Movies Watched: 2009 July

Quirky tale of a social outcast. Weak ending

Epic story of epic love. Gary Oldman is a total rockstar as Dracula

Yawn. I doubt I'll ever develop the patience to appreciate a Scorsese film.

I've never read the book, but this was like a less-romantic, more-feminist Pride and Prejudice.

Well that was odd.

Squishy feel-good film.

A decent attempt at adapting a book about people who can't see into a visual medium.

"are we going to prom or to hell?" lmfao, Heathers? not your usual teen flick.

Surreal and confusing experience.

Essentially a 90-minute sketch show. Great cast, a lot of (absurd) fun, but it could've been better.

I was expecting this to be terrible, but it was worse than I could've imagined. The characters and plot are empty and adhere to a generic formula for are fantasy series. Everything's been done before, and better.

An annoying start, but it came together in the end.

David Wain > Apatow.

OMG it's Shota and Karl Urban! Quirky, but probably the most illogical film ever.

What the fuck!

*puzzled face*

Oh god, the teen angst! Otherwise, it was a cute film. No actual mermaids = total bonus.

I know you told me not to watch it, Em, but that's like telling me not to jump on the couch. ;) It was thoroughly crap. lol @ DDL's nasty teeth

Creeepy.

Sort of fucked-up. And not in the way the poster suggests.

Cute, but sloppy and ridiculous. Its satirical nature is somewhat ambiguous. A sorority girl and mentally-challegend boy unexplainably fall in love, and the story is essentially summarised by the trailer.

Cute film. ♥ Joseph Fiennes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-pAhKHPuE

Low-level drama. The first time she said "kid" was just as annoying as the 30th.

Decent film about people in dead-end relationships and jobs.

Entertaining dark comedy, but the characters should've been fleshed out more.

Be better if it had a plot.

Slow start, but pretty damn awesome.

I'm going to have to watch that again, because A) Eva Green is amazing, and B) I haven't got a bloody clue what I just watched.

The 'death' storyline was 5000x more interesting than the 'sex' storyline. And not just because Winona >>>> Simon Baker, I swear. I'd love to see a non-parodical Death Nell film.

Predictable.

Taking the Heathers quote srsly: "Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count"

Enjoyable, but entirely too predictable.

It's hard to sympathise with a smart-ass brat.

Oh sweet god, the teen angst!

Just above average for an action flick.

Never looking at sheep the same way again.

Worst film ever? I need to detox with a PotC marathon.

Awkward. This film would've worked better without Dinky (And how is that character not a huge lesbian? The scene with the guidance counsellor..?)

Yawn. The protagonists are idiots.

Lulz.