Movies So Bad They're Really Bad!!

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Mostly In Order, from the worst-of-the-worst to just plain bad. **Always A Work In Progress**

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997,  PG-13)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 0.5 Stars
AWFUL, in all aspects of film making. OUCH, this one hurt. I gave it 1/2 a star for having credits at the end, so to know who not to hire when making a film.
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Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003,  PG-13)
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle 0.5 Stars
CRAP, Pure CRAP!
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Alone in the Dark (2004,  R)
Alone in the Dark 0.5 Stars
I can't even put it in words just how offended I was after I watched this turd.
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The Object of My Affection (1998,  R)
The Object of My Affection 0.5 Stars
A movie I pride myself on making sure that everyone knows how truely dreadful this is. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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House of the Dead (2003,  R)
House of the Dead 0.5 Stars
I should have just sucked on a turd, I don't think it would have left any worst of a taste in my mouth.
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Ballistic - Ecks vs. Sever (2002,  R)
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Torque (2004,  PG-13)
Torque 0.5 Stars
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself how and who gives the okay to make garbage like this. Definitely a low in cinematic history. A little of me dies inside with the thought of this "film".
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Tank Girl (1995,  R)
Tank Girl 0.5 Stars
Definitely one of my least favorite movies of all-time!!
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Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde (2003,  PG-13)
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Eye of the Beholder (2000,  R)
Eye of the Beholder 0.5 Stars
ehhh...This was dreadful.
...can't believe I actually sat through the whole thing!
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Double Dragon (1994,  PG-13)
Double Dragon 0.5 Stars
Too bad Robert Patrick has to put this piece of garbage on his resume.
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12
Hellraiser (1987,  R)
Hellraiser 0.5 Stars
I guess you could say it's just not my cup of tea, uhm I mean blood.
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13
My Own Private Idaho (1991,  R)
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Color of Night (1994,  R)
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Secret Window (2004,  PG-13)
Secret Window 0.5 Stars
...Saw the ending of this one 5 minutes in.
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16
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985,  PG-13)
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Johnny Mnemonic (1995,  R)
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Captain Ron (1992,  PG-13)
Captain Ron 0.5 Stars
Hide the salami.
Uhm, I mean your brain.
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Garden State (2004,  R)
Garden State 0.5 Stars
Zack Braff is Great! Natalie Portman is Hot! Zach plus Natalie = One hell of a boring movie!
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Metro (1997,  R)
Metro 0.5 Stars
What the hell was this?
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21
Gangs of New York (2002,  R)
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Hollow Man (2000,  R)
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Sphere (1998,  PG-13)
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Keeping the Faith (2000,  PG-13)
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Driven (2001,  PG-13)
Driven 0.5 Stars
The spratic editting, erratic pacing, and pitiful acting would make any A.D.D. nerd sick to their stomach while twitching on the floor and foaming at the mouth.
What the hell were you thinking Renny Harlin?
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The Grudge 2 (2006,  PG-13)
The Grudge 2 1.0 Star
It's as if they filmed 2 and 1/2 movies then decided none of the storylines were better than the other, so they just decided to smash them haphazardly together to make one super dull uninspired movie.
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The Watcher (2000,  R)
The Watcher 0.5 Stars
Boring.
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The Fog (2005,  PG-13)
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The Whole Ten Yards (2003,  PG-13)
The Whole Ten Yards 1.0 Star
How could something so good (9 yards) turn into something sooooo utterly bad (this)?
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Ultraviolet (2006,  PG-13)
Ultraviolet 0.5 Stars
Seemed to be more of a incomplete idea for the third Resident Evil movie (thankfully it wasn't) than anything. Every aspect of this film was poorly conceived, and what was with the ever changing hair color? I don't think Kurt Wimmer even knows.
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Darkness (2002,  Unrated)
Darkness 0.5 Stars
Inconceivable drivel. "Horror" at it's worst.
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32
Batman (1989,  PG-13)
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Batman & Robin (1997,  PG-13)
Batman & Robin Not Interested
Knowing just how dreadful this will be, I vow to never watch this filth.
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You Got Served (2004,  PG-13)
You Got Served Not Interested
We all should know better than watch a movie that is about "Street Dancing". Now that's just an oxymoron.

PASS!!
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Stomp the Yard (2007,  PG-13)
Stomp the Yard Not Interested
...enough with the "street" dancing movies.... that's SO six years ago!
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36
The Stepford Wives (2004,  PG-13)
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Anger Management (2003,  PG-13)
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Marci X (2003,  R)
Marci X 1.0 Star
An oddly horrible film. It had no reason, it was a satire of nothing. No cultural significance what so ever.
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Date Movie (2006,  PG-13)
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Bulletproof Monk (2003,  PG-13)
Bulletproof Monk 1.0 Star
Wow, what a complete rip-off of The Matrix style. MGM Studios just isn't trying these days.
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Virtuosity (1995,  R)
Virtuosity 1.0 Star
Every actor has their down fall.
In this movies case, it hit two birds with one stone.
(I apologize for the cliche' - I just thought it fit)
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42
Short Circuit 2 (1988,  PG)
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Hudson Hawk (1991,  R)
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Scream 3 (2000,  R)
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The Cable Guy (1996,  PG-13)
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Cutthroat Island (1995,  PG-13)
Cutthroat Island 1.0 Star
There are just a few that are THIS bad!
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The Chronicles of Riddick (2004,  Unrated)
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Kids (1995,  NC-17)
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The Peacemaker (1997,  R)
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Con Air (1997,  R)
Con Air 1.0 Star
Lame characters, juvenile dialogue, and just way too dragged-out scenes kill this movie.
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What About Bob? (1991,  PG)
What About Bob? 1.0 Star
Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying.
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Mission Impossible (1996,  PG-13)