Worst Ever


  1. THEHUMANCONDITION
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1
Babel (2006,  R)
Babel 0.5 Stars
No cohesive plot.
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The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005,  R)
The Ballad of Jack and Rose 0.5 Stars
Such a terrible movie. Worst soundtrack ever. Every single character is hate able and has only hate able emotions.
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3
Pulp Fiction (1994,  R)
Pulp Fiction 1.0 Star
Pointless. lacking plot.
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4
Hard Candy (2006,  R)
Hard Candy 0.5 Stars
If I saw her character on the street I would kill her. I know it's just a role, but I still doubt I'll ever forgive Ellen Page for taking it.
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Meet the Spartans (2008,  PG-13)
Meet the Spartans 0.5 Stars
One of the worst comedies of all time. I will admit that they got a few cheap laughs outta me, but considering how many times they tried they should be ashamed.
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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007,  PG)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 0.5 Stars
I'm not drinking the kool-aid on this movie at all. I was trying 2 like it but by the time the last 3rd of the movie came around I was drifting in and out of sleep. If u like this movie ur either a kid or u haven't been 2 the theaters in a decade. It was just that terrible.
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7
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006,  PG-13)
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Running With Scissors (2001,  R)
Running With Scissors 0.5 Stars
Is one of the 5 worst movies ever created. If I could rate it less than a half star I would.
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9
Scary Movie 4 (2006,  PG-13)
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10
Date Movie (2006,  PG-13)
Date Movie 0.5 Stars
not funny
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11
The Interview (1998,  Unrated)
The Interview 0.5 Stars
So bad I don't want ot waste my time telling why. Just trust me that it sucked.
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12
Spun (2003,  R)
Spun 0.5 Stars
This movie was annoying. no i didn't watch the whole thing, but who could?
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13
Alexander (2004,  R)
Alexander 0.5 Stars
ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE! Terrible casting, acting, writing, and anything else u can think of, it sucked. They spend the entire movie merging back and forth in time and u never like the characters. They try 2 make scenes meaningful but its just retarded. The entire movie is spent trying 2 be factual, but they get it completely F**kin wrong. Any high school dropout could c through this S**t. The few times they get a fact right it sounds like their reading straight out of a textbook. I take my 1st comment back. THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!
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14
Sonny (2002,  R)
Sonny 0.5 Stars
I wonder why a non-whore would like this movie. Nicolas Cage.... what a joke.
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15
The Sweetest Thing (2002,  R)
The Sweetest Thing 0.5 Stars
This wasn't a chick flick. It was an anti-guy flick and it sucked.
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16
The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004,  R)
The Assassination of Richard Nixon 0.5 Stars
Depressing and boring.
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17
Frailty (2002,  R)
Frailty 0.5 Stars
What a load of crap.
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18
Mulholland Drive (2001,  R)
Mulholland Drive 0.5 Stars
pointless artsie crap. no plot.
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19
Riding in Cars with Boys (2001,  PG-13)
Riding in Cars with Boys 0.5 Stars
15 minuets into this movie I threw up. Granted I was sick, but the movie was a definite factor. Oh how I hated this movie.
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20
Shark Tale (2004,  PG)
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21
The Goonies (1985,  PG)
The Goonies 0.5 Stars
so terrible. Utahns are obsessed
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22
Ellie Parker (2005,  Unrated)
Ellie Parker 0.5 Stars
A tedious independent smear of poop.
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23
Little Miss Sunshine (2006,  R)
Little Miss Sunshine 1.0 Star
Some of the worst cinema I've ever seen. I must admit that the ending, though unconventional, was funny.
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24
Half Light (2005,  R)
Half Light 1.0 Star
Tactless and unintelligent.
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25
The Family Stone (2005,  PG-13)
The Family Stone 1.0 Star
It sucked. With all the characters they throw at you not 1 is the least bit likable. A bunch of jerks.
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26
Requiem for a Dream (2000,  R)
Requiem for a Dream 1.0 Star
The soundtrack is the one positive, and the acting too I guess.
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27
Tape (2001,  R)
Tape 1.0 Star
NO
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28
Manic (2002,  R)
Manic 1.0 Star
I didn't like it at all. I would give it the worst possible rating, but Zooey's gives the movie a bit of redemption.
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29
All the Real Girls (2003,  R)
All the Real Girls 1.0 Star
Why are artsie directors so determined to take something good and make it depressing?
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30
Undertow (2004,  R)
Undertow 1.0 Star
Not good.
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31
Sleepers (1996,  R)
Sleepers 1.0 Star
Typical NY BS. Don't care.
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32
The Good Girl (2002,  R)
The Good Girl 1.0 Star
It sucked and Jake Gyllenhaal was scary.
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33
American History X (1998,  R)
American History X 1.0 Star
Not a fun movie. Graphic. Artsie too.
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34
The Fifth Element (1997,  PG-13)
The Fifth Element 1.0 Star
potentialy great idea, but THEY REALLY SCREWED THIS UP.... CHRIS ROCK STANK
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35
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Wo hu cang long) (2000,  PG-13)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Wo hu cang long) 1.0 Star
"Everyone throws-up a little when they see this movie" David Handy
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36
The Weather Man (2005,  R)
The Weather Man 1.0 Star
His life sucked at the beginning, middle and end. what a great movie!..... Sarcastic? Not me.
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37
Capote (2005,  R)
Capote 1.0 Star
Who Cares.
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38
Junebug (2005,  R)
Junebug 1.0 Star
This movie sucked. you could hardly even consider it having a plot. moves so slow 2 nowhere. The only plus is that amy adams and ben mckenzie are in it. even though his character sucks and hers is pretty annoying sometimes. WHY DO WRITERS FOCUS ON THE MUNDANE!?
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39
Tiptoes (Tiny Tiptoes) (2003,  R)
Tiptoes (Tiny Tiptoes) 1.0 Star
Waste of time. The plot, characters, acting.... ughh.
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40
Four Last Songs (2006,  Unrated)
Four Last Songs 0.5 Stars
Awful.
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41
Dogma (1999,  R)
Dogma 0.5 Stars
Just kept getting worse. I don't know why I watched it all the way through.
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42
Veronica Guerin (2003,  R)
Veronica Guerin 1.0 Star
I can't find a single reason to like it.
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43
Shattered (Butterfly on a Wheel) (2007,  R)
Shattered (Butterfly on a Wheel) 0.5 Stars
I'm sooo sick of seeing this plot in movies over and over again! No chemistry.
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44
Hitler: The Rise of Evil (,  PG-13)
Hitler: The Rise of Evil 1.0 Star
One of the more pretentious films I've ever seen.
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45
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007,  R)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 0.5 Stars
Very few laughs.
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46
Stephanie Daley (2006,  R)
Stephanie Daley 0.5 Stars
Such an amateur film maker. The movie would have suck anyway though.
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47
Leatherheads (2007,  PG-13)
Leatherheads 0.5 Stars
I despise this time period.
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48
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007,  R)