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Was a waste of time

There was more Blood to be seen. Its Brutal. Sorry but i didnt like it. I rather watch those Mini Series on TV abt Bible, or whatso ever. This Movie is just over rated.

I dont know where to begin. How could an good Actor like Nick Mancuso play in a Movie that is so bad. I mean the Location seems as if it was made in the Directors Back Garden. Its nothing nothing so good about this Movie, it was totally waste of time. And I MEAN IT! WASTE OF TIME! And there are so many goofs, every single Scene. And Cuts Cuts Cuts I wouldnt watch this Movie again even if I was bored to death. lmao. Nick Mancuso had been dissapointing me last few years playing in bad Movies. Why why why.

I was 17 when this Movie came out in Switzerland. I remember the lovely Summer in 97.
I went to watch this Movie with some of my Friends. I was totally totally bored. Nothing touched me in this Movie. The only thing i liked in this Movie was the soundtrack. I think this is a perfect Sleeping Pill for me.

One of the Stupid Movies I have ever seen.

Ahmm I m speechless. This Movie should have never been done.

Its wasnt good like the first one.

Holly Shiiiitttt. This Movie is so Boring. Although I m King Fan, I was dissapointed. I nearly felt asleep.

I was really dissapointed. And the End was really cheesy.

Aya Ayi yayi Sheeeesh. This Movie is Crap.

Amen to all who said this Movie is Boring. Lame Plot. I rather gain then to go further write a review. Huaaa. Huh?? Oh yeah the Movie is boring.

Oh my. What a waste of time. Robert Englund is good inough as an Actor, but terrible Director.

I am really really sorry but this Movie was waste of my time. I do not know what really is so special about it. Believe me I am Phantasy Movie Fan but this one was geez.
The special Effects were cool but the two different Stories. It really irritated me. Well this is my Opinion.

Let me get rid of this first
GAWD DAMN YOU, HOLLYWOOD!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!


Firstly I was so excited about the Movie that I even didnt read the reviews of Friends. This happens when you have huge expectations up on a Movie.
I cannt say much THEN I was dissapointed about the Crap they gave us in this Movie "M*** F***rs you call this an Action Movie?!! The other thing what made me most upset about this movie, was the nudity. Well dont get me wrong I dont have anything against nudity in Movies. There didn't have to be any nudity in this movie what so ever! This Movie should have been about violence, death, and destruction. Not ***, sex, women! Blah Blah. And I dont blame the HITMAN GAME FANS To rate it down or better yet BURN IT DOWN!
Hell I m not gonna say much about the Actors. This is tomuch.

I use to be a huuuge Pierce Brosnan Fan but then he became James Bond and I lost the interest in his Movies. Those who know me, they know I am ANTI-JAMES BOND- So James Bond Fans please dont be mad at me, but I just cannt stand the character. From Sean to Daniel Craig. Dont Mention James Dumb ehhmm I mean Bond ta mi!!!

This was BORING No wonder it is rated so badly. I nearly slept half of the Movie. The Plot is so lame. Nothing comparing to first one. Just a stupid sequel.

Honestly a stupid Movie. The Plot is lame. I dont believe I watched this Movie to End.

Firstly I was not interested to see it, but my Husband wanted to. So watched with him. Exactly what I expected. CRAP!! I m not sure what this Movie was all about. ehhh??
Okay I admit there were some "creepy" kindda of moments but it was still boring. It was like they stirred some other Horror Movies plot together and what came out was this.

This Movie is pretty messed up. If you are looking for a senseless Massacre from the Begining till the End. This is for you. You wont have to wait for the Background of the Boy and not much suspense. The Movie is just a fuckin waste of time. I regret to watch it.

WTF??!!! Was this??!! How could Val Kilmer and Byrne play in such shiit Movie?!! NO PLOT !! NO POINT!! 1 minute Gabriel Byrne and about 2 minutes Val Kilmer. Waste of time. If you take my advice. Dont waste your time with this Movie.

Like I always say. Hollywood Twerps tend to screw the sequels down. And I mean it THEY SCREW THEM DOWN!!!


Quoted
Venom's voice. He's supposed to have a deep, demonic, roaring voice.

He sounded like a little girl selling cookies.

LMAO hell yeah amongs other things.

Frankly the only reason I went for this Movie was Dougray Scott. lol. But the Movie was bullshitt. Cheesy in every way.

A friend said
By crazymonkeys2004

This film was pathetic and does not deserve the title Mission Impossible. More like Mission Shitpossible or in this case very much certain.

I agree with you Mark.

Just an advice for those who want to see this Movie. It would be waste of time. You read the Plot and you think: ah its one of those The Passion of the Christ Kindda Movies. It lacking in every way. No Plot No Point when you watch the Movie. So far.

Plot
The Final Inquiry begins three years after the Crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth. Rumors that he is a prophet who has risen from the dead are inciting the people to rebel against the Roman Empire. In an effort to control the unrest, the Roman Emperor recruits a formerly exiled, clever and disenchanted investigator to disprove the story. As the search is aided by a beautiful, young Israeli woman and hampered by Governor Pontius Pilate, a proud, honest Roman hero is drawn deeply into a deep realm of love, honor and spiritual understanding

When my Husband rented it, I was not sure if I m gonna watch it till the End with him. I dont believe I did.

@nalySZe
I guess the director and writers could not decide if this should be a Horror or Psycho-Thriller. The easiest way to make people watch is to add it on Horror Genre. Make a Creepy looking Poster. And there you go.@nalySZeNd

However the first like about 60 minutes or so were so boring. We ended up fast forwarding just to see if there was an interesting scene. The last about 15 minutes were "watchable" When she turns complete Wacko.
The Plot is messed up. If you are looking for Blood and stuff. You will be dissapointed untill you want to waste your Money for the last 15 minutes.

I would not recommend it at all.

People comparing this Movie with Carrie? Thats an insult for the Movie Carrie.

I swear I nearly slept half of the Movie. I had to watch it again. My Husband liked it, I m not sure if I really want to give this Movie even 3 stars, as I didn`t enjoy it somuch even for the second time. Because somany questions were left open. I give it 2 because it has great Special Effects. Sorry Covenant Fans I wasn`t much impressed even by the actors. :((

A worst Movie Nicolas Cage ever played in. Somuch didnt make sense to me in this Movie. So its just Watch and Trash Movie, if you are really really bored!

This Comment below is exactly what I thought when I finished watching the Movie.
What a piece of Shit! I wouldn't recommend this crap to anyone. I'm sure Nicolas Cage was in some kind of hurry about the money, otherwise i can't figure out why he acted in this shit. We had enough with The Village already.

What make people watch such disturbing Movies or make these kind of Movies? Because they are blocked? lol. However, stupid Movie. It was like they copied and wrote some Scenes from some Psycho Movies and this Piece of shiit is the result.

Seen ages ago, needs to be reviewed

Alright at the time I watched this Movie, Ages ago, I wasnt Downey Jr Hater.
But still his acting was Dull and even Billy Zane was terrible in this Movie. Dont waste your time. Everything about this Movie is shit. Oh and GAWWWDD DANM, where the Hell did suddenly Ron Silver came out of? What a cheesy Acting.

I really feel sorry for those who watch every crap Downey Jr played in. Just because he played in Ironman

We all were so really Excited when this Movie was released But then I was really disappointed. It was a Disaster if you ask me. I remember I nearly yawned half of the Movie, while my Friends seemed to enjoy the Movie.

No Plot no Point
I dont know what is good about this Movie. I didnt see any sense in the Movie. There was nothing Evil in the Movie.
The old classic cheesy thingy, the girls are curious. Everything goes fast. They go out in to the woods, the Boys stay in the Wooden House, get nuts, and killed by a guy in a Halloween Bear or was that Wolf Suite? So what was so Evil about it?
Yep, another cheesy Movie. Not recommendable unless you like to waste your time.

I had never seen this Movie before, Husband actually warned not to waste my time after it for Rental, but moi STUBBORN!!
What was I thinking, I should have see it coming. Firstly it was screwed because it wasnt directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans . When I began to write this review, I was trying to digg atleast one funny Scene. Failed. Shit Movie. Third: No one of the Wayans Brothers. And even if I l enjoyed watching Anna Faris in other Scary Movies, I must say, she was terrible in this one. So totally waste of time.

Watched Summer 2007
Holly Shiit this Movie, is soooooo hell of fuckin boring. I m huge fan of Michael Madsen, but this Movie, fuck that was waste of his talent and time. Why why why, did he play in this Movie? And the Main Character was so lame. Nothing made sense in this Movie. The half star is just for one Scene with that special effect.
Since the whole gaaawd danm Movie was Crap.

A friend said
It might have more viewership if it was labeled soft porn for those with a possession fetish.


I agree there. This Movie was bullshit.

In the name of the Bitch, the Son and the Holy Shittt! Movie!<

awesome PIECE OF SHIT! Only like about 15 min of the Movies were sort of okay. Did I miss the Plot, where the hell came all those Zombies from and what was the deal with that Room at the End with all that cross??

GAAWD DAMMIT! I dont understand the Obsession of some Folks for Angels and Fairies. Draw a nice innocent face with some Wings "ofcourse white" and a gold thingy over their heads et voila you have "Heavenly Creatures called Angels"
Angels stuff is good Hollywood stuff but I dont think there are any creatures as Angels. If you believe in them its your own Butter on the Bread. I have seen some Chicks nearly obsessed with all that Angel sh""" and heard them talking "Angels talkin to em" Oh boy. You know only some frustrated house wives seem to be so obsessed on all that. As said believe in what you want, its your Butter on your Bread.
Beside this Documentry made me yawn.

I love Van Damme Movies, BUT I couldnt see anything I m used to with his Movies. This was not Typical Van Damme Movie. DARK HELL what a boring piece of shit. I mean there was even not a single Van Damme Sidekicks I love to watch in his Movies. I forgive you for this Movie Van Damme.

A lol I remember this Movie, what a piece of Shit. Though the title is gr8.
LMAO A friend said Fats are Fat because they eat all Junk. Hmm I love Junk too now and then though never got Fat.
Must be something else. lol.

Will make you want to kill yourself

LOL Jennifairy.

It didnt make me kill myself but I remember it made me ask myself why the fuck did I waste my precious time of life watching a piece of shit like THIS!!

Okay first of all, if you decide to watch this Movie, please dont forget your Pillow. THIS is a GAAWD DAMM FUCKIN boring piece of SHIT. I was so pissed and bored that I nearly felt to BREAK OUR GAAWD DAMM FUCKIN TV.
The Plot begins boring and it goes on and on and on.....*Yawn* FUCK...aint no time to let Peterpan shit on my roof

A gayest "SuperHeroCostume" I have ever seen. Fuckin Low Budget Shitt. The only great thing in the Movie was Daniel Goddard perfomarnce. He was convincing as a SnakeMan and not to Mention the Great Snake Costume thingy. One Star for Daniel. I can tell you even the Plot is fuckin boring only the Scenes with Daniel made me watch it to end.

Well I dont think there is much on here to say. Sort of screwed up Movie cuz couldnt follow the shitty screwed and stirred up plot. Ah Fuck IT!

I thought a Movie with Gabrielle Anwar and Forest Whitaker, nothing would go wrong. WELL I was WRONG!

By Scott: snakes on a plane has a lot to answer for, oviously living dead has been aded to boost sales, but nothing here to suggest its another entry in livind dead series, very cheap looking, even though tney all were, but this is scraping bottom barrel, ridiculas story, top secret transp...( read more)oortation of infected person, so lets go on commercial airliner with one bodyguard, while execs lap it up in first class(please), a sad entry in the series, not good at all Quote End

Totally agree wif yo. Was the Director Drunk? What the Hell? Now this comes definitely on MY SHIT LIST.