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here are the worst movies I have ever seen

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1
The Mangler (1994,  R)
The Mangler
worst movie ever. should have never been made
2
Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006,  PG-13)
Bring It On: All or Nothing
before you judge me just know that i watched this while trying to sleep and my wife had it on the t.v. in the bedroom. its not that i couldnt sleep because i was interested, its that i couldnt sleep because watching this was like watching the slaughter of cows in a meat factory. its terrible but you cant take your eyes off it. the second worst film in the history of the world without question. oh the horror.
3
The Glass Shield (The Johnny Johnson Trial) (1994,  PG-13)
The Glass Shield (The Johnny Johnson Trial)
the worst ending in movie history
4
Bad Boys II (2003,  R)
Bad Boys II
driving hummers through shanty towns and destroying miami. the story of two men fighting world war 3 by themselves. rediculous
5
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999,  R)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
awful, everytime i laughed i felt stupid for doing it
6
The Craft (1996,  R)
The Craft
terrible
7
Left for Dead (2007,  Unrated)
Left for Dead
this is one of the biggest, steamiest, smelliest piles of crap ever put on film. what a horrible flick.
8
Children of the Corn 3 - Urban Harvest (1995,  R)
Children of the Corn 3 - Urban Harvest
the most evil film of all time
9
Jason X (2002,  R)
Jason X
what can i say. i was trying to fall asleep late the other night and this was on cable. i thought it would help, instead it was like watching a train wreck, terrible but hard to take my eyes off of because of the sheer horror. not horror scary, but horror at the fact that someone thought anyone would be entertained by this.
10
Catwoman (2004,  PG-13)
Catwoman
storyline and special effects are terrible
11
Man's Best Friend (1991,  R)
Man's Best Friend
at least the dog was kinda cute
12
You Got Served (2004,  PG-13)
You Got Served
I got served a crappy movie, thats about it
13
The Skulls (2000,  PG-13)
The Skulls
good concept, terrible cast and acting
14
Woo (1998,  R)
Woo
terrible, one of the worst films of all time
15
Mission To Mars (2000,  PG)
Mission To Mars
Don Cheadle should have run from this movie.
16
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001,  PG-13)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
this movie should have ended like 3 times
17
The Fast and the Furious (2001,  PG-13)
The Fast and the Furious
every mechanic in the country said, "yea, thats how that works, sure it is."
18
Embrace of the Vampire (1994,  Unrated)
Embrace of the Vampire
you know those saturday afternoons when a movie comes on and you think, "i have nothing better to do", so you watch it while youre doing things around the house? watching a wall would have been something better to do. one of the worst things ever made.
19
Mission Impossible 2 (2000,  PG-13)
Mission Impossible 2
more like action impossible
20
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003,  PG-13)
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle
i heard someone liked this movie once. only once
21
Scooby-Doo (2002,  PG)
Scooby-Doo
scrappy as the villian, blasphemy
22
Charlie's Angels (2000,  PG-13)
Charlie's Angels
at least it was better than the second one
23
Mission Impossible (1996,  PG-13)
Mission Impossible
was there a believable scene in this movie
24
The Matrix Reloaded (2003,  R)
The Matrix Reloaded
sad attempt for filmakers to make themselves sound smart.
25
Inspector Gadget (1999,  PG)
Inspector Gadget
is it possible that matthew broderick is even more nerdy than go go gadget himself
26
Natural Born Killers (1994,  NC-17)
Natural Born Killers
debauchery at its worst.
27
Save the Last Dance (2001,  PG-13)
Save the Last Dance
terrible, watch step up instead
28
Kate & Leopold (2001,  PG-13)
Kate & Leopold
how many flaws can be fit into one script
29
Timeline (2003,  PG-13)
Timeline
the script was terrible, holes everywhere
30
Crash (1996,  NC-17)
Crash
terrible
31
American Pie (1999,  R)
American Pie
nonsense, terrible and mindless
32
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007,  R)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
it finally happened. a film was produced this year that could surpass spiderman 3 as the worst film of the year. the first 45 minutes were clever and hilarious causing me to laugh out loud numerous times. the final hour took a complete nose dive dropping this film into pointless and absurd satire that would appeal to only the most brainless movie goers. the film had great potential, john c rielly is normally very good and tim meadows was funny in this film, and the concept of creating a satire on the life of a rock star is a good one, but this film lost control of itself. very dissapointing.

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