The Bargain Bin

This is Adam Sandlers version of Liar Liar. Its only a bit better and alot more emotional than liar liar. Has some very funny moments, though those funny moments are rarely sustained for an entire scene. Kate Beckinsale appears as her usual gorgeouse self. She looks good even old.


Justins Best Bit: Listning to the radio news in the future. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and Micheal Jackson all get insulted exactly the way they deserve. Twits.

Ice Cube is one big eye squinting butterball. His acting isnt worth two shits. This did a terrible job of living up to the outlandish, almost John Woo style of action on the first XXX. This ate a barrel of dicks.

What the hell happened? A movie with Chow Yun Fat and Sean William Scott should have been hilarious and awesome. But this is just a big croc of utter boredom and obvious wirewok.

I thought it best to update my review of this writhing pile of utter scrotum lickery. Shitty everything, shitty fights, stunts, storyline, acting, characters, fricken everything! Its really not worth anyones time at all.

This "thriller" was pretty crap, the entire movie was dropped by Kim Basingers horrible acting, almost funny its so bad.

Justins Best Bit: Stealing a porsche, twice

What could have been an awesome war movie was completely ruined by an ultra crappy love scenario. Watch ONLY for the dogfights and, at time, Kate Beckinsale.

Justins Best Bit: Taking down a warplane with small arms only.

If only there was some rule of thumb in the movie universe that, when a pancake flat, overused, or just plain unfunny joke is used, the entire scene would freeze to allow a tumbleweed to dance gracefully across the set. If this were the case, you'd be a frigging expert on tumbleweeds after watching this. The horse that died at the end of Rush Hour Two has copped an absolute flogging. Oh my, a mismatched cop duo? Oh Jackie Chan is the real martial artist, but look! Chris Tucker is trying to be the martial arts guy! How funny! (Tumbleweed) Very lazy in the way of pretty much everything, diolouge, stunts, jokes, plot, my guess is that the creators knew they could probably squeeze a good few bucks out of the franchise, so they just slapped this giant kick in the nuts together for the sake of putting the final nail in the coffin for this stupid cop joke premise. The whole movie looked like it just wanted to get itself over and done with quickly. But it didnt manage quite quickly enough.

Shit, only buy to ogle ladies.

This. Just. Sucked. Terribly unfunny jokes, a horrible tacky storyline and an unorigional pair of airheaded tools who are only good for a ten second perve when they get in those cute pink outfits.

Adamn Sandlers Un-funniest outing in years. He should stick to goofball crap, that why we love him.

Justins Prediction:

Set to completely fall flat on its arse. Right off the bat you can just smell the reeking odor emitted by the valuble-life-lessons-learned-through-heart-warming-expirience-with-bunch-of-snotty-brats steaming turd origionally pinched off by movies like Kindergarten Cop, Pacifier and Billy Madison. No wonder poor Owen feels like shit, if i had no choice but to star in a movie with this whole "funny kids" genre i would have probably blown my own brains out.

Justins Prediction:

You would think such a lineup of talet had been cobbled together by an actualy director. Well strap yourself in an hold onto your waffle-jaw, because this is actually directed by mong-faced goon David "Ross from Friends" Schwimmer. This instantly explains why this looks like an unfunny movie.

Justins Prediction:

This spells out more bad news than Sandra Sulley reporting on an orphanage massacre. Here is my garuntee, this WILL be tired, pancake flat, and just basically a two hour snore-a-palooza helmed by unfunny, big noting, back slapping butt munchers.