Movies I Own (The Good, The Bad & The Truly Crappy, they're all here)


  1. ronsimeon
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My Movie Library... all the movies i have, well, i havent really finished filling it all up, there are quite a few left. I plan to review them all...

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28 Days Later (2003,  R)
28 Days Later 3.5 Stars
One of the few movies the brits got right, suspenseful movie, good watch...
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Apocalypto (2006,  R)
Apocalypto 5.0 Stars
awesome movie! grabbed me by the neck and didnt let go till the very end... mel gibson may be a prick but hes a hell of a stroyteller, the characters, atmosphere, sets, costumes and story where perfect and really draws you into the movie. its not for the faint hearted though, as theres some brutal and gruesome scenes in there... (ppl who had already watched passion of the Christ need not worry)
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Blades of Glory (2007,  PG-13)
Blades of Glory 5.0 Stars
laughed till i cried. extremely funny movie, will ferrell proves again why hes one of the best. theres nothing more i can say. go watch this if you havent already...
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006,  R)
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Dead Silence (2007,  R)
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Delta Farce (2007,  PG-13)
Delta Farce 3.0 Stars
not a riot fest of laughs but i enjoyed this movie none the less, the characters were extremely colorful and funny if but a little cartoony. theres some great moments and some hilarious roles (danny trejo was the shit) but its still pretty much an average comedy at the expense of the u.s. military...
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Doctor Strange (2007,  PG-13)
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Double Take (2001,  PG-13)
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Epic Movie (2007,  PG-13)
Epic Movie 1.0 Star
this movie blows. they spent all their money making the sets and actors look exactly like their 'real' counterparts, instead of actually working to make the movie funny. brainless comedy. avoid. i gave it one star cos i like that bit where charlie is dancing to a Fergielacious soundtrack.
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Equilibrium (2002,  R)
Equilibrium 4.5 Stars
i really enjoyed this movie and so should all fans of the matrix. great stroyline and some amazing fight scenes. Christian bale lays some extremely cool smackdown...
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Event Horizon (1997,  R)
Event Horizon 3.5 Stars
a really dark and disturbing sci-fi thriller. along the vein of 'sunshine'. one for the sci-fi buffs...
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Flushed Away (2006,  PG)
Flushed Away 4.0 Stars
an enjoyable movie for the whole family.excellent work from the stellar actors lending their voice. i enjoyed every minute of it...
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Hot Fuzz (2007,  R)
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I Think I Love My Wife (2007,  R)
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I, Robot (2004,  PG-13)
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Karas: The Prophecy (2006,  Unrated)
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Madagascar (2005,  PG)
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Next (2007,  PG-13)
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007,  PG-13)
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Outlaw (2007,  R)
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Pathfinder (2006,  R)
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007,  PG-13)
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Ratatouille (2007,  G)
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Redline (2007) (2007,  PG-13)
Redline (2007) 1.5 Stars
this movie aims to be nothing more than a fast and furious ripoff. its got fast cars and hot women. and it ends there... (but the main protagonist is a fox... thus the one and a half star)
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Reno 911!: Miami (2007,  R)
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Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner (2006,  Unrated)
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Shooter (2007,  R)
Shooter 3.0 Stars
well, its an action movie. lots of running, lots of shooting, lots of shouting. But its does all these with stlyle and depth. its a good movie worth watching at least once. Wahlberg kicks ass and takes names.
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Snakes on a Plane (2006,  R)
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Splinter (2006,  R)
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Superman: Doomsday (2007,  PG-13)
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Superman Returns (2006,  PG-13)
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300 (2007,  R)
300 5.0 Stars
one of the manliest man movie out there. never has so much ass whupin' been put on one film. visually stunning and some great special effects. some may argue its lack of plot, but i think it holds together quite decently and it remains faithful to its comic book roots... FOR SPARTA!!!
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The Fifth Element (1997,  PG-13)
The Fifth Element 4.5 Stars
one of the coolest movies ever, i loved the story, the action, and the sci-fi setting, it really had its unique style, plus it has some really hilarious moments, a great movie no matter wat the critics say...
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The Wild (2006,  G)
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The Ant Bully (2006,  PG)
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The Condemned (2007,  R)
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The Illusionist (2006,  PG-13)
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The Transformers - The Movie (1986,  PG)
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Transformers (2007,  PG-13)
Transformers 4.5 Stars
I really appreciated this movie, it has everything i could expect from a transformers movie: bad ass robots, mind blowing special effects and awesome explosions. its a good solid movie, and i definitely want a sequel.
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Vacancy (2007,  R)
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Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (Van Wilder 2) (2006,  R)
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War (Rogue Assassin) (2007,  R)
War (Rogue Assassin) 3.0 Stars
Jet Li & Stratham go one on one in War, and its not like i expected... its a decent action movie, with all your running, shooting, fighting and explosion. but with these two masters of ass-kickery i was expecting so much more.
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28 Weeks Later... (2007,  R)
28 Weeks Later... 4.0 Stars
bloody brilliant and scary as hell. the movie manages to draw you in and make you really care about the characters. and theres some genuine heart pumping moments. you'll be on the look out for zombies when you leave the cinema. slighly less impactful than its predecessor but its definitely a movie to see...
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Pandemic (2007,  Unrated)
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The Bourne Ultimatum (2007,  PG-13)
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The Bourne Supremacy (2004,  PG-13)
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The Bourne Identity (2002,  PG-13)
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Primeval (2007,  R)
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1408 (2007,  PG-13)
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Breach (2007,  PG-13)
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Jarhead (2005,  R)
Jarhead 4.0 Stars
FUCKING... AWESOME... MOVIE!! I laughed my God damned ass off!! I usually couldnt give a rat's ass about movies starring Jake Gilye...Guyle...Gy... oh fuck it, the guy that looks like Tobey Maguire... MOtherfucker was fucking funny, hoora!! ...Oh yeah, im swearing a lot arent i? sorry THAT is one of the side effects of watching this movie (if you are offended by foul language & displays of manly bonding please avoid) anyway in between these moments of hilarity, are some truly thought provoking situations. and an insightful look into the lives of the of the men that go to war and their military life. You have no choice but to be drawn in by the characters and Jamie Foxx is at his bad ass best as usual... great movie... in the vein of 'Three kings'...
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME SWAFFORD? Fucking hilarious!!! :))
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Seed Of Chucky (2004,  R)
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Letters from Iwo Jima (2007,  R)