!

yes i said before i love uwe boll movies...but the main reason this one wasnt fun... tara reid...the women needs to stick to showing her cans... other then that...fun ass movie...

john carpenters true master peace...its in the style of lets say...so nice and gory work from rob bottin it makes me want to flick the bean...i think that says it all...

roddy piper...keith david.... and so many one liners you could be shitem out for a week god i love this movie "i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and im all out of gum...

it was more like the comic...but still not fucking dark enough wich kinda upsets me in a way... i hope 2 goes for being much more dark

this movie is so fun to watch i am a dolph fan and his movies are just awsome always! though it wasnt as dark as the comic but still fun

i was really surprised how well this flick turned out i mean im a remake hater so it shocked me i liked it...and plus...for once it went farther then the orignal wich you dont see much theses days

i love this film even if i feel the remake is a little better in some parts such as acting the look of the mutants...buuut its cooler what happens to the truck stop dude in this one... plus...micheal berryman rocks..

every thing rocked...cept for the fucking ending...main reason im giving it a 2...other wise...its awsome with great gore and one of the best throut slashs in a while

eh....never was a freddy fan...but it is a decent franchise and...robert is hot in a odd way... and this is when wes was a good director... heh... what if freddy tryed to finger bang some one? also gave the world johnny depp..

simple enough...only gets three stars for the fucking pool slash scene other then that...its kinda a turd but it is fun to see a kid rip off his skin turn into robert....i swear that kid trys to hard to look like a mix between robert from the cure and that dude who sang "i wear sunglasses at night" with a hint of....some wacky 80s shit i dunno...

eh...fun...for a freddy movie... could of been worse i guess... was funny to see lawarnce "aka matrix dude" in it...i mean...i thought most slasher flicks had people that were unknown or at the end of thier career as they said...wasnt this like the middle of his?... must of needed money...or free food

ah..the one that started it all... the gore the sex...the drugs....THE DEATH!... such goodness...

haha the first one with jason and hell you still got the sex and the death....the only way to have it

more death...more sex...everything you need for a jason film!

ladies and germs... cory feldman!...he found treasure of one eyed willy and he killed jason....in a three year period!..oh and killed some vampires....busy boy when he wasnt sucking down cocaine..

i will give it to them for trying to do it a little diffrent...but all in all...they failed...

ah...thom mathews of return of the living dead....main reason to love this movie...also a small part from the dude from welcom back hotter with the dude from grease...

carrie meets jason...kinda funny to...since as i said...the dude from welcom back hotter or what ever the show was called was in part six with johnny boy...whos first real movie role WAS in carrie cool a?

this....is true...blue....80s love... jason in new york...so cool so fun... and cheese...and has another inside joke... jason played by kane hodder throws a cop and kills him in the diner... the cop...is ken some thing forget the last name who played jason in freddy vs jason...sooo...all in all...jason killed jason..

ok...i admit it...this is my fav jason film out of them all....you got the wonderfull KNB doing the make up and you got the youngest director on it and it seemed he loved it becuase he was a true fan...note... true horror nerds make good horror movies..

saw it over 6 times in theaters... no joke... long story... anyways its stilly and fun... and cameo by david cronenberg so come on!

ron howards first directing gig... heh fun shit...car crashs and of course....my sweet clint howard!....so always fun...also rance howard rocks too.....SEE TOOLBOX MURDERS REMAKE!...to see his full acting deal...

a great true story movie.... for all the hippie in us all... johnny knoxville plays it great... he should of won more awards for this...

great flick all around and shows that america dose not have a fucking clue how to do a good thriller revenge movie... one good long shots with hammers...and a tasty eating scene...every time i see it...it makes me hungry for sea food...and the twist ending...just great...

a way more antholgy movies should be bring in more then one director... and i think this one was great fun.... although make a note...if rented...skip the dumpling one and watch the other two then watch the longer cut of dumplings....trust me... its worth it

this is hands down...the best american indie of the 1990s... even though hardly big things happen...you still are glued to it...and... you get a love for kevins dialoge...he is the tarintino of slackers... and thats why he love this movie...plus...come on... a girl fucks a dead guy and a asshole video store clerk.... isnt that all our dream to be?

may....in a way....is very dear to me... so get ready for a some what mushy review... after seeing this film a friend of mine "he fucking sint anymore..." said "christ thats you! your the taller and bigger boobed version of her!" and for a loooong time i wondered about it....so...maybe....i did felt just the look in Angela Bettis's face just gawking at the camera...she really is one of the best actresses of our time just her look her style of acting i mean if she can go from acting in this two a smart charecter in a slasher film... who knows what els is possible for this wonderful actress? same goes with lucky mckee.... i can see great great things in his future after this and watching his episode of masters of horror "sick girl" so lets hope we see more from theses guys...

everyonce in a while a really good remake comes around... and at this time...tobe did it... since after all the orignal in general was puuuuure garBAGE!... so it was nice to see a decent remake...one that not only amps the orignal...but is...ah hell its just a way better movie in general! becuase the orignal just sucked monkey ass...

if your like me...and sick of hollywood style bullshit...get this fucker...not only dose it have two of the best fucking actors in the world...its so non hollywood it will make some of you popcorn munchers sick... but fuck ya...i love me bruce campbell...

yeah there are some problems here and there...but in general this is a damn good thinking mans horror movie some thing mick garris is very good at so it is worth some watchs and... david is really brillent in it

sigh....ughh.....stupid.....fucking....trud....fucking kevin williamson ruined wes craven....fuck this movie...only decent thing was KNB make up fx... and jamie kennedy wasnt to bad...

read review for part 1...same thing pertty much...

in general...same thing....for this one...BUT....i will say the reason i own this is becuase my brother gave me the boxset for my birthday...the dumbfuck...

eeeehhh....well... im a buffy fanatic...so im giving it over one star...so....plus i got it as a present so main reason its on the list of movies i own

better then the first....i mean...jack black and of course the master jeffery combs!... to bad he wasnt in it more

the first team up of director mick garris and writer stephen king... sadly...it...its not the best...though GRAT cameos by some horror names so its a fun late night watch i will give it that...but mick garris best? oh hell fuck no...

hands down miike is a god.. this man can craft such a beautiful horror film that it makes you cry to it and fall in love... this movie is a must watch truly

ultra low budget ultra fun b movie the money came from sam raimis poket from his earning off evil dead 2 to let JR bookwalter make his own little epic and he did it very well on super 8!

you must be asking yourself... "how the hell can this bitch give showgirls 5 stars?!" well my friends...i awnser for the little teen nerds.... berkly bush.... seeing her every saturday morning as the good girl hippie like bitch...then seeing her as a angery nutty slut...what can be better? to top it off we also have gena gershon tittys!

this film...is very much...the most heartfelt drmatic zombie film ever it really makes you feel for who its happening to and its a great watch! and also...GREAT GORE!

hands down...best of the best wes craven film EVER made oh gotta love David A Hess...his music and his angery kruger... triva for fans there...his name is kruger and the name of some one els in a wes craven movie has the name kruger... but this is his epic...craven...come on... make another snuff style horror film!!!!

if you read the storys of went on behind the scenes and hear about how this is a true story....it really dose give you a amont of chils...

a good old fahion bugs amock flick... lots and lots of tributes...or rip offs like other people say.... but its a fun sit back with a beer type of flick.. main thing i always remmbered was since this came out at the same time as spiderman the tv spot was you see spiderman stand up and get knocked over by a spider "what the hell was that?" "spider man..." just...comedy gold there...

good hollywood mexican style action flick...good stuff to watch...2nd one was a little more fun but this had more bit parts like mickey rourke

gave the mid 90s what it really needed...a real low budget ultra violent flick...with lots and lots of touchs of the mexican direct to video lines...its just great fun

ok...truth be told....i like this one better then pulp fiction...its more fun and has more of some of my fav actors growing up such as harvy... and of course we get a dose of tarintno's dialoge for the first time ever....truly is enjoyable...

for years...we did not have a decent fucking werewolf movie...only one that came remotly watchable in the 20 year period was bad moon...and that wasnt even that fucking great!!! but at last in 2001...we got ginger snaps... in a way it looks cheap...but it is really diffrent from most werewolf movies out there... so i give it to them... a good fun one here.. truly worth watching for who i think can be the next icon in horror...emliy perkins who plays B....

the first was a very well done movie...but this pops it to the next level...it dosnt go the same raout...but id say it picks up like 6 or so months where the first one left off on B's new journy...and plus...FX BY KNB!!! WOOHOO so is a fun one and is worth a watch after youv seen the first that is...

yet again...the guys take a new new roate for the third take on this little trilogy... its more of a prequeal with the past lifes of the girls is all i can think...but you dont need to watch 1 or 2 first...but it helps becuase it dose have "wink wink"s to the fans of the first two so....do yourself a favor and watch all three...

in general...is nothing more then a big budget B movie... its fun in parts...but stephen summers...the only thing the man truly knows how to do is make mildless b movies with over the top budgets...how the fuck dose he get that money?!....

TOGA TOGA!!!...heheh.....oh louie louie....yeah...i know this fucking movie....it has tits...beer....and jon blushi...what not to love?!

this movie is a special thing for me in a way...since its a down on his luck guy just trying to get his movie made...its sad since he really trys but life is getting in his way...but thanks to his ex druggie friend...those two can do anything... hell if i can get another neat movie made...id do anything to get those two to have a part in it...be it acting or producing...thats how neat i think theses two are... and my god...the ex druggie dude...amazing gutar player... just a pure genius docu...

great satire comedy of the 80s...yeah i said it...comedy...i laughed when the chainsaw fell down onto the hooker and when he hacked up a guy with a axe while playing huey lewis...im a sick bitch and dont care...its fucking funny

a story of finding your place in the world even if it isnt that great you must take it... paul plays harvy so well...i mean how the fuck can this man not get the oscer that year?! i mean really the two main actors got in the roles so well...almost in possble to tell the diffrence between the reals and the actors...just wonderful....paul... we love ya!...

oh yeah... one of my dream jobs... "next to being a mover like in land of the dead" when i go to new york... im going to aplie for this fucker...what not real?....oh god...my dream is dead and i dyed on the inside...thanks alot fuck holes!!!!.....but great movie a bill murry is fun and dan is good always as dan...and ivan? good smart ass wanna be as always...

a personal film for steve martin and might make some people seem him a differnt way since really it is diffrent for him. woderfully lit with a story of trying to find the right person and find what you truly want out of life. clare knows what she was doing in this film "still disgusting she didnt get any award nods" and jason doing just great since its said he improved about 80% of his role and making you hate yet find some apeal for him. the main thing though is all the charecters do feel a bit lifless as in the since "eh dont give a fuck about you at all" when its trying to be a love story but maybe thats how it was planned out to be since in a way every one is a bit hatable but still lovly in thier own werid way just like how people are in the world i guess...

john waters second real studio flick.... is fun of course its not puuuure john waters...but hell...its his tribute to his fav flick blood feast... could of used more gore though..

out of all the studio flicks john waters made...this is my fav...i see myself as one day...a female version cecil....sad i know...but eh...fuck you...that shall be me one day!..."fuck the studio system!"

umm...well....its not to bad....but...eh....do we all really want to see joey from friends in a dress during the cold war?...eddie izzard is classic though...and the one main great scene is joey trying on a bra and his girl friend waking up to finding him doing it and him explaning it....its worth it for those reasons...

not bad...but really not that great eather...very over hyped movie just like the remake.... only reason i truly own this is becuase one...it was 5 bucks...and two... it has a comentry by sam raimi and scott speigal...and note for you dumbshits who dont know them...scottie co wrote with sam evil dead 2 and had a cameo in spiderman 2...along with dan hicks who played in evil dead 2...scottie also directed from dusk till dawn 2...

i was very pleased with the way this turned out plus...i got alota money when the movie was over:D but its good...trust me..

this is a film...that really focuses on feelings and the feel of the surroundings... very very little dialoge in this film but john says it all with the look on his face...he is truly brillent and why he didnt win a oscer for this...is waaay beyond me...its very sickening.... the story is some what simple...a man upsest with looking for the killer of his wife... but trust me...if you have ADD or a short tension span...you wont make it through 5 minutes of this movie you stupid kids... but if you like slower movies...check this fucker out!

this movie did take me by surprise... david aka fox mulder from x file wrote and directed and co stars in this arthouse film about a boy living though a depressed child hood not knowing what to do and the only person he feels truly close to his papas a mentaly challanged janitor and it is truly the best performance by robin williams has and will ever play in his life it is one that is just great to feel some thing to

this was....ok....nothing great.. could of used more gore... but it did have some fun scenes! toilet scene rocked and the acting was pertty good but as said... could of still been better

a strip clun filled with pot thats infested with bugs that bite your or crawl up your ass and turn you into some thing your not...say one girl... a hard core straight girl turns into a hard core dyke looving the pussy!...now tell...how can you not love that plot?!

such a neat little movie...its a mixture of larry cohenness and william lustig..makes since since one directed the other wrote... and it works very well....truly since the one and only bruce campbell was in it...and a cameo by sam raimi..

in simple terms...and the three words to put this movie in to perspective....pure "1" 80s "2" trash..."3" thats all it is...dont let the cover fool you becuase all it is is cameos by old kiss boy and ozzy but is it worth watching for them? well genes eh no... for ozzys? HELL YES! becuase it is funny as fuck...i wont spoil it for you but it is a way you never thought youd see ozzy... but in general its a movie for people who are fans of eather 80s metal and think satan is cool or people who like 80s B grade garbage... what can i say?... i love it..

ok...going to not talk about the pedifile director here...going to just talk about his flick... jeepers creepers is good yet not... personaly i felt it cut out the best scene wich is when the creeper smells the kid and talks to him...very creepy in a odd way...but it could of been alot creepyer in moments...but it did well for what it was...

well...this seemed to fallow the line of going with most franchise and get a little comical...wich this one did... but i will give it to ray wise...for being the best part "like in pertty all the movies he dose.." as a man out for revenge...take a note young film makers...got a shit script and want a good actor to turn your shit into some thing a little better? contact ray wise...

say what you will...this flick scared the crap out of me as a kid becuase i hated cars... now it is cheesy...but fuck...best king movie yeah i said it...and FUCK the remake...

yeah yeah most of you think from the look of the box cover its a cheese ball horror flick...but really...its a parady of arthouse crime flicks mixed in with anime in live action...its a fucking kick ass movie...says the word fuck over 200 times and just getting one bullet shot causes some one to loose like 5 gallons of blood and still live its just fucking great and dan clark...wish he would do more becuase the man has such a talent for this type of wacky shit...here is another reason to laugh and have fun with it...well two...a guy gets hit in the face with a frying pan over 30 times in less then 5 minutes...and.....kung fu trannys...need i say more?

hands down one of the top three best druggie movies EVER... just great...make sure you get the unrated cut though...other wise your going to get bleeped out sex and cartoons and kuss words...and wont hear the "gotta love pussy" speach clearly by micky rourke and well you just MUST

say what you will...in a fucked up werid ass way....this movie is fucking funny as fuck... come on! its great how can you pass up seeing cameron diaz in one of her few roles where she plays her self? a homocidal raging insane stupid bitch.... and killing people at that!... its worth watching come on people... we got to keep peter berg making insane fucking funny crazed movies... he didnt do bad with the rundown but we need some thing like this from him again!

sure its a remake...but its a fun one... it has make up fx by KNB and some nice slashing fx... i mean could it of been better? of course...dose it have a good cast though? yeah it dose... its worth a fun watch id say... and plus....cant be any worse then alota remakes out there...

funny story....the first half of the movie with all the fucking remmber? a guy got cought by me jacking off....sad sad... oh the movie? eh first half...SUCKS!....when the blood starts spilling....gets...pertty good hell its fucking funny like when the dude gets his heels cut and he tries to walk just fucking funny but overall...its decent....

eh...an ok movie i guess.... its... dull i gues...i dunno maybe lifetime just ripped it off to much... then again...love me jenfer jason leigh tities... plus steven webber rocks...

spawn....oh spawn spawn...i can say alot about this one... this film in a way is a guilty pleasure for me john is just amazing as clown in the movie and KNBs work is as always very well done... but it isnt gold...the cgi is nothing more then what youd see on a saturday night of sci fi channel.. but a one or two time watch? id say so

GOD! i love vicent price...and what could be better then a film that in general is just him alone?! its perfect...a great movie of his... and if your a vicent fan and havnt seen this...then your a dumbshit...

god...its so horrible that you have to watch it...but hey...oh well... just look how bad it must up the directors head...went from creating a swap thing rip off to a skinny dude feeding a 900 ibs chick hamburgers and jacking to it....heheh...dont miss feed kids!

yeah...i love this movie...so the fuck what?! got a fucking problem with that bitchs?!....its great... makes you fucking think about how you fucks take life for fucking granted you little dumb fucking bitchs...

honestly...the best film made about manson ever...it took the director "jum vanbebber" 15 years! to get this film finished and add on a extra three trying to seel the fucker. it is most likly one of the most brutal true story killer movies ever made it is fucked up...its full of drugs and sex and blood...if i were you....id...make my 6 year old watch it and tell him he will die like sharon tate if he disobays again:D

very great little flick i always love to see a indie film just come out of no where and break boxoffice records...it just brings a tear to my eye

more gory but missing certin things of the orignal but not much i say long as franchise with brains keep a heart they can go on for a loooong time

alot of people say this is darios worst film to date....i disagree... i think it was a great flick ya had it all the dario touch some make up fx by tom savini and great acting... plus as a added bonus... asia nude jugs...

its...good but in a way i think its a bit of a lie...i mean its shot just amazingly in so many ways... but well... i felt it wasnt that creepy...it could of been alot alot alot worse.. but john jarret is a great actor...want to see him in more.. but still...is a good movie

a stupid stupid...STUPID guilty pleasure flick... nothing more....always funny to see a dude in womens cloths...

good little movie was a bit overrated i feel...but hey...wasnt as stupid as part 2 will be ha!

very groovy little flick... and gory too!...shame we lost jeffery jones since the fucker likes looking at 5 year old boys...

in truth...cronenbergs first real true studio film.. eh its...decent... not great... still missing the true violents...but really the best part...william hurts last line... "jesus joey.." no one could of done it better..

its not what i would say is the greatest movie of the year or some bull shit...but in general is better then most of your average made for showtime type movies... best bet if your going to watch it is think you have two really great actors who deleaver on what they could do on this type of script... worst part of the flick that...asia didnt show much skin like she dose in her other films...what the fuck is up with that?!

dark, gritty look in a couple of cops lifes as they deal with trying to discover who murdered a fellow narc one being almost insane about it "was his son in law after all.." the other slowly loosing his grip and thinking back to being hooked on smack when he was undercover. true we have seen ideas in films, tv movies, books, tv shows, alot but this is differnt..in the since... ITS GOOD! a first grade a cop movies that was serious in years... and didnt feel like nypd blue bullshit since most cop films around this time sure as hell felt like a cheap rip of that show. ray being great as always and at anything he dose "mostly when he is all pissed off" and getting a good fat look to him, jason....well he hasnt done to much good shit out there so YEEPEE for him!...

heh...and you fucks thought john carpenters orignal was bad...thats gold compared to this...though this has its good moments and is a fun late night rental.... plus the lead vampire chick is fuckable... and peace of triva...the director of this film has worked on over 5 john carpenter films AND directed another hated john sequeal.... halloween 3...

one of eric reds better films he has written...C tomas howell fun and shame he never got the respect he deserved... and rutger...oh so funny... only thing missing is jenfer jason leigh taking off her top...

wow....um...i wasted my hard erned "or found on the street" 99 cents to buy this dvd at a yard sale?! WHA?! just...bad... fuck.... hell... kari wuher dosnt even show her cans!!!!

a very underrated studio slasher flick... with stan winstons name on it too... it dosnt have a bad young cast id say a couple i can see good things for... and nice gore by stan's studio...its a fun movie to watch and relax to if your like me and relax to the site of gore and blood and nasty shit like that...

a 90 minute episode of tales...come on! how can you beat that?! fun as hell..could of been goryer....but still cool... main guy fun as fuck... and bill zane really pulls kinda a freddy here...but still cool

1 2 3 you can watch me masterbate!!! haha funny line...but no you cant any ways fun little vamp movie from our pal the crypt keeper give it a shot best scene? when the priest and dennis go on a action bit with holy water guns and the song playing is ballroom blits just awsome

fun summer flick style deal.... good tension so its pertty well done... BUT!...would of been alota better if they stuck with larry cohen's orignal script... trust me...i know larry could of kept it alota better...and R too...

id have to say...this is my all time fav comic movie.... its just so out there... i mean really it is one of a kind... not like many other comic movies so it has good touchs... and a GREAT cast...who knew the dude who jacked off in theaters would be funny farting? then again... farting makes every thing funny...

a movie that truly makes you think about inner demons in your life and wonder if they are making you do things...they are...other wise...i wouldnt be where i am theses days...

yeah might of given it a high rating...but in truth...i can never watch this flick again...felt way to close to my life and that shows you how real it is... but in all it is a great movie and the deep meaning of it really is hope

well...eh....one word....BORRRIIINGG!!!.... just dull... i mean i know what i have said about ray wise...but come on...this just sucks... its almost really...pointless with a cheap ending...why sean why?!...

in a way it feels very very friday the 13th part 1 untill the "twist" ending wich it did make me go "woha wow" when i was 8 when i saw it... hell... i didnt see that shit coming...wont spoil it for you so track the fucker down and watch it... but... i am giving it manly this rating becuase the ending is really some thing coming out of fucking no where

very very friday the 13th sqeaul...more then the first! nothing but 80s body count...you got drugs, sex, and bitchs...and guess what? they all die:D!

you know your in deep fucked up dirty shit when the smartest line in your movie is "whats today?" "um...i think its saturday the 14th... hey look a hokey mask i guess some one liked to play that around here" oh god that is just to funny.... so stupid and yet... so funny....truly when your so drunk you think you might up chuck

i can honestly say...this is one of the few times...the flick was better then the bloody comic...since the comic was soooo stupid i was amazed sp i looobe it...

its fun...but not to much in a good way...becuase the actors take it so real its kinda.. sad... it really is...

man this is some heavy shit whats in it? mostly K9 whats dat? its dog shit... no way you mean were smoken dog shit man?! GOD i love this movie...

blah! peace oh shit...simple put and not many other words can give you the idea of this SHITFEST! just blah....

nothing more then a action movie from canada trying to be america...fun one....oh i love my dolph.... and motell williams...for a talk show host...is pertty good...but...is it cheesy in a way? hells yesh...

now if this is some thing god tells ya to do...sign me the fuck up.... a mixture of god told me to and a gothic feel of the films of the 1940s. bill paxton such a great talent and great director too

the story of john holms...the man to be known for fucking over 5000 women... the story of murder and betrail... mixed with some drugs and tweaky sex....fun times fun times... just go to wonderland...

john carpenters take on the ghost movie world... its good and very atmospheric... wich is amped up by john's love to film in widescreen. but the movie lacks in certin ways and is truly not his greatest work but very well done.

highly...not lucio's best.... in a way...also very dull....just.... eh could of been better damnit...

eh...not to good i mean...better then first in a way...but its missing the main few things that made this franchise gold was the gore del toro brought and kris

del toro's first real real studio film turns out to be a damn fine movie in general and the best out of the blade movies first to really have gore... i mean come on....you need more then damn kung fu for a fucking vampire movie...

just thought id add this in...i remmber seeing this as a kid and going around and repeating the lines... got in alota trouble since i went to a catholic school...i guess they dont like hearing a 7 year old say "fuck jesus fuck jesus!" "lick me you stupid bitch" "your mother sucks cock!" eh....dumb shits... but in this movie...its heart...its just good vs evil...and some green throw up!

its...a diffrent take...and brad doriff...as always....awsome... so worth a rental...or if your like me you could buy it...since i buy any dvd i see under 5 bucks...

ugghh....garbage...only gave it this much for the actor and the make up fx... fucking renny harlen...

paul shredders take may not be pure horror...but its damn smart...almost to smart for a movie like this...stand out on its own for sure...

a fun little movie with alota dirty jokes...some what my humor but i perfer blood and guts humor... but it works for what it is...and im wondering if steve is a method actor...after he co wrote it...come on man...fess up...this is the story of you...

not as shocking as you might of heard... though a fine film it didnt sit right with me. i kept hearing how just down right disturbing this film was...and in truth... its not gordons darkest it didnt have the rawness it needed it felt a little to clean cut... in a way it was a clean cut new york seting of king of the ants in a way only more about sex. it is worth a watch but if your looking for a darker film...go with king of the ants from gordon and then you will know what i mean...better yet watch both back to back to see what i mean...but great cast and a oh so wonderful cameo by jeffery combs that you cant help but looove...same with joe montana a great cameo there too...best parts of the movie and closer to the ending with william... why he didnt get at least a nomination for some thing is beyond me...will... you redemed yourself for JP 3... thank the lord satan or who ever the hell you fucking prey too...

ok...only need to know theses in order to want to watch this....one... john waters has a part.... and two....chucky yanks his little man... reaspns to watch it right there...

ok sure it dose have one of the most used plot deal in horror history "group of people stuck in a bar with 'black' running around outside or some where inside" but ya know what? it really turns the whole deal upside fucking with the cool title cards giving info on every charecter and groovey music and good solid gore. i will say though it might of been good if project greenlight "R.I.P." didnt choose john gulagur to direct it..it most likly would of been a turd becuase you would not have the great clu gulager come out of retirment back to acting "his father" and had nice breast harly moma "his wife" or maybe even henery rollins the film is just fun on so many levels and has oddles of gore and the way some of the actors exacute the lines just makes it perfect "we need to stand togeather in a family unit and fight back togeather!" "dude...you gay?" and listen closing to henry rollins lines and then listen to the last line he says at the end... sure some of you dumb shits might not get it but hell i found that in joke funny as fuck. and bozo is great....gotta wonder...is he the redneck cusin of bozo from toxic avenger?....maybe folks...maybe... all i gots to say is...john...i hope you have a happy healthy career in films and make more darkly films for the world....im preying for ya...

though not for die to wall gore fans but more for fans of the oldschool relm of horror and gothicness with a big slap of dario argentoness a pertty good film of a school girl and if you are like me you might of watched it and screamed "suspira in 1950s with bruce campbell....COOL!!!!!" and indeed it is if you enjoy those type of films its a shame the torture lucky mckee went through during post of this film i would of really loved to seen it on the big screen it had a good cast and good moments and it felt like it needed to big on a big screen to enjoy moments of it...but i tell ya...out of the whole deal...when bruce goes from nerdy father to hero dad with ax....man....ooooo...yes... bruce with a ax! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PASS THAT SHIT UP!? i know i cant.... and agnes dose well and clarkson dose one of her best roles to date i say and i hope to see more from lucky in the near future....

best fucking cop movie ever made its just...genuis.... love it with a passion and it was made with a passion...if the scene where harvy dances naked crying and drunk make you feel some thing for this puthetic soul...nothing will..

you got a 80s punk rock theme song, gore, fx.... and kids in danger...and john vernon from fucking animal house....80s gold kids... gotta love that dickies song...

...its a peace of shit....a bad bad bad BAD peace of shit... BUT!!! bruce is in it...ooo my brucy...

this is also in my top 5...its very more on the drama side but makes you think...who is a real monster?

one of my top 5 true story serial killer film favs... with fx by tom savini and micheal really gets into his role...just a neat little movie...real fun...if your sick like me...

fun flick...havnt seen the first yet but this one works good on its own still so its worth a watch...its the way you wish big hollywood cop movies would be...

think...planet of the apes... intead its termites that eat your fingers and head... and insted of god damn stupid charltan heston...you got the sexy man bruce campbell... oh yeah... i went there with this movie...little bit of gore and bruce one liners....i call that great Aness....fuck yeah...

eh well... the thing is with this one....its good...but not a buy unless you find it under 5 bucks... its nothing new but its made very well and feels very oldschool with the soundtrack and look of it....the acting isnt bad since what kind of dialoge and shit like that the actors were working with but the main deal is...the fucking tales from the crypt beganing type of bullshit...i mean come on....thats a cheap attempt to try to make your film look good when it make it just lowers the fucking piss out of it... but other wise good....slow though so for you ADD kids i dont recomend it since all of you stil have it in your head dawn remake is the best zombie film out there...dumbasses...

alot of people always hear the stories from uwe on sites saying "this is my fav film i ever did and most proud of" and really he has right to be with a true to life story. things that we only see going on when were in high school with the problems and the trouble every one goes through. for computer nerds who do nothing but cut him down they should see this film as it will change thier mind about him sure you can tell it did have a small budget but then again...some of the greatest films of all time did its only a shame this didnt at least get a arthouse releasing in america "came straight to dvd while alone in the dark was in post" though it had been made before house of the dead and ron howard said it to be his fav film of 2001...sure i cant give a shit what he says much but hell he is right! with a pertty good cast and sure it dose have a couple flaws like alot of movies on his timing and money but it still is a great god damn movie to show people how most schools are in this day and age...do your self a favor and just buy the fucker...only 5 bucks and most places and sit back and really think about deep shit... works some times to do that with films on this line

though no where near as great as most reviews said it dose redem the director of "man-thing" telling the story of a man upsest with feeding women to death... in a way its seven or silence of the lambs with a super size me twist. it is a film that makes you think...buuuut...it could of been waaaay more disgusting...

over 50 pairs of tits... guys getting killed with crosses, bibiles, a retard shooting up, a puppet dick, mop light saber fight, dirty jokes, pussy shots, cameos, my god...this movie is....GREAT!!!!!! for fuck sakes what cant uncle lloyd do?! honestly tell me you faggots! the girls are hot and the gore is oh so hotter...oh yeah.... its an amazing flick...for sure... thank you mr kaufman for giving the world the toxic avenger...otherwise...wed be lost...

felt the need to write a new review...after watching it alota times to figure out if i truly hated it or loved i still go with nither but hey...it dose get more browny points for having a song by the dropkick murphys in it....its not all bad and well....leo dose act decently for once in his fucking life.....still no fucking cotinuity though.....

ok im going to come out right and fucking saying a good chunck say like 97% of family animated films i think SUCK DONKEY DICK! i mean i feel they are boring...hell even when i was a kid i rather watch 80s slasher cheese then touch family animation...but don bluth dose some thing with his wich means makes it kinda grimy and gives the story a purpose pertty much about hope and redption... and this one is no differt telling the story of charlie "voiced masterfully by burt reynolds" trying to make his way through a tough life after escaping perison and trying to stay alive since he went to heaven and cant come back...he only has one place to go....ding ding ding our surva says! HELL BABY! and hell i think this was the last family animated film to feature some one smoking...even if it was the villian it was still needed it has things childern adults and stoners can like....childern talking dogs.... adults a good story that makes you think about going from rags to richies back to rags back to richies and to redeming yourself after going back to rags then death... and for stoners....well...talking dogs.... how great it is...it is uneven in parts...i do feel the whole "sharing" musical number was so fucking out of place its insane it was very very uneeded in a film like this the other songs dont get to me as much as this on becuase well...fuck it was uneeded damnit! but all togeather...one of the few watchable family animated films out there...bravo don bluth!

heh...i read a review for this flick the other day...the main problem this dude had with it was that it had some of the main charecters selling drugs... well ya know what dumb ass...ITS A MOVIE!... but that is pertty much the plot they find the gas from the first 4 movies...make pills and insted of E its Z baby! and people slowly turn into zombies...so 80s for the new decade!...

ok....its not truly bad...but its not good eather... theres alota fun moments i will say.... got a smoken hot chick with a movie brain i think she is pertty much a nerds wetdream... but its...eh well i dunno it just wasnt all that good... then again.... mark altman did it... soooo.... but its worth a free rental with a bunch of buds and booze... and KNB did one effect in the movie so it was worth buying for me...

this is one of those movies your eather....eh i dunno or it sucks...me im in the eh bit i watch and watch and its like "do i like this?" i just...well i just dont fucking know... but hey....its a carpenter movie and KNB did the FX and it dose have a kick ass soundtrack

a FANTASIC docu with dozens apon dozens of interviews with some of the greats such as bob clark before his passing, john carpenter, and many others too my only complaint? it was to fucking short...

for a hollywood flick...its fucking balls to the walls man! great fun fucking time and a great cast.... and i will say....tremor brothers...best part of the entire fucking movie with thier theme song being ace of spades from motor head and just all speed freak shit just fucking awsome and one word about them killing....chainsaw.... oh god yes got me going...

fucking awsome shit man...i mean yes rocky horror is a classic but fuck man this movie just rules in diffrent ways just fucking fun and the music is as always with richard obrian....genius... i still go around singing the title song or bitchen in the kitchen just...AWSOME

terry gilliams best fucking film hands down along with johnny depp fucking hunter s tompson was a fucking genius through and through and depp hit it on the mother fucking mark and it sickens me depp didnt get a oscer same with gilliam just fucking...amazing

two words.....FUCKING AWSOME! stallone proves he can still kick some mother fucking ass in this flick the last half and hour is the best of the best i have seen in a action flick in a while with that big ass 50 cal blowing shit away and slicing peoples throuts fucking cool man!

holy fuck just fucking bad ass dude i mean this was fucking cool it had gore close ups of tits gore and violents and awsome music....by the way....chick with machine gun leg.. YEAH!....any lesbo or dude has to love it "prey no dead bodies for da da tonight..." "gotta lose the arm joe..." "dont tought me tramp..." just fucking great lines!

a film that mixs fatasy, war, and drama with a touch of horror in it as well this might be very well guillermo's best film to date a film that should not be missed with magic in it for every one.... some people will say dont take the kids...buy take them...you know you want to.... but you will need to eplain some things... and trust me...look out for doug jones in the film... the look of that dude given creeped me out a bit... i want him for a pet...