These movies must be jokes!


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Movies that should of never been made

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Valentine (2001,  R)
Valentine
horrible
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Showgirls (1995,  NC-17)
Showgirls
the story sucked and so did the acting
3
Anaconda (1997,  PG-13)
Anaconda
I am sorry. But this was just....I am being nice by giving it more then 1 star. But some parts made me laugh at how dumb it was
4
Hulk (2003,  PG-13)
Hulk
I couldn't bear but watch anymore. Totally revised story line to make it seem like the Hulk was a weak man on the inside. The CG was so horrible. Hulk is not neon green. It barely followed anything in the comic book. Also Jennifer Connelly was the only good acting in the whole film.
5
Eragon (2006,  PG)
Eragon
Horrible. I can't believe they are making a trilogy
6
Batman & Robin (1997,  PG-13)
Batman & Robin
Sad excuse for a Batman movie unless you like raves
7
Jeepers Creepers (2001,  R)
Jeepers Creepers
Sorry excuse for a horror film
8
Superman Returns (2006,  PG-13)
Superman Returns
Sorry excuse for a new superman movie. The story line and the cast, just not good at all.
9
Jurassic Park III (2001,  PG-13)
Jurassic Park III
If you like rapters that sounds like screaming cats when they talk....you will like this
10
Red Planet (2000,  PG-13)
Red Planet
This movie was just. I dunno. I couldn't figure out what they were trying to do
11
Exit to Eden (1994,  R)
Exit to Eden
Very cheesy. It doesn't make much sense. Some scenes were ok, but overall, not that good.
12
Godzilla (1998,  PG-13)
Godzilla
Why did they make this. Godzilla is not suppose to be like this. I hate when Hollywood remakes movies like this.
13
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000,  R)
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
this movie had little funny slapstick parts now and then. But most of all the story was dumb and the cast didn't know how to act.
14
Street Fighter (1994,  PG-13)
Street Fighter
This movie was so funny for the fact of how bad it was. They need to stick to the cartoon and the game. No more live action.
15
The Hills Have Eyes (2006,  R)
The Hills Have Eyes
Stupid sick scenes and some dumb story line that was too fast and made no sense. I gave it two stars for the fact that the effects and make-up was cool
16
War (Rogue Assassin) (2007,  R)
War (Rogue Assassin)
You see the posters and you think it will be non stop action. Barely any action. Jet Li barley even fought. The story line was horrible and had a twist ending that was just stupid. Jason Statham tried to speak Japanese and it was horrible. What a disappointment this movie was. You would expect a lot more from two of the biggest action stars
17
Smokey and the Bandit, Pt. 3 (1983,  PG)
Smokey and the Bandit, Pt. 3
Jackie Gleason was funny. Burt Reynolds made a VERY small appearance. EVERYTHING was changed in this movie including the Trans Am. Cleatus becomes the bandit which was really weird. Very stupid story line. They only thing is movie was good for was the chase scenes. They really brought those back. Oh and they added some nudity to try to take away from the horrible plot.
18
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006,  PG-13)
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Ok I will admit that some parts were funny. But that doesn't make a movie. You have to have a good story and editing and the whole package. It was missing a lot.
19
Robocop 3 (1993,  PG-13)
Robocop 3
I really don't think this movie should of went this part. Plus all the upgrades he got. I just think they should of stopped after the first one.
20
The Wiz (1978,  G)
The Wiz
This movie seriously almost put me to sleep. I gave this movie 1 1/2 stars because Michael Jackson was amusing. But the story was jumpy and they only relied on music "that sucked" to make the film good.
21
Maximum Overdrive (1986,  R)
Maximum Overdrive
Ok I only gave this movie another star for one reason. The soundtrack was all AC/DC. But at some parts they would play music and it wouldn't fit. The story was just stupid. It says that machines turn on people, but the majority of the movie was just semi trucks. The acting was really off key. Some parts just plain didn't make any sense. What the hell was Stephen King thinking?

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