Rubbish
Films so bad that I can't even be bothered to rate them
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Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy (1990, Unrated) |
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Cache (Hidden) (2005, R) |
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Calvaire (The Ordeal) (2005, Unrated) |
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Casino Royale (2006, PG-13) |
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Casino Royale (1967, G) |
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Lady in the Water (2006, PG-13) |
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Puppet Master (1989, R)
"Puppetmaster" is badly directed/poorly edited, the acting is below average, there are huge plot holes where things are not explained at all, and the stop-motion puppet effects are not just really dated but were actually pretty archaic when the film was new too. Watch this to see how not to make a horror film. |
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Eve of Destruction (1990, R)
It really is the acting, or lack of it, that lets this down. It's so deadpan that they might as well all be in Pet Shop Boys video. You get the feeling that once they'd all got dressed up, the actors decided that was enough to earn their money and gave up on the rest of it. I can't say I blame them either. |
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The Brothers Grimm (2005, PG-13)
Well it's a Terry Gilliam film (you know that bloke who did the weird and unfunny cartoons for Monty Python) so what can you really expect? It doesn't even have the great set design of something like "Jabberwocky". Pacing is all over the place, dialogue is stupid and pointless, and every so often it tries to be funny and fails abysmally. |
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Batoru rowaiaru II: Chinkonka (Battle Royale II) (2003, Unrated)
While there's still lots of gory fun including exploding heads, decapitations, gunshot wounds, eviscerations and other nastiness, "Battle Royale II: Requiem" just wasn't as good as the original. The main reason is that after all the excitement of the first half an hour or so it all gets very talky with huge boring sermons about how bad war is. |
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The Wind That Shakes the Barley (2006, Unrated)
This film is a "Braveheart" (or even "Rob Roy") wannabe but with no big name stars, even more unintelligible dialogue, a lack of any acting skills anywhere and a contrived storyline that is only designed to make anyone British watching it ashamed to be so. A lot of people with "agendas" will overate "The Wind That Shakes The Barley" purely because of its subject matter. It's just nothing very original and isn't particularly well done. |
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An American Haunting (2006, PG-13) |
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The Cave (2005, PG-13)
The opening scenes led me to believe that this would be a better version of "The Descent" but as soon as the new team of scientists turned up in the film I just knew it was going to stink. None of the characters were remotely interesting. Not even the presence of Russell from "Invasion" and Daniel Dae Kim from "Lost" were going to save this movie. |
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Point of No Return (The Assassin) (1993, R) |
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Children of the Corn 3 - Urban Harvest (1994, R) |
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The Hole (2001, R) |
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Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (Flesh for Frankenstein) (1974, R) |
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The Night Flier (1997, R) |
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The Mangler (1994, R) |
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Highwaymen (2004, R) |
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Robocop: Prime Directives - Resurrection (2001, R) |
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Hellraiser VI - Hellseeker (2002, R) |
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Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988, PG) |
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Parasite (1982, R) |
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Subspecies (1991, R) |
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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back (, PG) |
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Hell of the Living Dead (Virus)(Zombie Creeping Flesh)(Zombie Inferno)(Night of the Zombies) (1981, Unrated) |
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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988, R) |
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Legion of the , (Le6ion of the Dead) (2002, R) |
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The Raven (1963, G) |
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Carry on Columbus (1992, Unrated) |
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The Alligator People (1959, Unrated) |
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Gods and Monsters (1998, R) |
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Critters 3 - You Are What They Eat (1991, PG-13) |
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (, R) |
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Abominable (2006, R) |
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Head (1968, G) |
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976-Evil (1989, R) |
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The Amityville Curse (1990, R)
While I enjoyed the book by Hans Holzer, I can't say the same about this film. The special effects really aren't very special at all and it's just not scary. If you didn't know any better you would think it was a B movie. It went straight to video so it might as well be anyway. There are much better versions of the same story so this is really one to miss. |
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978, PG) |
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Bad Taste (1988, Unrated) |
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Basket Case (1982, R) |
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Basket Case 2 (1990, R) |
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Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992, R)
They are all completely awful but this is by far the worst of the "Basket Case" movies. Whereas the previous instalments had some murders shot in lov light to hide how rubbishy the creature was, most of this film is well lit and only goes to show how bad the latex costumes of all the characters actually are. It just looks like a little kids' Halloween party to me. Horror fans should avoid this one. |
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The Bat People (It Lives By Night) (It's Alive) (1974, PG)
Another total bomb. It's slow, the script is dull, and the creature that the doctor turns into is ridiculous. Having a big beard does not make you into a bat-creature! |
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Beast From Haunted Cave (1959, Unrated)
Roger Corman is far from being my favourite director anyway but this was just terrible. Even though it is very much a product of its time, that's still no excuse. There isn't a haunted cave and the "beast" is just some guy in a furry suit with extra arms. It should have stuck to just being a crime drama. Everything is so slow that it's ideal for falling to sleep to on a wet afternoon though. |
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The Being (Easter Sunday) (Freak) (The Pottsville Horror) (, R)
This doesn't even rate in the "so bad it's good" category. It's just an awful poor man's version of "C.H.U.D." with a messy plodding story and no real gore or violence. I am amazed that this film is actually listed on here as it's the kind of thing you find in bargain bins in "dollar stores" in the US. The movie poster is the best thing about it. |
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Beyond the Door II (Schock) (Suspense) (1977, R)
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