The Bad, The Awful, and The Beyond Awful

There is an ever growing opinion nowadays, that this legendary self-indulgent flop is some sort of misunderstood or flawed masterpiece... I don't see it, I think this a terrible, terrible, terrible film, though it's worth a look in small doses for it's glaring train wreck flaws.

I truly hate this film with a passion! I know a lot of people love it... But to me it is nothing more then a non-playable video game that preaches xenophobic and neo-nazi propaganda... For those that think I'm reading way too much into this film, all I have to say is take a look at some of the quotes Frank Miller has made then tell me I'm wrong.

Michael Bay isn't an artist, he's a popcorn vendor and the popcorn he sells taste like shit if you ask me :-)

I think this film was made by the type of person who hangs out at coffee shops wearing a black turtle neck sweater while listening to jazz. ;-)

So many critics (some whom I respect) absolutely fawned over this "Look at me! I'm sooooooo artsy" Film... Not me, and believe me I got it, I just thought it was really awful... To paraphrase the late great George Carlin, This film was "like watching lies f*ck!"

This film was an absolute insult... It was truly sad sitting through this farce.

Polanski films are usually dark, but this early short is border line snuff film.

there was absolutely no point to this nauseatingly nihilistic early short film by Polanski, at least in my eyes anyway.

Felt like a Vh1 original film...Jennifer Hudson's Oscar win for "supporting actress" is the worst performance (though I haven't seen every single Oscar winning performance) to ever win an Academy Award (though Zellweger's win is definitely up their also)... Hudson essential won an award for lip-syncing very badly to her own overdone vocals.

See "The Thin Red Line" instead

well it's certainly funnier then uber hack Dane Cook's "comedy" act I will give it that, but that's not saying much.

It's a film staring Jessica Alba and Paul Walker of course it's going to be bad.

I have no doubt that Benigni meant well... But I just found the premise and the execution of this film to be truly nauseating, extremely insulting, and irresponsible... Benigni basically takes the most horrific crime ever committed against humanity and turns it into "Jerry Lewis goes to Concentration Camp".

putting the Ali G character in a 100% scripted film was a really bad idea.

very very dull

has an infuriating "Monster A Go-GO" type ending.