Worst films ever
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Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow (1994, PG)
The 1st one was mildly amusing but this was wretched and the best line?.."Let's kick some buttski"!..and the guy who makes 'realistic'noises..a cockroach could do them! |
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Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959, Unrated) |
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987, PG-13)
Michael Caine was no stranger to 'whoring'his talent but I really couldn't see how he made this with such a straight face.And Mario Van Peebles sounds like Jim Davidson putting on a West Indian accent.This film sucked from start to finish..if only they threw the lot into a real shark infested ocean! |
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Paradise, Hawaiian Style (1966, G)
Oh Elvis..how the mighty did fall..when the King's career was flat-lining in the mid '60's,things were so bad they were having to issue 5-6 year old recordings as new releases and his films were dying at the box office..Col.Parker's remedy?try and recapture the light hearted fluff of"Blue Hawaii"(a monster hit & bumper soundtrack sales)but it deserverdly died on it's hula arse. |
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The Conqueror (1956, Unrated)
This has to be seen to be believed.John Wayne as Ghengas Khan!..Oh yes,absolutely true..not only does he look ridiculous but his dialogue is farcial..I bet during the filming he was tempted to slap on his six-shooters and don his cowboy hat..this may have made a better film.Sad thing was that most of the cast&crew died of radio-active poisoning in time as the movie was filmed very near an A-bomb site in the desert. |
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The Swarm (1978, PG) |
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Showgirls (1995, NC-17) |
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Coyote Ugly (2000, PG-13) |








