Movies that I cannot stand (for one reason or another)...


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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006,  PG-13)
X-Men: The Last Stand 1.0 Star
Brett Ratner is a fine director - for other films. I will give him credit though. This film had some very good aspects (i.e. Beast, Storm's wig, Angel (for the 5 seconds that we saw him)); but overall it turned out to be a disappointment after the first two amazing Bryan Singer installments.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007,  PG-13)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1.0 Star
For such a great series, this installment was a big disappointment. The acting was okay, but the tone of the film was plain wrong. It just felt too rushed. It almost makes me want to cry knowing that the next films are being directed by David Yates as well. Bring back Alfonso Cuarón or Mike Newell please.
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My Fair Lady (1964,  Unrated)
My Fair Lady 0.5 Stars
I know that this is supposed to be a classic, but I cannot stand this movie. I made it halfway through and finally turned it off when I couldn't take it anymore.
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Wristcutters - A Love Story (2006,  R)
Wristcutters - A Love Story 0.5 Stars
Shannyn Sossamon irks me. Aside from that, the movie is just plain bad.
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5
Reno 911!: Miami (2007,  R)
Reno 911!: Miami 0.5 Stars
I like the show, but the film fell flat.
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Kataude mashin gāru (The Machine Girl) (2008,  Unrated)
Kataude mashin gāru (The Machine Girl) 0.5 Stars
Wow. Did Quentin Tarantino direct this? It was SO bad, but it gets a half star for making me laugh quite a few times.
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The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999,  R)
The Talented Mr. Ripley 0.5 Stars
No more, please! This movie felt about 450,000 hours long. Never again.
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Strangers with Candy (2005,  R)
Strangers with Candy 0.5 Stars
It was bad. Steven Colbert was funny enough; but the film was so bad that it just didn't matter.
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War (Rogue Assassin) (2007,  R)
War (Rogue Assassin) 0.5 Stars
Disappointing.
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Reign of Fire (2002,  PG-13)
Reign of Fire 0.5 Stars
This movie is bad.
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Auggie Rose (Beyond Suspicion) (2001,  R)
Auggie Rose (Beyond Suspicion) 1.0 Star
Goldblum gives an outstanding performance but Heche is so wrong for her part as the love interest that her role brings the whole film down. Despite being a huge Goldblum fan this film lost my attention less than halfway through.
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006,  PG-13)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 1.0 Star
Dungeon Siege, the video game, is great. This movie, however, was not. Although there were a couple of decent scenes/fight sequences, the movie did not work. Everything seemed forced and out of place. Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Burt Reynolds, Matthew Lillard? What? I would like to know who thought it was a good idea to cast Shaggy and then have him butcher a fake accent. Watching this movie was like having to sit through Dungeons & Dragons again; except that D&D was so bad that it made me laugh. There was no laughter to be heard here. At all.
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