My favorites

I'm really mad at the fact that this didn't win any oscars at all.
-Gee lady. I just came to drill
-Oh. So did I (holds up probe)

Good first movie from Michael Bay and newcomer Will Smith.
-This ain't no goddamn Dennys

The highway chase scene was the coolest car chase from Michael Bay so far in his career
-White power (other members repeat)
-(removes hood) Blue power mother f***ers. Miami PD
-Oh damn. It's the negroes

The part where Nicolas Cage chases Sean Connery in the ferrari is the coolest part of the movie
-Did you ever hear the song 'Rocket Man'?

At least this won one oscar too bad it wasn't 'Best Visual Effect' (god*amn lord of the rings)
-Next time leave the luau shirts at home.

The plot was so clever and the action sequences were so adrenaline-pumping it's not even funny
-Why do I gotta be the one who saids there's no santa claus

I went to go see this at the 8:00 PM premiere and I can not wait to go see the new one at that premiere
-Shut up grandma

Way better than the original version hands down.
-Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannabalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

It's a shame this didn't win Best Animated Feature at the oscars. It was so creative.
-Maggots (chuckles)

It sucks the fact that this didn't win Best Makeup. But on the other hand Dracula wasn't that bad either.
- Lemonade? (throws up)

Michael Keaton made such an awesome bad guy
-Nice f***in' model

Jack Nicholson was such a good joker besides Heath Ledger of course.
-You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a whole lot happier (laughs)

Steve Buscemi was so creepy in it and thats what i liked about it
-Did I kill anything
-A few rabbits but I think one of them was already dead

Why couldn't Johnny of won the Best Actor oscar for this. WHY!!!!!
-BENJAMIN BARKER!!!

Danny Devito's makeup was so good, I couldn't even recognized him.
-We're gonna take ever first born son in Gotham and drown them
-I don't know Penguin, taking kids isn't that a little...
-(Penguin shoots) No. It's a lot (kicks him into water)

The Headless Horseman was such a good villian in this I could see Christopher Walken being the Headless Horseman.
-Taken. Taken by the horseman. Taken back to Hell.

This should've gotten at least an oscar nomination for Best Makeup but leave it to the academy to make crappy decisions.
-Get me the spaceman.

The martians were so funny and I don't think they were evening trying to be. NOT!
-Die you alien s***head!

It was pretty funny until I found out he was jerking off in the movie theater. Then it was hilarious, the fact that this is a children's movie.
-Dottie!(falls over, holds horn)

Who knew we had such freaks in this country.
-Do you take Jesus Christ to be your lord and savior?
-Sure

This movie was pretty much porn with blood. It was all the more reason to see it.
-Say hi to mommy

Heath Ledger should definitely get an oscar for his role as the Joker
-Why So Serious

Jack nicholson was an awesome villian in this excellent remake.
-I haven't needed the money since I took Archie's milk $ in the 3rd grade.

It was like Superman meets Jack Daniels and every joke made was hilarious.
-You should sue McDonald's cause they f***ed you up

The Dark Seekers were so freaky looking but leave it to the guy who made the demons from Constantine to make freaky monsters.
-Eat your vegetables

Good thing this won Best Makeup at the oscars otherwise I would've been pissed off
-Give 10 minutes on a stairmaster you pudgy bastard

This is what Roland Emmerich will be known for.
-Welcome to Earth

-Snoochie boochies.

I can't believe Johnny Depp didn't win an oscar for this (damn Sean Penn)
-Why is the rum gone?

One of Johnny Depp's best movies so far in his career.
-Is this a dream?
-No
-Of course not. if it was there would be rum(gives bottle of rum)

The effects in this were so beast I'm not even kidding here.
-And that was without a single drop of rum

Johnny Depp was so good as both the hero and the villian.
-Rubbernecker

Johnny Depp was so sweet the way he killed even though he had no eyes.
-Are you a mexican or a mexicant

Freddy Kruger was such a good villian in this. Wes Craven is so beast.
-(plays tape with crash sound)Yes mom. I'll call the police.

Who knew Johnny Depp was so horny in this.

this was the best one out of the whole trilogy hands down. wesley snipes is gonna be known for this in the future.
-Frostttttttt!

The reapers were so cool looking.
-Ooh. So exciting.

I'm surprised they got Triple H in this.
-We were gonna go with the care bears but that was taken

I hope this wins at least half of the oscars its up for especially against that dumb Slumdog Millionaire.
-Do you know what today is?
-Sunday.
-You know what that means?
-No.
-It means I was very drunk last night
-You're drunk every night.

Brad Pitt was so terrifying in this and Edward Norton was so convincing.
-They just saw a nice steaming pile of cock

Best out of the whole trilogy.
-It's me.
-Prove it.
-You're a dick
-OK

Kelsey Grammer was so funny as Beast and he was so political
-I'm the Juggernaut bitch.

Vin Diesel was so awesome in this
-The moral is don't be a dick, Dick

The beginning of a new era.
-Goddamn racers.

Sean Connery made an awesome dragon.
-How about you die and I get the gold.

I love the part when bruce fights the demon in the end and ends up killing it.
-Don't touch me.
-Or what?
-Or I'll touch you back.

this was the best zack snyder film out of his whole career. if anyone says it is not, i will punch them in the face
-Leave Me Alone!

Edward Norton was so convincing in this. I'm pissed at the fact he didn't win for it. (damn Roberto)
-If you get anywhere near Danny, I will feed you your fucking heart.

this was the best movie that related to KISS and edward furlong was so funny in it.
-At least my mom didn't give birth to me on LSD.
-'Shrooms

It didn't even look like Arnold at first.
-I'll be back

Such good effects for the time. Good thing it won Best Visual Effects and a few others.
-Come with me if you want to live.

I thought relied a little too much on the effects and not the plot.
-I am a machine.

The action was great, the plot was great, and the acting was great. All of the things needed for a great movie
-That's for sleeping with my wife in the minivan.

-Show Me the Money

I hope this wins the oscar for visual effects.
-I want an American cheeseburger and a press conference

The fight scenes were intense beyond imagine.
-Hulk smash.

M. Night Shyamalan is one messed up guy and that's coming from me so you know it's bad.
-We lost contact.
-With whom?
-Everyone.

The monster effects were amazing beyond imagination. God bless Rick Baker and his imaginative mind.
-You better run you little shit

Jackie Chan kicks some much a** it's not even funny.
-Not everyone chinese is Bruce Lee

So suspensful, so terrifying. Thank you Wes Craven.
-I haven't gone by Jack since I was a kid. Last name's Rippner.
-Rippner? Jack... the... (pauses) that wasnt nice of your parents
-No. Thats why I killed them.

Ghostface was so graphic and yet I couldn't turn away.
-What do you want?
-To see what your insides look like.

The special effects were so awesome but leave it to the guy that made the first 2 terminators to make an awesome flick.
-Iceburg right ahead!

Awesome action sequences.
-Son of a bitch.

Why couldn't this win Best Visual Effects (no offense Jurassic Park)
-Since I am dead I can take off my head to recite Shakesperean quotations

This was one big acid trip.
-Where's my body?
-You mean my body.
-Oh Crap! We're dead

So weird, so messed up. Damn Henry Selick.
-You may think this a dream come true. But you're wrong

Those bugs were one big acid trip.
-Hey you old biddies

Way funnier than the first one.
-One ring to rule them all.
-One ring to find them all.
-Oh shit

So bloody and so exciting. Jason Statham gained a few points from me for this.
-You can burn me, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. (gets hit by car)







So violent and so awesome

Michael needs to see a whole team of therapists.
-These are the eyes of a psychopath

Tom Cruise made such a good villian in this.
-Get some flowers

I'm so glad Jamie Foxx won an oscar for his portrayal as blind singer Ray Charles.
-Ray... it wasn't your fault

Eddie Murphy was such a good actor in this along with Jamie Foxx.
-No mayonaise on a chicken sandwich

A comedy version of Brokeback Mountain.
-Slap a the bass man.

Seth Rogen was so funny.
-It's a girl, buy some pink shit.

-Aah!!! Kelly Clarkson

Stifler and Paul Rudd are comedy gold.
-You want to get raped?

A nice ghetto version of the story.
-A plague on both your houses

Why can't my high school be like this?
-Duh. This place sucks dude.

Those two make the hottest on screen couple.
-Fluffy!

-I Am McLovin'

God Bless cable tv.
-"Dad why did you marry that whore?"

Mama's Boys have a reason to look up now.
-Yeah monkey. Karate chop the elephant

Lewis Black is the greatest.
-Where have you been? I've been building a thirst over there.

This and Pirates of the Caribbean are the only good Disney movies anymore.
-I smell manure

Adam was very creative with his attention getting schemes.
-Aren't you a little old for wet dreams?

Adam Sandler is so funny in real life which made this even better than you would think.
-Spencer's Gifts has a sale on furry underwear. (man turns back and old woman says)
-You're gross

-Why did I do that?
-Because I refused to spoon with you last night?

Why can't real golf be like this?
-The price is wrong bitch.

Reminds me of my cousin.
-Donkey Kong sucks.
-You know something you suck.

-Ozzy?
-Holy shit.

It sucks Ryan Reynolds is only in like 10 minutes of it but other than that it was awesome?
-Do you even know how to kill me?
-I'm gonna cut off your goddamn head. See if that works.

The fight between Wolverine and Deathstrike is so awesome.
-What exactly do you teach professor logan.
-Art.

Who knew Zac Efron had such a Jerry Springer worthy mouth?
-I'm here to enroll my son.
-Sup.

Zachary Quinto made such an awesome Spock.
-Fire everything!!!

So much better than The DaVinci Code.
-You ripped the page?
-She did it.

-Houston, we have a problem.

-This cat was sick before I even got here.

Samuel L. jackson made the perfect villian/nazi ever in a comic book movie.
-I'm the octopus. I have 8 of everything

God bless Frank Miller.
-You thinking the whip was the worse I could do? That was foreplay.

-English motherfucker. Do you speak it?

-That was fun.

-That boy's got the devil in him.

-I will find you and when I do, I will kill you
-Good luck

Such good monster effects.
-The portal will only open if we offer the blood of an innocent. Just a drop of blood: a pinprick, that's all.

-Ohhh crap.

Brandon Lee ended his career with a massive bang.
-Is that gasoline I smell?

-Mama say they were magic shoes. Mama said they take me anywhere. But of course, mama use to lick my ear and call me stupid

-You miss being mayor?
-You ever win.

-Nice costume Carl.
-They only had it in toddler.

-Smokin'

-That's because ya got big tits. I mean your boobs your hugh. I mean i wanna squeeze them (gasps) momma. (makes sucking noise)

-Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat

-Do it again. Please Uncle Fester.
-All right (puts lightbulb in mouth and it lights up)

-Honey?
-(lights dark room with lightbulb in mouth) Muffin.

I love the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger made a cameo in it.
-I'm the only hope you have.

Sinbad was so funny in this.
(strangles woman after getting pissed off)
-You shouldnt wear fur.

I grew up on this movie.
-The iceman cometh

The jews were so evil.
-Crucify him.

Hilarious hands down. Heath Ledger was such a badass in this also. Too bad he died.
-What if she never dates.
-Then you'll never date. Oh I like that.

Heath Ledger was so good in this.
-My sons were great men.

Not one of heath ledger's personal best.
-It's not magoc it's just shiny.