--2009 films watched 1, and 2 star films

doesent know what it wants to be, aniston phones in her usuall thing, and zahn is quite annoying and creepy,creepy ithinkisthe point, but why does everyone like him

paul dano is ok in this, but story doesent really go anywhere,andzooey deschanel, again playsthat kooky role she always does

former critic richard jobson directs,as a young kidhastosurvive a night in edinburgh, dodgeing 2 mad businessmen,some nice touches,but in the end, doesent add to much

uninspired andnot what it could have been,considering the stuf coming out of the east these days,

citched rom com,with a okay but iritatating performance from isla fisher, the story is a bit stupid,

mystery set in antarctica, with beckinsale brooding her way throughout,some good moments to be had,and setting does look great, but story drags for a while, with a unsatisfying outcome

disrespectful to donnie darko, and disrestpectful to creator richard kelly, what the hell was this crap

aguy fancies being a doorman,and thats when troubles start, a not to bright british film,with some good moments, and violence

tere are some good moments, some genuin creeps, but story dident grab me, and went off a bit

dafoe plays a moody detective, with recent murders involving bodies being done up like art, wants to like classic films like seven, but nowhere near as stylish or entertaining

sw this in 3d, which was a bit of a waste, 3d was wasted in parts, and the story, like others doesent flow well, there are some inventive deaths, but thats about it

low budget japanes gore, a quite twisted story, and very asian in aproach, but gets crappy at times, acting terrible also

not a fan of the underworld series, and with kate beckinsale missing, this is not that great, although michael sheen is a good watch here, taking a break from playing real people like tony blair , brian clough, and, tony frost, hedoes make this a little more interesting

wanted to like this more, alda and broderick do good work, but story is sloppy, but there are good moments to be had

troops in afghanistan encounter strange going ons when stationed ata checkpoint, and a mysteriousgirl, whos not who she seems, somecrappy action, direction, effects and acting throughout

clitched throughout, some crapy acting, and low production values, andevena scene wheretheguy keeps a pic of a dream boat, hes gonna get when he gets out of the racket, rather dull

missing thomas jayne badly as he oviously,had a good sence notto do this film, and the guy who plays punisher, is very bad indeed, there must have been more choice for role than this guy

the guy from the first 2 goals is in this, and hes in it throughout, but for some strange reason hes sidelined, to focus more on the 2 english playersgetting ready for world cup action, some scenes are sily, andacting not up to much, and football scenes badly done, it doesent help that one ofthe guys looks like daman albarn from blur, and has no charisma

this starts off okay, and kelly reillly is a good actress and is watchable here, but thestory gets dull, in thesecondhalf, when the story is getting going, something about voodo,and getting pregnant, and the curse or good luck of a stone with a hole in it, it dident grab me, nicholas roegwho directed some great stuff in the past, could do better

when some of the songs get going, there quite catchy, but overall the film is dull, and talking singing i cant stand, paul sorvino turns up here, you never see him in anything, and he does this, he was paulie in goodfellas, whats going on

a moody brit drama following 3 london tales, danny dyer is okay in his story, and tamer hassn does better work, in some nice scenes of a man and a women, meeting under dificult circumstances

youll know wetheryou like this from opening voiceover. i liked thefirst green street starring eliza wood but here we have a cheap follow up with no events linked as far as i can tell, sequel in name only, and set in prison which oviously has been filmed in some other country

a misfire here with a lot of problems throughout, missing the charm of the 1st film, and in relocating events somebad desisions made, not to mention holes in logic, tell me whereare the guards or any kind of security in the called largest museum, hank hazaria does save the filma bit as the bad guy, but also many others are wasted, and a wasted oportunity for darth vadar, he doesent speak,,,why. a more simple 3rd film wouldbemore interesting i think

stephen dorff is a nice family man going down for murder,and prison is hell. here he meets val kilmer who might just be his saviour, a okay prison drama, nothing special,

guy pierce is okay as huddini, and jones puts a good scottish acent in but thefilm it self is quite dull, throughout,

zombies and steven segal, he walks around with a sword looking wooden as ever, while the z list actors fill out the mayhem, not seena segal film in years, not missing much

for about 5 minutes during middle this looks like it could be special, but unfortunatly it isnt for rest of the running time, the usuall crappy things

2 women, fall for each other, in a big way, quite a boreing story, but very short which helps a bit, the two leads are a good watch and theres something there

a so so documentery, on a guy using botles and, throw away stuff, for economicly friendly houses, and his struggle to get them done legally, just one question, wheres all the wood hes using, which i saw on houses coming from

not the 3d film that came out in 2008, but a crappy low budget horror, again more torture pawn, which is getting rather boreing, theres nothing in this at all,

some good gore throughout, but the plot following the good guy is dull, and vinnie jones in a mute role is a bit menaceing, but hes done this before

what tv will do to get ratings, a simple story of eva mendes getting a russian roulette show on the air, and how they go about it, average, not as clever as it wants to be

predictable and in the college types, very very annoying, and very predictable like these films are, but amanda bynes makes it a little better, but its no shes the man

at the start this could be gross point blank 2, but settles into a satire on america invading and then setting up franchaises, some good moments, trying to say something, relevent in todays world

crime thriller set against backdrop of u.s/mexican border, gooding jr is a border patrol deep in with a gang to pull of a crime before a fight for his life against them

if this was a thriller it be very good, but its a romantic comedy and is up there with sleepless in seatle and while you were sleeping, for shock facture, yes its a comedy but you cant have it both ways by having the predictable last act, which goes serious and says its all wrong, dreadful

notcrap, but not a lot good with it, with the typical closed down asylum giving off a vibe, and ghostly spirits, but with a little twist not very original, the filmmakers hate what they made here, and a lot of what you see is a result of them trying to salvage it, and that includes a scene where they say you the audiance are bad people for wanting this crap, the new direction does add something to a bad film,

not a remake of the first, and certainly not bringing anything new along, yes there some nice deaths but it all falls into predictable mayhem, ad when the filmmakers seem stuck, leave charactors live when oviously they would be killed by jason in a instant, but i guess al horrors fall to this

very irritating in parts, and a crapy story throughout, never was a abba fan, but im sure fans will see something in it, and there is a highlight, pierce brosnan singing, so bad its good

argentinian film about a family, there life and especially a young man recently turned into a girl, and it all coming out, quite a dull take on the subject

a childs identity is kept secret from the mother by husband, as its born disabled, and given away, a tel drama not very gripping with ok performances by the leads

a young lawyer sudent gets in over his head when he gets involved with thugs, a lifestyle he likes the look off but then its to late, a so so crime thriller, with a bland performsance from the main star, and of course vinnie jones in the handfull of scenes hes in bringing something

not much going o here, ellen page in another teen moaning movie, as she is miserable around town, a lot of moaning and american indie music, although nice direction throughout, with 24 style screens popping up everywhere

a sort of comic performance from miss jode foster, not to annoying, and that little kid from little miss sunshine, being iritating, and gerald butler doing some acent im not sure of, a ok kids adventure i think they would enjoy much more

pam grier in her typical 70s role, as convicts atempt a escape after there prison is not so good, bad acting throuout, and typical nudity

70s pam grier film taking her back to ancient rome as a slave girl along with 3 others but becoming gladiators when the people of rome want something diferent, like a few grier films, very 70s, and silly action throughout, bad dubbing for some, and a bit corny

dreadful, myers trying desperatly just a ounce of austin powers magic, his annoying face tells it all, his twitches, his talent has left his body, wishing he was wayne again, sex jokes throughout, and telling you there coming, and considering theres a sports theme here, as he helps a hockey team, worst film of the year even more than semi pro, avoid

starts off very moulin rouge from baz lurman, hits you over the head, with comedy and visuals, then settles down, and gets serious with a romance that doesent convince, and some dull moments throughout, dont help matters

sam jackson cleans crime scenes, and is predictably set up, by a guy when you watch it, so ovious, but not to sam oviously,