Movies to avoid
I've watched the crap so you don't have to. Wish I could get back the moments of my life that I gave to these atrocities.
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Date Movie (2006, PG-13)
My poor Alyson what deal did you have to make with Satan to end up working in this crap. This is the first movie I have watched in about 10 years that I turned off before the end. I think I lasted about an hour and a bit, right upto the huge puss-filled zit. |
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Gigli (2003, R)
Just wish it was possible to give a movie 0 stars. |
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From Justin To Kelly (2003, PG)
No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Virtuosity (1995, R)
The real question is how can a movie that stars Denzel and Russell Crowe suck so badly? |
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Barb Wire (1996, R)
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The Watcher (2000, R)
I'm like a serail killer.. whoa! |
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Kangaroo Jack (2003, PG)
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Reindeer Games (Deception) (2000, R)
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Spice World (1998, PG)
*gasp* I think I just threw up in my mouth. |
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The Patriot (1999, R)
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Street Fighter (1994, PG-13)
The hopes and dreams of video game fanboys destroyed by an aging Belgian and an Australian popstress. |
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Boogeyman (2005, PG-13)
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Battlefield Earth (2000, PG-13)
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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996, R)
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The Avengers (1998, PG-13)
Definately a case of great potential worthless squandered. Millions of dollars wasted. Even the appearance of Sean Connery and a no-speaking part for Eddie Izzard fail to save this bomb. |
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Captain America (1990, PG-13)
The most laughable of all the Marvel comic book adaptation, makes Elektra look like oscar winning material. What on earth were they thinking? |
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fear dot com (FeardotCom) (2002, R)
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Ticker (2001, R)
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House of the Dead (2003, R)
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987, PG-13)
Jaws 3-D was a bad idea, but at least it had the 3D concept. What does Jaws: The Revenge have? Michael Caine. God help us. |
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Disturbing Behavior (1998, R)
The only thing disturbing about this film is that it ever got made. James Marsden and Katie Holmes are both far too pretty to be good actors. And the premise is just another dreadful horror rehash. |
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The Haunting (1999, PG-13)
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G.I. Jane (1997, R)
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Drop Zone (1994, R)
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Vertical Limit (2000, PG-13)
I can't believe I didn't enjoy a movie with Bill Paxton in it. I think he should have been the lead actor. I just can't stand Chris O'Donnell. The tagline for this is 'Hold Your Breath'. I agree. Go ahead hold your breath if you're lucky you may pass out and miss the whole thing. |
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Wild Wild West (1999, PG-13)
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Van Helsing (2004, PG-13)
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Chain Reaction (1996, PG-13)
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The Crow: City of Angels (1996, R)
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Body of Evidence (1992, R)
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Jingle All the Way (1997, PG)
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Scary Movie 2 (2001, R)
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Darkness (2004, PG-13)
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Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997, PG-13)
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The Marine (2006, PG-13)
"I hate cops... and rock candy." |
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Not Another Teen Movie (2001, R)
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