Movies to avoid


  1. ozarksavage1977
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I've watched the crap so you don't have to. Wish I could get back the moments of my life that I gave to these atrocities.

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Date Movie (2006,  PG-13)
Date Movie
My poor Alyson what deal did you have to make with Satan to end up working in this crap. This is the first movie I have watched in about 10 years that I turned off before the end. I think I lasted about an hour and a bit, right upto the huge puss-filled zit.
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Gigli (2003,  R)
Gigli
Just wish it was possible to give a movie 0 stars.
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From Justin To Kelly (2003,  PG)
From Justin To Kelly
No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4
Virtuosity (1995,  R)
Virtuosity
The real question is how can a movie that stars Denzel and Russell Crowe suck so badly?
5
Barb Wire (1996,  R)
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The Watcher (2000,  R)
The Watcher
I'm like a serail killer.. whoa!
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Kangaroo Jack (2003,  PG)
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Reindeer Games (Deception) (2000,  R)
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Spice World (1998,  PG)
Spice World
*gasp* I think I just threw up in my mouth.
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The Patriot (1999,  R)
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Street Fighter (1994,  PG-13)
Street Fighter
The hopes and dreams of video game fanboys destroyed by an aging Belgian and an Australian popstress.
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Boogeyman (2005,  PG-13)
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Battlefield Earth (2000,  PG-13)
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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996,  R)
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The Avengers (1998,  PG-13)
The Avengers
Definately a case of great potential worthless squandered. Millions of dollars wasted. Even the appearance of Sean Connery and a no-speaking part for Eddie Izzard fail to save this bomb.
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Captain America (1990,  PG-13)
Captain America
The most laughable of all the Marvel comic book adaptation, makes Elektra look like oscar winning material. What on earth were they thinking?
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fear dot com (FeardotCom) (2002,  R)
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Ticker (2001,  R)
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House of the Dead (2003,  R)
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987,  PG-13)
Jaws: The Revenge
Jaws 3-D was a bad idea, but at least it had the 3D concept. What does Jaws: The Revenge have? Michael Caine. God help us.
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Disturbing Behavior (1998,  R)
Disturbing Behavior
The only thing disturbing about this film is that it ever got made. James Marsden and Katie Holmes are both far too pretty to be good actors. And the premise is just another dreadful horror rehash.
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The Haunting (1999,  PG-13)
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G.I. Jane (1997,  R)
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Drop Zone (1994,  R)
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Vertical Limit (2000,  PG-13)
Vertical Limit
I can't believe I didn't enjoy a movie with Bill Paxton in it. I think he should have been the lead actor. I just can't stand Chris O'Donnell. The tagline for this is 'Hold Your Breath'. I agree. Go ahead hold your breath if you're lucky you may pass out and miss the whole thing.
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Wild Wild West (1999,  PG-13)
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Van Helsing (2004,  PG-13)
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Chain Reaction (1996,  PG-13)
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The Crow: City of Angels (1996,  R)
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Body of Evidence (1992,  R)
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Jingle All the Way (1997,  PG)
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Scary Movie 2 (2001,  R)
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Darkness (2004,  PG-13)
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Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997,  PG-13)
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The Marine (2006,  PG-13)
The Marine
"I hate cops... and rock candy."

John Cena is John Tritan, ex-Marine, husband and all around bad ass. Then his wife gets kidnapped by evil jewel thief Robert Patrick and all hell breaks loose.

Honestly how many times can you blow up a marine and not kill him. There are at least five shots of the main character with flames exploding out behind him, either diving out of a window or moving in slow motion.

The diaglogue is trite, the violence excessive and acting god awful.

Please come back Arnoldt all is forgiven.

"What is this guy, the Terminator?"
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Not Another Teen Movie (2001,  R)

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