The Worst of the Worst
The title says it all: the most moronic, annoying, idiotic "movies" made by people without an ounce of skill, taste or wit. These aren't "good-bad," these movies are just plain evil in their vapidity, a sucking maw of stupidity made for the subliterate shovel-faced goons that seem to pass for "movie-lovers."
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Forrest Gump (1994, PG-13)
People adore this piece of sentimental clap-trap because it celebrates stupidity and blind luck. It also has a grindingly obvious soundtrack and plays fast and loose with touchy historical events. Complete and unadulterated BS. |
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Smokey and the Bandit, Pt. 3 (, PG)
Mind-bogglingly bad. You watch it and wonder what kind of brain disorder the filmmakers had. Who ever considered Jackie Gleason funny? Glad those people are dead now. |
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The Sweetest Thing (2002, R)
Cameron Diaz and her stupid duck-face. Eww. |
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Date Movie (2006, PG-13)
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Jaws 3 (1983, PG)
Abysmal. SFX ludicrously bad. |
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The Wicker Man (2006, PG-13)
Simply one of the most retarded remakes ever. |
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Frankenhooker (1990, R)
This was *awful*. Not good-bad, just bad-bad: moronic, sleazy, misogynistic, charmless. |
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Basket Case (1982, R)
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Diabolique (1996, R)
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Super Troopers (2001, R)
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999, PG)
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Bruce Almighty (2003, PG-13)
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Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003, PG)
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Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003, PG-13)
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Dream a Little Dream (1989, PG-13)
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Shrek 2 (2004, PG)
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, PG-13)
One of the most embarrassingly bad major movies I've ever had the displeasure of seeing (my mom wanted to see it). It's only redeeming quality is that a Joe Strummer song is well-used in it. |
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