Worst films ever


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Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow (1994,  PG)
Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow
The 1st one was mildly amusing but this was wretched and the best line?.."Let's kick some buttski"!..and the guy who makes 'realistic'noises..a cockroach could do them!















The lst movie was mildy amusing but this insipid effort took the piss..the best line?..'Let's go kick some buttski '..and as for the guy who does 'noises' with his mouth...a cockroach could do that
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Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959,  Unrated)
Plan 9 from Outer Space
This is so bad..it's brilliant.The SFX look like they were made by Blue Peter and the acting sublimley awful.The continuity is an art form in it's self.
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987,  PG-13)
Jaws: The Revenge
Michael Caine was no stranger to 'whoring'his talent but I really couldn't see how he made this with such a straight face.And Mario Van Peebles sounds like Jim Davidson putting on a West Indian accent.This film sucked from start to finish..if only they threw the lot into a real shark infested ocean!
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Paradise, Hawaiian Style (1966,  G)
Paradise, Hawaiian Style
Oh Elvis..how the mighty did fall..when the King's career was flat-lining in the mid '60's,things were so bad they were having to issue 5-6 year old recordings as new releases and his films were dying at the box office..Col.Parker's remedy?try and recapture the light hearted fluff of"Blue Hawaii"(a monster hit & bumper soundtrack sales)but it deserverdly died on it's hula arse.
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The Conqueror (1956,  Unrated)
The Conqueror
This has to be seen to be believed.John Wayne as Ghengas Khan!..Oh yes,absolutely true..not only does he look ridiculous but his dialogue is farcial..I bet during the filming he was tempted to slap on his six-shooters and don his cowboy hat..this may have made a better film.Sad thing was that most of the cast&crew died of radio-active poisoning in time as the movie was filmed very near an A-bomb site in the desert.
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The Swarm (1978,  PG)
The Swarm
Caine again in this risible big budget SFX disaster thriller.Painted polystyrene pellets are not expensive but the actors salaries were.Richard Wydmark deserves a medal for his seriously earnest diagnosis on why the bladdy killer bees attacked a military establishment...A real howler.
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Showgirls (1995,  NC-17)
Showgirls
A real stinkeroo.About as erotic as Margeret Thatcher in a basque!It takes a real talent to over act whilst pole dancing.The director had the good grace to personally collect his Razzie award for worst film.
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Coyote Ugly (2000,  PG-13)

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