WORST FILMS I'VE EVER SEEN

Okay. this goes on the list of Worst Films I've Ever Seen. Why did I want t isee this? Because it was supposed to be about Erzbet Bathory. Horrible. Worse than horrible. And what did they guy say? A Polish Family? Hello! Hungarian! Someone didn't do homework. That painting was awful, too. And murdering them by pricking them in the neck? And biting? Also, most of these girls were clearly not virgins. What a waste. The only thing on screen was betrayal and lust. Maybe someday, someone will make a REAL film about Erzbet.

I can't believe I wanted to see this. Everyone said it was so good. I HATED it. All of it. Many things were quite strange. I'll leave that for everyone else to decide (what they were). I understand the point in what was happening, but still. Oh, and they just had to include rape. I'm sorry that part of my life devoted to watching this.

This just reminded me of my x.

HORRIBLE

The 3D was just annoying. It did not make an experience. The cast was terrible. Most of all, we knew we would not like this because the most important scene did not happen. Johnny and Barbara in the cemetary. The scene which made the movie.
The zombies looked really bad, and there really wasn't any gore. And where was Ben?! I'm not racist, I loved the original Ben--and he was not here! I'm sorry that I wanted to see this for so long.

I wanted to see this for a long time. If you want to watch it because Dani Filth is invloved, don't. You barely see him at all, and when he talks at the end, it's not even his voice, at least it didn't sound like it. A lot of things in this annoyed me slightly. There was a good bit of gore. The snuff addict didn't really get what he deserved though.

HORRIBLE

Where did Arthur come in again? And the true name of Merlin?! And for GOD'S SAKE, A PENTANGLE???!!! Where did they come up with this? Also I really didn't like the score.

HORRIBLE! Where are the zombies? Hints of incest...

WORSE THAN HORRIBLE!

WORSE THAN HORRIBLE

HORRIBLE

TERRIBLE.

HORRIBLE!!

Too much romance involved. And I don't like Ben Affleck.

HORRIBLE. I love Anne Rice, but this just didn't interest me.

I'm embarassed to say that I bought this. Needless to say I sold it right after that.

VERY BAD. Why doesn't someone try making a film about the actual Grimm Brothers?

I was so dissapointed with this. The demonic ghosts were awesome...but everything else was too obvious. Another plot might have made this better.

VERY BAD.

Don't ever watch this.

It would have been nice to see some of the nun's back ground. Interesting ending, but still cheesy.

This didn't make any sense.

NEVER, EVER WATCH THIS!

I've just got one thing to say. Don't watch this. I expected more from Friedken.

HORRIBLE! The sunset in the last scene wasn't even real.

The only good scene was the coyotes walking in the street in the middle of the night. That was beautiful.

I loved the scene when she was trapped in the coffin with a corpse...

"What does it mean to be happy?" (First line of the film) IT MEANS NOT WATCHING THIS!

UGGGHHHHH!!!

Why did I watch this? It was horrible from start to finish. Enough of the gay jokes already.

I have to say that this muct be one of the worst things I have seen in a while. So many times when I think it can't possibly get any worse, it's amplified.
By the way the house on the cover picture is nowhere in this. I'm not even calling it a film, it doesn't deserve that. Pathetic plot, acting, characters, and I especially give the lowest words to the pornography. I wasted a bit too much of my life on this crap. Don't do the same.

I'm amazed...to see how far backward man has gone on the evolutionary scale.

I was really looking forward to seeing this, and I was very dissapointed. If you have any interest in this theory, I suggest you do some reading. Start with Timothy Freke and Peter Gandy:
The Laughing Jesus
The Jesus Mysteries
Jesus and the Lost Goddess
These books are much better. To me the director didn't go into enough detail and history. I thought there would be paralells in this and the books I've read...not so.

This film doesn't deserve to be titled "Malevolence"...that's a very strong word to use here and perhaps it should be used elsewhere.
This is just another Jason or Michael story and nothing more.
It was amusing to see that the killer, when revealed...looked like an Emo kid.

I read the book many years before seeing the film...and I wasn't impressed with the book...this wasn't much better.

I was excited to see this when I heard it was being made...and now that I've seen it I feel I wasted my time. I hated it. The opening scene was beautiful--the sunset in the desert, the piano, and her name written on the screen. But that was all.
The special effects, the voices, the characters, were terrible. Is it just me or does Jeremy bear a strong a resemblence to Donnie (eyes-) ?
I'm very dissapointed.

Okay, this was dissapointing. And Oskar really was a loser and did absolutely nothing for himself. Eli is a terrible vampire who not only plays the part of death but looks it as well. She looked more abused and abandoned then a vampire. This never grasped my attention.

Rubbish.