My Birthday 2009
A wishlist for my bday.
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A Goofy Movie (1995, G) |
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Matilda (1996, PG) |
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The Witches (1990, PG)
Seeing it once again after more than 15 years without setting eyes on it became one of the most amazing moments in my lifetime: everything I remembered loving was there, only better. |
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Pleasantville (1998, PG-13) |
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Burn the Bridges (Quemar las naves) (2007, PG-13) |
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La Science des Rêves (The Science of Sleep) (2006, R) |
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Superbad (2007, R) |
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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005, R) |
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975, R) |
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001, R) |
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Closer (2004, R) |
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Mean Creek (2004, R)
Breathe taking? No. Life taking! This sucks your soul, tears it appart, spits on it, PEES ON IT, destroys it and then throws it at you while you try foolishly to put it back inside you... and you've seen just 30 minutes of the whole movie. Over the top? Not at all. It kills you, it rapes you, it DESTROYS you. But in the end... oh, no... wait. Nothing happens in the end. No. You remain destroyed. And after seeing this, you actually think you deserve to be destroyed. And maybe you do. The best ensamble performance in the last decade and one of the darkest, cruelest and most extreme screenplays of the new century. Words can only describe a little part of this film... |
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Twelve and Holding (12 and Holding) (2006, R) |
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SLC Punk (1998, R) |
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Fa Yeung Nin Wa (In the Mood for Love) (2001, PG) |
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Noviembre (2003, Unrated)
If you've decided you have what it takes to become an actor (or an artist in general), watch this... you will regret your choice. But if you don't, then YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. You have the guts. You have the tears and the blood at the ready to spill them all away. You have the soul to crash into people. You have the spirit. Talent? You don't need it. Nobody but you needs to know what the hell are you doing right or wrong... anyways, you're doing it wrong. Life's a bitch. People's a bitch. Drama's a bitch. Acting's a bitch. Are you a bitch? No? Then get out of the stage, get away from the camera, don't touch that screenplay... YOU don't have what it takes. You suck! You don't think you suck? Watch this. If you love it, you suck. If you hate it, you suck. If you don't watch it... you're dead. Oscar Jaenada should be named God of Acting and Achero Manas is BY ALL MEANS nothing but a GENIUS. |
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Sin City (2005, R) |
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Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003, R) |
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Kill Bill, Volume 2 (2004, R)
The first part was made for the action, for the violence and the fun. The sequel is where the real deal is stored. With even more awesome fight sequences but also out-of-this-world dialogues and some kick-ass screenplay issues, Tarantino delivered as promised: a masterpiece. Uma Thurman's career is over as she won't top this one EVER! David Carradine's comeback and Daryl Hannah showing us she can actually act... and be AMAZING at it !! As fast and furious as a movie can get, and with an amazing "Tarantinesque" soundtrack, martial arts reborn with this one. Cool! |
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Hero (2004, PG-13) |
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| 21 |
House of Flying Daggers (Shi mian mai fu) (2004, PG-13) |
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| 22 |
Lilo & Stitch (2002, PG) |
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| 23 |
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999, R) |
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| 24 |
Reinas (Queens) (2006, R) |
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| 25 |
Planta 4ª (The 4th Floor) (2003, Unrated) |
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El Bola (2000, Unrated) |
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| 27 |
Ratatouille (2007, G) |
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| 28 |
The Incredibles (2004, PG) |
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| 29 |
WALL-E (2008, G) |
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| 30 |
Stellet Licht (Silent Light) (2007, Unrated) |
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| 31 |
The Darjeeling Limited (2007, R)
It makes you smile. |
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| 32 |
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004, R) |
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| 33 |
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001, R) |
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| 34 |
Rushmore (1998, R) |
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| 35 |
There Will Be Blood (2007, R) |
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Thirteen (2003, R) |
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| 37 |
Lords of Dogtown (2005, PG-13) |
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| 38 |
Adaptation (2002, R) |
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| 39 |
Being John Malkovich (1999, R) |
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| 40 |
Speed Racer (2008, PG) |
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Wanted (2008, R)
So many people are forgetting this movie is, obviously, based on a comic book and they don't get tired of calling it "unrealistic" or "unbelievable" or "it defies the rules of Physics", c'mon! Give me a break! |
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Nine Lives (2005, R) |
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Fritz the Cat (1972, Unrated) |
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The Hours (2002, PG-13)
Phillip Glass may have helped a little more than A LOT to create the right atmosphere for this film, but the whooole film rests in somebody's shoulders... and it's not Nicole Kidman. Sadly shadowed by her co-star at award ceremonies, Meryl Streep wasn't shadowed by nobody during this amazing couple of hours, totally well-used. I just want to comment on one scene, and one scene only, that made me realize I was watching at the best individual performance of the entire history of film making, and now I'M NOT KIDDING. I'm totally sure I've witnesed that. The one and only Meryl kicked some serious "Marlon Brando butt" with one single shot: the egg breaking. She's in her kitchen talking to her ex-lover former boyfriend (yep) and remembering how he made her feel and she's preparing dinner... and breaking eggs. With each egg she tears a bit of her soul apart, her pain and her rage, her whole existance breaks a little more with each egg in the bowl. No words. That's acting. This is a masterpiece of art. |
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American Beauty (1999, R)
Flawless. A modern american cinema masterpiece by Sam Mendes. One of the best ensemble performance ever, Kevin Spacey: perfect. |
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When Harry Met Sally (1989, R)
The ultimate romantic comedy. Before the genre matured and then started to collapse flick after flick until today, Rob Reiner developed a modern masterpiece. Really innovating for its genre and context, it's touching, cute, funny and eternal. Great performances. |
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Best in Show (2000, PG-13) |
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A Mighty Wind (2003, PG-13) |
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For Your Consideration (2006, PG-13) |
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984, R) |
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Tigerland (2000, R)
Absolutely one of the best movies for the Vietnam-period ever made (if not the best) along with BY FAR the best Colin Farrell performance that made EVERYONE trust him and believe he was a star in the making. He then made "Phone Booth" and "Minority Report" that, along with this one, showed such a beautiful and wide range that should be shown again soon, please! Anyways, this film is extreme, raw, on-your-face and always exciting. Schumacher KNOWS his business, he just has to choose better projects to show this. The entire cast delivers beautifully, specially the AMAZING performance by Clifton Collins, Jr. Absolutely an out-of-this-world film that should be seen without any prejudices. It's just amazing. |
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Kung Fu Hustle (2005, R) |
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Shaolin Soccer (2002, PG-13) |
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My Life Without Me (2003, R)
Isabel Coixet proves (if it needed to be proved) that she is an excellent filmmaker that has some serious stuff in her mind she needs to get out. Her screenplay takes you by the cliché road of "I have 2 months before I die" with the hand of an expert in emotions and her direction makes Sarah Polley the best actress on Earth just for a while. Coixet seems to have a fascination for her and for cars as the best (and most heartbreaking) scenes are into a car: Ann recording birthday messages for her daughters... Ann and Lee kissing and screaming... Ann's mom remembering how sad she is. |
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La Vida secreta de las palabras (The Secret Life of Words) (2006, Unrated) |
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Battle Royale (Batoru Rowaiaru) (2001, Unrated) |
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Batoru rowaiaru II: Chinkonka (Battle Royale II) (2003, Unrated) |
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The Last Kiss (2006, R)
First of all, this one is NOT "Garden State - 5 years later", it's an excellent piece of filmmaking on its own. I hate when movies are not successful for bizarre reasons, like this film. OK, I get it: it was too sad with a lot of laughs in the middle. Well, it's a dramedy! Actually, it's not a dramedy, it's almost as if it was a new genre: a tragemedy! It has a lot of really sad situations (Braff's character, executed flawlessly, is very flawed and almost stupid... really human) but the funny parts are actually really funny! It's a weird movie (but it is not "The Ex") for twenty-niners-going-on-thirty but they shouldn't see it: they may kill themselves afterwards. Beware of this film, it's great and the performances are FLAWLESS (Rachel Bilson is a dream) but it's dangerous for easily-depressive people. I'm serious: this one is a real downer... |
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Team America - World Police (2004, R) |
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In America (2003, PG-13) |
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Walk the Line (2005, PG-13)
For those of you out there hating biopics: this one is for you. Wisely enough, instead of trying to show in a matter of 3 hours (because those damned biopics are long!) the whole existance of a human being, from troubled childhood to drugs and tragic death, James Mangold focuses on Cash's torrid relationship with his wife June Carter and the struggle of June to save his best friend and future husband from the abyss of failure, drugs and self-torture. |
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Hard Candy (2006, R)
Masterpiece lesson in acting, directing and art-direction/set-decoration. Ellen Page is the next-HUGE-thing giving one of the best performances of the decade along a sometimes-out-of-this-world-but-sometimes-not-that-good Patrick Wilson in yet another JUICY role. This guy is not able to go wrong... "Angels in America", "The Phantom of the Opera", "Little children" and this one prove that he has the biggest secret talent any actor wishes to have: he knows how to choose his movies. That's the secret about being a good actor: knowing when to say "hell no!" and when to say "hell yeah!"... |
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Ken Park (2002, Unrated) |
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Bully (2001, R)
"Bully" finds a great spot between the "almost-documentary-reality" of "Kids", Larry Clark's first masterpiece, and his "surreal-sex-suburban-hell" featured in "Ken Park". |
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Marie Antoinette (2006, PG-13)
I simply can't believe this was hated by such stupid audiences! It's not only supreme and marvelous in technical aspects with larger-than-God-himself costumes, SHOES!, art direction, locations and make up but also with yet another OUTSTANDING performance by Kirsten Dunst (the best Lead Actress of 2006, BY FAR) as the troubled, innocent, naive yet smart and bitchy queen of France. Sofia Coppola CAN'T miss!! She is absolutely the best female director ever!! She really digs sooo deep into women minds and creates such unique atmospheres along with extremely careful, elegant, touching direction. Her abilities behind the camera are so unique and flawless that you can ACTUALLY notice some direction!! In most of films, direction is merely a guy shouting "action!" for no reason at all... in GREAT masterpieces, actors, art direction, cinematography, music and everything else IS ACTUALLY GUIDED by somebody who knows what the hell he (SHE!) is doing!! This is one of those films. A truly underrated masterpiece with such a great style it really blows up the screen with color, tears, laughter and Kirsten Dunst... |
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001, R) |
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Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason (2004, R)
It tries too hard to be as funny, cute and acidly romantic as the first one, but it isn't. Everything feels fake, plastic, unfunny and dull and you don't give a rat's ass for Bridget or anything else on the screen. The first one was comic genius, Zellweger's performance was out of this world and the screenplay was simply extraordinary from start to finish, mostly because it aimed low and became a surprise. This sequel aims too high and crashes sadly into oblivion. It's not cute anymore: Bridget becomes a psychopath staulker with serious mental issues instead of a clumsy, silly woman with a crave for attention, just as we love her. |
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Shakespeare in Love (1998, R) |
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9 songs (2005, Unrated) |
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Santa sangre (Holy Blood) (1990, NC-17)
Just as "Big Fish" showed Burton's style all over the place but in a mature, sutile way, "Santa Sangre" shows a mature Jodorowsky that doesn't rejoice in his own visual style or earlier screenplays but creates a masterpiece on the lunatic and family with larger-than-life performances by Blanca Guerra and both his sons without rejecting his usual gimmicks. A piece of art |
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Big Fish (2003, PG-13) |
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005, PG) |
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Edward Scissorhands (1990, PG-13)
I'd never seen this movie until a couple of days ago. Growing up, I saw it several times but never complete or in one sitting and almost 70% of the movie got lost in a sea of memories over the years. Now, about 15 years later, I saw it with mature eyes. |
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Beetle Juice (Beetlejuice) (1988, PG)
Great!! Tim Burton is NEVER wrong! Never! Michael Keaton shows some range, even if it isn't actually there and Geena Davis doesn't get any funnier than this. Great visuals and great art direction with amazing performances from the whole cast and some classic cult scenes (Did somebody said Dinner-Table Possession?) |
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Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005, PG) |
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Batman Returns (1992, PG-13) |
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Sleepy Hollow (1999, R)
Tim Burton just keeps getting better... and better... and better... The cast is in the right tone for the entire movie. Depp? Great! Ricci? Great! Walken? GREAT! Richardson?.... WOW!!! This lady is DA BOMB! Lubezki's cinematography helps Burton's direction but it's the cast the one that steals the show! |
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Mars Attacks! (1996, PG-13) |
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Ed Wood (1994, R) |
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (2008, PG) |
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James and the Giant Peach (1996, PG) |
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The Motorcycle Diaries (Diarios de Motocicleta) (2004, R) |
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School of Rock (2003, PG-13) |
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Mean Girls (2004, PG-13) |
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Amar te duele (2002, R) |
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De La Calle (2001, Unrated) |
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Bug (2006, R)
I hoped this would honor the original play in a proper way because the play is a masterpiece! Well... it did! The performances carry the entire film just as it would've happened on stage instead of filling an adaptation with visual effects and "creepy" music they focused on the paranoia and claustrophobia of the characters: simply extraordinary acting lessons with some gory moments and bits of insanity that will keep you wondering "What the hell is this and why did I play it on my DVD?"... simply outstanding piece of filmmaking. Kudos to Judd for picking better films than before, ever since "De-Lovely" she knows what the hell she is doing, Harry Connick Jr. is marvelous but the REAL FUCKIN DEAL is Michael Shannon reprising his on-stage role and carrying the entire film on his shoulders. |
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Man on the Moon (1999, R) |
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Hotaru no haka (Grave of the Fireflies) (1988, Unrated) |
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Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime) (1999, PG-13) |
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Sixteen Candles (1984, PG) |
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The Breakfast Club (1985, R) |
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986, PG) |
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Pretty in Pink (1986, PG-13) |
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Weird Science (1985, PG-13) |
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La Zona (2007, R)
It's a little bit unrealistic and kind of stiff at some points but the plot was unrealistic enough to warn the audiences this wasn't a very serious movie with a very strong critic towards something. |
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Hair (1979, PG)
It's over the top and everything but it's simply delicious to see where do "Rent", "Spring Awakening" and "Across the universe" have to pay tribute for their plots and character development. John Savage and Treat Williams give two of the best male performances I have ever seen in a musical and the music and lyrics are gorgeous. What a delightful movie! Who knew Beverly D'Angelo was HOT? |
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Romeo + Juliet (1996, PG-13) |
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Smiley Face (2007, R)
Really hard to sit through if you don't think a pothead going mad is funny or mildly interesting. Confusing, nonsense, illogic, lame, idiotic, stupid, hilarious, genius, intense, slow, boring, reiterative... call it whatever you like but you've got to admit: this is the ultimate pothead movie or maybe the "Fear and Loathing..." for the new generation. Anna Faris is funny as hell but the real deal is called John Krasinski in a much funnier role than the one he made in "License to Wed". We can call 2007 his last stupid year before taking charge of next year's "Brief interviews with hideous men" directing and writing. Krasinki's hability to make everyone laugh with the minimum effort (see "Jim's faces" in "The Office" for more info on that) is legendary. He doesn't have to go over the top in a Carrey-ish way but just like the good old Zach Braff (before season 3 of "Scrubs") he just says his lines hitting every single right note all the way to your laughing system. By far one of the most underrated actors nowadays. |
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008, R)
By the time I found out about the title/plotline/cast I was absolutely excited about this one. By far one of the most expected movies of 2008. |
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Dogma (1999, R) |
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Clerks II (2006, R) |
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Clerks (1994, R) |
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001, R) |
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Chasing Amy (1997, R) |
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Minority Report (2002, PG-13) |
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001, PG-13) |
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Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005, G) |
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004, PG) |
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Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain) (2001, R) |
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La Cité des Enfants Perdus (The City of Lost Children) (1995, R) |
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Delicatessen (1991, R)
Stunning, simply stunning. Jean Pierre Jeunet (and Caro) really inspire ANYONE to go behind the camera and direct, CREATE! Their ability to tell such wicked stories as reflections of life as we know it, is bigger than the screen itself! This one's by far one of the greatest twisted films ever made and one of Jeunet's masterpieces. It deserves the buzz as not so many movies do |
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King Kong (2005, PG-13)
Exciting, thrilling and unforgettable, it deserved more luck than this. Actually a GREAT film, not only a cool one but a GREAT one! Amazingly well directed, some of the best performances of 2005, great effects, cool music... the whole package... Just pay attention to the final showdown over the Empire State, at sunset, and you'll know what I mean! |
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Dead Alive (Braindead) (1993, R) |
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Bad Taste (2004, Unrated) |
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Meet the Feebles (1989, R) |
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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004, PG) |
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Unleashed (Danny the Dog) (2005, R) |
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Kinsey (2004, R) |
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Dreamgirls (2006, PG-13)
Now I can say this out and proud: Jennifer Hudson was born to be an actress. After seeing her entire repertoire (except Sex and the city, which doesn't count), I can confirm she's an extraordinary talent on the rough, with an uncanny sensibility and passion every moment she's on screen. From her courageous turn in The Secret Life of Bees to her subtle, beautiful bit in Winged creatures, she doesn't need to sing to show incredible depth and tear out her guts in front of a camera. I'm a big fan from now on. |
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Casablanca (1943, Unrated) |

























































































































