My Worst Movies
These are the worst films I've ever seen.
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| ahhh1989's Rating | My Rating | |
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| 1 |
Ben & Arthur (2003, Unrated)
It's like the worst home video you could ever imagine, only worse! |
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| 2 |
Pocket Ninjas (Triple Dragon) (1997, PG)
So poorly made and intolerable that it took me four tries to watch all the way through, and it's only 60 minutes! |
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| 3 |
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987, PG)
Seems designed to be as unappealing to as many people as possible. |
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| 4 |
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn (1998, R)
Horrible in it's utter pointlessness. |
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| 5 |
The Creeping Terror (Dangerous Charter) (The Crawling Monster) (1964, Unrated)
Worst monster ever. A giant carpet. |
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| 6 |
H.G. Wells' The War of the Worlds (2005, Unrated)
It's faithfulness to the book is pretty valiant, but this film is terrible in every possible way! |
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| 7 |
Frozen Flesh (2008, Unrated)
It's basically just 112 minutes of a man cooking a hand. I don't know whether this was supposed to be a joke, but please don't waste my time with shit like this. I don't care to watch a fake hand being cooked for an hour. If you're going to make this kind of stuff, at least have the decency to not release it on DVD where unsuspecting people can buy it. |
