The Bad, The Awful, and The Beyond Awful


  1. stev18mayo
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Yep, Their a bit Shit!! :-)

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Heaven's Gate (1980,  R)
Heaven's Gate 0.5 Stars
There is an ever growing opinion nowadays, that this legendary self-indulgent flop is some sort of misunderstood or flawed masterpiece... I don't see it, I think this a terrible, terrible, terrible film, though it's worth a look in small doses for it's glaring train wreck flaws.
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300 (2007,  R)
300
I truly hate this film with a passion! I know a lot of people love it... But to me it is nothing more then a non-playable video game that preaches xenophobic and neo-nazi propaganda... For those that think I'm reading way too much into this film, all I have to say is take a look at some of the quotes Frank Miller has made then tell me I'm wrong.
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Bad Boys II (2003,  R)
Bad Boys II
Michael Bay isn't an artist, he's a popcorn vendor and the popcorn he sells taste like shit if you ask me :-)
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Independence Day (1996,  PG-13)
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Forbidden Zone (1980,  R)
Forbidden Zone
I think this film was made by the type of person who hangs out at coffee shops wearing a black turtle neck sweater while listening to jazz. ;-)
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005,  PG-13)
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The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962,  Unrated)
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Last Days (1998,  PG-13)
Last Days
So many critics (some whom I respect) absolutely fawned over this "Look at me! I'm sooooooo artsy" Film... Not me, and believe me I got it, I just thought it was really awful... To paraphrase the late great George Carlin, This film was "like watching lies f*ck!"
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008,  PG-13)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
This film was an absolute insult... It was truly sad sitting through this farce.
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Ercole sfida Sansone (Hercules, Samson & Ulysses) (1963,  Unrated)
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Dwaj ludzie z szafa (Two Men and a Wardrobe) (1958,  Unrated)
Dwaj ludzie z szafa (Two Men and a Wardrobe)
Polanski films are usually dark, but this early short is border line snuff film.
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Rozbijemy zabawe... (Break Up the Dance) (1957,  Unrated)
Rozbijemy zabawe... (Break Up the Dance)
there was absolutely no point to this nauseatingly nihilistic early short film by Polanski, at least in my eyes anyway.
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Dreamgirls (2006,  PG-13)
Dreamgirls 1.5 Stars
Felt like a Vh1 original film...Jennifer Hudson's Oscar win for "supporting actress" is the worst performance (though I haven't seen every single Oscar winning performance) to ever win an Academy Award (though Zellweger's win is definitely up their also)... Hudson essential won an award for lip-syncing very badly to her own overdone vocals.
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Saving Private Ryan (1998,  R)
Saving Private Ryan 1.5 Stars
See "The Thin Red Line" instead
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006,  PG-13)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 1.0 Star
well it's certainly funnier then uber hack Dane Cook's "comedy" act I will give it that, but that's not saying much.
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Into the Blue (2005,  PG-13)
Into the Blue 1.5 Stars
It's a film staring Jessica Alba and Paul Walker of course it's going to be bad.
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Boxing Helena (1993,  R)
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Life Is Beautiful (La Vita è bella) (1998,  PG-13)
Life Is Beautiful (La Vita è bella) 0.5 Stars
I have no doubt that Benigni meant well... But I just found the premise and the execution of this film to be truly nauseating, extremely insulting, and irresponsible... Benigni basically takes the most horrific crime ever committed against humanity and turns it into "Jerry Lewis goes to Concentration Camp".
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Ali G Indahouse - The Movie (2002,  R)
Ali G Indahouse - The Movie 1.0 Star
putting the Ali G character in a 100% scripted film was a really bad idea.
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The Breakfast Club (1985,  R)
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Superman Returns (2006,  PG-13)
Superman Returns 1.5 Stars
very very dull
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Mark of the Vampire (1935,  G)
Mark of the Vampire 1.5 Stars
has an infuriating "Monster A Go-GO" type ending.
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