2008 The Bad


  1. Nenebelle
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Utter crap i watched this year -

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27 Dresses (2008,  PG-13)
27 Dresses
I hated the wishy washyness of the main character,i wanted to give her a bloody good shake! Over all this movie was very average and predictable.
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Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons) (2007,  PG-13)
Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons)
This movie sucked,wish i had not wasted my timing watching it.
3
Funny Games (2008,  R)
Funny Games
It was a rubbish movie,i was expecting it to be a good movie. The husband frustrated me from start to finish,i wanted to give him a good shake.

Most annoying moment - when the husband bit the bread.
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006,  PG-13)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
This movie was bad! The acting was terrible,the SFX were awful and the musical tunes drove me mad - horrible.
5
Shower of Blood (2004,  Unrated)
Shower of Blood
Worse vampire movie i have ever watched,total crap.
6
Bloodletting (1997,  R)
Bloodletting
To say this movie was utter garbage would be a big understatement.
7
The Retreat (Silent Scream) (2005,  Unrated)
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I Am Omega (2007,  R)
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Pathology (2008,  R)
Pathology
Right from the very start of this movie i detested the awful characters who were played by the most wooden actors EVER! The story was slow,dull and boring. I really wish i had not bothered. Please save yourselves,do not watch this movie.
10
Five Across the Eyes (2006,  Unrated)
Five Across the Eyes
Utter utter rubbish. One of the stupidest movies i have ever seen. Within 5 minutes of watching this movie i wanted some crazed killer to come and slaughter these 5 annoying losers but instead they meet some silly woman who looks like she had been turned down for a job on The L Word.
11
Next (2007,  PG-13)
Next
Crap movie with a crap ending.
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P.S. I Love You (2007,  PG-13)
P.S. I Love You
Question - What do you get if you turn an average book into a movie? Answer - A really crap movie.

The book was okay,it was simple but a great first novel and i can see why it was a best seller but this movie sucked big time. The opening scene made me want to vomit with its sickly sweet lovey doveyness. Gerard Butlers acting was awful and his accent even worse,it was all over the place. Hilary Swank was also not on top form.

The worse thing was that they left the best bits from the book out which totally changed the characters and made the storyline wishy washy.
13
A Scanner Darkly (2006,  R)
A Scanner Darkly
Great animation used in this film but the story just did not interest me.
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Buddy Boy (2000,  R)
Buddy Boy
Well what can i say - i think Buddy Boy would of been an excellent boyfriend for Morvern Callar.
15
Daddy Day Camp (2007,  PG)
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Idiocracy (2006,  R)
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Morvern Callar (2002,  R)
Morvern Callar
I have heard great reviews about this but it just didnt do it for me. I found it boring and the music was very annoying. The most exciting thing was a real life tremor half way through the movie.
18
Roger Dodger (2002,  R)
Roger Dodger
You know when you watch a movie and nothing happens but never the less you enjoy it well this was NOT one of those movies. Utter rubbish!
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Running With Scissors (2006,  R)
Running With Scissors
I can see why others think this is such a great movie but it did nothing for me.
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The Dark (2004,  R)
The Dark
Utter crap.
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The Fountain (2006,  PG-13)
The Fountain
I really wanted to like this movie because i have wanted to see it for a while now and it sounded quite interesting but i hated it and feel like i have just wasted 90 minutes of my life.
22
The Mermaid Chair (2006,  Unrated)
The Mermaid Chair
You are made to believe the story is going to be way more exciting than it turns out to be.
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Thumbsucker (2005,  R)
Thumbsucker
The only character i liked in this movie was the dentist,sigh........i wish Keanu Reeves was my dentist......sigh. Also i didnt see the big deal in the boy sucking his thumb,i thought his dad was really over the top.
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White Man's Burden (1995,  R)
White Man's Burden
Boring,boring,boring.....jeez i have watched some sh*t this week.
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A Separate Peace (1972,  R)
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Asylum (2005,  R)
Asylum
Something was missing from this movie,i did not get into the characters and the storyline seemed weak and sketchy.
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The Passion of Darkly Noon (1995,  Unrated)
The Passion of Darkly Noon
I watched this movie for an hour today before i realised i had already seen it. I found it really boring,the end livens it up a bit but then it goes all weird again when the circus family appear with the silver shoe. Viggos character was quite interesting though.
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Natural Born Killers (1994,  NC-17)
Natural Born Killers
This movie is really dated,i didnt see anything i found really disturbing or violent it was just really silly,badly filmed,badly acted,boring and way too long.
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Definitely, Maybe (2008,  PG-13)
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Keane (2005,  R)
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Prom Night (2008,  PG-13)
Prom Night
Recommended by Deano78 but i had already seen it.
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Black Snake Moan (2007,  R)
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To Be Fat Like Me (2007,  Unrated)
To Be Fat Like Me
The daughter was a vile bitch.
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Wanted (2008,  R)
Wanted
This movie should be renamed Unwanted because i never want to watch it again.
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The Dive from Clausen's Pier (2005,  Unrated)
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Requiem for a Dream (2000,  R)
Requiem for a Dream
This is a Marmite movie,you either love it or hate it.
37
Return to the House on Haunted Hill (2002,  R)
Return to the House on Haunted Hill
This movie was not a horror movie,it was a crap comedy.
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Blood Dolls (1999,  R)
Blood Dolls
I think the dolls wandered onto the wrong movie set,they looked like they should of been in Small Soldiers.
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A Valentine Carol (2007,  Unrated)
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Animal (2005,  R)

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  1. chadgrant1
    chadgrant1 posted 352 days ago

    Hotel, The White Worm, Naked Lunch, and Dangerous Game would fit well in here. Yes, all in all a smashing fine list of CRAP! Who in bloody Hell do the producers manage to con into funding these things? Let's not even get into British attempts at crime films.

    However, I do have a bit of a penchant for Marmite, Vegemite and Bovril.

    Cheers,
    WW

  2. stevestrange
    stevestrange posted 352 days ago

    Let's not knock crap too much. It keeps a certain percentage of the moron element out of the cinemaplex auditorium where they're showing one of the GOOD movies. Fewer chaps kicking the back of your seat, chatting on their cell phones and such.

  3. sportboy
    sportboy posted 65 days ago

    I liked Dragon Wars and Wanted but didn't like Daddy day care I haven't seen the others though.