Movies That Are So Bad, You Will Have To Drill Your Eyes Out After Seeing Them

OK, here's the deal. The bitch is so freaking stupid, just stop answering the phone. Take a nap or something, Christ, you never even looked at the kids until the stalker guy told you to. TIP: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!

How incredibly shitty.

Very comical, in a bad sense.

Ahh ha, hilarious film. Reeves' pathway to stardom in the Matrix was a little rough don't you think?

Any movie title purposefully mis-spelled to look cooler is a shitty movie.

mm no

Amazing, they're both still alive. Let's continue these ridiculous franchises some more!!

Bad acting, bad editing, bad teeth...this had some potential.

It's a dog. Playing basketball. I don't know about you, but I have a hard time putting those two together.

Poor little Robin.

I saw this on HBO and seriously folks, I wish I could take that hour and a half of my life back. OK, so the gore is cool. If you're into horror just to see blood and guts, this is totally your movie.

However, the scare factor isn't even there. You can totally predict what will happen which is why it's a complete piece of shit. The best two examples are in the ending. I don't care if I ruin it for the folks who haven't seen this movie. It truly does not matter.

The dude shoots the mutant, who slightly resembles Elvis Presley, in the stomach with a shotgun and another time in the shoulder. Then this music comes on that emphasizes his completely fake victory. He goes up to finish the guy and ends up just turning around to get his baby. The dumb mother fucker drops his shotgun next to the King's evil twin.

You think he would have learned from fighting the 7 foot tall dude after he stabbed him in the stomach with the broken baseball bat. This ugly man didn't even flinch as he pulled the thing out of his gut.

So ANYWAYS, the "seemingly dead" Father of Rock n' Roll picks up the shotgun and cocks it as SLOW as he CAN and ends up getting tackled by a slightly pretty 10 year-old girl and falls over the cliff to his grisly demise. I can't think of another ending that I hate more.

The second thing wrong in the ending was the whole gasoline in the trailer/match trick. The mutant with his hands tied to the window obviously heard them go out the back window. Only a complete dumbass would go through the door. Even the dull witted 7 footer broke through a wall to outsmart the tree-hugging-Democrat-turned
-axe-wielding-warrior.

Although I haven't seen the original, the horrible actor who played the big headed wheelchair mutant looked exactly like Chris Cunningham's "Rubber Johnny" character from his Aphex Twin music video.

Overall, this movie is a complete waste of time and money for all and definitely should not have been RE-MADE in the first place.