the joel and sarah dvd collection! (in progress)


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1
Midnight Run (1988,  R)
Midnight Run
if the 80s happened for any reason whatsoever, this film was that reason. no wait, the 80s happened for plenty of reasons, but this film refined the action/adventure/comedy/road/buddy flick to everything that it could be. the script is near perfect, and de niro and charles grodin's chemitsry is something that can only be created in a lab. chock full of funnys, cool and heart. awesome!
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Batman (1989,  PG-13)
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Batman Begins (2005,  PG-13)
Batman Begins
finally, a batman film that gives us an accurate character study of batman, and why he's so fucking cool! and like all the best batman comics, is an awesome mood piec as well.
4
Batman Returns (1992,  PG-13)
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Batman & Robin (1997,  PG-13)
Batman & Robin
holy piece of absolute shite! don't get me started, no, really don't. bat-nipples and inflatable bane as ivy's henchman pretty much sums up this entire insult. i mean this one of the meanest guys in the dc universe. he figured out who batman was, destroyed his mind piece by piece, then when he was all done, stepped into the batcave and broke his back. just cos batman was there. he saw batman as some kind of challenge, just because he protected gotham city. and in this film, he is an inflatable gorilla who just grunts.
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Batman Forever (1995,  PG-13)
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Batman Beyond - Return of the Joker (2000,  PG)
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Superman (1978,  PG)
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Superman Returns (2006,  PG-13)
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Superman II (1981,  PG)
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Superman III (1983,  PG)
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The Complete Superman Cartoons (,  Unrated)
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Superman IV - The Quest for Peace (1987,  PG)
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Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006,  PG)
Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut
just the fact that this movie exists is fucking amazing! now i absolutely love the richard lester superman 2, but i'm the first to admit - it's bloody stupid. Here is a superman without giant cellophane s's, teleportation, and guess what? margot kidder is actually charming! for once, we can see why superman is in love with her. awesome!
15
Look Up in the Sky: The Amazing Story of Superman (2006,  Unrated)
16
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze (1991,  PG)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze
not quite as good as the first one, but still definately has its charm. especially vanilla ice doing his ninja rap, and the ridiculousness of the super shredder. would have benefited from casey jones and april being in it though.
17
21 Grams (2003,  R)
21 Grams
you have to admire a film that has the ability to rip you apart like this...
18
Unforgiven (1992,  R)
Unforgiven
for my money, the greatest western i've ever known to man.
19
Hulk (2003,  PG-13)
Hulk
a beautifully realised character piece disguised as a superhero film. soooooo goood!
20
Fight Club (1999,  R)
Fight Club
its not often that you finish watching a movie and think "wow, i didn't know that movies could do that", but this sure the hell is one of them.
21
Mulan (1998,  G)
Mulan
another one of those awesome disney films that should, and maybe in 20 years, be condsidered an absolute classic.
22
American Beauty (1999,  R)
American Beauty
a disturbingly well made film.
23
The Emperor's New Groove (2000,  G)
The Emperor's New Groove
a much underated disney film that was really funny and well made, as well as playing around with narrative conventions a bit. plus, patrick warburton is AWESOME! he is the archetype for big, dumb, easily lead but well intentioned henchmen.
24
The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (2002,  PG-13)
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The Breakfast Club (1985,  R)
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Disney's Aladdin (1992,  G)
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The Princess Bride (1987,  PG)
The Princess Bride
can family entertainment get any better than this? no, no it can't. a fairy tale filled with heart, humour, adventure, morality, and smarts to boot!
28
The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (2003,  PG-13)
The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King
ultimate climax to the longest bloody movie ever! i really think that lord of the rings pushed cinema to a new level in terms of scale, what can be done, and what we now all expect from ecip films.
29
Reservoir Dogs (1992,  R)
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Run Lola Run (Lola rennt) (1999,  R)
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Pulp Fiction (1994,  R)
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Jaws (1975,  PG)
33
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977,  PG)
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Scarface (1983,  R)
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Forrest Gump (1994,  PG-13)
36
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983,  PG)
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980,  PG)
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Monsters, Inc. (2001,  G)
39
The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (2001,  PG-13)
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It's Always Fair Weather (1955,  Unrated)
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991,  R)
42
Shaun of the Dead (2004,  R)
43
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Wo hu cang long) (2000,  PG-13)
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X2 (2003,  PG-13)
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The Godfather (1972,  R)
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Back to the Future (1985,  PG)
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Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark) (1981,  PG)
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Die Hard (1988,  R)
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The Lion King (1994,  G)
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Ghost Busters (Ghostbusters) (1984,  PG)
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989,  PG-13)
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Annie Hall (1977,  PG)
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Collateral (2004,  R)
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Contact (1997,  PG)
55
Beauty and the Beast (1991,  G)
56
Lilo & Stitch (2002,  PG)
57
Mars Attacks! (1996,  PG-13)
58
Jurassic Park (1993,  PG-13)
59
13 Going on 30 (Suddenly 30) (2004,  PG-13)
60
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984,  PG)
61
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (,  PG)
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8 1/2 (1963,  Unrated)
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Beetle Juice (Beetlejuice) (1988,  PG)
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Elf (2003,  PG)
65
Spy Kids (2001,  PG)
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Daredevil (2003,  PG-13)
67
The Terminator (1984,  R)
68
Atlantis - The Lost Empire (2001,  PG)
69
Back to the Future Part III (1990,  PG)
70
Brokeback Mountain (2005,  R)
71
The Matrix Reloaded (2003,  R)
72
Edward Scissorhands (1990,  PG-13)
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XXX (2002,  PG-13)
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Peter Pan (2003,  PG)
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Grease (1978,  PG)
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Hellboy (2004,  PG-13)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (1990,  PG)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
hehehe. i made a funny.
78
Finding Nemo (2003,  G)
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Clerks (1994,  R)
80
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004,  PG)
81
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005,  PG-13)
82
The Matrix (1999,  R)
83
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946,  Unrated)
84
Manhattan (1979,  R)
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Sleeper (1973,  PG)
86
Love and Death (1975,  PG)
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Bananas (1971,  PG-13)
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Interiors (1978,  PG)
89
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934,  Unrated)
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Rear Window (1954,  PG)
91
The Birds (1963,  PG-13)
92
To Catch a Thief (1955,  Unrated)
93
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956,  PG)
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Marnie (1964,  PG)
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Psycho (1960,  R)
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Rope (1948,  PG)
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Shadow of a Doubt (1943,  PG)
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The 39 Steps (1935,  PG)
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Saboteur (1942,  PG)
100
Stage Fright (1950,  Unrated)
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The Paradine Case (1948,  Unrated)
102
Blackmail (1929,  Unrated)
103
Secret Agent (1936,  Unrated)
104
Jamaica Inn (1939,  Unrated)
105
Vertigo (1958,  PG)
106
Adaptation (2002,  R)
Adaptation
man i could watch this film over and over and over and still be amazed at how it all fits together. really takes film format and self-conciousness to somewhere that i had never seen before, and have never seen since.
107
Punch-Drunk Love (2002,  R)
Punch-Drunk Love
a beautiful, romantic, quirky (in all the right ways) film. it looks and sounds amazing, the only superbit dvd i have!
108
Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over (2003,  PG)
Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over
nowhere near as good as the first two spy kids films.its quite obvious that rodriguez used this film to test out his technology, and to test his 4 year old kid as a screenwriter. if you listen closely, you can hear rodriguez off cammera saying "man this 3d thing is sooooo cool". but having said that, it's still a bit of fun.
109
The Punisher (2004,  R)
The Punisher
(sigh)... don't get me started. ok revenge flick, falls flat on its face and breaks its nose wide open as a punisher film. someday, somewhere, someone WILL make a cool punisher film.
110
Bulletproof Monk (2003,  PG-13)
Bulletproof Monk
should have been so much cooler.
111
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001,  R)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
i think i actually pissed my pants laughing the first time i watched this film. only a little dribble, but it was there! unfortunately it does hold up too well to multiple viewings, but deserves some credit for being the only 100 minute in-joke i've ever seen.
112
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996,  R)
The Long Kiss Goodnight
so many good one-liners! shane black is awesome! sam jackson is just so fucking coool!!
113
Spirited Away (Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi) (2001,  PG)
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Chasing Amy (1997,  R)
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Unbreakable (2000,  PG-13)
116
25th Hour (2002,  R)
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Traffic (2000,  R)
118
Being John Malkovich (1999,  R)
119
Army of Darkness (1993,  R)
120
Heat (1995,  R)
121
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968,  G)
122
Equilibrium (2002,  R)
123
Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys) (1995,  R)
124
Cube (1998,  R)
125
The Animatrix (2003,  Unrated)
126
Casablanca (1943,  PG)
127
Man on the Moon (1999,  R)
128
Weird Science (1985,  PG-13)
129
King Kong (1933,  Unrated)
130
Kôkaku kidôtai (Ghost in the Shell) (Shell Mobile Force) (1996,  R)
131
The Boondock Saints (1999,  R)
132
Desperado (1995,  R)
133
Insomnia (2002,  R)
134
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001,  R)
135
Natural Born Killers (1994,  NC-17)
136
Training Day (2001,  R)
137
The Cell (2000,  R)
138
Enter the Dragon (1973,  R)
139
Clerks II (2006,  R)
140
An Evening with Kevin Smith (2001,  Unrated)
141
Roadside Attractions (2002,  Unrated)
142
Jersey Girl (2004,  PG-13)
143
Mallrats (1995,  R)
144
The Flying Car (2002,  Unrated)
145
The Matrix Revolutions (2003,  R)
146
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993,  PG)
147
RoboCop (1987,  R)
RoboCop
for the type of film it is, and for the time it was made in, i think this film was near perfect. it pushed the field of special effects, making way for countless science fiction films to come, the violence in it is shocking every single time i watch it (isn't it wierd how kids love things that they have no idea about? i remeber loving robocop when i was about 7. or loving the idea of it, i never saw it til i was 16.) and that last line is one of the best payoffs i can recall!
148
Gattaca (1997,  PG-13)
Gattaca
i absolutely loved this film the first few times i saw it, but it kinda fell a bit flat when i watched it recently. the concept is what science fiction dreams are made of, but the execution just seemed... to obvious. damn, i hate it when that happens. which is why i can never watch beavis and butthead again- i loved it sooooo much at the time, and i can just tell that its going to suck if i watch it again, and the 15 year old me would be very pissed.
149
Dick Tracy (1990,  PG)
Dick Tracy
i will defend this film to the death. or maybe until i'm just hurting bad. It is visually amognst the most compelling films i've seen, the rouges gallery here is fantasic, to see that amount of awesome actors together and under makeup is great, i have absolutely no problems with the story or its pacing, and i think the direction and performances are exactly what is required for a title such as dick tracy.
150
Broken Arrow (1996,  R)
Broken Arrow
man john travolta is such an awesome bad guy! why couldn't he do something like this in the punisher (aside from having a pretty average script)? good fun, good fun indeed.
151
Osmosis Jones (2001,  PG)
Osmosis Jones
awesome concept, one that i'm still quite in love with. it handles the mix of animation and live action well, and bill murray is fantastic, but it is just missing that special something.
152
The Rugrats Movie (1998,  G)
The Rugrats Movie
a beautiful transition from tv show to film - works well with the time frame and story, devolops and spends plenty of time with all its characters, and introduces a new one. its a pretty tough ask i reckon, and so many fail, but this one does it beautifully.
153
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993,  PG-13)
Hot Shots! Part Deux
i don't think i have ever luaghed as hard as when i was watching this film for the first time. it was my friend mardo's birthday slumber party, i was in grade 6. everyone was getting pissed off with me cos i was laughing for too long, and they missed half the lines.
154
Before Sunrise (1995,  R)
155
Requiem for a Dream (2000,  R)
156
Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain) (2001,  R)
157
GoodFellas (1990,  R)
158
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996,  R)
159
Evil Dead 2 (1987,  R)
160
The Usual Suspects (1995,  R)
161
The Kid (2000,  PG)
162
Snatch (2001,  R)
163
Taxi Driver (1976,  R)
164
The Evil Dead (1981,  NC-17)
165
The Matrix Revisited (2001,  R)
166
Akira (1988,  R)
Akira
my first introduction to anime!
167
True Romance (1993,  R)
168
City of Angels (1998,  PG-13)
169
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1999,  R)
170
Road to Perdition (2002,  R)
171
Hero (2004,  PG-13)
Hero
i don't think i have ever seen a more visually beautiful fim.
172
Top Dog (1994,  PG-13)
Top Dog
the result of chuck norris and his brother watching turner and hootch and k9. losses a star for not having chuck sing the theme song.
173
Bad Santa (2003,  R)
Bad Santa
never has swearing been so funny as when it comes from the lips of billy bob thornton.
174
The Polar Express (2004,  G)
The Polar Express
once you get used to how damn weird everyone looks, it's pretty enjoyable, getting to the heart of what makes christmas movies great. but thats what i come to expect of zemeckies though.
175
The One (2001,  PG-13)
The One
very cool concept, relatively well pulled off, some pretty sweet fight scenes for the time, but... jason statham's accent?!
176
Mystery Men (1999,  PG-13)
Mystery Men
great concept, relatively well done, many a great line, but was flat out superseed in almost every conceivable way when the incredibles came out.
177
First Blood (Rambo: First Blood) (1982,  R)
First Blood (Rambo: First Blood)
man, SUCH an awesome film.
178
Memento (2000,  R)
179
Say Anything... (1989,  PG-13)
Say Anything...
john cusack thoroughly charms my pants clean off every time i watch this film!
180
Clerks (,  Unrated)
181
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003,  R)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
great energy and action sequences, and johnny depp's permance is friggin hilarious, but the story is really all over the place. i love rodriguez, but he really should have taken on a screenwriter for this one. or even told the third chapter of the mariachi trilogy rather than the fourth, since it was the third movie.
182
El Mariachi (1993,  R)
El Mariachi
grouse genre film, even better is robert rodriguez's commentary and 10 minute film school, the most inspiring thing i've ever heard to get out there and make a movie.
183
Better Off Dead (1985,  PG)
Better Off Dead
the height of 80s ridiculousness! gold, gold and more gold! many a bad joke and quotable lines, must see!
184
MirrorMask (2005,  PG)
MirrorMask
ambitious and fantastic, only it doesn't quite come off quite as well as it possibly could have. all that is really missing is that oh so important 'magic'.
185
A Very Long Engagement (Un long dimanche de fiançailles) (2004,  R)
A Very Long Engagement (Un long dimanche de fiançailles)
a more beatuiful detective film you are not likely to see.
186
Bubba Ho-Tep (2003,  R)
Bubba Ho-Tep
a brilliantly subtle and funny film, with the kind of ridiculous premise i wish more filmmakers would make, and wider audiences accept. and bruce campbell, well, hail to the king indeed!
187
Arlington Road (1999,  R)
Arlington Road
this film absolutely blew my mind the first time i saw it. i had no idea movies could do that! it certainly is a movie that shaped me a a film watcher, but i showed it to sarah a few months ago, and, well, i guess i've come a fair way since then. subtle it wasn't.
188
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948,  Unrated)
189
His Girl Friday (1940,  Unrated)
190
Holiday (1938,  Unrated)
191
Charade (1963,  G)
192
The Awful Truth (1937,  Unrated)
193
An Affair to Remember (1957,  Unrated)
194
Sleepy Hollow (1999,  R)
195
Jersey Girl (1993,  PG-13)

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