Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck


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A list of some of my favorite films involving vampires and / or vampire-like creatures.

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Les Vampires (1915,  Unrated)
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Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (Nosferatu, The Vampire) (1922,  Unrated)
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Dracula (1931,  Unrated)
Dracula 5.0 Stars
"Listen to them... Children of the night! What music they make!"
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Drácula (1931,  Unrated)
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Vampyr (1932,  Unrated)
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Mark of the Vampire (1935,  G)
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Dracula's Daughter (1936,  Unrated)
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Son of Dracula (,  R)
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House of Frankenstein (1944,  Unrated)
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House of Dracula (,  G)
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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948,  Unrated)
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Horror of Dracula (1958,  Unrated)
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The Brides of Dracula (1960,  Unrated)
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La Maschera del demonio (Black Sunday) (House of Fright) (Mask of the Demon) (1961,  R)
La Maschera del demonio (Black Sunday) (House of Fright) (Mask of the Demon) 5.0 Stars
Pure eye-candy from beginning to end!!! All in all, a delectable macabre masterpiece!!!
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The Kiss of the Vampire (Kiss of Evil) (1963,  Unrated)
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Black Sabbath (1964,  Unrated)
Black Sabbath 5.0 Stars
This flick is a wonderful anthology of terror with each segment being scarier than the one before!
Stylistically speaking, the second sketch is probably my favorite though. It showcases Boris Karloff as a man who turns into a vampire (a wurdulak, to be more precise) and subsequently decimates the members of his family one by one. Ain't that neat? :P
Basically, it's Gothic horror at its best: filled with creepy medieval ruins and misty sets. You can't go wrong with this one!
Also, stay tuned for the third sketch (entitled "The Drop of Water")! It's guaranteed to send shivers down your spine!
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The Last Man on Earth (1964,  Unrated)
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Dracula - Prince of Darkness (1966,  Unrated)
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Planet of the Vampires (1965,  Unrated)
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The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon Me but Your Teeth Are in My Neck (1967,  Unrated)
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The Living Corpse (Zinda Laash) (1967,  Unrated)
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Mad Monster Party (1967,  Unrated)
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Le Viol du vampire (The Rape of the Vampire) (1967,  Unrated)
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Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (,  G)
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Count Yorga, Vampire (1970,  PG-13)
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Nachts, wenn Dracula erwacht (Count Dracula) (1970,  PG)
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Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970,  R)
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Scars of Dracula (1970,  R)
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Le Frisson des vampires (The Shiver of the Vampires) (1971,  Unrated)
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Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970,  Unrated)
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The Vampire Lovers (1970,  R)
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Vampyros Lesbos (Lesbian Vampires: The Heiress of Dracula) (1970,  Unrated)
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Lust for a Vampire (1971,  R)
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The Omega Man (1971,  PG)
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Vierges et vampires (Requiem for a Vampire) (1971,  Unrated)
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Blacula (1972,  PG)
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Countess Dracula (1971,  PG)
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Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972,  PG)
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Ganja & Hess (Black Vampire) (1973,  R)
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Scream, Blacula, Scream! (1973,  PG)
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Blood For Dracula (1974,  R)
Blood For Dracula 4.5 Stars
Dismayed by modern women's loose morals and desperate for the blood of a virgin, Dracula moves out of communist Transylvania to a more uptight Catholic country, namely Italy. There, he hopes to find girls that still believe in the old "no-sex-before-marriage" rule. Unfortunately, things don't turn out quite as expected...
Overall, this is a superb movie that features a brilliant performance by Udo Kier, who dares to show the titular count's weaker side, thus making him more sympathetic.
Prudish people, beware though: this film sports some very dubious morals! (At one point, the so-called hero of the film rapes a young virgin to save her from Dracula's clutches!)

YUCKY THINGS TO WATCH FOR:
- Dracula puking every time he unwittingly drinks the blood of a non-virgin;
-Dracula licking the blood left by a young woman whose cherry has just been popped.
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Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974,  R)
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The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974,  R)
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The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1974,  R)
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Lisztomania (1975,  R)
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Zoltan, Hound of Dracula (Dracula's Dog) (1978,  R)
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Martin (1977,  R)
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Rabid (1977,  R)
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Dracula (1979,  R)
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