Worst Endings Ever

Woman dosen't want to marry a guy, so her family curses her which makes her throw up snakes and slime. Her new boyfriend tries to... I don't know, relieve the curse or something? He says some random spanish and puts the snake in a jar. To pass time, we see some uninteresting characters like some teenagers, some family with a kid and some drugdealers and... well, it's just a mess. The ending was the most stupid thing I have ever seen!

This is, without a doubt, one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life. But the thing is... everything is so bad it's FUNNY!

You get the worst special effects movie-world has to offer, especially the Komodo looks out of place, it looks like a bad computer model placed onto a photograph. They don't even share the same lightning!

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Unforgettable stupid death scenes, like the guy who gets his foot stuck on a fence, but because of the bad animation, turns to stone until the Komodo walks by and eats him because they couldn't animate both at the same time! So the guy just stands there, with his foot on a fence, while the Komodo slowly walks up to him and then eats him - It's soooooo bad!

The worst acting ever. The heroine? whatever her name was witness a man dying in her arms after being slimed with Komodo saliva. She cries, boo-hoo, she is so upset. Then she gets up, now in a good mood and asks "What are we going to do now?" in a cheery voice.

The worst ending ever? no, wait, "Snakes on a Train" was worse, but this ending is really bad.

I've laughed more watching this movie than some comedy's!

I hate this movie so much. I really do. It's just sounds, noise, random footgae, some random guy and that alien-whatever-thingy-baby.
I wonder if this movie actually has a pace, it takes him 18 MINUTES to get to the front door. He just walks around, says nothing, doing nothing...
The only scary thing about this movie is that guys hairstyle! Who the hell let him walk around looking like that?!

I hate this movie so much, I hate John Carpenter. I hate Kurt Russel's character so much I can't watch Kurt in ANY movie anymore without thinking about MacReady and wanting Kurt Russel to get off the screen or his character getting hit by lightning and dying on the spot. It really is that bad. I get so mad when I think about how this movie was handled!

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So 12 men are trapped in Antarctica with a thing-monster that spills some DNA and, oops, suddenly somebody is infected and then they randomly turn into a monster to make the few outstanding special effects this movie has to offer.

So the OBVIOUS thing would be sticking together at all times, always keeping the flamethrowers with you and make sure nothing gets contaminated?
Not these guys.

The problem is, I LIKED the characters (except for Macready and Garry), they all seemed really interesting with good qualitys. Especially Windows and Nauls are my favorite because they seemed like very caring and fun to be with persons, my third favorite is Palmer because he is just too cool.
The rest of the characters are hard to find things to like about, because they are not given much personality. Childs seemed to be a cool character, but he rarely gets any lines and he dosen't do much. In the original script for the movie (which I've read), he is a COMPLEYELY different person.

Anyway, just leave it at that I liked the characters and want them to survive.
Except for Macready and Garry. Garry is so ¤%#¤% stupid, he shoots a Norwegian dead.

The movie starts off with "a thing" clone kills almost all the dogs, the monster gets burned and people go back to normal, but they agree to always stay together. (which is, surprisingly, Macreadys suggestion)

The first thing they do is starting to leave characters by themselves. DUH!
Bennings and Windows leaves a body they found at a camp in a shed and Windows leaves, leaving Bennings alone. He gets instantly "copied" and becomes a monster. Windows discovers him and gets Macready and the others.
The monster hasn't completely copied Bennings, so they start burning him.

The scene cuts to Macready getting some more gasoline and some more flamethrowers, because he loves frying people (ironi).
Garry comes in and tells him that he and Bennings have been best friends for 10 years (which you could NEVER guess, because you only see them together when they play some cardgame for a couple of seconds, and you can only tell Garry is by the table if you want to notice)
Macready says they have to burn the monster - what does Garry do?
NOTHING!!!!
He just kind of accept they will burn his friend!!!
That is so stupid and unrealistic, it also makes me angry with John Carpenter. Would he REALLY not care about his best friend dying this way?
So they just burn Bennings and he is never mentioned again for the remainder of the movie.

Then I don't remember in which order things happen, but they discuss a blood test on how to find out people are this thing.
Now here is a mayor plot hole.
Later in the movie Palmer is discovered to be the monster, but they don't show where he is, he dosen't do much things, he has 2 small arguments with Windows, that's about it.
Anyway, they have another group discussion and they discover the blood has been contaminated and the blood test can't be done.
Windows runs away in fear.
Now here it proves just how bad John Carpenter is at character development. If you've watched "other movies with Windows actor, you know Thomas Waites can act. In one movie, his character panics, sits in a corner with a gun and cries.
Carpenter was obviously inspiried by this, Winows runs away, grabs a gun and refuses to put it down. They just randomly talks him out of it and he puts the gun on the floor.
No crying, because John Carpenter don't want to show men crying, so Windows just stands there quiet until they leave.

Many clues are left that indicates that Macready is the monster, but of course Macready can't die, because John Carpenter loves him, so anytime anybody accuses Macready, it is instantly forgotten.

Nauls and Macready goes to Macreadys apartment, Nauls cuts him off and gets back. Of course Macready gets back safe, because WHY would the monster hurt Kurt Russel???
Anyway, big argument, Macready threathens to blow himself up and the others with dynamite.
Norris gets a heartattack, they take him to the infimary.
In the infirmary, Clark gets suspicious of Macready and tries stabbing him with a knife, macready shoots and kills him!!!
The famous "doctors arms get decapitated" scene happens, monster scene, then they burn Norris.
When he died, the first time I saw the movie, I cried so much I had to leave the room. Nobody in the movie cares though.

Oh yeah, Fuchs randomly commits suicide because HE IS LEFT ALONE!!!
Do I need to stress this enough???
And nobody cares.
And Blair is locked up in a shed, so of course he is a monster now.

Then they find out that they can do the blood test by cutting their fingers and get fresh blood. Palmer turns into the monster and attacks Windows.
Palmer dies because Macready kills him, then Windows starts turning into the thing and Macready kills him too.
That's three people!!!
Then they find out Clark wasn't a monster, but still human, so Macready murdered him and Clark was innocent.
But who cares? Because it's Kurt Russel!!!!

Anyway, then they decide to burn the whole camp down, because the monster don't like heat. Of course Macreadys idea.
And what do they do?
They are now 4 people left, of course THEY LEAVE CHILDS BEHIND!!!!!!!!!
***headesk x56 times!!***

Nauls, Garry and Macready goes to the shed, Blair is gone and they find a hole and go down. Blair-monster has started to repair its spaceship. How the hell did he do this in 1-2 days???
Where did it get the parts???
How did the UFO get there???
Anyway, guess what?
The men SEPEREATE.... walks DIFFERENT PATHS... and Blair kills Garry. What happens to Nauls is never shown, I guess Carpenter wanted to avoid racism, because nothing monster-like happen to the black men.

Anyway, of course Nauls and Garry die, but MACREADY, Kurt Russel, survives!!!
Then you expect a nice monster-scene for the ending because now you know Blair is the monster.
Well, the animation couldn't be done, so we see 4 seconds of Blair-monster, Macready says "go to hell" and blasts the monster to pieces.
Then Childs shows up, they talk.
The End.

This movie is just horrible, I only like the special effects, but the movie is so stupid I can't watch it.

Let's see... "Blair Witch Project" bad-ripoff, "The Thing" bad-ripoff, add random movie I've never seen bad-ripoff...
This movie was boring, predictable and so stupid. Nothing makes sense or is ever explained.

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The creators of this movie obviously have no clue what made the movies they ripped off good, you need a good story and a good explanation why it happens.
OK, I admit, they got the first part right, because there are so many things going on in this movie, but none of them has anything to do with the other, or they randomly happen for no reason what-so-ever.
- The ground is abnormally hot
- They find a dead pig/animal that has rot/boiled to death so they bring it back to camp. I still wonder WHY!
- Said animal, they decide to examine it (another f-ing why!!!???), some random black thing can be seen by them
- Animal dissappears, one of the women has it inside of her (???) or something. She complains about her stomache feeling funny, but it's never explained.
- Said woman runs away in the night, out of control and don't want to die
- Later on, she becomes some possed person, or whatever, she acts like an alien and is perfectly fine
- Other gets transformed into these "aliens" if they touch the dead animal
- Random "pot" in the ground, some kind of hole where animals get boiled to death in the ground

I mean, what the hell is going on??? Nothing is explained, and it's not a good thing, it's annoying.
I mean, these people turn into some aliens/whatever, but the only thing you could suspect is that black thing in the animal, which they... suprise, surprise... never explain what it is.

So by the end, we have these "alien-people" walking around and then they return to town. Like... eh... am I supposed to be scared by THAT?
It's just unbelivably stupid.

The characters... how should I explain this... the actors share the same name as their "characters", so are they supposed to act as themselves?
Then they deserve another stupid award, because the characters in this movie were all stupid and annoying.
The guys are sex-starving idiots and the women are complete airheads, no matter how many times you tell them something they just say "What?".
For example, the absolute worst part is a romantic couple trying to run away from the danger, at night they share a sleepingbag together, lying all alone in the pitch-dark woods, terrified of what is going to happen.
And the guy says "I want to break up! I can't walk around and pretend I love you when I don't."
Come on!!

This movie truly deserves a "one of the worst movies" award.

One word: DISGUSTING
Teenage guy realizes his family is some alien/whatevers that melt themselfs together and switch places with their bodyparts... ???
I don't know how to explain this movie, it's just bad.
The acting was appaling and it was just emberrasing to watch. -_-

I hated the characters, they were emotionally dead. I mean, they don't care when their friends or loved ones die! I cried instead of them! Stupid movie!

This movie is a total disaster, I think if they could do everything wrong - they did!

Mario and Lugigi are supposed to be close in age, but Luigi is much younger in this movie and "hip". WTF?
Luigi is supposed to be a bit clumsy and overall friendly guy, not a bimbo!

And instead of Princess Peach (or Toadstool) they decided to pick Daisy. Yoshi is a realistic dinosaur. The goombas are human!

Not only did they ruin that, the story sucks crap and the characters are nothing special.

The biggest difference between the movie and the games, is just how dark and gloomy the movie is. Mario games have their "evil" moments, but the rest of the world is colorful and happy.
It's heartbreaking they would "americanize" the Mario games. ;_;

Wow, I've never seen more stupid main characters in my life! They "accidently" let out Piranhas from a pool that escapes to a nearby summer camp full of kids!

But the most stupid thing is that a dog is standing by a bridge barking casually like dogs do. The "heroine" says "Is that dog always so vicious?"
Uh....

The effects are so bad, the piranha looks like toys! It's just random fish attacking random people you don't care about.

This should never have been made. Seriously. It was obviously made to cash in on unsuspecting video game fans. I mean, Barakka makes the magical appearence of, what, 5 seconds?
And Sektor and Kabal (who I also think they mis-named "Habal", or it was badly subtitled in my country) were killed before the movie even started. Great.

This movie is redicolous, some plant comes from a meteorite, lands on earth and then there's gazillions of murderplants.
The acting is bad, the special effects are silly and it's just what you can expect from any kind of monster movie.
A cute kid, unrealistic survival scenes, hero and heroine falling love and a silly reason why the monsters becomes easy to defeat.... oh, and I can't forget the best, the monsters are so might and powerful and shoot poison at the B-character, but never even try to shoot posion at the main characters.
The movie is painfully boring and it's not even so bad it's funny. It's just BAD.

Watch if you want to laugh, this movie is boring and predictable.

This movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. They talk endlessly, then some crappy CG effects and some random whatever, then they just talk and talk. I was longing for this to end.

I had high expactations of this movie, but after the first attack the monster do, the movie becomes so rotten boring I had to force myself to watch it until it finally ended. Wow, how could you not figure out the woman with the bow would shoot the monster in the end? What a surprise... *yawn*

It's funny when the astronauts (??) are getting ready, but the rest of the movie is just painfully boring, not even the ending is entertaining, I fast-forwarded what seemed FOREVER and nothing happened.

This could EASILY been the best monster movie ever made, I mean, the effects of some things are so awesome and classic!
But ARGG!!! The main womans character is so hatable it's unbelievable. She breaks her friends trust, she steals something from him she shouldn't and guess who should apologize? HE SHOULD! WTF?!

I watched this movie only because I've seen Carpenters version and was expecting some more emotions and more caring characters.
This movie is like... 95% talk and 5% monster. The movie was horribly boring, the monster is what is interesting, but instead you get forced to watch way too long conversations between the characters.

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The characters aren't interesting, I only liked the doctor who was actually interested in trying to talk to the monster. The characters are also, unfortunately, very macho. I saw some highlights were 2 men were terrified of the monsters, one of them could hardly speak, but the scared-factor of the other characters seemed zero, they just casually "Oh look, the monster is back. Let's prepare everyone!". Comparing it with the first King Kong, you knew how horribly afraid the woman was of King Kong because of her screaming, you just want to reach out into the TV and help her. But in this movie, it just felt "Well, they got everything under control, why should I bother?", so I think the acting really ruins this movie. I mean, it's the actors job to look scared so that we will be terrified of the monster. They do such a bad job, it almost looks silly when the monster puts all his effort into looking mean and scary... and nobody cares.

But the thing that made me most angry was the ending where they should eletrocute the monster and he jumps onto the railing by himself and just waits to get fried! >_<

Everytime I think about this movie I want to cry! I bought this when I was like 14 or something, and I was SO DISSAPOINTED!

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Hero and heroine gets caught in a net with Anaconda. Anaconda just screams not hurting them. The second it gets out of the net it eats the bad guy. UH!

Wow, this movie should have been called "Cloud is depressed", because that's just about what happens. Clouds walks around depressed, fighting scenes, Clouds get more depressed, more fighting...
Come on, where is the Cloud I got to know from the game? The brave person? The guy with the attitude? I mean, he wasn't a whiner by the end of the game. In this movie, he does nothing but walking around being overly depressed. I almost fell asleep watching this movie.
All the characters lack personality, you see them do things, but you don't feel it. And who are the three silverhaired guys?
Never explained.
Why do the other characters like Vincent, Cid, Yuffie and the gang get so little screentime? Why do they only help once, then leave it all to Cloud?
Never explained.
It's just a gigantic plothole, you watch random action scenes and Cloud trying to get over his depression. I could have written a much better story in 5 minutes!

Most painfully boring movie on earth? I don't care it's not based on the video games - it still SUCKS!

I hate this game! Forever and ever, worst game of all time.

This movie was total crap, the characters felt forced and unreal.

They had THE most perfect setting for the movie, getting me who usually don't see this kind of movie normally, got into this because of the monsters.

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There were no monsters because the men of the village dressed up to scare their people from leaving the village. >_O
I was so mad I wanted to rip my hair out, I wanted to see this movie BECAUSE OF THE MONSTERS!

The person who was supposed to act blind did a horrible job at it, one scene she leaves her cane outside the door, then "magically" picks it up even without feeling where she is. She just kinda walk fast towards it, picks it up like she could see it from a distant and walks away.
... oh and let's add in the fact, who should go pick up medicine in the forbidden area? BLIND GIRL of course.
And all the action she goes through there bored me to no end...
If she can't !"%!&"% see, then how the !"¤!% does she get up from holes, avoid every single branch in the forest, never fall over from walking onto a log and if I remember correctly, she wore a !¤"% cape that would have easily been caught in a branch.
And yeah, she even escapes a person FULLY CAPABLE OF SEEING from killing her.

The ending was awful. It was very predictable. I actually thought the ending WAS supposed to be that blind girl in fact wasn't blind. >_>

Honestly, this movie was so dumb it gave me headache. I never want to watch it again.

Remove the "F" and you got the appropiate title for this movie.

The story is boring, and because of the usual story of horror movies, very predictable. The only character that had any kind of interesting personality was the exterminator, and he was just a comic relief. The rest I honestly couldn't care less for, I watched the whole movie through, but I honestly couldn't name any of the persons I saw on screen. I also couldn't keep track of the exterminator when he switched clothes, because I didn't recognize him... I'm not sure if he was in the movie after the last time I saw him.

I can't stand the accent of the guy with the grey beard - MY EARS!!! THEY ARE BLEEDING!!!

The movie was painfully boring, predictable and the ending was obvious from the start. This movie honestly didn't have much of a Stephen King feel, I wonder how much was made up and how much was from the original story?

Wow, they couldn't ruin this movie any better way, Stephen Weber is AWFUL, he can't act. The only reason to watch this is you can't read the book, because the earlier "Shining" dosen't follow the story too well.

Can you say PREDICTABLE? I hated this movie, it was on sale for 2$ = I DIDN'T BUY IT! HA HA HA!!!

Freddy Kreuger has to be the most un-scary thing ever to hit horror-movies. I mean, the guy can teleport, he can make himself come through walls, objects and do all these kinds of cool things. But once he gets near Nancy, he just flails his arms and the most damage he could do was scratch her on her cheek. That is soooooo scary..... NOT!!!

Sorry Freddy, but you FAIL.

There's this one thing I remember about this movie that made me hate it.

Imagine this, heroine is badly hurt in one arm, so she hangs dangling only by one arm. How did she get so strong?
Let's add the fact that everything around her is burning, so it's so hot she would faint. No problem for her. Now let's add the fact that... you could never guess.... the f:ng bad guy hangs around her f:ng waist and she still holds on - with one arm!!!
OMG!!! I wanted to scream!!!

Wow... I cannot believe how bad this was. I can't beleive I watched it!
The werewolfs were wearing.... TIGHTS. D:

Wow, I can't believe how predictable and utterly boring and stupid this movie was. I mean, just look at the bad guy. He looks bad, he talks bad, he acts bad... he's basically bad to the bone.
But what does he do? NOTHING!
He just walks around bragging about how bad he is to every living thing on earth, he dosen't even TRY hurting the hero, he just brags and then leaves the area.
And then it takes 6 seconds to defeat him. It was the easiest headache ever for me!

This movie suffers from "random joke" moments, and suffer is really the right world. Jack is... well, I don't want to use this word, but he seems mentally instable in this movie, having weird hallucinations about crabs, seeing 8 or more "himself" he talks to and also talking to his "bad" and "good" conscious in form of little Jacks. Nobody ever questions his sanity, that's why I guess these scenes were added in for comic relief. Except for the crabs part (which were not funny), I admit the other scenes were funny, but at the same time, it's just so random and stupid it destroys the feeling that this is going to the most important move in the series, bringing Jack back and defeating Davy Jones.

And that the hell did they do to Kraken? Seriously?! They just cut him off the movie, no death-scene, no attacking a boat and then dying. Nothing. It just randomly lays on the shore dead and we get to know Davy killed him because he was ordered to. This was my biggest disappointment, because I expected Kraken to come back for revenge and we would get more Octopus-action. I think killing Kraken was one of the worst decisions for this movie.

This movie was overloaded with scenes where you would expect the main characters to get hurt, but not even getting a scratch. For example, thousands of crabs are thrown onto the whole crew on the ship and several men die. But Will and Elizabeth doesn't even look like they were there at all! They also don't seem to care that people have died, they don't even mention the men getting hurt at all.
There are, like the second movie, a lot of boring plot events, like the whole beginning part in Portugal (?), it took a lot of time getting away from there and didn't really add a lot to the movie.

My biggest problem with this movie is the emotional part of the movie, there are many important scenes in this movie that is ruined by comic relief moments or just simply bad writing. How could I even take this movie seriously again after watching this crap? They really ruined this movie and I don't want to watch it again.

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They screwed up Calypso so bad. She says she is trapped in a "ugly human body" and wants to be herself again, the goddess Calypso. Well, when she becomes herself, she just becomes 20 meters taller and looks EXACTLY like she did before. What the f---? So basically she was just saying "I'm ugly!" all along?! With so many good character designs like Davy Jones and the other cool looking crew of his, why was she left looking exactly as before? Lazy character designing problem?
When they call her a goddess, you kind of expect her to LOOK different, especially if she says her body is so ugly. Maybe they were afraid people would call the movie racist if her "ugly" self was black, and her "beautiful" self wasn't resembling that? At least they could have fixed her ugly hair, it was anything but goddess like. I mean, when they thought Elizabeth was the goddess, they gave her a whole new queen-like hairdo and pretty clothes. Also, if Calypso was such a powerful goddess and looks exactly like her human form, wouldn't people like... gee, I don't know.... maybe RECOGNIZE HER?!

The absolute worst scene in the movie, which completely ruined the movie for me, is that in the last fight (the most important and intense scene of all) Will and Elizabeth randomly decides to get married! So they ask Barbossa to wed them - while they are fighting! So while fighting off some bad guys, Barbossa asks "Do you take? blah blah..." and fight off another bad guy "to be your wife? blah blah..." And the same goes for Will and Elizabeth, between answers and waiting for an answer, they also fight off bad guys. And of course, when they kiss, "magically" nobody attacks them. This is the absolute worst scene I have seen in a long time - while they are fighting they get married! I mean come on! This took away the feeling that this movie was serious and so did it to the characters. I was furious and disgusted seeing how they completely killed off both romance and realism with this awful scene. It would be one thing if it was Jack, because you are used to him being a comic relief, but because Elizabeth and Will are the persons keeping this movie sane, you can't take them seriously anymore. Obviously they were wed so that Elizabeth should be more upset about not getting to be with Will anymore, but I would rather have seen her having to leave him without ever getting to marry him, that would have been more emotional. A scene where she cries and don't want to let him go, saying "But I didn't even get to marry you!" would have added more realism and emotion, instead of the emotionally dead ending where she just casually leaves him, a bit upset, but because they ruined the movie, I wasn't upset at all about Will leaving, normally I probably would have burst out in tears because I hate seeing people who deserve each other having to leave the other, but here, well, how could you possibly take that good-bye seriously after that awful wedding scene?
The reason I cried watching "Titanic" was because Leonardo Di Caprio's character was so sweet and caring, when nobody cared for Rose he even gives his life to keep her safe. That's love.

Obviously the writers of this movie don't understand romance or just suck at writing it. They even ruined Davy Jones and Calypso's relationship, keeping the relationship and emotions way too casually. If Calypso would have been a goddess in some kind of way, you'd expect her relationship with Davy Jones to be kind of "not allowed" in her book, and yet she waited every 10 years to meet him again, that means she really loves him. I honestly thought Davy Jones would change for the better seeing her again and would beg somebody to help him achieve that, I mean, when he thinks about Calypso he even starts to cry. But making him good would take away "macho Davy" and he and Jack wouldn't get a duel of death. I was so touched in the scene where Calypso holds her hand to his face and changes him back to human for a moment, you see his emotions right through him, but then they just drop the idea, making him angry with her and she gets angry with him. Then she randomly gets angry with the world and wants to destroy it. But just moments before she was helping Elizabeth and the others to bring Jack back! What the hell?!

This movie also screams "bad" that in the beginning, those people (don't know their names, some solider guys with wigs) gets onto Davy Jones ship and demands him killing Kraken and doing what they say, or they will kill Davy. Later on in the movie, anybody who tries killing Davy without stabbing the heart dies (and anybody stabbing the heart has to become the captain of Davy's ship), because we see Elizabeths father going to the land of the dead, telling her he and some other men tried shooting the heart, but died instead of Davy. Now, if this was true, why the hell would Davy takes orders from those soldiers? They would die trying to kill him. Why would he get rid of Kraken and not just let it kill those soldiers? Seemed like a very not Davy Jones thing to listen to others orders. The whole thing about Davy seemed very toned down, while his personality was severely screwed up.

As said, the writers of this movie wrote down some crap and obviously stuck to it because they would make money, because they certainly did not make this movie out of passion.

This started out as a very good movie... and note the "started out", because the more this movie goes on, the more dragged out and stupid it becomes.

My biggest peeve with this movie is that they totally disregard the fact that when somebody comes back after being buried "in the forbidden area", they kill their loved ones. But in this movie, the dog even defends his owner... but later on, it wants to kill him. WTF?

The ending was painfully slow and stupid.

This movie is so incredibly bad, I had to fastforward it several times because I couldn't stand it!

The problem is that they add so much nonsense to this movie, the women constantly argue and near the end of the movie, there's a party and all they do is talk and dance, talk and dance... I was so bored!!!

More horror would make this movie A LOT better.

Alien, predator, jurrassic park + any other movie rip-off.

This movie sucks really hard, awful effects and stupid characters.

Some doctor who works in some country finds a very, very rare bug, a scientist visits him and tells him he needs that bug. Wow, it's so convienient, they have only seen one of these bugs in a thousand years, but of course they not only find another bug - but two!
Scientist goes crazy and shoots the doctor and takes off with the bug to create a super-monster. Two years later, a bimbo CIA-agent arrives in doctors town, just in time for him to grow long hair and look so much hotter.
Anyway, some random monster kills villagers and a boy named Matzu becomes and orphan, he speaks english fluently and also knows how to get to all the places on the island, so he guides Doctor and CIA agent there.

The dialogue in this movie is so dumb, doctor asks if CIA-agent is going to be OK .
She replies: "I praticed in a jungle-simulator".
WTF is a jungle-simulator?!
So if I try a flight-simulator and manages to take the plane down just fine, I qualify for landing a real plane?!
The statement was so stupid.

Anyway, mad scientist from the beginning of the movie has managed to create a monster, and the movieproducers of this crap managed to rip scenes from Jurassic park without getting sued.
There is a scene which you see palm trees with blue lights behind - it's the EXACT scene from the beginning of Jurrasic Park where they try getting a velociraptor into the park, there is no doubt about it!

Anyway, talking, talking, talking, Doctor, CIA-agent and kid finds the lab where the monster is and kid manages to get into so much danger you get a headache. The hero proves his stupidness when he meets scientist and says "But you're dead! You died in that cave two years ago!"
Come on, even I saw that he walked away just fine.
Drama, flee from monster, gunshots, bombs, whatever, we actually don't get to see much of the actual monster, the movie is more about Hero and Scientist arguing.

This movie was only worth watching for the absolute worst effect ever, Hero shoots down a helicopter that comes crashing towards him, CIA-agent and kid, they OUTRUN it.
You actually see that they are up on a stage and jump down on the floor, because the helicoptermovie moves so fast they had to "cut" the scene before the hero, CIA-agent and kid actually lands. FAIL!

I also "love" how the CIA-agent falls on top of the hero with her breast on his face and she has to remain that way or else the monster will "see" them, because just like predator/t-rex it can only see things that are hot or moving... or something. They ripped off so much it was hard to tell. It was so convinient.

This movie was so bad both me and my friend were feeling pain and numbness, I almost fainted trying to get to the computer to write this review! I look like the person on the movie poster!!

The acting is horrible, the characters are boring, the monster is stupid and the black guy always dies.
I mean, this movie is SO BAD!!!

I thought DNA was bad, I thought "As good as it gets" was horrible, "The Dentist" was ridicoloous... but seriously, this has got to be one of the worst movies of all time!

The heroine of this movie pissed me off, she is so annoying and her character shifts too much in character.
Sometimes she is cool, sometimes she's a crying wimp and sometimes she is just annoying.
I mean, of course when the monster is near her, it dosen't attack her or even try hurting her, it just licks her boobs. (yes, the big m-f monster actually stands there, licking her boobs)
And she just cries and whines, then she cries and cries getting away from the monster. When in safety, suddenly becomes cool and shouts "Go to hell!".
The usual lame-o "shouting something nasty before the monster dies" cliché.
And her actor was horrible, she always over-reacts. And of course the stupid b--- has to walk in on EVERY DEATH SCENE. Seriously!
First time she "accidently" walks into the criminal sceene and screams "OH MY GOD!!!!" and complains "You should have closed the door". You shouldn't have been there at all!
And she does it again later, a guy in a wheelchair dies and the hero says, yes, he actuallt tells her "Don't come here." Guess what she does? She goes there, overreacts, bawling and crying, then she goes into "tough mood" and dosen't care about the guy anymore. UH!!!!

And the hero is just your basic "I look better and I am younger than any of the other guys, so I'll just say f--- more often than they do, that'll make me a hero".
And of course he has some lucky bullet that ahd some story to it that I... oops... missed. Anyway, of course he gives the lucky bullet to the b---- and she gives it back to him later. *headdesk*

And why the hell is this movie so racist? I mean, if you see a black guy on the screen, you know he is going to die.
1: Black guy in tuxedo. He joins a group of survivors. Of course he has to go behind all the others and of course the monster eats him.
2: Black guy who works in the museum is the first one to get eaten by the monster
3: Random black solider guy gets decapitated.

The script was awful, random f--- here and there and random nonsense. The kids also talk way too adult, it was like watching two kids acting like they were 30. Seriously, I had a hard time thinking of them like kids, they talked exactly as 2 men would have done.

The plot is also dumb. Very dumb. Some scientist goes to some country and then turns into a monster? I was in so much pain I couldn't keep up with the stupid plot...

Another thing that annoyed me was that they added so much noise to the searchdogs. They constantly whimper and bark. Dogs don't sound like that! It was unnatural and then when one of the men die, the dog looks "sad". Dogs don't get depressed like that! They don't look sad! When I cry and bawl my eyes out, my dog looks just like he would do in any casual situation, but that dosen't mean that he dosen't care about me! But filmmakers thinks that if dogs don't sound and do like humans do, then they aren't caring! ARGH!!!

The monster is your basic "kills anyone in seconds, but won't harm hero or heroine". Like mentioned before, this monster is so strong and dangerous it can decapitate people! And it decapitate their heads off and eats their brain. But when next to the heroine, it suddenly moves VERY slow, and when it finally gets to her, it licks her boobs. That's it!

Avoid this movie, unless you want to be in pain for 2 hours...

One of the worst movies I have ever seen, I fell asleep so many times I lost count!

The story is simply horrible, so many things that don't have anything to do with the other are glued together. What do that crazy military guy got to do with all this? Maybe I was sleeping when they explained...

I don't know what was worst, people pooping aliens or that the aliens themselves always attacks guys privates?!

Talk about "Land before time" rip-off! It was a bad rip-off too.

I guess this movie wanted to be "teenage-romance" modern, because many characters are ruined by plastic personalities. Like Nera (?) who calls Aladar a "Jerk-a-saurus" and that Aladars little horny monkey friend tells him Aladar would like Nera because of her "big ankles". Um.

Anyway, the story is completely ripped of off the lovely "Land before time", homeland gets destroyed by a disaster and the dinosaurs walk in a group to find the only green land left.
I can't believe they felt good about ripping off "Land before time" in such an obvious way. It's also hilarious how badly they made the plot.
In "Land before time", it was a story told by the longnecks, passed down generations, so Littlefoot was told by his mother of this beautiful land. In LBF, the earth had dried out and is was getting harder to find food, then disaster strikes.
In this movie, a meteor smashes the earth and wipes out loads of dinosaurs, yet everybody is so f:ng sure the nesting grounds are PERFECTLY safe.
Why?
How would they know if wouldn't be wiped out by the meteor?
Well, then they couldn't rip of LBT. Sooo stupid.

The visuals and voice-acting dosen't get any justice in this movie, more than half of the movie is about the dinosaurs walking in a deserted desert looking for food and water. And all they do is argue... argue... complain... argue... and the horney monkey who wants to get Nera and Aladar together. And of course Nera's brother is the leader of the group and your basic bad guy and grumpy character. He has no personality what-so-ever, just a deep voice and pushes people around. But the thing is, he is portrayed as the bad guy, yet he is the one making the weak pushing on even in the grimmest of times, yet he is portrayed as a bad guy that kicks on people that lay down.

Unfortunately, this movie was supposed to be a silent movie, but they changed it and added some very terrible script.
Anytime anyone opens their mouth you get annoyed or bored.

As I sat through this movie I kept arguing in my head, "Who is the worst actor?"
It's really hard to pick just one, because they all suck, but the blonde reporter stood out as the worst, she was supposed to be a snob, but she honestly couldn't act her part. But at the same time, that brunette sounded like she kept forgetting her lines, maybe she was the worst... or the fireman... As I said, as soon as one seems to be the worst actor, then the next seems even worst, making it hard to pick one...

The story is hard to follow and dosen't make much sense. There's seems to be some fire that comes to life and possess people, but then it just dissapears, killing the "host"?
And then it's suppose to be a monster?
Then there's a guy everybody think is causing the fire, when he isn't.
Then there seems to be some religious stuff that because they read something in the bible, that stuff is about the creature.
And another time it seems like it came from the sun to earth and the miliaty is keeping it contained in a lantern.
Whaaat?
I didn't understand the movie at all, so I just sat it through, waiting for something interesting to happen.

The effects were quite good for such a crappy movie, there are some things that looked very fake, but other scenes the effects looked good.

The character development were non-excistent, I have no idea what the characters names are, and the only people I actually knew what they were working with were the reporters and the fireman. Like, who is the guy with the camera? What work does the brunette have? Is she an investigator? Then why isn't she dressed like one?
I mean, really, it's so hard to tell by just looking at them and you don't get an explanation.

This is really one of the most boring movies I have ever seen, I don't feel like ever watching it again.

And if you expect to actually see that cool fire serpent on the cover you will be so dissapointed, you see it for 3 seconds in the beginning of the movie, then you don't actually see it until the very end. And it never looks as good as on the cover, so I guess they retouched the cover as much as possible, and left the original fire serpent looking half-good.

And was this supposed to be scary?
It was just boring. The ending was horrible.

Ex-Tornado chaser has to get divorce papers from "still tornado chasing" ex-wife and of course they fall in love again, it's obvious from the start, you never have to even guess. The problem is, we want to see the movie for the tornados, but what we get is a half-assed love story between two ecually boring and whiny characters. You know they will fall in love from the instant you see the characters, Billy (Bill Paxton) dosen't give s**t about his new wife (or wife to be, whatever), as soon as hotty Jo steps in his life again, he'll give his new love up... just like that.
Am I supposed to be happy for Billy and Jo coming a pair again? Feel the looove when they make out after surviving an F5 tornado, caught in the middle, only thing holding them a pair of... whatevers, the thingies you hold when you ride a horse. That's right, they hang up-side down, while the tornado gently lifts them up and they can look inside the "funnel". Awww... I guess the debree and the force of the tornado ripping them apart wouldn't be so romantic.

Really, we get like a total of 10-20 minutes of Tornado, then some fluff and unrealistic survival scenes. I can't believe I used to LOVE this movie...

I like this movie. =(
And I don't like liking it, but it's one of the "better" volcano movies that I currently seen.
(Hollywood, take a hint. Stop making crappy superhero movies and make a decent movies about volcanos!)

***SPOILER WARNING***

First of all, I am very fascinated by Volcanos, they are so powerful and destructive, everytime I watch them on TV I can imagine one day the earth will go under in a gigantic volcanoic explosion. When I watch documentaries on TV about people who have gotten in the way of a Volcano, I instantly feel how terrifying it must be to be even close to a volcano, never knowing when they will blow...

This movie starts out good, you get to know Harry Dalton (the hottie Pierce Brosnan, probably the biggest reason for me to watch this movie. I hate James Bond movies. So "mr Bond" as an volcanologist - yummy.) and his team of volcanologists. Two of them are never named, the third person isn't very interesting. The boss, Paul Dreyfus (played by Charles Hallahan) is the one sending Harry to check on the town to assess if they need to come and take a look.
They are visiting a town which has shown some changes since the last reading - Dante's Peak. (made up town)
I liked that Linda Hamilton's character felt real. A busy mother and the mayor of the town. You can feel the stress and responsibilities pulling on her in every direction. She has two kids, Graham who I guess is 12 or 13, and Lauren who is 10. Graham is disobedient and does whatever he feels like, Lauren is a good kid though and really loves her mom. They also have a grandmother that doesn't like Rachel. (mother in law)

***SPOILER WARNING***

The problem with this movie is that, despite the beginning and build up is very good, is that the movie is a... disaster... when the volcano finally blows.
You get these little clues before the eruption, Harry tries convince the town to evacuate, but Paul Dreyfus (the boss), says that an evacuation could start a panic which would make the tourists not come to town = no money.
This is what happened to him another time, when the volcano didn't erupt, but the tourists were too scared to come.
From this on, Paul is portrayed as a "bad guy" for some really weird reason.
He thinks Harry is overreacting, the only real proof they have something is up is that two people died in a hot spring and that animals fall dead in the forest.
as Paul said, it could be any other reason but the volcano, so I don't understand AT ALL why he is a bad guy from now on.

More and more clues are left, just the day before the team should leave, Harry discovers that the water supply is contaminated with sulfur. He shows this to Paul. They both agree this is a clear sign of an eruption.
Now, Paul isn't a bad guy, he agrees with Harry that they SHOULD evacuate, but he is still treated as the bad guy!
Why??

Now here's something stupid. The sulfur discovery happens near midnight. Like, maybe, around 9-11 Pm or something.
Rachel issue a warning by the TV news, HOWEVER, before anybody evacuates there's a meeting in the school 6 PM the next day!!
Why, why, why aren't they telling people to just go?
What could they possibly need to discuss?
It's so stupid!

So nobody evacuates during the day, they just casually wait around for this meeting at school. Before Rachel and Harry go there, they tell the kids to pack up some stuff and they'll be back after the meeting. (stupid)
Need to mention though, they try talking grandma to come down from the mountain. She loves her grandkids, but for some unknown reason she just refuses.
so she hangs up and won't pick up.
Harry and Rachel go to the meeting.

At the meeting, people ask "Can we evacuate now?"
"No, of course not, you need to be at this meeting and listen to nonsense about how to evacuate and read these f:ing manuals."
Okay, that's not what Rachel said, she just says "Yes, you can leave anytime you want."
Why didn't they just go, like, hours before??
Of course the volcano erupts when everybody is at this very important meeting and people scream and panic.
THEN they suddenly take their cars to get the hell out. So of course the traffic blocks the way.

Rachel and Harry go to pick up the kids, but guess what?
The kids, who must be about 8-12, becomes Superkids. They take a car up to the mountain to get the grandma.
Actually this whole movie, after the volcano finally erupts, is all about Harry and gang getting out of danger at every last second. And it's so unrealistic and stupid this movie deserves minus 3482374.
How the kids actually get there when ash completely blocks their view is beyond me.
It's pitch black, Graham doesn't know how to make the windshield vipers go faster and yet they have no problem getting there. (or FINDING there for that matter)
Harry and Rachel follow them up the mountain in their own car and falling debris block the road.
Both kids, Harry and Rachel makes it up to grandma.
Rachel gets mad at Ruth, but Ruth doesn't care.
"Blah blah, the mountain won't hurt us." like a cult member or something.

Harry tells them to pack so that they can go. (how I don't know, since the road is blocked), but... oh god...
One thing that annoys me beyond all else, is that Harry tells grandma to pack up quickly so they can leave. Grandma takes a loooooooooooooooooooo... *2378 minutes later*..... ong time to pack all of her lovely belongings. she even stops to look at old photos of when the house was built...
She really doesn't get a clue that the volcano has erupted.
That there is lava coming down.
Harry doesn't even seem to mind it either.
Anyway, then she comes down the stairs with Rachel, lava breaks into the back of the house... and the first thing grandma does... throws all the things on the floor and then they run away from the house. >_<
Yes, the stupid !"¤&# drops all of her belongings she spent ages to pack in the very last second.
UH!

It actually gets A LOT worse. Possibly the worst of the whole movie.
Harry and the gang finds a boat by the house, so they take it and get away. (because the lava melted the cars)
The house blows up, grandma whines.
Yada, yada.
Then they discover that the water has turned into acid and is melting the boat.
All the logic in this scene is thrown out the window (or in the lake and melted... -_-)
Though the whole lake is acid, it only manages to burn the actual propeller, but not the bottom of the boat.
So when they loose the power and are like 30 meters from the other side of the lake, Harry takes his jacket and "paddles" with it - and it doesn't melt!
Uh!
Cotton works against acid!
It gets a lot worse.
They realize they aren't going to make it.
Grandma jumps out of the boat and "pushes" it to the bridge at the end of the lake.
She just casually walks through the acid.
Also the movie magically makes the boat appear just 2 meters away from the bridge when grandma gets into the water, but seconds before they were at least 10 meters away.
Anyway, then when the others gets out of the boat, THEN she starts feeling the pain.
The acid water is up to her waist, but when she gets to the shore, only her legs have been burnt. They completely melt away I guess.
So it's basically magic acid water, only burns some things and not others.

When grandma later dies, I bawled my eyes out when I was like 14. But now I don't really care anymore. The whole acid scene is just SO stupid.

The other volcanologists have returned to town to evacuate people who were still there (I guess?), but when they are there, debris comes crashing down on the only bridge out of there, so they have to leave.
Of course the "bad guy Paul" gets stuck on the bridge with his car. Come on.
So he dies. Nobody cares.
When the other people THINKS Harry died, they cry. COME ON!!

Anyway, Harry makes 2 superman attempts before getting back to town.
First he finds a car that he drives through lava, it punctures all the tires, but he still manages to drive it out. And save a dog! Wow. >_<
Then, with all the punctured tires, he gets back to town. Somebody conveniently left a computer on that shows that the volcanoes pyroclastic cloud is about to come.
It's basically a cloud that moves 200-300 mph and destroys everything in it's path because of it's superheated ash and rocks.
And of course Harry gets away from it with the car with ALL TIRES PUNCTURED.
At this point, I just stop watching.

I can't believe this movie is my favorite >_<

If you own a dog, you will notice that the dog acting in the movie is always happy and only playing in the scenes. They have added insane amount of barking and growling to make him seem scary, but if you look at the dog, you'll notice it whole bodylanguages screams "I'm playing!", especially in the scene where Cujo attacks the woman inside the car. The dog is relaxed and looks ready to wag his tail.

In another part of the movie, the dog actually wags its tail before attacking.
So for me, it just dosen't become scary. It's a good idea for a story, but I don't think a real dog can play this part accurately, no matter how well trained, you still see the dog is just playing. The only movie where I've seen a dog accurately looking scary, is "The Thing", where the dog was a huskie-wolf mix, where the wolf-part was dominant.

Also look at the scene where Cujo "scratches" the front window of the car to get in, how obvious is it that they have thrown a ball into the car and told the dog to go look for it?
But filmmakers thinks that by adding 4000+ growling sounds and having mom+kid screaming will make it seem like the dog is attacking.
But to me, I see a dog playing, I hear a distant sound of 60 angry bears and her a woman and a child scream. I do not see a rabid dog trying to break into the car.

If you don't own a dog or understand their bodylanguage, this movie might actually scare you.

I give this movie a zero, because of the cliché "swear at the monster then shoot it", which ruined the whole movie.

Snore... I usually put this crap on when I'm having trouble sleeping, it's so awful. Not even the awesome lava special effects can keep me awake.

***SPOILER WARNING***

Even though the cover shows a volcano inside the town, it's more like some lava that "flows" along a city street. It also never spews out the way the cover shows, this looks like the lava is way above all the skyscrapers, while in the movie, it barely leaves the ground... (but spews out some volcano bombs, but that's another story)
So the movie is basically "What unrealistic way can we stop the lava?"

The acting was... well, "screamy". All the characters screams and acts like lunatics to take command over the situation. It's like, the person who screams the loudest is the most trustworthy.

However, Gaby Hoffman (who play's Tommy Lee Jones characters' daughter) was terrible. She is also horribly miscast as a character. She is 15 years old, but her characters is supposed to be 10 or 12 years old.
Gaby Hoffman looks nothing like a 12 year old and it throws her character off completely.
She is supposed to look like a mildly spoiled, easily scared child who brings her stuffed bunny when she is scared of things.
What we see is a immature, rotten spoiled and selfish 15 year old that needs her daddy to do everything for her.
The role is obviously written for a CHILD, not a TEEN.
Because the role is so horribly miscast, it also throws off Tommy Lee Jones character (Mike).
One scene in particular, the city has just been attacked by "lavabombs" that hits a firetruck. It tilts to the side, crashes and one of the firemen becomes stuck. Mike who is just there with his daughter in the car, tells her to stay in the car and wait for him, because he needs to help the fireman.
While trying to help him, the "volcano" erupt and spews out lava. This lava slowly flows in the direction of the car. The daughter (Kelly) gets out of the car. The lava is several meters behind her.
Now, since this looks like a 15 year old, you'd expect her to run. Right?
Nope, she stands there, screaming "Daddy!!".
If this was a 10-12 year old, you could understand the panic, but not with a 15 year old! She could easily outrun the lava!
So Mike, who tries to help the fireman, has to run to her and save her by picking her up!
Instead it puts them both in danger - and what if he couldn't carry her? They would be dead!
But magically he picks her up, jumps over the lava and to safety they go.
But because she didn't even try to get out of the way herself (which was more than possible since NOTHING blocked her way), the fireman who wasn't helped in time dies because the lava reaches the firetruck.
This scene would have been better suited if she was actually stuck in the car and couldn't get the seatbelt unbuckled. But when she just stands there, totally capable of running away, it looks dumb.

This movie is extremely unrealistic in every single way that has to do with lava and volcanos.
The characters can stand just a meter away from the lava without getting burned. They can "trap" the lava with concrete blocks and make it hard by squirting water on top of it. The whole movie just relies on unrealistic stuff.

The dumbest part of the movie is wihout a doubt the character "Stan".
Stan is some kind of resque person, who unlike his co-workers, he acts like a cartoon superhero.
He screams and barks orders how to save characters and takes his role waaaaay to serious, it looks almost funny.
Anyway, a train gets stuck in the subway and people can't get out. And whoops, here comes lava. So Stan and his team goes there to resque the people. Stan, over the top, starts slowly by saying "...get everybody out", then switching over to over-the-top-actionhero "Get everybody out! RAHRARHRAHR".
Then one of the guys on the team says "Hey, where's the driver?"
A part of me wishes he wouldn't have said that.
Stan, our superhero, goes to the drivers cabin and finds the unconcious driver. So Stan carries the driver over his shoulders, but unfortunately the driver is so fat that Stan can only walk really slow. But he's determined to risk his life for this driver.
While walking in snail-pace out of the train, the train is starting to melt because of the lava that has reached it. (why the train dosen't SINK is beyond me)
While praying to God to keep them safe, we spot the ad for Nike on Stan's shoes, which imidieatly kills the emotion of this scene. (it wasn't showned subtley)
When Stan gets to the end of the train he is sweating and exausted, his teamguys screams for him to jump. But Stan stands there long enough so he can't jump over the lava. They tell him to leave the driver, but Stan refuses. So in a last superhero attempt, he jumps into the lava, throws the fat driver over his shoulders (OMFG??? He could BARELY CARRY HIM!!!!) and then Stan sinks perfectly standing up and screams until his family jewels are burned and he realizes he will never have XXX again and decides to die.

This movie also heavily relies on racism to get its point across. A lot of the movies material is "All races unite to save their homes and loved ones", but it seems so forced and way too "hollywood".
The first thing being that a big black man tries to get help from the "evil white cops" to come turn out the fire from the black mans street, but they refuse. They actually handcuff him, but later they need somebody "big and strong" to help them lift some concrete blocks and of course, who can help them but the big black guy so that the races can unite as one?
But the ending scene is nothing compared to that.
All the people near a building becomes covered with dust, so they are all greycolored. A little white boy is asked what his mom looks like. He looks around and says "They all look the same."
And don't know about anybody else, but the constant highlighting of racial differences makes the movie seem racist.
It's like "if there's a black person, we need to make some heartwarming scene so that people can see them."
Because that's it, it's like the black people in this movie are "props" for tearjerking scenes.
Why not just make the main crowd (hero, female lead, daughter e.t.c) all african-americans?
So much for "We are not racists". ¬_¬'

Wow, this movie sucked so bad! The regular "monster becomes stupid when near hero, but kills bad guys in a second".

This has to be one of the most boring movies I have ever seen in my life!
I got exactly what I expected though - because I expected this to be crap!

Amanda Tapping plays some person called Eva Soderstrom and I have no idea what she works with. She's some kinda expext according to the plotline, but she seemed more like a computer-hacker, because if there's a computer nearby, she can hack into it in a matter of seconds. She also has no respect for others properties, she just randomly hacks in to any computer she see.

The plot was stupid and moved at snail-pace. It's basically Eva, she finds out... something. It was so frikkin slow I have no idea what she was doing, one time she is this super-agent hacking computers, the next she finds out somebody is trying to create a black-hole and the next she is screwing some professor. And then the ever so boring villain tries to stop her. I mean, the villain was something from a cartoon movie rather than a action-villain. He basically wants to create a black hole, no matter what, and if somebody gets in his way - kill them!!!

Honestly, when there was 15 minutes left, nothing has really happened. Eva has found out villain wants to create a black hole and should stop him, but he has captured her or something. So if you are expecting to see a black hole, you are going to be dissapointed. The actual black hole is visible for a MINUTE at most.

A minor annoyance with the movie is that many of the actors don't pronounce english properly, in the beginning especially, it was really hard to hear what they were saying at times.

And what the hell was with the ending?!

Amanda Patting is truly a skilled actor, she was the only reason to watch this. In the end where she is crying, I got so touched I got teary eyed. And I had really no idea why she was crying!

But what the hell was she doing in this piece of crap?
Maybe she got extra pay for showing some boob... oh wait, that wasn't her, it was a body double.

As Alien and Predator are two very strong and distinctive monsters, you get high expactations on this movie. There's no escaping these two monsters.

However, when you've watched so many horror and monster movies where the hero/heroines escape the monsters in unrealistic ways, you know you are going to be dissapointed with this movie. And you get dissapointed.

They obviously have tried to keep the "feel" of Alien, because many of the vehicles and docking areas resemble those in "Aliens". However, the choice of actors and originality in characters bring this movie down. The characters in this movie are boring, flat and lack any distinct personality, the actors say their lines and that's it. They are like all the random soliders in "Aliens", you'd know their names, but they didn't do anything besides getting killed.

I think Sanaa Lathan spends top much time trying to be a new Sigourney Weaver, she dosen't take her own acting style and bring something out of it, I get the feeling she is acting something she isn't good at... or comfortable with. Her lines are forced, talking in a low voice dosen't make you "cool" as she thinks, you need to act cool, which is a skill she lacks.

The only actor who feels real, who uses his talent to his fulness... you didn't need to guess. Lance Henriksen. His lines comes naturally, they don't feel forced and he is a character you can instantly relate to. But the rest... Did they spend all the budget money on Lance Henriksen? The rest of the actors, just like Sanaa, force their lines.

Another problem with the acting is that I can't remember any of the persons names. I have no idea what Sanaa's character was called, I have no idea who the people are who came along with her. Scientists? Biologists? Dentists?

Do I even need to say how bad they act when the chestbursters kill them? They act as if they are sitting on something uncomfortable!

The scene in the beginning with the hole was so stupid. It's supposed to be "perfect", straight down. But when they climb, they obviously are standing on a stage that is just leaning a little, they have no problem climbing down. Secondly, how the hell do Lance Henriksen "glide" if it's just straight down? If he looses his grip he would fall! He magically glides so that Sanaa can magically get a stick through the hood on his jacket to keep him from falling. I mean come on, that scene is just impossible...

The movie is just painfully boring to watch, confusing and I honestly couldn't keep track of neither plot or characters...

And why oh WHY.... WHY?!?!?!?!??!?!
..... why does the Predator team up with Sanaa's character...... WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
This ruined the whole movie!!!!

This shouldn't have been called Alien VS Predator, it's should have been called "Crap."

Wow, I only watched 3 MINUTES of this garbage to realize this:

1: This movie is completely ripped off "Saw"
2: The acting is horrible
3: The script is stupid
4: The traps are... to put it mildly... lame.

***SPOILER WARNING****

The movie begins with a teenage girl who for some reason is in a warehouse with a collar around her neck that electrify her and makes her bleed whenever a "voice" wants too.
If you haven't seen Saw, you probably get confused, but a dear friend of mine has made me watch them all, so I actually understand the plot - because it's the EXACT plot as in Saw!
The only difference is, the people in Saw are deathly afraid during the traps, if you don't solve the traps you die and the acting is believable. I mean, when you see those traps, you get afraid yourself. You imagine yourself in the same situation and think "Is there ANYTHING I can do?!"

The first trap in this movie... honestly, could she DIE from THAT?!
And when she walks on the broken glass with her bare feet.... oh my god... my computer chair could have acted better!
Then when the "voice" tells her what she's got to do to get a modelling contract (they were very un-creative) she yells "F you!"....
....
....
I lack words... that is.... it's beyond words how awful that was.....

If I was "the voice", I would have zapped her to death right there and then.

....

Anyway, the movie just gets worse. You have the basic two cops who should solve the mystery, I didn't really care about what they were saying, their bad acting gave me a headache...

After seeing that girl, we get a bunch of new teens that are about to face their worst fears.
And not only is the acting putrid, these teens are so annoying and get on your nerves, you wouldn't feel sorry about them dying!

Who wrote the script?!
F this, f that, f everything, f you...

During the drilling scene, was it just me or did the drills seem to be further away the more you kept watching?

The effects in this movie are all laugh-able, there is nothing scary about the effects. The effects look silly, they could have done better effects with "Paint"...

This is amongst the worst I have ever seen in my life!

This movie is sooooooo bad. I put this one on whenever I have trouble sleeping - works every single time!

The acting is horrible, there are many unrealisric survival scenes. I especially hate the scene where Rodney's character climbs up a "Airport Ladder", somebody drives him next to the plane that is going on the runway and he manages to jump from the ladder and into the plane. Uh...

But the worst is the villain. He sits somewhere unknown, he can control the plane by his computer - and he dosen't do anything but empty threaths! And of course they figure out a way to fool him... the ending is SO BAD.

I haven't played the game "Bloodrayne" or heard anything about it, so I couldn't go with the expactations it should be just like the game.
Just wow... this has to be one of the worst movies of all time!

Was there a plot? I honestly had a hard time keeping up with this movie, 30 minutes had passed and I still didn't know what was going on. Maybe I tried to block all the bad acting out of my head... maybe I didn't want to listen...

The fighting scenes are SO BAD. I don't know what is worst, the fact that these people obviously can't pretend to fight or that the blood squirts in a fake way. The actors, especially Kristanna, look like they honestly forgets what to do next, don't know there the objects they are going to use stands and give of a feeling of now knowing what to do. Especially where she fights the girl with the dark hair, for 2-3 seconds Kristanna looks confused, don't know what to do or where to go, then it cuts and she is back again, knowing what to do.

The acting is also bad, I don't think there was a good actor in this movie, one maybe? The rest were bad. Kristanna Loken is awful!

The movie is beyond boring.

The music is all wrong, was the composer allowed to see the movie he was doing the music for?
The music plays with intense AFTER the fight, and sometimes the music don't suit the scene at all.

And what the hell is with that porno scene?!
That was so disturbing!

I didn't expect this movie to be good at all, I had watched so much crap before this I wasn't getting my hopes up.

But the movie, although starting a bit slow, starts to get more interesting by the minute. A teacher, when he was a boy, his brother was killed by a bunch of teenage bullies and then the bullies get crushed by a train. Now, slowly but surely, one of the teacher students die and gets replaced by one of the bullies - who are supposed to be dead!
I thought "Wow, how is he going to solve this mess? How is the going to protect his family?", because the bullies have come back from dead and are killing his students, and now they aim their goal for him.
The suspension was killing me, I was longing for seeing the ending that waiting for it was almost painful!

But the ending... it's so ..... unbelivable bad...
And I don't mean the usual "F you", kill the bad guys ending. This was terrible, it was even worse than I could ever imagine. It's childish, ridicolous and unfortunately, destroys the whole movie. After watching this crappy ending, no matter how much I loved the acting of the bullies, I cannot bring myself to watch this again.... never again... it was just so bad....
I almost feel like crying when I think about it....

So what happens?
The bullies gather up to kill him once and for all.... AND THE F****NG GHOST OF THE BROTHER COMES AND SAVES THE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRR RRRR RRRRR RRRRGH GHGHGHG HGHG HGHG HGHGH!!!!!!!

Another "Saw" rip-off, this movie obviously only done for the cash-in, because this stinking pile of s--t is bad in every single way possible!

The camera job is simply awful, the camera is constantly shaky and looks more like somebody filming his friends for a casual outing. I could do it better!

The sound quality is horrible, the backgroundmusic is much louder than the actual actors voices, the voices sound like they are several meters away, when in fact they are sitting right in front of the camera, making it hard to hear what they are saying. "The voice" is almost impossible to understand. You can also hear clearly that the voices are of much lower quality than the backgroundmusic, maybe the music was made louder on purpose to try to hide their "mistake"?

The story is exactly like Saw, random people waking up in a warehouse and a "voice" tells them what they have to do... Surprised? But because it's impossible to hear what they are saying, I'm not sure what they were supposed to do - because they seem to do nothing! There seemed to be no plot, no goal, just.... uh... I don't even want to try to explain it...

The characters... um... they excist. That's about it. They hardly say a word, they talk a little to each other. That's it.

***SPOILER WARNING***

The acting was horrible, if you can even call it acting... I can imagine the director saying "OK, we only shoot this once. You read this note and look very confused." Because that's the feeling you get. It's obvious the blonde woman hasn't read the notes before reading them.
A perfect example of how bad the acting is...
A woman and a guy walks around talking to several other "victims", they all wake up in coffins in the same warehouse.
After talking to one of the victims, they go to the next one. There was some brownhair woman who gave some information and when I watched the movie I thought "Why don't they go back and ask the brownhaired woman for some more information? She seemed to know a lot..."
Well, the reason they didn't was because she DIED while they talked to her. ¬_¬

The set where this was filmed was used 90% of the movie, it's just a gigantic warehouse room. I almost laughed out loud when the blonde woman and the guy walked some metres and she says "We are walking around in circles".

A total waste of time. Really. I did not enjoy a single moment watching this!

The only thing worth watching was the "Rabbit humping". That was the most disturbing thing ever. XD

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and it is praised for it's originality... well, the originality is simply using your homecamera and do a movie without a budget. This movie is crap. It could have easily been a masterpiece.

This movie is basically about 3 amateurs taking their camera out in the forest... maybe they were more, I don't care. Anyway, the more they walk around they realize they are walking in the same place over and over, no matter where they go. So scary. *sigh*

Another problem with this movie is that the makers are so uncreative they survive on YOU making up the plot. What do YOU think happens? Why do YOU think they are getting lost?
That is sooooo brilliant... my a-- makes more creative sounds than this movie do!

Do I even NEED to say how bad the camera work is?
Obviously the shaky camera is the "originality" of this movie, and really, that is all it has to offer.

You decide if you get scared. You make up the ending. You decide to watch this crap. You decide if you want to turn it off. Unfortunately, I saw it until the end, and no answers were given. It just shows how uncreative you can be and how untalented you are in movie-making, that you make a movie that dosen't make any sense and people will love it. I honestly thought the ending would be worth it, my imagination started to get tickled after watching this awful stinking pile of s--t for almost 2 hours, but then it just ends...
There is no ending, there is no explanation. That is so dumb!

I mean, almost half of the whole movie is these people swearing and getting angry and just talking. There is nothing scary about this movie.

"We have created a masterpiece! We have no plot, no acting, no good camera work... no good anything, but now we will cash in because we are so creative! Yippie!!!!"

It felt like an awful mix between Star Wars and Disney. Really. I mean it. It has good effects and footage, but the story is so dumb and predictable from the start.

The movie goes, some fat creatures from space will save the earth one day by gathering the four elements and the fifth element will save the world. Yada yada, 300 years later a big ball in space kills some military dudes. And the ball will destroy all mankind if it's not stopped by the fifth element. Fat Alien comes with fifth element, but is shot down by the Disney-villains Disney-sidekick characters and the only thing that "survives" is a glove that has DNA in it.

Sounds dumb enough? Gets worse.

Since this is the future, they can rebuild the DNA of said glove and make it complete again. The scientists say this is the perfect creature.

What is the perfect creature?
It's a naked Milla Jovovich with the fugliest hairstyle ever witnessed by mankind. She is supposed to be intelligent, but only speaks a language nobody understand (even the fat aliens spoke english, didn't they teach her?), so she escapes from the lab.
She is supposed to be super-smart, but really, she seemed to be super-dumb. If she was so smart, why dosen't she learn to speak english within a minute?
I still don't understand how EVERYBODY in the whole frikkin universe knows english besides her!!!!
If she's supposed to save the frikkin earth, why don't they teach her english?!?!!? ARGH!!!

our "Hero" for this movie is the lazy, boring Korben Dallas, who is a cab-driver and suck at his job. He used to have 50 point on his drivers licence, but only has one, what does that say about him? He obviously a no-good person, but he is our hero for this movie.
Anyway, when we first see him, he talks about how he wants the perfect woman...

Guess who "conveniently" falls off the roof and into the backseat of his taxi?
The perfect woman - the fifth element!
The most unintelligent being that ever entered earth, and she is half-naked, so of course Korben falls in love with her.

GAG!!

When I think about a perfect creature, I do not picture Milla's hair. Really, that is the most un-perfect thing ever.
What I picture is a superstrong, super-SMART, being that is neither male or female. A being that could survive on it's own, not pass out in a car accident and be carried by a moron!
And is she was supposed to be "perfect", how come a accident that dosen't even give him a scratch make her pass out?
So he can conviniently carry her, because he is nice to her, so that she will fall in love with him!
They are so forced together that it's almost disturbing, she's the dumb "perfect" woman and he is the "yeah-whatever-I'm-cool" guy who conviniently is there to help her save the world. Uh!

So, now we have to wait 1 hour and 30 minutes for her, for some reason, should save the earth?
Because really, what else can we expect?

Unfortunately I've seen this crap to the end, so I know what happens.

The only thing dumber than the plot, if it was possible, is the "jokes". Obviously the people making this movie was thinking they were funny, because after every single joke the character on screen makes a "comment". Every single time. Even when things weren't funny, because they found themselves funny.

The only thing I like about the movie is the Diva's song. That's it.

The plot sounds interesting, people getting attacked by Ravens, like in "The Birds", but this movie seems to drag on forever. It honestly didn't feel like a horrormovie, it felt more like I was a birdwatcher or something.

I also was surprised at how stupid some of the characters were. I mean, it's not like the Ravens attack for no reason what-so-ever, it was some guy who kept throwing rocks and shouting over and over, literally begging for them to kill him.
I also thought the scene where the dog walks to the Ravens and just stands there and waits for them to kill it was stupid. Why would it go there and I'm pretty sure a dog could outrun the birds and hide in a hole or something. It just didn't seem scary at all, it seemed like the characters/ the dog asked for being killed.

The plot... if there was one moved slow and I didn't find the characters interesting. You don't really get introduced to them, who they are and what they do or what they like. You kind of have to guess as the movie goes.

The acting was bad!

Basically un-scary and after a while I lost track of the characters, so It was just seeing random people getting attacked by ravens. And the characters were constantly getting into dangerous situations to the point where it becomes annoying!

Unfortunately, I can say that I have seen a worse werewolf movie than this - Howling 3. But this was very close to becoming the worst ever werewolf movie I have ever seen...

The acting was horrible, I didn't see a single good actor in this movie!
i don't know which was worst, the dad who pretended he saw his son ripped apart, but just sounded more like he caught his wife cheating on him... or the fact that the kid can't act like his legs are paralyzed. He kept moving his legs every single scene he was supposed to only move his upper body.

Speaking of him, is Stephen King trying to insult people who are paralyzed from the waist down?
This kid could climb down Windows, he could climb up trees... who known what else he could do, he could even drive a "motorcycle" (a wheelchair with a motorycle enginge or something) faster than a car.
Maybe I'm just picky, but it seemed this kid could do so many "amazings things" that other paralyzed persons should do to, because it's "easy".

The story is amongst the worst I have ever seen. The kid in wheelchair (of course) discovers there's a werewolf in town and nobody believes him. And conviniently his uncle gave him a rocket that he conviniently shoots in the eye of the werewolf so that his sister, which he tells his secret, can recognize the werewolf, because the man will have a damaged eye. And conviniently the man in person is so stupid that when he catches up with the wheelchair-kid, he talks so long that the another guy shows up and "saves" the kid. Urgh...

The movie was painfully slow and predictable, it actually surprised me the kid didn't say "Oh wow, look, I can walk again!" in the end. The ending was just so bad.

The costume of the werewolf looked cheap, like a halloween costume you can buy from a toystore. The special effects when he transformed was alright though.
But it was way too obvious it was a guy in a suit...

This movie wasn't scary, it was predictable and stupid. It seemed more like a family move rather than a horror movie.
I don't read books, but I used to look at the pictures of the book this was based on, and I had to hide the cover because the images were scaring me so much.
How did a book with such scary pictures turned into this familymovie-horror-wannabe?

The only thing I liked was when the werewolf took the bat and hit the "good guys"... at least the director wasn't taking this crap seriously.

Do you want to torture somebody?
Make them watch this, I will garantee you they will hate you for the rest of their life.
Their eyes will be sore from watching horrible acting, their ears will bleed from the worst script in history and their brains will explode from the "funny" comedy in this movie aimed for 4-year olds.

The problem with this movie is that it's trying to be horror, comedy and drama at the same time. All fail.
The horror is a mammoth possed by aliens (???) that comes to life and suck souls out of people. The mammoth looks nothing like a mammoth and is way too small. It also has the ability to sneak out of a museum even though it is too big for the doors.
The drama is a scientist who is always late and can't keep any promises to his daughter (think Hook), which we've seen a gazillion times before and we know they will be friends in the end. Predictable and head-ache inducing.

But the worst is by far the comedy. Especially the scientist dad who slips on floors and people falling off roofs with cartoon music playing.
I can imagine a 4 year old laughing, but I got the worst headache ever watching it, it was just emberrasing.

So basically, the movie shifts between all these different aspects, making it a un-funny, un-scary and predictable drama. Utter crap. Not worth a rental.

And who was the monster, really?
The mammoth or the "heroes"?
Basically, they know a 18 ton Mammoth that is highly aggressive is on the loose - and they don't warn anybody!
They bascially let people die and only care about themselves and how to stop the mammoth, they even go into a cafeteria and order some milkshakes and don't tell the waitress she might be killed if she stays!
If that wasn't bad enough, they team up with a FBI agent who tells Daddy that if the mammoth dosen't die, the goverment will nuke the whole city and kill everybody.
That was just unbelievable...

Unfortunately, this movie looks really good at first glance, but the more it goes on, it becomes a gigantic mess. They were pushing the story to its limits, making stupid excuses as to why Jigaw murdered people and severaly destroyed his story. They also tried to make a surprise ending, but really, you weren't surprised, you've seen it before.

Besides those things, I was also dissapointed with the dialogue and the actual traps. The dialogue was filled with so many f----s I was cringing in pain. In 5 minutes they say it well over 30 times, which is just a mayor annoyances.

The traps were way too "kind" on the victims, you should feel trapped along with the victims and really feel there is no way out. Some of the traps were almost, well... silly. Especially that drug-addict guy, I so wanted him to die, but his trap was way too easy to get out of. Really, it took him like a minute or so, and it seemed like he got all the time in the world to get out. What happens after that was one of the most dissaponting things in the movie.

They completely ruined Jigsaw's story, and that was the biggest dissapointment with this movie. Did the people making this movie even watch the first movie?

The acting was also bad for a movie like this, Tobin Bell is awesome, but some of the other actors were TERRIBLE.

Unfortunately, John Carpenter COMPLETELY misses the point with the story of Christine, even I can tell this and I haven't even read the book.
John Carpenter can't portray peoples feeling, and because of that, this movie becomes confusing and complete rubbish.

***SPOILER WARNING***

There's a car that the first owner and his family got killed in (one at seperate times) and even though the wife and kid died, the father was so obsessed with the car that he didn't care about it. He just wants to be with the car. One day, he dies inside the car because of monoxide posioning and the car is destroy.
Two looser guys, a guy a will call Rob (because I honestly can't remember his name) and the other is Arnold, who are two completely uninteresting high school students who do nothing but think about sex. Arnold is the "ugly" of them and never gets a girl. One day these two discovers the car and Arnold wants it, gets it and decides to fix it. But then he, just like the first owners, becomes completely obsessed with it, referring to the car as Christine and his friends and family see a complete change of Arnold becoming a nice person to obsessed and rude to others. And then the car comes to life and starts killing people, especially a gang that tried destroying Christine, but she has a magic ability to repair herself.

So the movie is basically about the car killing people and we follow Arnold as he is buried in his obsessesion with the car.

So what is the problem with this movie?
First of all, John Carpenter don't know how to show peoples feelings in this movie. I also think he added way too much swearing which made the characters seem rude from the beginning, taking away that Arnold became rude when he is obsessed. I mean, he said f--- as often as before.
But the biggest problem is that Arnold becomes obsessed with the car, but Carpenter never shows why. if I would make a random guess, it would seem as if the car could talk to him, but no answer is ever given.
Why does she kill people?
Why did she kill Arnold in the end?
Didn't she... um... "love" him?
And I also noticed that in the end, Arnold is NOT in the car, then the car tries to kill the girl - he randomly shows up, being on the floor with a piece of glass in his belly, "pets" the car and dies. The others, who are supposed to be his best friends, don't care.
Now that reminded me of a thing in "The Thing", where Blair was supposed to treathen to kill himself, but at the other visit saying he felt fine. But in the movie, they came to him and he said he was feeling fine right away, but nobody mentions that he was suicidal, because the rope was still there.
Same thing here?
Or did Carpenter just kill Arnold to not have to deal with crying characters?
That would destroy his perfect dreams of macho-men.

I also thought the killing scenes were silly and downright stupid.
ALL people who are chased by Christine runs in the middle of the road. Why don't they run into a house and get help?
Also, the first victim is chased down into a dead end, Christine squeezes inside to crush him.
The problem is... she is moving so slow, he had A LOT of time to just jump up on the hood and avoid getting decapitated, but he just stood there.
We also never get to see any scary scenes, there's almost no blood in this movie... and it's supposed to be scary.

I also found the acting bad, Arnold's actor couldn't really carry out the role to make it believable.

It's a shame really, just reading "John Carpenter" I knew this movie would be bad.

This movie is terrible!!!
The acting was just as terrible, the way you saw how somebody was an alien as that they hade no facial expression... well one guess how many the male lead had!
It's just a overly long chase-scene and then the movie ends. That's it. You'd expect them to find a way to stop things, but they do absolutely nothing. Nothing happens. So dissapointing.

Scary??? Where??? When??? Did I miss it????

This has got to be the most overrated movie of all time. The best horror movie ever?
Candyman is more like Freddy Kreuger Junior, he comes out and scares the heroine every now and then, but even though he got the powers to appear anywhere he wants to, he dosen't do anything. And a lot of times he "chases" the victims, why not just slash up the whole town if you're gonna kill people?
It's just sooo silly.

The acting was pitiful. It truly felt like made-forTV acting. Virginia tries to act concerned, but she just fails. And when she hears the story of Candyman killing a child she looks like somebody told her the flag was blue. It's like "Ok, so what? Tell me more!" look.
The other actors weren't good either, Tony Todd looks too nice, he has the exact same expression all the time, not looking very manipulative or evil by the way. He looked like a random dude in a fur coat, taking away that Candyman is supposed to be scary. If you never saw Candyman but only heard the voice, then it would be more effective. I couldn't picture the voice and the killer being the same person.

The story was silly and didn't scare me one bit. Who is Candyman? Why does he come and kill people? Why dosen't he just slash her throat and end the movie? Lots of whys. And who is she? She's just a random nobody I'm supposed to feel sorry for, there was no character development what-so-ever. The only person I felt sorry for was the young woman with the baby and she wasn't even a main character.

The pacing is SLOW. It takes forever for her to get anywhere or even figure things out.

The movie tries to cheap-scare you a few times and tell you the ridicolous "Say his name 5 times and you will die, tralalala" story. The only thing I found "scary" was the actual bees, but that is because I hate bees.

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen and I don't understand it's popularity! The only good thing about it was the soundtrack.

This is one of the better monster movies from the SCiFI channel, but it was ruined by the slowest pace of a movie ever (next to The Void).
At least the Sabretooth was able to kill a lot of people, unlike the other monster movies.
The acting was terrible and the characters were really annoying.
"let's walk into a cave, because this is California, of course nothing is hiding in the dark" - uh!
Basically all the characters do is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk... there's very little action.
I also thought they didn't do the sabertooth justice (though it did kill), I would have liked to see it ambush people.


****SPOILER WARNING****

In the end, when there's 3 people left of the original group... Why, why, why, why, why do they walk away from the 4th guy WITH THE GUN????????
I wouldn't let him walk 1 meter away from me!
But they run away from him to hide in a cave????????????????
Why not smash his head and steal the gun, at least YOU'D be safe....

The sabretooth seemed to be changing colors every now and then.
In close-ups and near characters, it's grey. But when you see it in the grass, it's suddenly yellow.

The movie deserves 5 stars alone for killing Leon. I mean it. That guy annoyed me so much I wanted to claw my eyes out.
GOOD CAT!

I watched this movie after much agonizing, I am easily spooked and watching scary movies I usually can't sleep well for 2 weeks.

I was surprised that others find this so scary, I am easily spooked, why wasn't I scared by this?

The story was very good, that is why I give it 2 stars, though many things were left unexplained, I still liked it.

I didn't really like the maincharacters of the movie and the character development was bad. The guy randomly shows his special powers, like, where did they come from?
It also took me a VERY long time to realize they had been married once.

***SPOILER WARNING****

What I don't like about this movie is that it dosen't go all the way to make this the best scary movie ever, it remains in the "family friendly" zone and dosen't even try to push the limits. The ending pissed me off and dumbed down the whole movie. The kid has watched the tape, and you see Sadako killing Ryuji. Sadako coming out of the TV was brilliant, then the next brilliant thing would be the woman trying to get to the house before Sadako to save her son. But she just phones the grandfather in a cheery voice and asks him for a favor... THE END.
That sucked so hard, I was mad!! I had waited the whole movie for THAT?!
If you are too whimpy to make a movie about a kid being murdered, you shouldn't have included a kid at all!!

When the woman (Asakawa) realizes that she did something that Ryuji didn't, it surprised me that she guessed that she copied the tape and he didn't.
I would have instantly guessed that she touched the bones of Sadako, because the curse on her hands dissapeared instantly after she had touched the bones.

The only plot-hole that really bothers me is that you never really find out what Sadako is or why she would be related to a VHS casette.

The acting was so appaling I was laughing more than I felt sorry about the stupid characters.
If I ever make a "10 top most stupid characters", this will be number 1 without a doubt.

***** SPOILER WARNING *****

Okay, so we have a supereel which is hiding in the waters. Several stupid characters don't even notice it first, so you can understand why they die when it comes up on land.
But then they figure out that the eel IS in the waters, so of course... they make every attempt to be close to the water. *headdesk!*

The most stupid attempt is a woman and a man that feels flirty. They take a boat out in the lake and sits there making out.
"Surprisingly", the eel comes.
Okay, if that wasn't stupid enough, here comes a fat guy and runs into the water.
He asks "Hey guys, whatcha doing??"
They tell him, "it's here, it's in the water".
Yeah, they ALL know about the eel, yet they all go out in the water.
He has a "Gaby Hoffman ala Volcano" moment, he just stands there shouting "Oh my goood, it's here? Eeeeek! What should I do??? Eeeek!"
My jaw literally dropped to the floor.

The animal control guy was soooooo annoying with his pitiful attempts at acting cool. Every single time he opened his mouth he added some smarta-- comment so that he would sound cooler.
EVERY SINGLE TIME!

The eel was so stupid, the characters are running IN FRONT of it, yet it slithers from side to side which slows it down.
Why wouldn't that eel easily outrun a human, even if it slithers?
And when "mr Cool Animal control dude" stands in the water, why does it raise it's head above water and not attack the guy UNDER the water?
Stupid eel.
And "mr animal control dude" wrestles with the Eel, when the same eel could easily kill 20 other people without them being able to get out of its grip???

Th eeel also looked kinda funny. There was just something about it that made it look so... not scary.
It almost seemed kind of cute, which is what I guess the animators wasn't aiming for.

The ending was sooo stupid. Oh yeah, kill mama eel, here comes angry offspring for a sequel.
Why didn't they like... attack BEFORE??????????
Seriously lazy animators, I don't believe for a second the offsprings grew 20 feet in 30 seconds, they just took mama eels model!

Anyway, the movie was obviously not taking itself seriously by making the eel BURP when it eats the explosives. O_o

Okay, another movie gotta go from the "10 Worst movies of all time" list , because this movie was f:ing awful!

***SPOILER WARNING***

So some random people decides to go on a spooky tour in a swamp. Ooops, boat breaks down and they are stranded in the swamp.
Ooops 2, one of the women tells the story of a elephant-man like guy who was accidently killed by his own father.
The way he is killed was just mindnumbingly dumb, which adds to the "Worst movie of all time", some teenagers bully Victor and then puts the house on fire, he can't get out.
Daddy comes home, takes an axe, and attempts to break the door in, but whoops, Victor was standing on the other side and got the hatchet in his head.
I guess trying to break the %"&#%& window was too much to ask, especially since he could actually see Victor behind it.
The window was like... 1 meter away from the guy...? >_<

Years later, when the people are on this tour, said elephantman, Victor Crowley, comes magically back to life and goes out to kill these people because he got nothing better too do.
Unfortunately for the bunch of idiots, Victor Crowley can't be killed, because... well, because he is much cooler than they are.
Anytime they try, he just magically comes back to life.

Actually, Victor Crowley was the only likeable character in the whole movie, at least he was trying to end the misery...

So these random idiots should try to survive in the swamp, but ooops, the ugly characters starts dying one by one.
The heroine is so f:ing slow it's unbelivable.
She has a gun, she watches one of the fat guys getting slaughter by Victor Crowley... she just stands there!!!!
Shoot him for f:s sake!!!!
Then Victor kills the fat guys wife, THEN she starts shooting. Uh!

The death scenes were hilarious. Mostly because I thought the characters deserved to die, then the acting was so terrible I couldn't help but laugh.

And WTF is up with that ending???
"Oh, we didn't feel like finishing it... duh, spent more times recording booobz!"

It was quite entertaining, I laughed a lot of times. The acting was good too, but I can't get over the horrible ending.

**SPOILER WARNING***

A guy accidently sleeps with a girl on the bacholerette party - then it turns out to be his wife cousin!
He goes through a lot of emberassing stuff while he prepares for his wedding, his biggest concern is that the secret shouldn't come out.

The thing I didn't like was that they portrayed the wife to be really boring and not existing, she seems liked a really nice person. Her husband just leaves her at the altar and anther guy asks for her to marry him... that was just so unrealistic, and she just says yes. Didn't she love her husband to be? If she didn't, why would she get upset about him cheating on her? The mother of the bride seemed superupset and was crying, but then they just forgot about it.

There was also zero chemistry between Becky (the cousin) and the guy. I could not picture them falling in love or staying together, I would have liked to see him just calling off the wedding and leaving the family be, but I guess they wanted a "Happy"ending. But what is so happy about your husband leaving you at the altar for somebody he hardly knows?
Especially when it's your cousin?
In the whole movie, his wife is portrayed as she would be upset if he cheated on her, especially when she suspects him with the panties, so why wouldn't she even bother being left at the altar?
I also hated the wife to be's father reaction when he overheard that the guy had cheated on his daughter.
He basically said it was OK because men are hunters.
Is that the message you want to send out to people, that if you "accidently" sleep with a girl that is better than your wife, you can just leave you wife and hook up with your new hottie, because you're a "hunter"?
That is very demeaning towards women that they are trophies to be won and you can treat them any way you want to, because you are the man.

That's not my type of happy ending.

This movie is based on a true story, so story-wise, this movie is good.

However, I don't think they did the story justice, the whole movie screams "poor production", except for the beautiful footage in the mountain, I have several complaints.

First of all, the acting is poor. Especially during the crash. The plane is ripping apart, you know you are going to die... and everybody is quiet. They don't say a word or scream, it's just silent. That is extremely unrealistic and makes the whole scene look bad. The only people who scream are the ones ripped out of the plane, but the rest of them just sits there quietly waiting for the plane to go down. But as soon as the plane crash, then everybody screams for a couple of seconds, then it cuts. I have seen many documentarys about plane crashing, I remember especially a plane in hawaii where the roof ripped off the plane. Everybody is screaming and it's just heartbreaking to hear them so terrified. How could you possibly sit through a terrifying thing like that without making a single sound?

The acting dosen't get much better unfortunately, all the actors are struggling with acting upset and angry, some of them with a half-hearted attempt. You don't get the feeling these people are struggling to survive, they almost seem fine.

Another annoyance is that though they are supposed to have been up there with almost no food and water for a whole month, they still have perfectly schampood hair and they clothes are perfectly clean without a single wrinkle. Now how is that possible?
They looked just as clean as when they just got on the plane.
It also annoyed me that though it supposed to be cold, none of them act as if they are freezing, they even use their bare hands to dig away snow like it would be 20 degrees hot outside.

I also felt the added action scenes were unnecessary, it added to the poor vision of these people being fatigued. Especially the scene where a man falls through the snow and it becomes a big ice-crack. That scene was just dumb and fake.

Another problem with this movie, is that one of the reasons this incident was so horrible was the fact that they had to result to cannibalism to survive. In this movie, it was extremely ridiculed. They start talking about it randomly, then everyobdy gathers outside the plane. One of them asks "What are we going to do?"
The other says "Let's eat!"
...I don't REALLY think that was how they decided it was their last resort...

And I hated the part where one should keep a toddlers shoe, and one of the guys who looks for helps keeps the other, so they can have a "hollywood ending" when he shows the toddler shoe when he returns with the choppers. Urgh!

Horrible everything....
Really awful acting, annoying characters, not scary and the plot was just sooo uninteresting and complicated for me to follow.
Unfortunately................... I thought the first part was better. -_________-

It started out quite nicely, but the movie is soooooooooooooooooooooooo bad.
The acting was embarrassing to watch, it was almost as bad as "Troll 2".
It was beyond obvious that most of the actors did this just for the paycheck, especially in the end where all the teens should look terrified and run away in fear, they all seem to think "OK, look a bit scared, I get $$$$".

The only thing worth watching was the abysmal monster special effects. I mean it.

The ending ruined the whole movie. Seriously.
The events were based on the true story about Sylvia Likens, but as "An American crime", the torturing dosen't even come close to how awful Sylvia was treated.

If you don't want to see rape, don't watch this movie.

***SPOILER WARNING***

It annoyed met that it was so !%&"& easy to get the cop in the end.
If it was so easy, why didn't they do it before?
Seemed like they ran out of ideas, or didn't want to complete the movie, because the movie just ends with the girl and a boy talking, then a guy saying some comments.
I also didn't like how the boy felt sorry for the girl and decided to help her, what was so cruel in the real Sylvia Likens case, was that everybody tortured her until she died. Every single family member. They even invited the neighbor kids to torture her.

Also, this movie is going to be Pedobait with the full frontal shot of that girl. >_<
It was totally unnecessary.
You don't have to show a full frontal, I get it that she was naked.

Odd, my review disappeared!
It was a while ago I watched this, but I'll try to make a fair review.

First of all, the sound quality of the DVD was TERRIBLE. Worst possible audio track, obviously not restored in any way.

***SPOILER WARNING***

The story sounds interesting, a Siamese twin couple, one of the sisters shoots a guy, but do they both go to jail because they are connected through their bodies?
The ending ruined the whole movie, basically a guy says "You make up your own ending". Thanks a lot, I bought the movie to find out how it ended. -_-

Violet and Daisy aren't really good actors, I think this movie was mostly made out of the fact that they were Siamese twins. They move really gracefully together, so sometimes it's hard to guess they truly are siamese twins.
There's a nice song in the beginning that they sing nicely together.

The movie seems a bit all over the place.
One of the sisters falls in love with a guy, but he is cheating on her? (don't remember)
Then there's a subplot of one of the twins dreaming about a life not connected to the other, they even ask a doctor about it in the movie.

Really boring movie, though the stage performances tricks were cool too watch.

Seeing all the 5 star reviews and people saying "It's a must see!" I decided to watch this, to learn more about global warming and what you can do besides the useless tips you get on every site on the internet.

This movie is simply for people who have no clue what-so-ever about Global Warming and filled with Al Gore whining about how he dosen't like Global Warming and some random facts of his.
There's also so much things that dosen't even have to do with global warming at all, especially near the end where Al goes on about "we've done this and that, blah blah, we can beat Global Warming."

I "love" how the movie ends, it basically tells you "Are you ready to change Global Warming? Go to this website..."
So basically this movie is just a long whine-party and you learn one or two things about Global Warmings and basically nothing how to stop it.
And then it tells all the people who watched this movie to put on their computers, log on to a website... which contributes to Global Warming?!

Brilliant Al, I hope you are proud.

I decided to watch this movie, because Marie Antoinette's story interested me, but I have difficulties reading books, so I thought a movie would be perfect. I looked up a little on wikipedia at first to read about Marie, then started watching the movie.

The problem with this movie is that you have to know exactly what happened to her, her story and where this and that happened, how, why and when, or else you don't understand what the hell is going on.

Basically what happens is random talking, then a party scene with modern music, then some drama, more party, drama, more party.
I truly felt confused watching this, half of the time I had no idea what they were doing or why they were doing it.

For example, often we see Marie's husband eating before she does, and she just sits there waiting for what seems like an eternity before she is allowed to eat.
I didn't understand why, looked it up on wikipedia. It's because the king eats first and the queen has to wait. Or something. OK, at least I got an explanation.

Another time, Marie desperately wants a child, but her husband dosen't like her and pushes her away. I didn't understand why, looked it up on wikipedia. I was almost shocked at how bad the acting was, the husband was SHY, not pushing her away because he didn't like her, but there was no way in hell I could have seen that because the acting was so bad. The husband acted way too seriously, he didn't seem shy once.

There are many more examples of where I didn't know what was going on, because they explained it so bad and the acting was by the best average, I didn't feel anything from Kirsten Dunst, only that she was kinda "Oh well, didn't get what I want. Whatever, can't complain."

Between all the drama, there are several party scenes with modern music. I didn't feel they suited the movie at all, I wish they had taken some other story or made up an original story, because I liked how the party scenes were made, but they did not suit Marie Antoinette story at all.

Because this movie assumes you know exactly who Marie is and what happened to her, this movie lacks the storytelling part. If you know who she was, you know what is happening, but if you don't know, you either have to guess or like me, look it up on Wikipedia.

The movie dosen't follow Marie's story well at all, they only take bits and pieces and try glueing them together for the party scenes to come alive, they discarded the whole ending, leaving you wondering what the hell is going on.

I do want to give this movie credit for the beautiful costumes. They were outstanding. To bad they made such a crappy movie, because the costumes alone don't make me watch this crap again.

Uh, this movie was basically made on an idea of a "shock ending", which in my opinion, wasn't that shocking at all.
You could predict it long before the characters did.

The movie is basically !%&"%& terrible for an hour, the characters never figure anything out, then they suddenly start realizing a few things.
as if you'd care about any of the characters anyway...

***SPOILER WARNING***

The ending was appalling.
Basically the dude can move things like beds, shatter windows, make things blow up... but he "dies" because he snuggles his favorite blanket and disappears into nothingness? X_x
It's the usual "bad guy can't move so that hero character have enough time to get out of danger" stuff.

Oh yeah... Beware of the killur poney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my goooooooooooood...........
Why do people like this awful movie?
I honestly thought this movie was going to change my view on machomovies, superhero movies and the fact that all new movies sucks.
It made me realize that there are no good new movies to be watched.
I'll be looking for movies from the 80's from now on.

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My biggest dissapointment was the Joker himself.
Heath Ledger was awful, it was so obvious he was trying to act like Jack Nicholson instead of bringing his own talents and uniqueness to the Joker.
It looks truly terrible, everything he does on screen is to mimic Jack Nicholson in every single way: The talk, the smile...
It was like looking at a preschooler imitating his favorite actor!
So bascially, the only highlight of the movie was instantly flushed down the toilet as soon as Heath Ledger opened his mouth.
I think Heath Ledger stood out, because all other actors were so zombie like, they almost all seemed dead and here comes the only guy that does something besides staring at people, like using his hands once in a while.
But Heath Ledger was still awful, anytime the Joker didn't speak, he was just as zombie as all the other actors, but as soon as Joker has a line he starts imitating Jach Nicholson to the core. Then he turns into a zombie.
I would have liked Heath Ledger to do silly things while waiting for people to stop talking, it just looked weird when he was "crazy" when he talked, but pays full attention to everything else when he isn't suppose to say anyting.
It was like "Okay my line.... Wooohahaha, I'm so eeeevil. Weeee, Killing is fun........... okay, not my line. ................ hm.......... my line... WEEE!!! i love Killing!!!! Weeee!!!"
I also couldn't guess Joker was suppose to be a guy who finds things FUNNY.
Heath Ledgers Joker was so dull and boring I didn't even think he was supposed to be, you know, a JOKER.

Then there's the overly clichéd plot with the extremely uninteresting characters.
This movie was SO written for a second part, just like "Pirates of the Carribean 2", because they add so many subplots that has NOTHING to do with the story after a while.
What's up with the chinese dude for example?
A mayor plothole that takes up 40% of the movie and adds absolutely ZILCH!
As if that wasn't bad enough, you could predict every single s--- that would happen.
The only "suprise" was that Batman's B----- died.
(but I bet a millions dollars she'll return as Cat Woman in "Dark Knight 2")
But the characters were so onedimensional I honestly didn't feel sorry for them.
Especially not miss "Oh, I can't decide who I want to screw with."
I could care less about all the uninteresting cops, even Batman didn't have much of a personlity.
If I honestly never had watched the older movies or cartoons, I couldn't guess Batman was the hero at all.
At times he was beating up the cops who were suppose to help people, then he contributed to a lot of people dying. What a hero. I hope he never saves me.

Basically the movie is a gigantic bowl of random events and random uninteresting people... and then there's the crazy joker.

There were too many stupid things too count in this movie, and that dosen't include the constant "Batman survives danger in every last second".
1: When Batman "resques" Harvey, Harvey gets burned by massive flames that burns his left side of his face to the bone. Batman dosen't get a scratch. Why didn't Batman PROTECT HIS FACE????????????
Oh no, but then Harvey wouldn't "unexpectedly" turn into Two-Face.
2: Batman has a gazillion of chances to kill Joker, but every single time he dosen't. WHY NOT? Especially when Joker stands in the middle of the road, Batman speeds with his motorcycle straight for him... AND MISSES. >_<
Just break his f:ing neck.
No wait, breaks BATMANS F:ING NECK.
Seriously wanted mr "I talk with a cool voice to sound cool, but I'm not cool, because I let murderers live and my friends die" to die!!!
Batman keeps saving Joker from dying, its like Batman secretly wants people dead.
3: How could the Joker magically put bombs in a hospital without being noticed?
4: Why didn't Harvey die from the burns? Surely the wound would have gotten infected. It just seemed he could just refuse treatment and be fine. If he had some kind of hint of being a superhuman being, yeah, then I could see it coming. But he seemed like any other guy that just "decided" to get superpowers. Huh???
5: In the end, when they know that Joker is inside a building, why should Batman make a heroic attempt before anybody TRIES to shoot Joker?
It annoyed me SO MUCH. It was so obvious they wanted to make a sequel. ><

Need I say all the badguys that just talks to infinity instead of killing people who dosen't have guns?

Above all, the things I hated most was the annoying soundtrack and the terrible attempts at jokes.
For example, Miss Perfect falls down from a building, Batman rescues her in the last second. She has just been screaming in terror, but says casually laying on top of his sexy chest "We shouldn't do this again".
>_<

And the reason this movie keeps on going until infinity, is because ONE character should end the movie by saying "Because he is... The Dark Knight."
I felt like puking!!!!

Terrrrrrible.
It's basically an unoriginal horror movie that steals ideas from other movies.
You could easily see "The Birds", "The Stepfather" and "The Shining" being ripped off.

***SPOILER WARNING***

The Birds rip-off: For no reason what-so-ever, Crows are gathering in hundreds on the roof, they even attack the dad of the family.
The Stepfather rip-off: That Joe/Joey/Whoever guy killed his family and now kills a family he thinks is his own because they "disappointed" him.
The Shining rip-off: Man going nuts hunting down wife and kid(s). The only difference was that this guy had a pitchfork.

The "shock ending" was seen waaaaay before the character realized it.
I wasn't surprised at all.
And how unpredictable was it that the boy would start talking again in the end?
If I wanted to see a family movie ending, I'd watch a Disney movie!
This is a horror movie for crying out loud!