The Gong shows, the Crappiest movies ever!

This is quite possibly the worst high budget movie ever. There is little character depth, and to make up for a poor shallow plot the makers of the movies made long elaborate fight scenes. Seemed as though they were trying to conjur up the kill bill memories. The only difference was Kill Bill had a mortal, human character who could die. Violet is a vampire who kills what appear to be thousands of well trained gaurds. Set in the future, it was unclear what the lead character was, a super human phenom? a genetically constructed being? an experiment by the miliary? a robot?.. No she is a vampire. I didn't know that for 30-45 minutes. In such a futuristic society why are the military, and the governing police force still using kitana like swords? I'll tell you why to cash in on the Japanese fighting craze which took place the year this film was released. This movie also featured that annoying kid who sits there with this blank look on face, you know he acts as the kid with a blank look on his face in all the movies... This movie is just a gong show.

This movie was not funny, confusing, and pointless. I love Lilly Tomlin, Dustin Hoffman, and Mark Wahlberg, but this movie deserved to be in the toilet, because it is utter crap. I was irritated throughout the entire movie. To me, it seemed as though the director was trying to hard to be avante garde, Russel made this movie very pretentious. I assumed this movie was going to be great with such a stellar cast, but at times movies which such star laden casts are simply over anticipated. I would never, EVER watch this again.

One of the absolute worst movies ever. Don't watch this movie!!!! cheezy and unentertaining.

This movie was the gong show, plain and simple. Cheezy, unlikely plot that follows in vein the many cheezy, not scary horror films today. Wanna know how long it is? about an hour and a twenty minutes too long....lol.

Crap. Utter crap. I saw this movie and it did not make any sense. I would never see this movie again. If you value you're sanity, avoid this fecal movie.

Cheezy. Not scary, and cheezy.

Ok. effects were ok, but this bastardized attempt at creating a block buster epic have failed. 10,000, tries to combine several plots that are blantantley obvious. Clan of the Cavebear, 300, Jurassic Park, The 10 commandments, Braveheart are some of the movies which 10,000 borrows pieces of their plots. In doing so I found it cheezy. To Start off with The Medicine woman of this cave man tribe, believes that this blue eyed girl is special, almost a messiah, (very much in the vain of "Clan of the Cave bear" The acting is poor, and even when as children a love story emerges between the 2 main characters. Which to me is channeling the inner Brave Heart, see William Walace and his child hood love. Eventually there has to be an enevitable rise in action, and the four legged demons, come and raid the village, which this part in the movie is borrowed from the wonderful Gibson film "Apocalypto" and These men (who strangely resemble Arabs, or middle eastern men[see USA, war on terror] and they steal many people from the cave village. I thought it was strange that cave men or men coming shortly after the cave men speak in an English accent? doesn't matter what part of the world people come from, if they are the good guys in an epic, they have to speak with English accents, even if they are cave people. The lead character now is on a journey to save the love of his life the Blue eyed girl, and he walks and he walks, through the icey mountains, into tropical jungle, and they are being hunted by raptor like birds and they he encounters these dangerous birds, and his love drives him on. GONG. He then arrives in this imaginary desert city, strangley it looks Egyptian, blantantly Egyptian. complete with Slaves, and pyramid building. He see's the social unrest and starts a revolution among the slaves, (kind of the Ten commandments) and Pharaoh says the slaves are free. In 300 fashion, the main character throws a spear with deadly accuracy (from what seems to be a mile away) and leads the troups into battle. Just as things seem to going ok, his love gets an arrow in the back....and she comes to life through some divine intervention? Cheezy, though this movie is entertaining enough, its attempt to goulash many great epic's into one fell short of the goal....sorrowfully short.

Colin was terrible in the movie. He plays Greek/Macedonian king Alexander the great, though he has his Irish accent in tact. He also has a really bad dye job.

cheezy, and there were many holes in the plot, and to me the director was trying to be too avante guard.

I can't stand Hilary, she can't act, sing, yet she does.

Soldiers walking around in the Desert for over and hour. Boring and uneventful.

Heresy, Gong, Jesus Christ travels from Israel to Gaul (modern day France) which was at the time a digusting country loaded with savages, and his nearest descendent is a French woman? Hm, far fetched, and a idiotic notion if there ever was one.
I love Tom Hanks, personally, I think the story is a big crock of BS, and it lost my attention after it took a cheezy twist.