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Son of the Mask (2005,  PG)
Son of the Mask
Terrible. One of the worst films ever. Kennedy had his worst acting attempt in this. The screenplay was awful and the thought of this film receiving the "green light" scares me.
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Kickin' It Old Skool (2007,  PG-13)
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Kazaam (1996,  PG)
Kazaam
A disaster movie... no not like Armageddon, Volcano, or Godzilla..... actually yes it is and for all the wrong reasons too. Let me mention the worst thing about this movie first which is the plot. Yes, the plot is far worse than the acting but don't get me wrong a vegetable that recently received a lobotomy can act better than the whole cast. So is the plot so bad that it is even worse than Shaquille O'Neal's acting? YES definitely because first off the plot involves O'Neal and secondly he is a genuine and thirdly he raps and fourthly he sleeps and follows a little boy... I mean what the fuck. Let's talk about Shaq's rap and believe me its whack... and that I just rapped better than he did. One of the worst lines in cinema history is when I heard was when Shaquille was rapping and it goes like this... "Yo yo yo let's green egg 'n ham it," I mean really this is Shaquille raping... what the fuck were the screenwriters thinking? I do not like making fun of someone's death but I have to mention the late John Costelloe's death... I mean this movie is soooo bad that it has a star in it that took his own life. O.K. moving on from that dark moment... I will say that Mr. Costelloe was the best actor in that movie because it definitely wasn't Shaq, it wasn't the little boy Francis Capra, it wasn't the Iranian actor Marshall Manesh, or the little boys parents. Basically what I'm trying to say is that all of them deserve not only to be nominated but win razzie's except for Costelloe. This movie is not funny... obliviously not in a good way but also not in a bad way either... it's that bad. Shaquille O'Neal playing as a black genie is enough of a reason to bash this movie.

RIP Firefighter/actor John Costelloe (1961-2008)

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Epic Movie (2007,  PG-13)
Epic Movie
Terrible film. Stupid film thats only purpose is to deliver laughs but failed in doing so. Avoid at all costs.
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Catwoman (2004,  PG-13)
Catwoman
Awful film. This movie was so pathetic that it looked like a comedy. Halle Berry's acting was one of the worst acting attempts I have ever seen. Sharon Stone was also terrible and was her worst movie too.
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Bend It Like Beckham (2003,  PG-13)
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Crossroads (2002,  PG-13)
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Grilled (2006,  Unrated)
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001,  R)
Freddy Got Fingered
Awful film. Even though it was a terrible movie it delivered laughs at times. The story to this movie was pathetic and makes me happy that I do not know what runs though Green's mind. Disappointed that Torn accepted his role and shared the screen with Green.
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Spice World (1998,  PG)
Spice World
Stupid film. They are already annoying as singers but now it's a movie of them singing. This film has no plot what so ever and the Spice Girls are a pain in the ass.
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The Super Mario Bros. (1990,  PG)
The Super Mario Bros.
Terrible film. This movie was so bad that words can not describe it. I don't even want to mention anything about this movie so just stay far away as possible.
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Urban Legends - Bloody Mary (2005,  R)
Urban Legends - Bloody Mary
Terrible horror film. The only thing that scared me from this movie is that it existed.
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The Cable Guy (1996,  PG-13)
The Cable Guy
Terrible film. This film was so bad that it seemed like a horror film. The film was not funny at all, I actually found this movie disturbing. I like Carrey but not in this movie, Stiller had terrible direction.
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Deadlands: The Rising (2006,  Unrated)
Deadlands: The Rising
HORRIBLE independent film.
It's a bunch of fat guys surviving from zombies while they make AWFUL lines. THIS MOVIE WAS HELL.
I even watched it again thinking I may have misjudged it. Biggest mistake of my life.
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Scarecrow Gone Wild (2004,  Unrated)
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Freddy vs. Jason (2003,  R)
Freddy vs. Jason
Terrible horror film. The only movie I feel asleep to while in theaters. This whole movie is only about Jason killing some people, Freddy killing some people, people watching this movie killing themselves, and at the end Jason and Freddy fights.
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Fun With Dick and Jane (2005,  PG-13)
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Kicking & Screaming (2005,  PG)
Kicking & Screaming
Terrible film. I am a great fan of Ferrell, Duvall, and Ditka but they couldn't save this movie from a terrible script. The title of this movie may have been a warning.
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Barb Wire (1996,  R)
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AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004,  PG-13)
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator
Awful horror film. After seeing this movie I would rather have an alien layed eggs in me and burst out of my stomach rather watching this shit again.
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Boat Trip (2003,  R)
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Eurotrip (2003,  R)
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Norbit (2007,  PG-13)
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House of Wax (2005,  R)

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