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ElCochran90's Rating |
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THE GORIEST COMMERCIAL FILM EVER MADE, and one of the funniest. IT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH! Jackson's original style is present all the way through and is uniqueness and hilariousness make this over-the-top ultra-splatter-fest worth watching over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!!
97/100
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THE SCARIEST FILM EVER MADE, and one of the goriest. Raimi is able to show through his best film that someone has talent when he's able to prove it, even with a low budget. One of the best horror flicks ever made as well.
97/100
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Disturbing, horrifying, graphic, explicit, merciless, explosive, stylish, hilarious, great. Takashi Miike blows you away with his best and most entertaining film!
98/100
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Tarantino goes stylish and explosive, always faithful to his favorite Japanese cult movies! It will blow you away!
98/100
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Worst movie I've seen until this day. This a completely unecessary and perverted "film", an insult to my religion and moral values and the film that has hurted my soul and heart and affected my life the most, and I didn't deserve that. REALLY.
19/100
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A gory mess, everything is lost now. A mayhem, just as it should have been, although a little bit worse. It didn't convince me at all that the world was coming to an end.
76/100
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Highly gory, mindless and twisted fun for the wicked! Hilarious and intense, but special in its own sense.
84/100
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Perhaps the worst of the series, and even so that's not a bad thing. ROmero hasn't lost his talent to bring state-of-the-art zombie top gore to the screen, neither an apocalyptic and desperate atmosphere. That's why he's the classic god of zombie films.
75/100
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THE BEST ACTION FILM EVER MADE! PERIOD! EXTREMELLY EXCITING, MIND-BLOWING AND WITH AN INCREDIBLE AND ORIGINAL STYLE FROM PART OF MR. WOO. HELL YEAH!
98/100
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It will make you cry your eyes off, and move you in a way you can't imagine. Superior to Saving Private Ryan in any aspect. A spectacular South Korean modern masterpiece of the Korean war worth being checked out by every eye on the planet; simply amazing and moving.
98/100
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Faces of death is lame and nasty, real and fake, controversial and dated, deep and shallow. Faces of Death is a mixed bag of qualities and defects, and ends up being a tremendoulsy bad and varied documentary that treats death in several ways.
50% of the footage is real, whereas the other 50% has been proven staged and fake.
This film goes from Mexico (Las Momias de Guanajuato) to Africa, from the Amazon to Southeast Asia, from hospitals, prisons and morgues to slaughterhouses.
John Alan Schwartz (aka Conan Le Cilaire as a director, aka Alan Black as a writer [WTF?!?!?!?!?!]) directs a half fake, controversial and undeniably graphic and disturbing shockumentary that easily enters into the mondo genre.
Honestly, this documentary isn't worth your time unless you think that this documentary has a deeper meaning that it seems or if you only want something shocking or different. This is not among the worst films/documentaries I've ever seen, but it certainly is not good.
58/100
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Gallons of gore and guts pleased my eyes in this somewhat mediocre but stylish FDTD sequel faithful to Tarantino's and Rodruiguez's style. Yee-hah! Yeah... it's was my favorite of the trilogy once; very underrated.
76/100
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The original is so cool, scary and gory! Great vampire splatter! Tarantino's presence adds to much power and coolness to the film. Two thumbs up.
85/100
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Extremelly violent and merciless, and yet a masterful project created by Riddley Scott. Finally an accurate war film!
87/100
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Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :). Blood :) Hell they do fight!!
76/100
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And Spielberg again! Extremelly patriotic and American, but still unforgettable, powerful, universal, and great.
96/100
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Alexandre Aja, thanks to his finest film up to date, shows that decent shocking and thrilling splatters can still be made. The twist, although typical, is cool and not totally expected. The gore goes to the extreme, but the characters (as typical in horror shockers of Aja) are well developed.
So cool and disturbing! But so cool!
79/100
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Again the acting sucks, but this one counts with a pretty good and (somewhat) original story. That's why this is Fulci's best film ever, and one of the most violent and gory horror films I know. Old school zombies and non-CGI gore. That's the best stuff there is :-) Two thumbs up. Thanks for this film Fulci ^_^
77/100
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Finally an awesome horror film, and a good remake! Very intense and gory, but at least it has character development and shocking moments. Woo!
77/100
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Good remake, as explosive and gory as it should have been. Great zombie flick.
86/100
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Azumi
(2006, Unrated)
A jewel in Japanese cinema that you either love or hate. Beautifully shot and well-directed, this bloody film will blow you away! From the director of Versus :)
84/100
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Del Toro's most badass and stylish film. Better than the first part. You'll leave your couch breathless and blown away!
86/100
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Mindblowing vampire kick-ass action.
85/100
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Cannibal Holocaust, although it is bad in certain aspects, such as acting and writing, is better than I thought it would be. It really treats a very delicate topic, which would be the darkest side of humans in all aspects, from morality to perversion.
The film is undeniably shocking, counts with real human and animal executions (The "Last Road to Hell" sequence is totally shocking if you get to see it totally, and I mean TOTALLY uncut), and few extreme sequences of violence and torture (some of them unusual).
I didn't like it for that, but for its technical achievement concerning its shock value mixed masterfully with a strong social commentary. Worth watching horror experience, and a must-see for fans.
76/100
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RODRIGUEZ AT HIS MOST COOL, VIOLENT AND BADASS. The greatest pure-action film ever made with an almost unreachable good style. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fu#!n' good! Greatest comic adaptation ever put to film as well.
96/100
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Running f#ck!n Scared is a f#ck!n totally kick-ass action packed f#ck!n film, full of f#ck!n suspense and a f#ck!n stylish and f#ck!n dark direction. The f#ck!n acting of Paul Walker is f#ck!n sweet and didn't f#ck!n dissappointed me like I was f#ck!n expecting.
A very f#ck!n nice tribute to Brain de Palma, Sam Peckinpah and Walter Hill. Running f#ck!n Scared will blow your f#ck!n mind away with f#ck!n stylish and f#ck!n smart shocking violence, f#ck!n thrilling moments and f#ck!n educational language. I f#ck!n love this film!
F#ck!n 86/100
P.D. Did you know that the word "f#ck" and its derivates is used 328 times? F#ck!!
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WOooo! Most violent western I've seen, but one of the most memorable and respectable as well. Sam Peckinpah's best.
99/100
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Definitely a bomb in the French cinema back in the 90's. Violent and badass.
75/100
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OK, I CONSIDER IT IS TIME TO WRITE A COMMENT ABOUT THIS ONE ALREADY:
PIER PAOLO PASOLINI HAD ALWAYS BEEN CONSIDERED CONTROVERSIAL DUE TO HIS CRUDE AND REALISTIC LOOK AT THE MOST DEPRESSING AND DARK SIDE OF HUMANITY, PORTRAYING IT ON TO FILM IN AN EXTREMELLY ARTISTIC AND ORIGINAL STYLE. MAMMA ROMA, FOR EXAMPLE, WAS FOR MANY YEARS BANNED IN ITALY BECAUSE IT REGARDED UNPLEASANT SOCIAL TOPICS, AND NOW IT HAS BECOME A DEFINITE MASTERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL CLASSIC WITH SOME GREAT TOUCHES OF THE LEGENDARY ITALIAN NEO-REALISM.
"SALO, O LE 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA" IS, IN ITS OWN REGARD, A F#$K!N MASTERPIECE. PASOLINI TRIES TO REPULSE YOU AND SHOCK YOU IN A DISGUSTING WAY THROUGH AN EXAGGERATEDLY DISTURBING PORTRAYAL OF OUR MOST REPULSIVE CHARACTERISTICS OF MOOD AND BEHAVIOR AS HUMAN BEINGS, AND A VERY DIRECT SOCIAL COMMENTARY OF HOW MUCH THE NAZI-FASCIST REGIME IN NORTHERN ITALY DURING WORLD WAR II F#$KED WITH HUMANITY SO HARD.
AS MOST OF THE ONES WHO HAVE SEEN THIS BEAUTY KNOW, THE FILM IS BASED UPON THE MARQUIS DE SADE'S PERVERTIONS AND HORRENDOUS ACTS. EVEN SO, THE CINEMATOGRAPHY AND THE DIRECTION ARE SO DAMN PERFECT AND SWEET, THAT, WITH AN OPENED MIND, YOU'LL BE FORCED TO KEEP WATCHING EVERY SINGLE FRAME AND DETAIL WITHOUT LOOKING AWAY FROM THE SCREEN UNTIL THE END, WHICH WAS MY CASE.
ALSO, THE FACT THAT THIS FILM HAD BEEN BANNED FOR MANY YEARS IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES WORLDWIDE, SPECIALLY IN ITALY (AS WELL AS THE PASOLINI'S PROSECUTION AND MISTERIOUS MURDER UNDER UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES), IS NO MORE BUT A SIGN OF POLITICAL FEAR OF SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE ABOUT THE TRUTH AND PERVERSION OF THEIR OWN GOVERNMENTAL ROOTS, WHICH IS, FOR ME, EVEN MORE TERRIBLE. BANNING THE SOCIETY OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FOR THE COMPREHENSION OF OUR ORIGINS AND THE TRUTHS BEHIND ACTUAL HISTORICAL FACTS IS DESCRIBED BY ME AS "COWARDICE" AND "TOTALITARIAN CONTROL".
"SALO, O LE 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA" IS A MASTERPIECE NEAR PERFECTION AND NEAR YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. ALL OF THE CIRCLES THROUGHOUT THE FILM (THE CIRCLE OF MANIAS, THE CIRCLE OF SHIT AND THE CIRCLE OF BLOOD), ALTHOUGH HORRIFIC, ARE AT THE SAME TIME BEAUTIFUL AND HAUNTING, SHOCKING AND MOVING, AND THE FILM ITSELF IS A TORTURE FOR THE SENSES, BUT A WONDERFUL GEM FULL OF BEAUTY, IF YOU'RE ABLE TO FIND IT AND APPRECIATE IT.
A FILM THAT SHOULD NOT BE BLINDLY JUGED SINCE THE FIRST VIEWING, NEITHER PREJUDGED BEFORE EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT IS ABOUT, THAT'S WHAT SALO IS AND WILL BE ABOUT FOR TOO MANY FUTURE AGES TO COUNT.
ENJOY, AND NEVER TALK WHEN HAVING SH!T IN YOUR MOUTH; THOSE ARE BAD MANNERS.
100/100
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Romer's finest classic, and the best zombie movie ever made!! Violent and gory, a true mayhem, and yet so symbolic and important to see!
98/100
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The film is mad and has a very well excuse for the plot as a horror film. If you combine some elements of Hostel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Haute Tension with a political touch (perhaps also some The Devil's Rejects), you get this crazy piece of gory, entertaining junk. AND YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT SAW SCENE!!!!!!!!!! I SMILED COMPLETELY! :D
73/100
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This film is so damn aggressive and hilarious!!! Tons of gore can be found throughout the film, as well as some crude and sexual humor. It is craps like these that make my day happy and let me rest from watching so many classic and foreign cinema. This rocks!
72/100
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Versus
(2001, Unrated)
THIS FILM IS THE DEFINITION OF AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was totally blown away by its action, violence, UNIQUE fight scenes and the always present "cool factor". Ryuhei Kitamura (Azumi [2003]) brings his trully first remarkably fun film that defined his great style of filmmaking. This made my week so happy :D :D :D :D
77/100
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In the same tradition of Cannibal Holoaust (1981), Cannibal Ferox is as brutal and gory as films of this type and genre were back in the 80's (and still nowadays). Both films are practically the exact same thing (considering that Cannibal Holocaust came out first), but this one has worst acting, free real animal killings (trying to gain more shock value) and a predictable plot. Some violent and gory scenes and repeated throughout. This was a good effort, but fails since it was just worse. Period. It was just more of the same without the same amount of substance that previous films had.
67/100
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Fulci goes cool, violent, gory, scary and wild again. He really knows how to make SCARY HORROR films and this is just another fine example. It is not his best film (The Beyond [1981] and Zombi 2 (1979) are better zombie/horror films) but this will surely entertain and please hardcore Fulci and horror fans. A must for those people (like me :D). Loved the drill scene.
75/100
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Enter the Dragon (1973) and Lock Up (1989) meet braindead (1992)! What do you get?! One of the goriest, hilarious, violent, unrealistic and outrageous films ever made! Lik Wong brings pure gory entertainment that any martial arts fan and horror fan should see. I loved this one.
76/100
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This film is so violent, so funny, so unrealistic, so gory, so typical for horror plots, so fuck!n stupid and makes no sense at all, that IT ROCKS!!!!!! This is the most fair and appropriate homage to the Grindhouse films, also because of the intentional film damaging. It seems that Rodriguez can do anything he wants with films and still make me love him. I totally love the melting of Tarantino's rotten private parts! I fell in love with Cherry Darling!!! The film is such a mess that I ended up loving it. F#CK YEAH! This is the first time Rodriguez makes a better film than Tarantino, fact that for me is quite shocking, but surprising. And the soundtrack rules!! Viva Planet Terror!!!
85/100
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