Stupidest Movies I Have Had The Misfortune To See

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Yeah the title pretty much sums it all up.

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Torque (2004,  PG-13)
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Eragon (2006,  PG)
Eragon 2.0 Stars
EVEN IF I HADN'T READ THE BOOK, THIS MOVIE WAS A TOTAL FLOP. THE ONLY THING IT HAD IN COMMON WITH THE BOOK WAS THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS. JUST ABOUT EVERY SCENE IN THE FLICK WAS A MIXTURE OF TWO OR THREE DIFFERENT SITUATIONS IN THE BOOK. AND HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN A DRAGON GROW TEN TIMES IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
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The Return (2006,  PG-13)
The Return 2.0 Stars
THIS HAD TO BE THE MOST NOT SCARY MOVIE EVER, THE PLOT WAS SO THIN, ANOREXIC!!!
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Crossover (2006,  PG-13)
Crossover 1.5 Stars
THE WORST BASKETBALL MOVIE EVER, AND THERE IS NO WAY THESE GUYS WOULD PICK SCHOOL OVER BALL ANYDAY.
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Road House 2: Last Call (2006,  R)
Road House 2: Last Call 0.5 Stars
THE CRAPPIEST SEQUEL EVER, NOT ONLY THE ACTING BUT THE PLOT IS HORRIBLE.
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Alexander (2004,  Unrated)
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Little Man (2006,  PG-13)
Little Man 1.5 Stars
THE ONLY REASON I RATED THIS IS BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE BRITTANY DANIEL AGAIN, THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST WAYANS BROS MOVIE YET.
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The Marine (2006,  PG-13)
The Marine 2.0 Stars
HAD TO BE ONE OF THE STUPIDEST, MOST INCOMPREHENSIBLE, AND UNBELIEVABLE MOVIE EVER.
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Babel (2006,  R)
Babel 1.0 Star
WELL AT LEAST THE TITLE DESCRIBES THE MOVIE TO A TEE. AS FOR ME I'D RATHER NOT BABEL ON ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME ALREADY.
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The Fountain (2006,  PG-13)
The Fountain 0.5 Stars
the biggest waste of time ever.
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People I Know (2003,  R)
People I Know 1.0 Star
ONE OF THE BIGGEST WASTES OF TIME THAT I HAVE EVER HAD. MY LIFE IS NOW 1 HOUR AND A HALF SHORTER.
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Premonition (2007,  PG-13)
Premonition 1.0 Star
WASTE OF MY TIME, WAS WAY TOO EASY TO FIGURE OUT, AND I FELL ASLEEP HALF WAY THROUGH.
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See No Evil (2006,  R)
See No Evil 1.0 Star
THE ONLY REASON THIS MOVIE HAS A RATING HIGHER THAN A HALF IS FOR THE HOT CHICKS. THE MOVIES SCENES KINDA JUST BOUNDED ONE INTO THE OTHER. AND WHAT WAS UP WITH THE DOG AT THE END...POINTLESS.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005,  PG)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 0.5 Stars
I ABSOLUTELY HATED THIS MOVIE. HONESTLY THE DUMBES THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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Spartan (2004,  R)
Spartan 3.0 Stars
UNGGGH
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Invincible (2001,  Unrated)
Invincible 0.5 Stars
BILLY ZANE IS USUALLY INDICATIVE OF SHIT.
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Primeval (2007,  R)
Primeval 1.5 Stars
YET ANOTHER HORRIBLE FLICK ACCEPT FOR A REALLY COOL FORCIBLE FULL HEAD CRUSH, BROOKE LANGTON AND A QUOTE AS SAID BY ORLANDO JONES; "I'D NEVER SAY THIS IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF WHITE FOLKS, BUT SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. ANYTHING TO GET TH FUCK OUT OF AFRICA.
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Ballistic - Ecks vs. Sever (2002,  R)
Ballistic - Ecks vs. Sever 0.5 Stars
FOR ANTONIO AND LUCY, THIS COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE DAMAGING TO THEIR CAREER. I LOATH THIS FILM.
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Rise: Blood Hunter (2007,  R)
Rise: Blood Hunter 1.5 Stars
THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST, AND MOST LAME VAMPIRE MOVIE EVER. CERTAINLY AND PITFALL IN LIU AND CHIKLIS' CAREER. HORRIBLY PIECED TOGETHER AND NOT MUCH OF A STORY.
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