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The Matrix (1999,  R)
The Matrix
Keanu Reeves

Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!

Audience

GASP!

Keanu Reeves

Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!

Audience

(faints)

ps. This piece of shit stole most of the premise from Dark City.
2
Pulp Fiction (1994,  R)
3
Fight Club (1999,  R)
4
Sin City (2005,  R)
5
Forrest Gump (1994,  PG-13)
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump is one of the most cliched, unrealistic, and pointless movie ever. I found nothing funny about having to pee in the oval room, or that he thinks "coon" stands for raccoon. It trivializes important historical events such as the Vietnam War, the Civil Rights movement, and the assassination of Kennedy. Sure it breezes past the surface of all the importance historical events from the 50's to 70's, but it gives absolutely no insight to any of them. Does any of them actually matter? No. Does Forrest learn anything from them? No. It feels like the writers are trying to have Forrest accomplish one incredible feat after another just for the sake of it while neglecting more importance aspects of the movie such as character development and a message that viewers and identify with.

I mean, can anyone tell me what this movie is trying to say? That ignorance is bliss? That if you do everything you are told in life that you will rewarded with fame and fortune? If you question your government, you will become a drug abuser, a prostitute, and will attempt suicide?

Forrest Gump is just another feel good piece of trash like Crash that the Academy falls for. This is likely the most offensive movie that I've ever seen. If life is like a box of chocolates, it must be a really bad box of chocolates. People are supposed to improve themselves and evolve. Gump encourages them to stagnate in their stupidity. Not only is it bad, but it insults your intelligence.
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Scarface (1983,  R)
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Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003,  PG-13)
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl
good acting by johnny depp, but the ending is typical cheesy ending that disney always use.
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Crash (2004,  R)
Crash
probably the worst movie that has won Best Picture.
9
Titanic (1997,  PG-13)
Titanic
Leonardo DiCaprio

Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet

You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio

Never let go.

Kate Winslet

I promise. (lets go)
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House of Flying Daggers (Shi mian mai fu) (2004,  PG-13)
House of Flying Daggers (Shi mian mai fu)
a mark on Zhang's career
11
Donnie Darko (2001,  R)
12
Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain) (2001,  R)
Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain)
Here's how you end up with such a pretentious and unoriginal film like Amelie:

Add:
* 3 parts of Three Colors: Red
* 1 part The Double Life of Veronique
* 1 part Chungking Express
* a dash of Fallen Angels

Dilute 100x with forced charm and unfunny gags.

Get Amelie
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American Beauty (1999,  R)
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The English Patient (1996,  R)
The English Patient
overrated as hell
15
Run Lola Run (Lola rennt) (1999,  R)
Run Lola Run (Lola rennt)
This is really a music video that rips off Kieslowskian themes, not a feature film.
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The Boondock Saints (1999,  R)
The Boondock Saints
this movie is shit, the only good part was Dafoe as a gay cross-dressing detective.
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Good Will Hunting (1997,  R)
Good Will Hunting
Matt Damon

I'm smart, but so what? Let's start fights and pick up chicks.

Robin Williams

If you push people away, they can't be close to you.

Matt Damon

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)
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El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan's Labyrinth) (2006,  R)
El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan's Labyrinth)
Not quite as good as I had hoped. Del Toro brings the world of post-Spanish War Spain with the fantasy world of a child, but fails to address the conflict between these two very different worlds. Real life characters are poorly characterized and as a result feel like caricatures. The Francoist army is portrayed as inhuman sadists while the resistance fighters are not shed much depth neither. The political aspect is too simplistic that one cannot take this film as a serious political film. It offers nothing interesting or profound about war or its effects.

Ultimately, the film's message is stated by its final line: "It is worse for a man to inflict wrong than to suffer it". And this is the part I have the most trouble getting past. Yes, the girl's actions in the end confirms this moral, but what about the actions by the rebels at the end? Blowing up trains and shooting unarmed enemies are justified because they are done by the 'good' people. While these vengeful acts of violence feel satisfying, they undermine the film's purpose and reduce what could have been a morally complex film into a simple tale of good vs evil.

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  1. groaningbitch
    groaningbitch posted 595 days ago

    you said exactly the stuff i have in mind!!!!!

  2. groaningbitch
    groaningbitch posted 593 days ago

    i highly suggest you put "crash" in it!

  3. PerceptivePoe
    PerceptivePoe posted 482 days ago

    You forgot all of Adam Sandler's unfunny pieces of idiotic shit.

  4. Aleksandrs
    Aleksandrs posted 378 days ago

    tough ratings. u´ve got some nerve.

  5. jimbotender
    jimbotender posted 364 days ago

    there are worse. :)