The Worst Movies Ever Made

The absolute worst movie I have EVER seen. EVER. For something as simple minded and utterly RETARDED as this, it does not make sense or come together as a logical comprehensive story. The script doesn't know where it's going, the acting is pitiful, the camera work, special effects, and music are all so bad. This is the movie that is shown to the damned.

Painfully godawful piece of shit with award winning dialogue like "This book looks pretty old maybe it can help us."

An incredibly awful movie where absolutely nothing works. Another half-assed movie by Uwe Boll.

It's not an improvement! It sucks as much as the first one.

I laughed out loud at the wise men breathing fire. This movie sucks. The acting is abysmal at best, the special effects are preposterous cheese, the "hip" soundtrack was put together by retards. The score for a story like this should be ominous and creepy. I hope Cloud 10 goes bankrupt soon. An insult to film and movie fans everywhere.

A neat premise that was watered down for the dumb. I honestly can't get over the horrid acting by Kirk Cameron and the entire cast. The special effects are terrible and the Christian artist soudtrack is beyond stupid. Did they try to make a bad film? Awful film. One of the worst movies ever made.

Taste that. That's right it's 100% Pure crap. Tara Ried as a Museum curator is just laughable.

Truly awful in everyway. Nothing redeemable here.

Mind numbingly stupid piece of dreck lacking what made the first two Alien movies so good. All the homages the movie makes you realize how good these movies used to be. The characters in this movie are sub-retarded, the dialogue is laughably dumb, the story is stupid, and the action is unwatchable as the scenes are too dark. Come to think of it, I can't think of any redeeming qualities to this awful piece of crap. This movie so bad, that not only does it make the first AVP look like a masterpiece sent from God, it's on the top 5 worst movies I have ever seen. Gore didn't make the Alien, Aliens or Predator great movies; strong stories, excellent characters, true scares, and eerie atmospheres. This depended on gore to it's strength. A true piece of dung.

A lazy, half-assed movie that doesn't even try to please its audience.

What a load of crap. Sick, nauseating crap that does nothing but offer cheap gross-out thrills.

Creativeness? None of that is present here. It's basically a vengeful man in a maze going from trap 1 to trap 2, etc.

If watching people writhe, suffer and beg for mercy is you're thing, then you'll love this.

A disgusting abomination of film

It's like nobody even tried on this one. James Remar was laughable as Raiden.

So God awfully bad. I love how the female gorilla goes into labor after 2 DAYS of being pregnant!!!

The worst of the Alien franchise.

A half-assed waste. The worst of The Highlander saga. Yes, even worse than Highlander II.

What a way to ruin the mysticism and fantasy that the first brought. Another planet? Come On!

I just died a little inside. Tries way to hard to outdo the original and fails miserably. Overly preachy, over directed action sequences, plot holes galore, and the film feels like it goes on forever. The perfect example of a shitty sequel.

After a second viewing I hated this move even more. An extremely lame attempt to satisfy action fans with poorly done action sequences and puns so bad and unfunny even Arnold Schwarzenegger would cringe. Paul Giamatti is one of the lamest villians in cinema history. The metal music is headache inducing and the carrot thing is just stupid. A movie neither stylish or witty at bending reality. Trash that will soon be forgotten

One of the worst movies of 2007. It will soon be forgotten.

A terrible idea. They should stuck to the plot of the TV show. Plus it's not funny.

One of the worst comic book movies ever made and certainly one of the cheesiest. The comic book is dark and brooding, the movie can?t hold a straight face for 10 seconds. A superhero from hell should be badass not a dork. The acting is lame at best, the dialog is hammy and sounds like it came from a Saturday morning cartoon and the action sequences last less than a minute.

It bad, so very, very bad. The screenwriter deserves to be punished for this abysmal piece of shit. One of the worst movies EVER made.

The movie is has style, but nothing else. The acting is terrible, the action is stupid (Though Mark Dacascos is okay) and I've never seen a character so miscast as Robert Patrick in this movie. Because when you think Koga Shuko, you think Robert Patrick! I've never played the game, but I heard it has nothing to with the game franchise. Just as bad as any Uwe Boll film. One the plus side, Alyssa Milano is extremely sexy in this film.

If you wonder why Alan Moore won't put his name on any more of his movies this is why.

Aside from the opening number, this movie poorly paced and contains horrible music.

A cheap piece of crap.

This blows. The humor is hardly ever funny, the action scenes are poorly constructed and the overall story is just plain dumb. I've seen some episodes of the show and those that I've seen were pretty good.

Cinematic garbage. Keanu Reeves was right to turn this junk down.

One of the worst movies ever made. Everyone involved in this should feel ashamed.

Just when you thought these sequels couldn't get any worse. I don't know why I continue to watch these films.

Incredibly stupid movie that destroyed the Halloween franchise and gave Michael Myers an awful backstory.

The worst of all the Scary Movies. The opening scene is the best part, the rest is just terrible sex jokes. People who like this, really have bad taste in movies.

What a turd. This is a movie that should have never been made. The dialogue is cheesy, the effects are cartoony, the female terminator was played for laughs instead of being threatening and the movie negates all the hard work the characters went through in 1 & 2.

Horrible in-name-only sequel.

A failure of film. Lacks everything that makes science fiction movies great.

One of the worst films ever. A sequel to a movie that wasn't good in the first place.

This movie was so stupid. It should have gone straight to DVD or rather...not come out at all.

The series has now turned into a self parody.

The cinematic equivalent of watching paint dry. Pretentious mumbo jumbo.

Disgustingly unfunny dribble. Relies on gross out gags instead of wit.

Laughable, stupid and contrived. I was hoping that the twist ending would somehow make this movie at least worth the while, but no. It ended up making the movie even worse.