THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN

THE WORST SPIKE LEE FILM EVER MADE!!!

For one,I was never a huge fan of the TV Show. But watching the film version of this psychedelic Adult Swim cartoon is like having a conservation with either a drunken friend or some heroin junkie for the back alleyway for about a few minutes. This is if you can understand this piece of shit which the running time is under 90 minutes(actually 72 minutes) and confusing from beginning to end and if you get the TV show from where this came from,you can get the movie version which is incredibly stupid. You got to have the mind of a 13 year old to understand this film and you must be high on drugs to comprehend it. It doesn't make sense. The plot(what plot in this shit of a movie has?) consists of talking fast food products Master Shake,Flylock and Meatwad(WTF???)dealing with some kind of villain out to destroy the world. And to make matters even worse for anybody who would sit in a theatre to see this is really stoned out of their mind thinking that this movie is destined to become a cult classic. Gimme a fucking break. Fritz The Cat was way better than this.

This should have went straight to video since it had been better if flew right off the shelves at your local Blockbuster. But to go to the movies and pay over $8.00 to see this mess is not worth the time nor the effort. This was a B-movie with an A-list cast starring Bruce Willis and Halle Berry. Even the product placements that appeared in this movie like Victoria's Secret,Reebok,and Heineken Beer get the star power treatment. Let's face it,Halle Berry has been down a spiral since her Oscar winning turn in 2001's Monster's Ball and from there its crap and this is probably the worst Berry flick since the disasterous Catwoman(remember that movie with Sharon Stone?). Bruce Willis can't even save this movie,let alone act in it. The plot becomes convoluted and confusing,rendering of a sexual shockfest that is becoming one of the worst films of 2007 and it shows. Could have done a whole lot better on video than here at the cimema.

I know somewhere down the line that Hugh Beaumont is rolling in his grave.

One of the worst movies of the summer and please by all means do not go see this silly unadultered movie. This movie is awful,I mean god awful with a capital "A". I cannot believe that this live-action pathetical film is based on a line of fashion dolls that has also inspired an really stupidical animated television program of the same title not to mention a line of animated movies based on the character that dress and act like sluts on the streets. And they think this would appeal to teenage girls? Even so "Bratz" falls prey to every teenage dreamscene film that crowds the racks of any local video store. Regurgitating the prototypical individuality versus cliques that was really borrowed(or stolen) from every teen oriented film imaginable. Yes,they copycatted every line of "Clueless", "Mean Girls","Valley Girl",and not to mention rip-offed "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" and at least every Disney oriented flick that is teen-oriented. The film gets boring quickly as it attempts to convey a supreme sense of "Just Be Yourself" attitude but instead achieving this or what some like to call this heartwarming mantra,the film turns itself into nothing but a MTV style made for music video for the theatres that features cute clothes that are slutty cuter boys who look oh-so-gay approach,cool ringtones and a defined sense of self-identity through materialism is not an ideology we should be dressing up and selling to teenage girls(however this will not worked with older teen girls but will however is stupid and dumb who think that is the method to go by unless if you under 12 years of age to which this movie appeals to. But lets face it which is worse-the fashionista film or the slutty,belly-baring dolls. Not more than another negative approach to target young girls and make them something that they're not. As for the movie itself avoid at all costs.

Bellieve me the original cartoon was way better. But the live-action version of this is probably another reason why Hollywood has ran out of ideas and making this new version of an old classic is one of the worst of the summer and it shows. First off,the original cartoon from the 1960's was charming and very witty because of the cute and limted animation and Wally Cox's nerdy-but-intrepid readings of now famous lines like "There's no room to fear! Underdog is here." Disney's film version of the classic television show uses a live-action dog with the gravely voice of Jason Lee and trades in the cuteness for lousy pathetical talking dog effects and every bad canine joke known to man. What is even worse is the acting itself. Even Peter Dinklage,in the thankless role of mad scientist Simon Bar Sinister can't keep his dignity while the rest of the film is incredibly offkey and otherwise dumb.
In perspective,"Underdog" is right up there with other television shows that have been transported to the big screen that are the garbage of the cimema(see
Leave It To Beaver, Bullwinkle, Bewitched, Scooby Doo,and The Honeymooners). If you have kids that are under 10 years of age may find this cute,but in the long run avoid like the plague. Underdog should have worked as an animated cartoon but in all fairness this is a sad,sad,era for children's cimema.

In nomination for one of the worst comedies of the year. A total bomb of a comedy that is outlandish not even funny but incredibly stupid. I am now certain of some things here. One,Jessica Alba is a terrible actress...who is only know for her good looks than her acting abilities...and her looks are the only thing that holds this movie on it axis. Don Fogler is one of the worst actors I have ever seen and probably the worst film I have seen since.

The presence of the final installment to the series based on a video game is okay,but the ever-presence of those canaries in the area of the B-movie coal mines of action thrillers Milla Jovovich returns for the third installment and this is not the last we will see of this neither. There will be a fourth sequel. Getting Ali
Larter, Chris Evans, Mike Epps(of all people)not to even mentioning a former R&B pop princess(who remembers Ashanti?) into another chapter of zombies,dead-people with virus and a bionic superchick who again returns to save the world for destruction.

Director David L. Cunningham hacks and destroys in order the first of a series of books in the popular young series by Susan Cooper. The only provocating question that I have is why that took a great children's book and just ramsacked it to oblivion? No amount of CGI icing on this cake could save this disaster beside of a few stunning visuals that basically are the saving grace which falls completely flat. And what is even worst is that producers threw in bits and pieces of better fantasy films against the wall to see what would stick. And getting the main actor to play the heroic youth was the producers schemeing way to make a quick buck out of unknown actor into the next Daniel Radcliffe or for that manner the next Macauley Culkin. One of the worst children's films of the year and it shows.

This was one of the dumbest movies of the year and for good reasons. Following the trails blazed by such feminist pioneers as Susan B. Anthony,Clara Barton,Gloria Steinham,Anna Faris stars as a Playboy bunny who after being kicked out of Hef's mansion becomes a house mother to a sorority of misfits on the verge of losing their charter. Sounds like a concept of other movies like "Clueless","Heathers",
not to mention taking a cue from the late 1970's TV series "The Facts of Life",and just about every cliche of teen/college movies ever made. And does it suck. And having the main character go after the leading everyman(college jock-played by Colin Hanks(the son of actor Tom Hanks),and what follows next you'll figureed it out.