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Masterpiece by Kubrick. WARNING---Not for kids, lol...Amazing Narration, i mean like Really Stunning and Malcolm gives a performance sooo great its just too grand for words, i think this is the best acting i've seen in a movie in my whole life, the whole cast was perfect. The new Language made my The Gang is just a Landmark, it will always be remembered, great words and awesome lines, The Music, OHH THE MUSIC!!!!!! I never would've thought i'd enjoy Bethoven This much! The Comedy, yes this was actually funny! How fucked up are these kids i mean, Beating up a BUM!? That's Hilarious...who would do that?! Well, Bottom Line, I think this is the most perfect movie of all time, Yes u can hate it, yes u can love it and still not be ur fav. just like my opinion but you can't deny its Perfectness, this movie is at the peak of movies, The Greatest Movie Of All Time, Hands Down, No Questions Asked.
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Simply outstanding. This movie is so tragic and ironic that, makes it even more the worthwhile to watch it. The length of this film didn't bother me at all. Although i did yawn in certain sections of the movie, i wound up loving it at the end, every well, even though i don't wanna say boring i'll say SIMPLE part always ended with a bang, something to make you wonder what was the story leading to or better yet how the life of certain people changed thru the film. Hell, I love it...It caught me by surprise, i didn't expect to be this way. The acting was just incredible. At the last minutes of it, you could see how Tom Hulce really acted out his role and just made the movie even better, but Murray takes the cake in this one. His dialogue and just interpretation of every detail through the film was astonishing. One of the best movies ever made, Amadeus showed me once again what Movie making at its finest is. I'm in awe.
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To say that Grindhouse is a masterpiece of two creative minds coming together with a big bam, is well....not fair lol. So what's so great about this movie? 1st of its 2 movies in one accumulating to 3 hours and about 10 minutes total. sound long? trust me, its not.
How should i review this movie? separated, one for each or just straight up? Well fuck you, i don't care...im doing it my way. So lets start with Planet Terror.
Before planet terror starts, and before starting my review i gotta say...this movie has got the best trailers, of all TIME!!! yep, the greatest...Bloodiest, disgusting, funniest, nudity, *boobies* =), you name it..its there! Machete was one of my favorites "You just fucked with the wrong mexican" roflll! come on! that's fucking class!
So, Planet Terror. This is Rodriguez movie ok? I thought it was gonna be pretty gay, and it was lol. Corny, Cheesy, Fake, Bloody, Disgusting, and probably the funniest out of the two BUT that doesn't make it God. Most punch liners in this one are cliche's like this one SPOILER***!!! -a girl is sent to hospital- "yep, this one looks pretty bad, seems like a no brainer" -turn her head, her brains are gone- LMFAOOO!!!! Jesus Christ, This shit was soo fucking good!!!! The Bone Shack of course, memorable place haha. This movie delivered some great comedy. If you're faint hearted and can't take gruesome violence and just gory at its best..i fucking spit on your face, and you have lost my respect lol jk. This movie is pretty much that. so if you are, then i'll say prob. avoid it but just try to give a shot cuz you never know if you'll like it or not. The "Missing Reels" are a fucking riot!!! won't spoil, you'll get it. Basically the story is about a virus or some bullshit that spreads around a town in texas or so and the movie takes place from there, i wont go into full details because i don't like spoiling movies at all. To all you mainstream fucks, You'll love this one...This is the one you'll definetly like because frankly, you'll get bored of Death Proof and its probably too good for you anyways so avoid it. =) overall, Planet terror? Hell lotta fun!!!! Best movie experience ever 5/5.
Death Proof, well this one's my favorite and don't think because of the Tarantino fanboism im not a fan boy, thats bullshit, i hate fucking fanboys anyways. So why was it better? well, its better because instead of just jumping straight to action and have absolutely no character development whatsoever (thats what Planet Terror is for, but its good at it) This one starts off slow paced....telling the story, how everything unfolds slowly..just how i like 'em.....it gets you more into the movie. So once Death Proof Starts, you'll prob. get bored because u can't take a good movie or you just suck but if ur gonna pay to watch this movie, this is the one to look for...It has got the most intense, funniest and greatest car chase scene of ALL, TODO, FINITO! Time! Best Fucking Dialogue out of the two, fucking hilarious and just plain smart writting. Death Proof is about this a stuntman that likes to kill girls for the hell of it, so he goes after this batch, one after another. In other words, this movie's about a bad mo'fucka dat is out to get bitches, he kills them and bam, out to the next gang. This one pack of girls decide to take revenge on him, and ohh they do...Funniest Shit of the whole movie. Wasn't bloody, It was hysterical, smart and packed with ALOT of memorable moments, such as the ending...its fucking Godly! 5/5!!
So in conclusion, now that my review makes no sense at all..ill sum it up here nice and slowly.. Its god. lol jk, Masterpiece of its class, not in general, just of its class. Gruesome, Funny, Entertaining, Gory, and not to mention once again, THE BEST FUCKING TRAILERS OF ALL TIME!!! Watch this movie, you won't regret it...and if you do, well you're probably one of the 3/4 of Saunders that are just fucking stupid and close minded when it comes to greatness. Yes that includes teachers aswell. Best Movie i've seen all year.
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